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Date: 09/08/09 09:01 AM

88 Responses to Chubby Boy Wants His Bacon! [Video]

  1. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Link: Chubby Boy Wants His Bacon! - Boy won`t live in a bacon-free home!
  2. Profile photo of indimoo
    indimoo Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
    hahah "bacon is good for me!"
    brilliant, he`s a smart kid ;)
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Yea! Tell her what`s up!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:33 am
    ...wow...that`s hilarious. This is wife swap right? Yeah I`m amazed he didn`t cuss once. He`s great at remembering his lines. XD
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:36 am
    You go for it bacon boy
  6. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Is he not the kid that slapped his mom on another reality show?
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:47 am
    I think it is him when he`s younger.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:51 am
    lol this was amaze.
    I was waiting to hear
    `Enough is enough!! I have had it with this mother fudgen Hoe Stealing My mother fudgeing BACON!!!
  9. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:13 am
    fat kids fat
  10. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Am I the only one that noticed the black chick had super incredible atomic-powered yabbos?
  11. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:37 am
    i hope he dies
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:41 am
    If he uh runs away, how is he gonna get bacon then? I am pretttttty sure he doesn`t have a job lol
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
    I like how they just let him leave. They`re probably hoping he`ll never come back.
  14. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:45 am
    The Husband is probably happy at least, he swapped his fat ass wife for a hot black chick. Great swap if you ask me.
  15. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:58 am
    this kid needs to be sent away to boarding school or military camp. fat little jerk.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Lol @ his tiny little suitcase, i bet he was only able to fit just 1 of his XXL outfits in there
  17. Profile photo of GaryIsBored
    GaryIsBored Male 30-39
    1 post
    September 8, 2009 at 11:41 am
    That kid needs his own show.
  18. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:44 am
    Stupid little redneck kid. maybe laying off the bacon will help you lose some weight, tubby.
  19. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Go, little one, on your epic quest for BACOOOOOOON!! Moral of this story, don`t get between a chubby kid and his bacon.
  20. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:52 am
    awwwww
  21. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Lol, i see his point, i couldn`t live without my bacon.
  22. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I`d buy that for a dollar
  23. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    i expected "IWANT BACON I WANT BACON!!!"


    this kid argues better then 90% of kids and yet...

    "Stupid little redneck kid. maybe laying off the bacon will help you lose some weight, tubby."

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    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Haha yeah I totally agree, he was a very well spoken young man
  25. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    haha what a cute little smart mouth but yeah he could lose the bacon XD
  26. Profile photo of SovietCastro
    SovietCastro Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    ahhhhhh... the deep south.
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    If a bitch took my bacon, I`d leave too!
  28. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    and he`ll be back in about 5 minutes when he gets hungry and needs more sugar
  29. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    I hope that kid chokes on his precious bacon
  30. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    i love how he thinks it out!
    " She gon` try and chase me, but she can`t run in those lil` high heeels!"

    i lOVE this kid.

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    yvw103 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    i unfortunatley saw this episode of wife swap. the whole family was pretty stupid...dont care how well spoken the kid he was a total brat. he made his family call him king curtis he ate whatever he wanted and most of the time made his parents go out and by him chicken fingers and other junk. although its not his fault he is like that...blame the parents..the other family were a bunch of health freaks and the kids were misserable..but that family made a ton of progress so kudos to them
  32. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    I`ve only seen the soup`s version of this. It is nice to see it`s funny stand alone.
  33. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Bitch stole his bacon!
  34. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    She can take her heels off in an instant, it will take him months to shed those pounds off for him to run faster than she can...
  35. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    bacon is tasty, i can see his point. he seems like a mega brat though, and he does appear to be eating too much bacon.
    some women can run in little high heels pretty well, she just might get his round ass yet.
  36. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    lmao you can fit like 1 shirt in that rolly backpack.
  37. Profile photo of GabeMagM
    GabeMagM Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    "i am packing...mah bags!"

    i think he watches too many movies LOL

  38. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    i`d leave too if they took my bacon
  39. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    woah dramatic and outspoken little kid
  40. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    B!tch try to take my bacon?! F^ck that, I`m out.
  41. Profile photo of tonkacow
    tonkacow Female 13-17
    28 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Is it awful of me to want to punt him in the face?
  42. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    1. Slap this kid in the face.
    2. Give him an award of some kind. Cupckaes? Fine. Pizza? If it must go, fine. Bacon? WHOAH NOW HOLD ON! BACON IS THE LAST STRAW!
  43. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    haha. still the kid needs to be slapped. and that lady should know that everything is ok as long as you exhibit portion control and have a balance. if you eat bacon in the morning, have some salad for lunch instead of a cheeseburger.
  44. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    He should have punched her in the gut,before he left. His dad didn`t even f**k with him. Thats one bad ass kid. He`s got my respect.
  45. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    HAHA I remember seeing this one
  46. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    The kid..... I mean look at his suitcase?!?!?! Its like... a day of clothes... He probebly has like a hidden stash of bacon in it.
  47. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    I would just let him keep walking. See how far he would get without crying for his mommy.
  48. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    eat bacon, eat a cheeseburger, just work your ass off in the gym and get huge.
  49. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Good Lord you Americans make awesome ass television.
  50. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    This might just be one of the funniest things i have ever seen.... reminds me of my brother. LOL
  51. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    gtrain, im not gonna lie, we do sometimes. this is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time.
  52. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    SKINNY A$$ BITCH BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY BACON
  53. Profile photo of courtneyshea
    courtneyshea Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    i love wife swap
  54. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    lol aww, I was expecting a tantrum but he expressed himself pretty well. It makes me almost feel bad...
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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Something funny makes it through the wall of crap fancylad puts up! It`s a miracle!
  56. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    This is sooooo hilarious.

    That being said, this kids seems like an old soul. He describes his feelings really well for his age.

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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    I rofled so hard.. XD
  58. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    ... so, he can read a script?
  59. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    when he tilts his head at the camera at about 30 secs he looks ridiculous.......Fat bastard
  60. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    he is not that fat compared to some kids his age. i say let him eat his bacon and instead work on his attitude
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    i like this little kid. my deal for him would be he can have his junk food but he has to run to get it.
  62. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    aw he was so cute. lol
  63. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    that was so cute, he was trying to act all grown up.

    I`d bitch slap him within an inch of death though if that was my kid

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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    I`m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
  65. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    If I were his mother, I would save this tape and show it to his first girlfriend.
  66. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Hilarious. He`s like a little old man.
  67. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Dude, this kid needs to go into Theater!
  68. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:07 am
    awww, he thinks he is a person. They made a movie about this, but the pig thought he was a dog. It was called babe.
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    Dead_Poet Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:18 am
    Damn, Cartman IS real...
  70. Profile photo of Joeyroey
    Joeyroey Male 18-29
    70 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:39 am
    this is f**king hilarious, this kid needs his own show.
  71. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 12:47 am
    "he made his family call him king curtis he ate whatever he wanted and most of the time made his parents go out and by him chicken fingers and other junk."

    Yeah, that`s my younger brother too.

    ...I hate him.

  72. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:34 am
    My little brother tried to move out once, he did it for attention so instead of stopping him at the door we let him go. He came back like 5 min later. We all laughed. He cried. I wonder if he`ll need therapy? Meh.
  73. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:42 am
    Gahh... This little kid reminds me of someone. Chubby + Abnoxious Turd + 17 years down the track = SuperSmash
  74. Profile photo of vicemick
    vicemick Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:21 am
    lol hahaha u chubby motherchubber lol you aint never gonna see he face again under all of those rolls
  75. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:23 am
    where`s the rest?!
    I`m begging for more
    this is f*cking hilarious
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
    "lol hahaha u chubby motherchubber lol you aint never gonna see he face again under all of those rolls"

    I think my IQ just went down a bit

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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Jeeze. Can someone just put this kid in a sleeper?
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:15 am
    i`ve searched for like 45 minutes...and cannot find the full episode online anywhere....wtf does anyone have a link? please?
  79. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    EPIC FACE IS EPIC (0:32)
  80. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    put that kid in the movies.
  81. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:09 am
    >>Damn, Cartman IS real...<<

    BWAA HAHAHAHA! XD

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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:12 am
    "Bring me my bacon, wench. It will please me."
  83. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
    OOOOMMMMGGG!!! That is the smartest red neck ever, I guess they get dimmer with age.
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    It`s painful. *headdesk*
  85. Profile photo of Epiales
    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 2:23 am
    Smart kid.
  86. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Am I the only one who cannot STAND this child?

    Oh my god. I hate him. x3

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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    dude chubby kid... tell it like it is...
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    I`d get my lips sown shut if I ever spoke like that DX

    Kinda want to see that stupid nanny show now lol

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