Captain Kirk Teaches You How to Kiss a Girl [Vid]

Submitted by: a1butcher 7 years ago in Funny

Why you so abusive, James T?
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Male 3,915
lol...so random...
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Male 56
WTF????
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Female 855
The Shatman knows how to handle the biatches
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Male 689
this is older than my genitals
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Male 132
hahaha, lmfao!

was not expecting that...

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Female 779
Haha, I`d still kiss him! but I`d duck after.
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Male 15,832
If you really want to knock her lights out, an uppercut to the chin with the heel of your hand will drop her like a sack of wet cement and won`t leave a mark like a sock in the mouth will.
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Male 18
thank you captain kirk =)
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Female 668
god that episode was fu*king crazzzay!
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Male 1,220
That was the best.
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Male 1,596
go kirk!
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Male 660
He was p_ssed off because she stole his negligee.
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Male 679
Why is Captain Kirk wearing a space bra?
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Male 2,553
That was... unexpected to say the least. And sorta humorus in it`s unexpectedness.
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Male 792
Qtee_mo
Female, 13-17, Western US
220 Posts Wednesday, September 09, 2009 1:18:43 PM
haha thats sadd!!! but so fake..

Yes, Otee...that`s what we in the civilized world call acting.

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Male 1,929
LOL
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Male 1,206
Opie: They were being held captive by an advanced race. He had to knock her out so they wouldn`t know he was trying to escape. Mind control and all that jazz.
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Female 1,006
I knew it was coming. I knew it, and I still laughed. XD

Opie: It`s old school Star Trek. There is no explanation needed except that Captain James T. Kirk is a pimp. The End.

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Male 1,686
the guy punches like a girl...you gotta drive from the ground! rotate your shoulders and really! knock that bitch out!

(i`m just kidding...you smack bitches)

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Male 123
Now make me a sandwich! *punch*
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Male 114
Apparently no one likes him.
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Female 187
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I`m James Kirk, bitch!
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Female 15,763
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS.

I NEED CONTEXT!

D: !

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Male 3,756
"I said no tounge, bitch"

"Don`t ever reach for my bra strap again!"

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Female 3,562
Goddammit, I lol`d even though I knew what was going to happen simply from being such a trek nerd.
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Male 19
"Ill nock you out and save you for later."
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Male 11
maybe he should change his name to william stiffenher haha did you see what i did there.
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Male 2,788
PIMPSLAPPED
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Male 7,378
lol the unexpectedness is hilarious.
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Female 369
Haha shatners a PIMP.
(not that thats necassarily a good thing)
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Male 3,147
i had a bet with that actor who could get her to do something really kinky..... thought i`d won it when i rimmed her.... but then william shatner.
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Female 1,401
just pure awesome
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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 2,121
Lol, IAB needs more vids with unexpected twists like this and the paraglider one.
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Male 678
He just wanted some more soap for his neckless.
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Male 4,004
Captain Kick? More like, Captain Punch!... meh I tried to pun off the typo and failed.

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Female 864
hahahahahaahahahaaha ,I love this clip
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Male 1,442
In bed he is also a big fan of the "Donkey punch" style.
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Female 33
ahhahahahahahhahah
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Male 189
That`s how I kiss every girl. Then I take their purses and run.
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Male 617
oh no...i think ive been doing it wrong for quite awhile...i never knew you add that last bit! well, time to rethink my approach.
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Male 3,482
I know no "Captain Kick."

But he sure is a good kisser. As in "POW, right in the kisser."

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Male 275
lool
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Male 1
Pow, right in the kisser.
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Female 2
hahaha captin kick lofl
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Male 1,718
Lol ending was lool.
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Male 473
Wow this was posted here a long time ago.

but still good.

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Male 2,220
Doh, why does it only work the other way around for me.

:(

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Female 895
D: WTF
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Female 1,306
The ending made me crack up to no end.
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Male 9,306
LMAO! Woah! O_O
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Female 3,727
Cpt. kick?

Is he wearing a woman`s bathing suit or something?

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Male 193
lol, it looks as though kirk is wearing some awesome space bra or something
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Male 360
Hahaha oh that was good ima have to try that sometime!
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Male 76
Hah, so unpredictable!
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Male 13,624
Kirk kisses like a Man should kiss,
Well according to popular folklore that is
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Female 414
haha thats sadd!!! but so fake..
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Male 614
Another one spoiled in the description by IAB.
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Male 1,931
Like a boss...
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Male 592
cpt kirk lol :P
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Male 4,807
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