Drunk Man Mounts Whale [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

No, this is not a photo of an inebriated young man taking advantage of a self-conscious co-ed at a frat party.
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Female 1,283
Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:51:02 PM
"If only the whale exploded as they tend to do when beached... while he was on top of it..."
Achieve a Darwin award, Pilanus?
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Female 1,120
that looks fun
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Male 95
rilly man....rilly.....?
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Female 96
Not even funny at all.
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Male 395
Censor fail.
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Male 674
If only the whale exploded as they tend to do when beached... while he was on top of it...
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Male 147
You clever bastard...*zips up pants*
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Male 18
thats not even funny
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Female 857
This could have made Fancy`s disturbing lists..
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Female 668
that whale is dead. :/
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Male 4,680
What`s the point of having transparent censor images???
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Male 1,704
Stifler wins it!!!

XD

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Male 1,204
Necrophelic beastiality? Way to let me down again, humanity.
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Female 94
OMG
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Male 838
this is... well... it`s disturbing. Let`s be honest. Beastiality to a whole new level.
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Male 184
Literal photo of the days me thinks.

Humpback whale...

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Male 1,051
Nice censorship IAB.
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Female 519
Well that`s one way to demonstrate how they do it on Discovery channel

:/

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Female 4,197
what..the..drat

so wrong man, so very wrong.

Poor whale :(

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Female 253
Rodeo practice?
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Male 1,093
thats what happens when the credits finish in "Free Willy." I was so confused when i saw this as a kid.
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Male 2,576
Gay Beastial Necrophiliac*
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Male 2,576
THat looks like a male whale...

Which means he is a GayBeastialNecrophiliac

I never thought I,d ever get to use that term to point out an actual occurance.

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Female 3,828
lol so weird.
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Male 17
Hahaha, I`m surprised most people didn`t find this funny.
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Male 194
It gets lonely out at sea...
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Male 104
Necrophilic beastility... Now there`s a healthy hobby for you. This dude is one sick b*stard.
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Male 690
Maybe he has one of those fetishes about being with a giant
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Female 205
em, thats not cool. hes mounting a dead, beached whale.
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Male 251
best wingman ever; he needs no other motivation to drat whales
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Male 26
Ahhhhh. Sperm whales and seamen. Nothing better on the open waves.
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Female 895
Ugh.. wtf..
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Male 285
i see nothing wrong with this picture, except that maybe it should have had a NSFW tag, and that i could never climb on top of a whale knowing it was dead
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Male 2,220
So thats why we call `em humpies.

Personally I prefer Sperm whales. I love it when a Sperm goes down.

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Male 42
Tch... I wonder how it would feel to climb aboard a beached whale. Another thing added to my to-do list... o_o;
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Male 73
Is it stranger that it was posted here or that we all looked at it anyway? PERVERT`S PARADOX!
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Male 275
Poor whale...
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Female 414
Oh wow...lmao there was no warning for this D:!!
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Female 723
What the H*** IAB? No NSFW and a transparent IAB logo? But really....should this have even be posted to begin with.
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Female 244
I honestly thought it was a fat chick joke before I saw the picture, whoops!
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Male 2,788
NOT CENSORED ENOUGH!
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Female 218
oh ... my god!
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Male 9,306
Eww! Dude! No!
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Female 3
wow theres nothing worst after a drunken night out waking up mounting a whale and also theres nothing more worst than waking up on a beach with a drunken naked boy mounting you.
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Male 23
Where is he sticking his "indecents"?

Anyways, beastianity and necrophilia in one picture. Kudos Fancy, kudos.

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Female 876
Beached whales are sad. And that guy is probably getting maggots on his dick from that.
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Female 1,593
Not funny. :|
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Male 4,393
o god :(
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Male 463
where is his target?
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Female 299
its cruel, but its funny. stop whining (:
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Male 117
Watch the blow hole dude!
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Male 3,314
Bingo: I`m not a tree hugger. It doesn`t matter that it`s a whale to me. It`s something that is dead or dying. Show some respect.
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Female 1,572
poor whale :/
Let`s just mount a dead beached whale that`ll be fun
;-() B-|
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Male 10,440
Is that whale alive?
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Male 207
First of all, gross.

Second of all, @rick S - Pussy. You tree huggers should let nature take it`s course every once and a while.

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Male 13,624
``Death happens. But when grandma keels over, don`t get naked and mount her just to take what you think is a funny picture.``

Well maybe in the deep South, but I hope no other place

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Male 2,121
dickhead...
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Female 1,890
i still love how you can completely see through the iab logo....
you can still see the naughty bits ;)
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Female 1,604
that wasn`t funny
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Male 3,314
jasonmcmusic: OK, I was crying a little about the death of the whale, but it wasn`t because it was a whale, but because it was a living creature that was dying, or maybe dead. Respect is all I`m saying.
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Male 3,255
lol snacks.
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Male 3,314
jasonmcmusic: I`m not whining about the death of the whale. You`re right. Death happens. But when grandma keels over, don`t get naked and mount her just to take what you think is a funny picture. Same with the whale.
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Male 4,807
He`s probably feeling VERY inadequate right now.
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Male 995
That is totally inappropiate!


Their kids would be beached too!

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Male 12,138
Ambitious. I`d start small, say with a dolphin. Maybe a porpoise.
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Male 13,624
I mounted a whale once in my more younger drunken days, she turned round, and smacked my hat clean off
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Male 579
more surprise buttsecks
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Female 9,401
Talk about an animal lover.
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Male 5,194
If she was self-conscious, would she really be a whale? I don`t think so. It`s the exact opposite.
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Male 173
Best placement of the I-am-bored logo yet. lol
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Male 1,686
no no no. you have to get lower! slide towards the tail end, dummy. you`re doing it wrong!
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Male 49
He manned the harpoons!
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Male 1
stop crying about the damn whale people. everything dies eventually. just because the guy has a crude scence of humour doesn`t mean a thing. get a pair people. i think it`s hilarious.
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Male 6
lmao a whale of a time.
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Male 4,594
Reminds me if my ex-girlfriend.
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Male 35
He`s having a whale of a time.
It`s actually a sperm whale.
When he see`s a narwhale he gets the horn.
etc.
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Male 3,619
...that wale is male... haha owned
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Female 27
I agree with Rick... what a douche bag.
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Male 114
Nice butt:)
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Male 10,845
bestiality AND necrophilia.
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Female 2,672
hump-back
duh
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Male 3,314
If I`m not mistaken, that`s a beached whale. Since it`s on its back, it probably can`t breath. It`s dying, and this guy thinks it`s funny to get naked, get up on it, and take a picture of it like he`s having sex with it. Nice. Real evolved.
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Female 423
mmmmm.... humpback.....
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Male 190
lucly the blow hole is on the other side
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Male 3,081
"don`t know where, don`t know when.... but i know whale meat again some sonny gay."
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Female 60
Oh and also, scary thing is..I think the whale is dead..and rape thru the blowhole? So we`re combining necrophilia and bestiality. Yeah, this seems up your alley fancylad :)
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Male 30
Well it is a Humpback....
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Male 931
Whale Rape. Poor fella.
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Male 19,840
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