Denzel Washington Has a Lot of Crap to Do [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

The guy in charge of writing movie descriptions at Comcast Cable is obviously I-Am-Bored material.
There are 38 comments:
Male 10
I worked as a telemarketer for Comcast for about a year. If you lived in Philadelphia, or Harrisburg or Lebanon, PA or whatever... then you probably talked to me at least once. I`ve heard good and bad things about comcast. Mostly bad since my department was bill problems and technical support.
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Female 528
movie: wts is what the sh*t
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Female 2
YESSS. comcast has awesome descriptions! sometimes theyre better than the actual show...
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Male 50
Denzel is one busy MuthaFka!
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Male 126
More brilliant comcast descriptions available here:
http://videogum.com/archives/dvr-descrip...
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Male 1,265
Just look at the On Demand with Comcast. It`s filled with this crap.
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Male 204
wts is what the sh*t
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Male 976
You gotta respect Denzel because... King Kong ain`t got sh*t on him!!
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Female 3,828
omg thats so hilarious
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Male 59
"haha i have comcast..."

I think flipNhigh must have made a typo and substituted a `v` for a `t`. Comcast doesn`t give a sh*t about their customers.

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Male 1,666
Denzel IS a beast, this is true
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Male 513

Well, OmgZelda, It`s about time someone brought it up!!
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 194
haha i have comcast...
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Female 1,593
I hate Denzel Washington`s teeth. They look like Chiclets.
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Male 345
I love casual Fridays.
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Male 15,510
No wonder the show is called Out of Time
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Male 348
He can do it...it`s denzel
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Male 5,314
ngga plz
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Male 101
I don`t get it. What part of this is supposed to be funny?
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Female 1,697
I had to go to imdb to check that the movie actually exists.
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Female 1,572
XD Oh comcast
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Female 160
It looks like an On Demand movie.
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Female 180
"It`s a list, must be a Cracked writer."
Too true
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Female 931
comcast digital cable.. I hear that DAMN commercial EVERY MORNING on my way to school >:/
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Female 15,763
It`s a list, must be a Cracked writer.
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Male 1,853
I remember one....can`t remember the movie, but the description went as follows: This is a horrible movie. If I could give it 0 stars, I would. Do not watch this movie.
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Male 976
I call `shopped`.
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Female 355
I wish they described all movies like that. Makes me want to look for it On Demand.
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Male 428
comcast ftl
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Male 463
the suggested order: 1. sex 2. loot grab 3. CSI
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Male 2,703
thats how all tv guides should describe things, it made me interested.
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Female 178
I want that!!!! lol
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Female 9,478
Oh wow...
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Male 3,425
I wish all descriptions were like this.
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Female 538
I take it you get FearNET, Starlasatur. I used to love that channel.
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Female 140
this descriptions of the free horror movies are even funnier
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Male 20,194
Link: Denzel Washington Has a Lot of Crap to Do [Pic] [Rate Link] - The guy in charge of writing movie descriptions at Comcast Cable is obviously I-Am-Bored material.
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