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Date: 09/09/09 12:01 PM

98 Responses to Crazy Ganguro Girl Applies Bad Make-Up [Video]

  1. Profile photo of nibblette
    nibblette Female 18-29
    49 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Link: Crazy Ganguro Girl Applies Bad Make-Up - Ganguro or Happy Happy Panda, not sure what this chick is supposed to be. I-A-B, a little help with this one?
  2. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    That`s a HUGE Bitch.
  3. Profile photo of alimander
    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    "feel like a virgin, feel like a virgin when I put on my purity lips" - I can see her getting a record deal :D
  4. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    i wouldn`t be surprised if u never have had "a penis up your vajayjay"
    crazy bich
  5. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Losing sleep over it? o.O
    I went to a theme park recently and there was a Ganguro girl serving in one of the food points. I admired her balls but sadly for her it was mid autumn in England UK and everyone was staring at her in horror.
  6. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    0.37 "You want to get it all over your face so you don`t look stupid"
    A bit late for that I think..
  7. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    D: Ewwww...i don`t even wanna watch it. Hahahaha
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Christ on a unicycle - that was FUGLY
  9. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I just pooped a little
  10. Profile photo of Fizz_Chilla
    Fizz_Chilla Male 18-29
    76 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    What, the drat. I had no idea what a Ganguro girl was until I google`d it. There`s some cute ones, mind. Not this one though. Eurgh.
  11. Profile photo of twi-hater
    twi-hater Female 13-17
    18 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    I wonder if her nickname is Ipecac...
  12. Profile photo of TripleNipple
    TripleNipple Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    "You want to make sure you get it all over your face so that you don`t look stupid"

    yeah sure

  13. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    this strangely made me chuckle, I hope she`s just having a laugh with this and is not being serious
  14. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    the only solution to this problem is: lawnmower
  15. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Well...
    I`m aroused.
    ;-)
  16. Profile photo of Trippy_Spark
    Trippy_Spark Female 18-29
    51 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    putting eyeliner under your eyes makes your eyes look smaller, not bigger.
  17. Profile photo of Dethklok360
    Dethklok360 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    I`m going to book mark this and watch it when ever I need to get rid of a hard-on...
  18. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Have you just lost your job? Finding it hard to integrate into your new, poorer surroundings, making new poorer friends or not being rendomly shot at or arrested for no partucular reason like your new poorer neigbours?

    well help is at hand, IT`S NEW!!!
    FROM JML!!!

    Black up!!!

  19. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    is she died?
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    "I feel like I`ve never had a penis stuck up my vajay before."

    PAHAHAHA! XD

    Stickers?

    "This look totally needs to come to America!"

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

  21. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    schecter5
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    139 Posts Wednesday, September 09, 2009 2:00:52 PM
    Well...
    I`m aroused.
    ------------------------------------------------
    god sake man, go outside and smell the ozone!
  22. Profile photo of Gingerrum
    Gingerrum Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    i bet she is a virgin
  23. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    It`s a joke, you f*cking morons.
  24. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    I am with Asspenny, had some laughs, had some tears, in the end I hope it`s an anorexic in a fat suit just having some laughs or something. If this is serious I hope someone gets him/her/it with an elephant gun before it inevitabley commits rape, simultaneously reproducing and crushing some poor man`s pelvis.
  25. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Okay, so after seeing her youtube page, I was half right in my hope, she is having a alaugh, though wrong in the hope she`s an anorexic in a fat suit. Kind of a funny big girl though, maybe the next Rossanne.
  26. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    That made me laugh. I dont think shes crazy, I just think shes silly.
  27. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    wtf ganguro?!
    im so confused and this video just confused me even more D:
  28. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    Yeah. Another thing we can thank Japan for. Thanks. So much. No, I really mean it.
  29. Profile photo of pinkie05
    pinkie05 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Lmfao that was hilarious! That girl is funny; she is obviously making fun of the style. I looked it up on Wikipedia and people actually do that :-|
  30. Profile photo of MsMichelleJ
    MsMichelleJ Female 13-17
    25 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    haha she is great(:

    whoever thinks she is serious, probably should go get kicked in the face.

  31. Profile photo of pieriscool
    pieriscool Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    hahah. get it all over so you dont look stupid.
  32. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Glorias youtube channel is Glowpinkstah. Her videos are hallah funnyy!
  33. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Ganguro is totally hip. You all are just stuck in the past with your emo pants and lame tattoos.
  34. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    IF shes kidding (im praying to God she is) then this girl rocks and i want more vids.
  35. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I`m gonna be either a ganguro or a chola for Halloween.
  36. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    hahaha she`s so great. check out her channel.
  37. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I like people who don`t take themselves too seriously - because I tend to do that sometimes...
  38. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    lol she is kidding just watch the actual youtube vid. I always thought Ganguro was pretty retarded in the first place. Something about asian/japanese people wanting to look like african-americans with bad makeup weirds me out
  39. Profile photo of cameron666
    cameron666 Male 40-49
    45 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    She would make a great teacher for clown school.
  40. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    OH MY GOD I LOVE GLOWPINKSTAH. She`s hilarious. I love how she keeps saying "...or you`ll look stuuupid..."
  41. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    soo prettyy
  42. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    i knew a girl like this back in high school...
  43. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    i might do this for homecoming. IAB, what do you think?

    MS paint... for those too lazy to download photoshop.

  44. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    "yes, all over your face so you DON`T look stupid."

    "make sure they`re eveeeen so you DON`T look stuupiiiid."

    some of her quotes i found rather entertaining

  45. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    WHOA. the still image before the vid played still scared me.
  46. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Homecoming? I got arrested for that for once.

    mind you.. it wasn`t my home i was in.

  47. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    win
    vvvvvv
  48. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    is it a dress up panda party? this is so ridiculos
  49. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    "so you don`t look stupid"

    ...oh the irony.


    the part about not being a virgin made me throw up a little .__.

  50. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    This video was actually far better than previously anticipated. Maybe i fail for that
  51. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Okay...there should never be fat ganguro. I`m sorry, girl. But you can`t *takes away white eyeshadow* stop before someone gets hurt.
  52. Profile photo of KillerBear99
    KillerBear99 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    man teh harpoons!
  53. Profile photo of Doctor_House
    Doctor_House Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Holy cow I was so scared when I first saw it T-T
  54. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    She was totally joking about it. It still looked horrible, but it wasn`t serious.
  55. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    Hahahaha! I sooo wanna hang out with this girl! XD
  56. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I have never laughed so hard at an I-A-B post before
  57. Profile photo of sparkles03
    sparkles03 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    wow.... ... . ...
  58. Profile photo of hosipickle
    hosipickle Female 13-17
    25 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    omg i love this girl her videos are so funny :)
    her heidi montag music video is hilarious :D
  59. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Jynx. I`mma catch it.
  60. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    be careful and do it perfect because you dont wanna look stupid!
  61. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    She needs to be blonde and a LOT thinner to pull off Ganguro. She should stick to Lolita.
  62. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    I`ve seen a few other make up tutorials. This almost seems like a mockery of them. But it was pretty funny.... don`t want to look stupid now lol
  63. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    i`ve watched almost all her videos, she`s hilarious! and she does the accents so well. =]
  64. Profile photo of matt222
    matt222 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    HARPOON IT!
  65. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    She`s great. One of the more entertaining personalities on YouTube.
  66. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    In case anyone`s curious, this is a popular make-up style in Japan. They tan themselves very dark, dress in white and bleach their hair as blonde as they can with the same makeup style. It`s freaky.
    http://www.artstore.pl/wp-content/gfx/yamambas.jpg
  67. Profile photo of Blutdurstig
    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I feel like I`ve never had a penis in my va-jay.. o.o... maybe I should try?! XD
  68. Profile photo of NurseGrenade
    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    "And since that dollar store eyeliner is being a c*nt.." LOL. Cute.

    She`s awesome.

  69. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    "She`s great. One of the more entertaining personalities on YouTube."

    I agree. ^^

  70. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    Oh I`ve seen some of this girl`s stuff. The swearing is so random, I ADORE IT! Makes me want to put sh*t all over my face in front of a camera and say silly things while doing it...
  71. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Ganguro? Isn`t that like the rock people from Zelda? hmm...
  72. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    hahaha she`s cute.
    i was expecting everyone to bash her <3
  73. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:06 am
    "Ganguro? Isn`t that like the rock people from Zelda? hmm..."

    It`s Gerudo. :)

  74. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:07 am
    Wow just reread the comment. lol The rock people are Gorons, the Gerudo are the desert tribe of women thieves.
  75. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:37 am
    Ganguro is a Japanese style that woman take on. I saw loads when I went over there. You see quite a few in Harajuku. Then again you see a lot worse in Harajuku.
  76. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:42 am
    "You want to make sure you get it all over your face, so you don`t look stupid" OH! So that`s where I was going wrong. See, and heres me thinking it was just the whole putting that much makeup on and trying to look that different from everyone else...

    And I thought that they put on the white eye/lip makeup stuff as it is a very big contrast to the darker skin makeup, making it stand out a lot more? Not because they`re `pure`.

  77. Profile photo of Piglet101
    Piglet101 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:53 am
    ummm.......wtfh??
  78. Profile photo of ItsMagiic
    ItsMagiic Female 13-17
    3 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:59 am
    Oh my...
  79. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Yeah, totally like Gerudo!
    Also, "since my eyeliner is being a mean person", I lol`d.
  80. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:16 am
    WTF I wrote "C***" and it switched it to "mean person". Not my translation. Ahem.
  81. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:02 am
    I freaking love this girl!
  82. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:14 am
    hahahahahahahahahaaaaa

    i love her, luuurrrvvveee her.

    "like i feel like i`ve never had a penis up my vagjay before. thats how pure i feel"

  83. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:22 am
    How come she gets to swear like a brickie yet we get ours mean persons, roosters & drats replaced with silly words?
  84. Profile photo of MisAnnThropy
    MisAnnThropy Female 30-39
    48 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:02 am
    OMG IT`S GLOWPINKSTAH!!! She is drating hysterical!!

    Her whore & chola tutorial are HILARIOUS!!

  85. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:23 am
    damn this chick is AWESOME!
    seal of approval!
  86. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:24 am
    jesus christ she wasn`t joking...it`s real!
    GANGURO IS REAL!
  87. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
    she is the shyzat!
  88. Profile photo of Elosha
    Elosha Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    she my new hero
  89. Profile photo of MissAbby
    MissAbby Female 30-39
    32 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Are you guys really saying you just found out about ganguro?
  90. Profile photo of carldec
    carldec Male 40-49
    140 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    you want to make sure you dont look stupid.......
  91. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    "hello kitties face on my face" gawd, this girl is amazing xD
  92. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    omg I am subscribed to her on youtube. She`s hilarious!
  93. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Matwix 2004: "You want to make sure you get it all over your face, so you don`t look stupid" OH! So that`s where I was going wrong. See, and heres me thinking it was just the whole putting that much makeup on and trying to look that different from everyone else...

    And I thought that they put on the white eye/lip makeup stuff as it is a very big contrast to the darker skin makeup, making it stand out a lot more? Not because they`re `pure`."

    Call me crazy, but I think she`s being -gasp- sarcastic. Who has ever heard of sarcasm being used on teh interwebz?!

  94. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    She`s funny.
  95. Profile photo of sariel
    sariel Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 5:26 am
    this is a real fad in Japan. Girls dress up like this all time, but there`s weirder fashions over there. Some girls actually dress up in pokemon suits.
  96. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:09 am
    This hasn`t been a fad in Japan since 2005. It`s pretty uncommon to see this look in Shinjuku, Harajuku, or even Shibuya. Before then, the streets of those areas and many others were packed full of them.
    It was also pretty popular in fudgeuoka, but died out a bit faster there. As for the other prefectures, I`m not sure. But I can honestly say nobody I know has seen this look in Kanto for years.
    Not to say it won`t come back though...
  97. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    she is funny i like her
  98. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    GURK. "It makes me feel pure, like I`ve never had a penis stuck up my vajay before."

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