Bizzare Complaint Letter of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

I wonder how this lady--and c"mon, it"s obviously a lady--is "intimidated."
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Female 1,401
umm....i live on a river street. should i have seen this???
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Female 187
i cant stop laughing at this. i think that makes me retarded...
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Male 485
o.o
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Female 895
@ Joolin

lol your comment was funnier then the post.

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Female 5,222
>>;
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Male 660
mmm can`t get enough of them long pointy carrots!!
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Female 126
I`m sorry but this is lame. *YAWN* IAB, baby, I KNOW you can do better than this.

Edit: How the hell does this currently have a 3.3 rating? WTF?

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Female 3,828
lol
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Male 1,002
I wouldn`t jump to conclusions about it being from a lady - sharp carrots can be very intimidating... while on mushrooms....
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Male 897
horny carrots? iab sucks now
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Male 248
Maybe, it`s less intimidating but make her more horny,
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Male 47
Oh yeah, this is really funny!
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Male 47
"in the case at the front of the story."

Story? Don`t you mean store. I know, Grammar Nazi.

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Female 68
Okay here is what the letter says:

Love this Whole Foods.
Best in Boston Area.
However, the carrots are too pointy and long. It`s intimidating. Can you shorten them and make them less scary?

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Female 122
This is just.. weird.
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Female 103
"Pointy and long" took me forever to figure out. I kept thinking it was "pointy and lens." I was like `what the hell, that doesn`t even make sense`.
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Female 33
III don`t see how it could be a woman... you can barely even read it? Looks more like the hand-writing of some guy who has been at the computer for too long and forgot what `writing` means. :x
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Male 1,360
tell that bitch to buy a rabbit if she feels threatened
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Male 172
I can`t read it..
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Male 225
she got scared after watching shoot em up!
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Female 1,043
I
HAVE
A
CARROT
*stab stab stab* xD
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Male 1,381
that`s just too easy. i`m holding my tongue.
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Male 18
@Dfaulted Because at the start is reads "I love this Whole Foods"
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Male 1,918
why does it say compliment, not complaint
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Male 1,406
I love the short round baby carrots. Easy to just add a couple to a meal.
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Female 403
The responce doesn`t annoy anyone?
OK I`ll go first ... at the front of the story? Eh?!

:P Very funny though. I don`t think the handwriting looks like a womans.

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Male 4,012
I liked that the customer service didn`t just give a generic answer. Go Sara!
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Female 1,401
lawlz... thats silly. i like baby carrots :)
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Male 348
That person has AWFUL penmanship.
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Female 362
Sinfulsisi, I think it says "long."
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Male 2,551
sinfulsisi - it says The carrots are too pointy and long. XD
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Male 1,067
"long"
too pointy and long (:
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Female 1,890
the carots are too pointy and______ what is that word? gah ive read it like 5 times
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Female 854
Sara saves the day again!
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Male 648
ha there is a typo in the response, it says story, not store
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Female 82
Are you sure it`s not a man who`s intimidated by the size of the carrots in relation to his peen?
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Male 1,718
lol drat those intimidating carrots
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Female 901
"favoritest" = most favorite.
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Male 716
I know this place, too. I`ve been by it.

We Bostonians can include slight satire such as this when replying to comments.

Though, frankly, I have a mind to believe this was wirtten by either one of our idiots or one of our 4 year olds.

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Male 345
Time to take down the complaint box again.
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Male 363
This is going down in my favoritest complaints ever book.
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Male 156
there`s a seat waiting for her on Maury
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Female 196
At the front of the "story"?

Wow...

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Male 138
*sigh*
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Male 394
Yes.


VVV

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Male 13,624
Maybe she had a um, nasty experience with a long pointy carrot??
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Male 19,873
Link: Bizzare Complaint Letter of the Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - I wonder how this lady--and c`mon, it`s obviously a lady--is `intimidated.`
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