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Date: 09/22/09 12:00 PM

47 Responses to Bizzare Complaint Letter of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Link: Bizzare Complaint Letter of the Day - I wonder how this lady--and c`mon, it`s obviously a lady--is `intimidated.`
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Maybe she had a um, nasty experience with a long pointy carrot??
  3. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Yes.


    VVV

  4. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    *sigh*
  5. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    At the front of the "story"?

    Wow...

  6. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    there`s a seat waiting for her on Maury
  7. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    This is going down in my favoritest complaints ever book.
  8. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Time to take down the complaint box again.
  9. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    I know this place, too. I`ve been by it.

    We Bostonians can include slight satire such as this when replying to comments.

    Though, frankly, I have a mind to believe this was wirtten by either one of our idiots or one of our 4 year olds.

  10. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    "favoritest" = most favorite.
  11. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    lol drat those intimidating carrots
  12. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Are you sure it`s not a man who`s intimidated by the size of the carrots in relation to his peen?
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    Crap4Brains Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    ha there is a typo in the response, it says story, not store
  14. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Sara saves the day again!
  15. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    the carots are too pointy and______ what is that word? gah ive read it like 5 times
  16. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    "long"
    too pointy and long (:
  17. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    sinfulsisi - it says The carrots are too pointy and long. XD
  18. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Sinfulsisi, I think it says "long."
  19. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    That person has AWFUL penmanship.
  20. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    lawlz... thats silly. i like baby carrots :)
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    I liked that the customer service didn`t just give a generic answer. Go Sara!
  22. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    The responce doesn`t annoy anyone?
    OK I`ll go first ... at the front of the story? Eh?!

    :P Very funny though. I don`t think the handwriting looks like a womans.

  23. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    I love the short round baby carrots. Easy to just add a couple to a meal.
  24. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    why does it say compliment, not complaint
  25. Profile photo of I-A-BGuy
    I-A-BGuy Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    @Dfaulted Because at the start is reads "I love this Whole Foods"
  26. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    that`s just too easy. i`m holding my tongue.
  27. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    I
    HAVE
    A
    CARROT
    *stab stab stab* xD
  28. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    she got scared after watching shoot em up!
  29. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    I can`t read it..
  30. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    tell that bitch to buy a rabbit if she feels threatened
  31. Profile photo of Moonsteal72
    Moonsteal72 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    III don`t see how it could be a woman... you can barely even read it? Looks more like the hand-writing of some guy who has been at the computer for too long and forgot what `writing` means. :x
  32. Profile photo of crimmeh
    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    "Pointy and long" took me forever to figure out. I kept thinking it was "pointy and lens." I was like `what the hell, that doesn`t even make sense`.
  33. Profile photo of NinjaOfLove
    NinjaOfLove Female 18-29
    122 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    This is just.. weird.
  34. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Okay here is what the letter says:

    Love this Whole Foods.
    Best in Boston Area.
    However, the carrots are too pointy and long. It`s intimidating. Can you shorten them and make them less scary?

  35. Profile photo of xWolfx
    xWolfx Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    "in the case at the front of the story."

    Story? Don`t you mean store. I know, Grammar Nazi.

  36. Profile photo of xWolfx
    xWolfx Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    Oh yeah, this is really funny!
  37. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Maybe, it`s less intimidating but make her more horny,
  38. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 12:20 am
    horny carrots? iab sucks now
  39. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 12:25 am
    I wouldn`t jump to conclusions about it being from a lady - sharp carrots can be very intimidating... while on mushrooms....
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:04 am
    lol
  41. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 2:09 am
    I`m sorry but this is lame. *YAWN* IAB, baby, I KNOW you can do better than this.

    Edit: How the hell does this currently have a 3.3 rating? WTF?

  42. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 5:23 am
    mmm can`t get enough of them long pointy carrots!!
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:58 am
    >>;
  44. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 10:33 am
    @ Joolin

    lol your comment was funnier then the post.

  45. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    o.o
  46. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    i cant stop laughing at this. i think that makes me retarded...
  47. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    umm....i live on a river street. should i have seen this???

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