Dad Of The Year: My Dad The Centaur [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

On one hand, your dad can give you fun rides to school. On the other hand, you have to pick up his crap.
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Male 1
I have see this guy yearly at the Texas Renaissance Festival. He has posed with several thousand people over the years.
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Male 182
probably a home-school field trip
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Female 1,120
wats moving the other end?
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Female 9
cute yet for some reason.......disturbing
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Female 133
Now I wish my dad had taken me to school like this, instead of on a Ducati :/
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Female 32
lol sweet
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Male 214
if a little person jumps on the back the guy might not be able to reach him
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Male 11
pedohorse is stealing your kids
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Female 393
hicks.
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Female 427
Kid doesn`t look very embarrassed. At that age I`m pretty sure she thinks it`s totally bada*s.
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Female 63
WTF?
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Male 42
@Frogtango - in the case of the picture above, yes, it would, wouldn`t it? I mean, well, a bear, and erm... yeah...
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Male 1,718
"semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

A: if youre putting your penis in a horse bottom then yes, i expect so (?)

What about head then??? Surely not bestial

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Male 579
Is that Richard Branson?
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Female 1,395
"semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

A: if youre putting your penis in a horse bottom then yes, i expect so (?)

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Female 1,395
The proportions of the `dad`s body look very odd...but im more concerned about the guy in orange checking out that panto cows ass in such a covetous manner >:o
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Female 20
whaat...thee...hell? o.o"
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Female 9,585
WTF?
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Male 4,290
[quote]semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?[/quote]

I would say yes. It`s not a human, it`s a different animal.

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Male 1,929
walk/skate on the front, skates on the back legs.
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Female 9
....so is there someone in the back?
If not, how does he move?
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Male 9,305
"semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

I am so glad I am not the only one wondering that.

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Female 859
the longer you stare at this, the funnier it gets.
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Male 170
I bet his star sign is the Sagg. :D
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Female 1,199
This reminds me of that one sketch on SNL with a centaur being interviewed by Christopher Walken.
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Male 13,630
jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
27 Posts Tuesday, September 8, 2009 9:31:09 PM
semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?
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And possibly incest, if it were your dad,
I need to go to bed, this is getting Monty Python now
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Female 5,222
lmao thats cool
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Male 7,933
"semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

I think you`d have to find a centaur before we can ask that question. Which in turn my question would be WHERE THE drat DID YOU GET THAT?

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Male 1,292
not saying that dude, or even me... just curious as to the logistics
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Male 1,292
semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?
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Male 2,591
man i wanna be a centaur
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Female 355
I wonder if there`s a second person hidden in the back. Wow, I would /not/ want my face near his bum.
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Male 3,755
Come and ride daddy`s pony, honey.
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Female 4,447
I don`t even know what to say.
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Male 15,510
So I guess he has two bellies then
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Male 6
I wonder what kind of deodorant he wears
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Female 428
That`s pretty neat...if he can walk in it without looking like a total idiot.
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Male 1,064
boy, she`s riding him like a horse.... wait, what?
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Male 1,051
Amazing, that girl actually gets a pony for her b-day.
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Female 986
I feel sorry for whoever is the back of the horse :P Poor mom.
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Female 523
oh no!
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Male 670
The description implies that having to show up at school riding a giant furry is a good thing. Is there something you`d like to tell us, Fancy?"

Centaurs aren`t furries.

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Male 1,002
The description implies that having to show up at school riding a giant furry is a good thing. Is there something you`d like to tell us, Fancy?
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Female 15,763
My dad brought me to high school on his motorcycle every now and then...
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Male 90
why cant my dad be that awesome
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Male 164
It`s a first
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Female 931
badass (:
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Male 27
Well then later in life you get so say I rode my daddy
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Female 365
I wouldn`t feel comfortable sitting on someone who has their face in my dads backside.
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Female 47
That Centaur needs to go to Weight Watchers. I think he should go in full costume and see if they give him a discount.
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Female 1,412
lol nice
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Male 285
trizz they`re probably on wheels
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Male 25,416
I guess he can say he`s hung like a horse!
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Male 144
I think he has wheels in the back XD
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Female 311
Maybe her mum is the back end of the horse.
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Male 1,383
How do the back legs work?
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Female 2,672
"my dady`s a fireman"
"so...mine`s a horse"
"...whut..."
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Male 2,690
:)
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Male 2,690
This guy is from the Texas Renaissance Festival! I took a picture of my friend with him back in 2006

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...

As you can see, he made `improvements` on his costume haha

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Male 463
haha centaur
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Female 18
That poor child xD jk jk
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Male 21,025
Link: Dad Of The Year: My Dad The Centaur [Pic] [Rate Link] - On one hand, your dad can give you fun rides to school. On the other hand, you have to pick up his crap.
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