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Date: 09/09/09 06:06 AM

89 Responses to Drunk Man Mounts Whale [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:11 am
    Link: Drunk Man Mounts Whale - No, this is not a photo of an inebriated young man taking advantage of a self-conscious co-ed at a frat party.
  2. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:17 am
    Whale Rape. Poor fella.
  3. Profile photo of SomaType
    SomaType Male 50-59
    30 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Well it is a Humpback....
  4. Profile photo of melisswoog
    melisswoog Female 18-29
    60 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Oh and also, scary thing is..I think the whale is dead..and rape thru the blowhole? So we`re combining necrophilia and bestiality. Yeah, this seems up your alley fancylad :)
  5. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:22 am
    "don`t know where, don`t know when.... but i know whale meat again some sonny gay."
  6. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:22 am
    lucly the blow hole is on the other side
  7. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:25 am
    mmmmm.... humpback.....
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:31 am
    If I`m not mistaken, that`s a beached whale. Since it`s on its back, it probably can`t breath. It`s dying, and this guy thinks it`s funny to get naked, get up on it, and take a picture of it like he`s having sex with it. Nice. Real evolved.
  9. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:37 am
    hump-back
    duh
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:48 am
    bestiality AND necrophilia.
  11. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Nice butt:)
  12. Profile photo of Medea09
    Medea09 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:17 am
    I agree with Rick... what a douche bag.
  13. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:23 am
    ...that wale is male... haha owned
  14. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:25 am
    He`s having a whale of a time.
    It`s actually a sperm whale.
    When he see`s a narwhale he gets the horn.
    etc.
  15. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Reminds me if my ex-girlfriend.
  16. Profile photo of PuffinLa
    PuffinLa Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:45 am
    lmao a whale of a time.
  17. Profile photo of jasonmcmusic
    jasonmcmusic Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 9, 2009 at 7:45 am
    stop crying about the damn whale people. everything dies eventually. just because the guy has a crude scence of humour doesn`t mean a thing. get a pair people. i think it`s hilarious.
  18. Profile photo of oo7ninja
    oo7ninja Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:51 am
    He manned the harpoons!
  19. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:58 am
    no no no. you have to get lower! slide towards the tail end, dummy. you`re doing it wrong!
  20. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Best placement of the I-am-bored logo yet. lol
  21. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:15 am
    If she was self-conscious, would she really be a whale? I don`t think so. It`s the exact opposite.
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Talk about an animal lover.
  23. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:22 am
    more surprise buttsecks
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:25 am
    I mounted a whale once in my more younger drunken days, she turned round, and smacked my hat clean off
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Ambitious. I`d start small, say with a dolphin. Maybe a porpoise.
  26. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:30 am
    That is totally inappropiate!


    Their kids would be beached too!

  27. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:35 am
    He`s probably feeling VERY inadequate right now.
  28. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:44 am
    jasonmcmusic: I`m not whining about the death of the whale. You`re right. Death happens. But when grandma keels over, don`t get naked and mount her just to take what you think is a funny picture. Same with the whale.
  29. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:45 am
    lol snacks.
  30. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:45 am
    jasonmcmusic: OK, I was crying a little about the death of the whale, but it wasn`t because it was a whale, but because it was a living creature that was dying, or maybe dead. Respect is all I`m saying.
  31. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:51 am
    that wasn`t funny
  32. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:52 am
    i still love how you can completely see through the iab logo....
    you can still see the naughty bits ;)
  33. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:13 am
    dickhead...
  34. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:18 am
    ``Death happens. But when grandma keels over, don`t get naked and mount her just to take what you think is a funny picture.``

    Well maybe in the deep South, but I hope no other place

  35. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:22 am
    First of all, gross.

    Second of all, @rick S - Pussy. You tree huggers should let nature take it`s course every once and a while.

  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Is that whale alive?
  37. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:51 am
    poor whale :/
    Let`s just mount a dead beached whale that`ll be fun
    ;-() B-|
  38. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Bingo: I`m not a tree hugger. It doesn`t matter that it`s a whale to me. It`s something that is dead or dying. Show some respect.
  39. Profile photo of sking7
    sking7 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Watch the blow hole dude!
  40. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
    its cruel, but its funny. stop whining (:
  41. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:16 am
    where is his target?
  42. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:23 am
    o god :(
  43. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Not funny. :|
  44. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Beached whales are sad. And that guy is probably getting maggots on his dick from that.
  45. Profile photo of Oliman08
    Oliman08 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Where is he sticking his "indecents"?

    Anyways, beastianity and necrophilia in one picture. Kudos Fancy, kudos.

  46. Profile photo of Pickled-Mog
    Pickled-Mog Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    wow theres nothing worst after a drunken night out waking up mounting a whale and also theres nothing more worst than waking up on a beach with a drunken naked boy mounting you.
  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Eww! Dude! No!
  48. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    oh ... my god!
  49. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    NOT CENSORED ENOUGH!
  50. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I honestly thought it was a fat chick joke before I saw the picture, whoops!
  51. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    What the H*** IAB? No NSFW and a transparent IAB logo? But really....should this have even be posted to begin with.
  52. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Oh wow...lmao there was no warning for this D:!!
  53. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Poor whale...
  54. Profile photo of Adthedude
    Adthedude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Is it stranger that it was posted here or that we all looked at it anyway? PERVERT`S PARADOX!
  55. Profile photo of BrentB
    BrentB Male 13-17
    42 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Tch... I wonder how it would feel to climb aboard a beached whale. Another thing added to my to-do list... o_o;
  56. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    So thats why we call `em humpies.

    Personally I prefer Sperm whales. I love it when a Sperm goes down.

  57. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    i see nothing wrong with this picture, except that maybe it should have had a NSFW tag, and that i could never climb on top of a whale knowing it was dead
  58. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Ugh.. wtf..
  59. Profile photo of ubiquitous
    ubiquitous Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Ahhhhh. Sperm whales and seamen. Nothing better on the open waves.
  60. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    best wingman ever; he needs no other motivation to drat whales
  61. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    em, thats not cool. hes mounting a dead, beached whale.
  62. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Maybe he has one of those fetishes about being with a giant
  63. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Necrophilic beastility... Now there`s a healthy hobby for you. This dude is one sick b*stard.
  64. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    It gets lonely out at sea...
  65. Profile photo of dirt_nap
    dirt_nap Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Hahaha, I`m surprised most people didn`t find this funny.
  66. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    lol so weird.
  67. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    THat looks like a male whale...

    Which means he is a GayBeastialNecrophiliac

    I never thought I,d ever get to use that term to point out an actual occurance.

  68. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Gay Beastial Necrophiliac*
  69. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    thats what happens when the credits finish in "Free Willy." I was so confused when i saw this as a kid.
  70. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Rodeo practice?
  71. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    what..the..drat

    so wrong man, so very wrong.

    Poor whale :(

  72. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Well that`s one way to demonstrate how they do it on Discovery channel

    :/

  73. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Nice censorship IAB.
  74. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    161 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    Literal photo of the days me thinks.

    Humpback whale...

  75. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    this is... well... it`s disturbing. Let`s be honest. Beastiality to a whole new level.
  76. Profile photo of bluestarr
    bluestarr Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    OMG
  77. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Necrophelic beastiality? Way to let me down again, humanity.
  78. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:24 am
    Stifler wins it!!!

    XD

  79. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:53 am
    What`s the point of having transparent censor images???
  80. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:30 am
    that whale is dead. :/
  81. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    This could have made Fancy`s disturbing lists..
  82. Profile photo of Elosha
    Elosha Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    thats not even funny
  83. Profile photo of SoMeMeXiCaN
    SoMeMeXiCaN Male 13-17
    149 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    You clever bastard...*zips up pants*
  84. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    If only the whale exploded as they tend to do when beached... while he was on top of it...
  85. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Censor fail.
  86. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Not even funny at all.
  87. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:17 am
    rilly man....rilly.....?
  88. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    that looks fun
  89. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:51:02 PM
    "If only the whale exploded as they tend to do when beached... while he was on top of it..."
    Achieve a Darwin award, Pilanus?

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