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Date: 09/08/09 12:04 PM

62 Responses to Dad Of The Year: My Dad The Centaur [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Link: Dad Of The Year: My Dad The Centaur - On one hand, your dad can give you fun rides to school. On the other hand, you have to pick up his crap.
  2. Profile photo of Superwormie
    Superwormie Female 13-17
    18 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    That poor child xD jk jk
  3. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    haha centaur
  4. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    This guy is from the Texas Renaissance Festival! I took a picture of my friend with him back in 2006

    http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...

    As you can see, he made `improvements` on his costume haha

  5. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    :)
  6. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    "my dady`s a fireman"
    "so...mine`s a horse"
    "...whut..."
  7. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    How do the back legs work?
  8. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Maybe her mum is the back end of the horse.
  9. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    I think he has wheels in the back XD
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I guess he can say he`s hung like a horse!
  11. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    trizz they`re probably on wheels
  12. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    lol nice
  13. Profile photo of StinkyDuck
    StinkyDuck Female 30-39
    48 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    That Centaur needs to go to Weight Watchers. I think he should go in full costume and see if they give him a discount.
  14. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    I wouldn`t feel comfortable sitting on someone who has their face in my dads backside.
  15. Profile photo of luniboy
    luniboy Male 13-17
    27 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Well then later in life you get so say I rode my daddy
  16. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    badass (:
  17. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    It`s a first
  18. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    why cant my dad be that awesome
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    My dad brought me to high school on his motorcycle every now and then...
  20. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    The description implies that having to show up at school riding a giant furry is a good thing. Is there something you`d like to tell us, Fancy?
  21. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    The description implies that having to show up at school riding a giant furry is a good thing. Is there something you`d like to tell us, Fancy?"

    Centaurs aren`t furries.

  22. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    oh no!
  23. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I feel sorry for whoever is the back of the horse :P Poor mom.
  24. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Amazing, that girl actually gets a pony for her b-day.
  25. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    boy, she`s riding him like a horse.... wait, what?
  26. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    That`s pretty neat...if he can walk in it without looking like a total idiot.
  27. Profile photo of PuffinLa
    PuffinLa Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    I wonder what kind of deodorant he wears
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    So I guess he has two bellies then
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I don`t even know what to say.
  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Come and ride daddy`s pony, honey.
  31. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    I wonder if there`s a second person hidden in the back. Wow, I would /not/ want my face near his bum.
  32. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    man i wanna be a centaur
  33. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?
  34. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    not saying that dude, or even me... just curious as to the logistics
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    "semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

    I think you`d have to find a centaur before we can ask that question. Which in turn my question would be WHERE THE drat DID YOU GET THAT?

  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    lmao thats cool
  37. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    jbwhite
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    27 Posts Tuesday, September 8, 2009 9:31:09 PM
    semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?
    -------------------------------------------------
    And possibly incest, if it were your dad,
    I need to go to bed, this is getting Monty Python now
  38. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    This reminds me of that one sketch on SNL with a centaur being interviewed by Christopher Walken.
  39. Profile photo of Happy-dude
    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    I bet his star sign is the Sagg. :D
  40. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:06 am
    the longer you stare at this, the funnier it gets.
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:50 am
    "semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

    I am so glad I am not the only one wondering that.

  42. Profile photo of xRodneyx
    xRodneyx Female 13-17
    9 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:56 am
    ....so is there someone in the back?
    If not, how does he move?
  43. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:47 am
    walk/skate on the front, skates on the back legs.
  44. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:58 am
    semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?

    I would say yes. It`s not a human, it`s a different animal.

  45. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:00 am
    WTF?
  46. Profile photo of boredvanilla
    boredvanilla Female 13-17
    20 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:24 am
    whaat...thee...hell? o.o"
  47. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:44 am
    The proportions of the `dad`s body look very odd...but im more concerned about the guy in orange checking out that panto cows ass in such a covetous manner >:o
  48. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:46 am
    "semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

    A: if youre putting your penis in a horse bottom then yes, i expect so (?)

  49. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Is that Richard Branson?
  50. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:07 am
    "semi-related question... would f*cking a centaur be bestiality?"

    A: if youre putting your penis in a horse bottom then yes, i expect so (?)

    What about head then??? Surely not bestial

  51. Profile photo of BrentB
    BrentB Male 13-17
    42 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    @Frogtango - in the case of the picture above, yes, it would, wouldn`t it? I mean, well, a bear, and erm... yeah...
  52. Profile photo of Middy93
    Middy93 Female 30-39
    63 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    WTF?
  53. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Kid doesn`t look very embarrassed. At that age I`m pretty sure she thinks it`s totally bada*s.
  54. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    hicks.
  55. Profile photo of doddze
    doddze Male 30-39
    11 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    pedohorse is stealing your kids
  56. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    if a little person jumps on the back the guy might not be able to reach him
  57. Profile photo of Opossum
    Opossum Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    lol sweet
  58. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:14 am
    Now I wish my dad had taken me to school like this, instead of on a Ducati :/
  59. Profile photo of Stormie64
    Stormie64 Female 40-49
    9 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    cute yet for some reason.......disturbing
  60. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    wats moving the other end?
  61. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    probably a home-school field trip
  62. Profile photo of cstalker
    cstalker Male 40-49
    1 post
    July 2, 2014 at 6:59 pm
    I have see this guy yearly at the Texas Renaissance Festival. He has posed with several thousand people over the years.

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