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Date: 09/15/09 09:02 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Link: Denzel Washington Has a Lot of Crap to Do - The guy in charge of writing movie descriptions at Comcast Cable is obviously I-Am-Bored material.
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    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:06 am
    this descriptions of the free horror movies are even funnier
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I take it you get FearNET, Starlasatur. I used to love that channel.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I wish all descriptions were like this.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Oh wow...
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    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:15 am
    I want that!!!! lol
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:19 am
    thats how all tv guides should describe things, it made me interested.
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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:20 am
    the suggested order: 1. sex 2. loot grab 3. CSI
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    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:54 am
    comcast ftl
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    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    I wish they described all movies like that. Makes me want to look for it On Demand.
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    I call `shopped`.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I remember one....can`t remember the movie, but the description went as follows: This is a horrible movie. If I could give it 0 stars, I would. Do not watch this movie.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    It`s a list, must be a Cracked writer.
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    comcast digital cable.. I hear that DAMN commercial EVERY MORNING on my way to school >:/
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    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    "It`s a list, must be a Cracked writer."
    Too true
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    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    It looks like an On Demand movie.
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    XD Oh comcast
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    I had to go to imdb to check that the movie actually exists.
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    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    I don`t get it. What part of this is supposed to be funny?
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    ngga plz
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    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    He can do it...it`s denzel
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    No wonder the show is called Out of Time
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    I love casual Fridays.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    I hate Denzel Washington`s teeth. They look like Chiclets.
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    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    haha i have comcast...
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    XD
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    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Well, OmgZelda, It`s about time someone brought it up!!
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Denzel IS a beast, this is true
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    pyrochem Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:09 am
    "haha i have comcast..."

    I think flipNhigh must have made a typo and substituted a `v` for a `t`. Comcast doesn`t give a sh*t about their customers.

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:00 am
    omg thats so hilarious
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:54 am
    You gotta respect Denzel because... King Kong ain`t got sh*t on him!!
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    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:48 am
    wts is what the sh*t
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Just look at the On Demand with Comcast. It`s filled with this crap.
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    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    More brilliant comcast descriptions available here:
    http://videogum.com/archives/dvr-descrip...
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    CharlieChaos Male 30-39
    50 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Denzel is one busy MuthaFka!
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    caiiit Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    YESSS. comcast has awesome descriptions! sometimes theyre better than the actual show...
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:57 am
    movie: wts is what the sh*t
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    RiptheSys7em Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I worked as a telemarketer for Comcast for about a year. If you lived in Philadelphia, or Harrisburg or Lebanon, PA or whatever... then you probably talked to me at least once. I`ve heard good and bad things about comcast. Mostly bad since my department was bill problems and technical support.

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