Biggest Killjoy Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

According to this guy"s protest sign, 100 percent of I-Am-Bored readers are going to hell. See you guys there.
There are 217 comments:
Female 1,283
Gee, little odd with the pot. Only thing I could tie that too is what the Book of Enoch said about the use of drugs (something about the angels who married the women teaching them enchantments, use of drugs, forging steel weapons and armor were called witches.)
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Female 420
8...i`mprobably not gonna be welcome round his house at Christmas!
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Male 162
Wait, I`m confused. A Christian can`t be any of those things?
And was Hitler any of these things?
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Male 32
Does anyone know how beat up he is about to be?
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Male 74
Feminists? Sodomites I was expecting but... Well, you heard it here first, IAB, all forms of political correctness are non-christian. What`s the betting that the blan space was originally filled with `foreigners` or `immigrants`?

And, for the record, I didn`t get higher than 6/13, though not for lack of trying.

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Male 95
whats rong with smoking pot?!?
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Male 1,108
Partiers?!? What was the last supper then? Seems like when the big J breaks out the wine it`s ok. Or if he turns up and says "aww poo! no wine left! Bring me some water so we can keep this party going" This guys is sayng the Jesus is gonna burn in hell! How holy must he be to condemn the messiah to an eternity in hell?!?
Not that I give a toss, just defending the partiers here.
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Male 15,832
I scored 8/13.
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Male 155
i bet everyone on IAB $1,000,000.00 that after that he jerked off.
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Female 519
This guy doesn`t have any fun....
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Female 1,593
Teiso: "... why would God have anything against feminism, considering that she`s feminist herself?"

I love you.

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Male 67
what if I`m just a porn connoisseur??? I`m home free!!!!!
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Male 204
"You people overreacting to this moron`s thought process are just as stupid as he is."

Yes. . . Yes I did. Been on half-dose of my meds for three weeks and was feeling kinda pissy. :-(

That said, I had not made the "no true Scotsman" argument, because Jesus himself defined who his followers would be: "By this they will know that you are my followers: If you have love among yourselves." and "Love your enemy."

That said, I can`t tell objectively if the dude is a "true Christian" or not. He says "judgement is coming" not "YER GONNA BURN IN HELLLLLLLL!!!". He may just be trying to be efficient by letting as many read his message as possible.

Still. . . It makes him look like a dork, he got some wrong and. . . What in the heck is a Music Idolater??? Is he being sarcastic?

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Male 38
I can`t read the last one on the right. I have a feeling it applies to me, though.
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Female 673
"pot smokers? really? there is nothing in the bible about pot... besides, if the "creator" didn`t want it to be used, why the hell did he place it everywhere?"

There is in the bible about obeying the law of the land, though, so it depends on which country you live in.

Don`t mistake me for trying to defend this guy, though... the one I have trouble with is feminism... why would God have anything against feminism, considering that she`s feminist herself?

;)

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Male 674
pot smokers? really? there is nothing in the bible about pot... besides, if the "creator" didn`t want it to be used, why the hell did he place it everywhere?

hmm, I fit 7 of those... I guess god doesn`t mind oral sex, which is perfect, because i love it...

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Male 599
"entire right side makes IAB drated"
Why would you say that? not every conservative condemns all of these people. that`s the most generalized comment ive heard all day
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Male 143
I am a christian, and i get what he is trying to say, however if you repent of those thinks, you can still go to heaven. You just need to want to reform and repent.
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Male 905
entire right side makes IAB drated
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Female 158
feminists? I don`t think they actually understand what a feminist is.
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Male 205
3.5? I feel like I should have more...
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Female 13
reckon i`l get judged pretty high on most of them things.....but if i go soddimise sombody..then i can be a good all-rounder :P
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Female 35
He missed a few...
Video Gamers
Computer Idolaters
Knitters
Pet lovers
Book Club Members
French Kissers

I think that copletes the list.

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Male 1,704
music idolators who are into the christian pop genre, what bout them, eh?? eh???

i dont mind people having there opinion or religion or whatever..
jus as long as they dont try convert me!!!
thats why i drating hate Jobo`s with a passion!!!

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Female 673
"I got like maybe 1 of those... :(

I feel boring, but safe?"

If it makes you feel any better, I didn`t get any of them. Maybe I qualify as a femininst? I don`t know. I`m not any more feminist than most people, these days, but I do believe men and women are equal, so it depends by what standards he`s going by...

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Male 1,265
God shouldn`t need to wait; he`s God.
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Male 690
BostonKaiser: "It`s a sin to like music? Since when? I thought we were supposed to "make a joyful noise unto the Lord." Idiots like this don`t even understand their own religion."

Music Idolaters isn`t the same as liking music. My cousin used to be obsessed with a song and used it as a guideline when times were tough and through some life problems so I guess that`s idolizing music.

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Male 690
LadyPele: "As a side note, why would God choose to condemn those who have not been exposed to Christianity? If there absolutely was judgement, surely God would ensure that `Christianity` was accessible to all??"

Well, that`s what missionaries are trying to do. Preach the gospel to as much people as possible. It sounds unfair to those who never hear it but God can`t wait around forever. If they`re idolizing other gods then they won`t get into Heaven definitely.

On a side note, his sign says "Evolutionist"

Singular, not plural...who`s he referring to or maybe he couldn`t afford to buy a slightly bigger sign lol...aren`t porn freaks the same as sex freaks or are porn freaks the people who furiously masturbate to the sex freaks?

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Male 57
I bet they are a fun bunch
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Male 1,218
It`s a sin to like music? Since when? I thought we were supposed to "make a joyful noise unto the Lord." Idiots like this don`t even understand their own religion.
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Male 1,265
Seeing as I`m a Christ-loving murderer-rapist, I should be going straight to Heaven.

I was worried but my local priest absolved me of my sins last week.

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Female 94
I only got 8. At least I`ll be in good company when I go to hell...
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Male 41
WHAT!!! HOW IS BEING A "MUSIC IDOLATER" AGAINST GOD???

Funking ridiculous.

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Male 41
@AnImbroglio - Good luck with the whole immodest woman thingo...
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Male 3,842
What if I was a drunkard because Jesus turned all my water into wine?
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Male 838
ya know... I believe in God... I believe in Christianity... Yet it is my goal in life to become nearly everything on that sign in my life. Contradictory, I suppose. I have 7 so far. Make way, people. I`m now on a mission.
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Male 48
oh wait, i got 10. i forgot about the non-christian part, lol!
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Male 48
sweet, i got 9!!!
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Male 670
looks like judgement has already come...in the form of a douchebag
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Male 43
Non-Christian. See ya ;)
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Female 837
I got 7. Lol. When I get to Hell, I call dibs on Satan. Just because God cast him out of hell doesn`t mean he was disfigured. That`s one naughty angel. ;)

... Too much?

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Male 2,591
wow my big animal is #1 on his list.. guess its time to stop smoking and be a christian. right.
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Male 1,312
well, 8 for 13 isn`t bad
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Female 913
whoever is without sin cast the first stone a$$hole
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Male 1,051
OMG I`ve been there. I think.
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Female 519
I got like 4 or 5 of those..hurr durr.

Mega ultra religion fanatics just ruin it for the rest of us :/ I really hate when people automatically assume that because someone is Christian, they`re crazy like these people or those Westboro non-nice individuals.

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Male 336
Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company.
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Female 4,197
ha, and now we can play `guess who`s going to hell for what` with each other :D
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Female 4,197
Music Idolaters...

goodbye all those millions of screaming teenage girls who watch American/Australian/whatever country Idol then :)

Actually, that makes me feel better!

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Male 2,344
I got like maybe 1 of those... :(

I feel boring, but safe?

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Male 23
It`s oficial... WE`re all screwed
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Female 635
Question: What does god have against women? Feminists and Immodest Women? Immodest Woman I can kind of understand (considering the women that act like sluts bring the entire gender down) but what the hell is wrong with feminists??? Feminazis are bitches, yes, but they still don`t go againt the bible as far as I know.
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Male 1,666
lol, I hit 11 of those.
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Female 253
Ummm... have these people ever met a Catholic priest? Pickled in the alcohol! As a side note, why would God choose to condemn those who have not been exposed to Christianity? If there absolutely was judgement, surely God would ensure that `Christianity` was accessible to all??
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Male 194
HEY NOT 100% im still going to....oh wait, drunks and partiers...ok see you in hell =]
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Male 1,093
@imustbreaku

I soon as i read your comment, i stripped my clothes and typed this message outside. W00T

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Female 8
Hah I saw a group with signs like that out on the National Mall a few months back and one of the sinner was "Sports Freaks." My brother and I spent some time pondering what sports freaks did to make the list.
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Female 1
Gads, there ARE worse drugs out there than pot.. sheesh.. :P
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Male 38
immodest women? i suppose men can be as immodest as they want. sweet!
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Female 365
Ugh. This makes me so angry. Organized religion is just a members only club. If you weren`t born into it, don`t bother showing up. It`s a joke, and it gives Christianity a bad name. I`m a christian, but there is a limit on this.. All they are doing is scaring people away!
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Female 673
People like that give the Christian faith a bad name :(
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Male 363
Lols, that reminds me of the bit in Bruno where he and Lutz were all locked together and stuff and they ran through the anti-gay parade. For those who have seen it. It`s a pretty good movie.
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Female 4,447
Well screw you too buddy!
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Female 17
good luck ever getting a wife, kid.
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Female 3,828
yep. see ya there :)
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Male 690
"And even then I`m not sure that`s totally accurate. Samaritan`s Purse (one of the better known Christian "charities") is known for handing out bibles at gunpoint to Muslims in Iraq. Obviously not as severe as your story, but still fairly bad.

...just saying..."

Seriously? That`s f*cked up.

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Female 1,401
IM A CHRISTIAN!! IM SAVEEDDD!!! huzzah. wait what`s that last one? music dollars? damn... i have both in my room
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Male 104
@Gomay
"Recently" being the key word of course...

And even then I`m not sure that`s totally accurate. Samaritan`s Purse (one of the better known Christian "charities") is known for handing out bibles at gunpoint to Muslims in Iraq. Obviously not as severe as your story, but still fairly bad.

...just saying...

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Male 104
I am so unbelievably confused if that says "music idolaters". Isn`t an "idolater" someone who worships something else despite logic...? Either that dude is the biggest hypocrite on the planet or I can`t read.
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Male 690
(to my knowledge anyway)*
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Male 690
rofl feminists. There are several of them at my church and they`re very nice, idk why he put that and Music..Collaters(?)...in his sign.

"You are supposed to be able to stand up for your faith. But, there is a BIG difference between standing up for your faith and shoving it down someone`s throat. I personally do not believe in forcing religion on someone by attacking them with "ZOMG YOU DRANK BEER YOU`RE GOIN TO HELL!!1!" but I do believe in standing up for yourself and what you believe in."

I keep seeing people saying that Christians are shoving down their religion in other people`s throats but all I`ve seen are missionaries and ineffective signs(usually held by a hobo). I haven`t seen anyone complain about muslims though (I know the crazy ones aren`t here and I`m only referring to the extremists). My Aunt and Uncle in Indonesia was given the choice: A bullet through the head or becoming a muslim and that`s more than what Christians have done recently (to my kn

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Female 1,264
"while this guy spoils"
LOL Don`t you hate it when you catch your mistakes just after you click "post reply"?
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Female 1,264
Whoever gets stuck with those guys, certainly is going to hell. I have to say, I am going to have a blast in the Summerlands while this guys spoils eternity for everyone in heaven. The joys of being a feminist pagan woman XD
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Male 251
@HunterJumper

Music Idolaters

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Female 735
IM 7 OF THOSE.
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Male 391
ooo judgment im soooooo scared
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Female 175
well, i`m going to hell. well, i see these people as hypocrites who have probably done at least SOMETHING on that list. They are people who are extreme in their beliefs and take the bible word for word instead of using it as a guide, besides a lot of things in the bible are ridiculous. I believe it was meant to be a guide to make you a better person but hey my cousin think`s i`m going to hell for questioning "god`s word" so whatever. so to everyone: i`m going to hell for questioning and the world around me and how everything works because everything in the bible is true! yay for hipocrisy!!! (sorry for offending anyone, just trying to get out my opinion)
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Male 342
he could have saved a lot of ink if he`d simply written: "not xtian? follow that pit..."
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Female 112
punkwithjunk:
You are supposed to be able to stand up for your faith. But, there is a BIG difference between standing up for your faith and shoving it down someone`s throat. I personally do not believe in forcing religion on someone by attacking them with "ZOMG YOU DRANK BEER YOU`RE GOIN TO HELL!!1!" but I do believe in standing up for yourself and what you believe in.
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Female 112
What does the last one on the right side say..?
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Male 3,631
Who`d wanna spend eternity with THAT guy anyway?
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Male 2
what bugs me is that the bible says only god can judge and here are all these hypocrites saying who is going to hell and they fail to see by judging they are saying they are god which is blasphemy and thats the same as sinning
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Male 443
Everyone I give you: Chad Buzzkillington
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Female 205
wow, i think there are only 4 things on there that i dont do lol
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Female 152
I`ll see you guys in hell
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Male 12
Well, I`m going to hell. That is, I would if I wasn`t an evolutionist. Yeah...
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Male 1,590
He has room for one more. I suggest "Intolerant ashsoles."
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Male 1,598
Is that supposed to be Jesus speaking? I guess he`s never read the Bible. Jesus was a pretty cool guy, these people are making him look bad.
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Male 30
I`m like half of that list...
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Male 505
Also, 500 posts woot.
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Male 505
So I`m just fine if I`m an immodest man? I`ll go grab my g-string!
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Female 25
11/13....... drat yes
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Male 1,254
Hey! That`s Penn State, the picture is from just last week. So many people on both sides get worked up when the traveling preachers stop by. Simply ignore them, its a lot easier for everyone.
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Female 895
7/13... aw, damn.
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Male 85
And I who thought that the whole thing with christianity was that jesus accepted anyone, disregarding if you are any of those. And I guess that`s about everything worth noticing in the bible.

Hypocrisy indeed

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Female 177
I wonder why they say nothing about other drugs. So I guess the christian god doesn`t care if you shoot up meth, but just hates when you smoke a plant.

Riiight. Ok. And alcoholics and prescription drug abusers are fine too, right?

Hypocrites.

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Female 718
and the Judgment is in and the result is..... all those above are awesome!
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Male 541
4/13...not too bad
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Male 26
Well, I`m out right away.
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Male 60
Well... looks like I`ll be seeing you guys soon... :3
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Male 2,220
Actually that makes it 13/13

HOUSE!

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Male 2,220
"Lmao so you`re an Imodest Woman?"

Absolutely. I looked much better in that dress than the gf did.

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Male 354
Music violaters I think it says.
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Male 533
""music simulaters?"

Is that what that says? It kinda look like Musk Dealers. "

it says Music Idiolizers

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Male 533
Wait wait wait, if i enjoy music i go to hell? Really, i doubt God is that strict.

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Male 162
Damn. Only 12 out of 13.

Lmao so you`re an Imodest Woman?

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Male 596
You Dare doubt Us Now? Come Get Some Then!
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Female 414
Goodbye world
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Male 2,220
WARNING
Racists Peados
P/C Idyits Grammar Nazis
Canada Geese (f**** hate them b****ds)
Shark Finners Whalers
Woman Haters Man Haters
Animal Rights Protestors Veggies Hippies
Celine Dion
AND ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS
You`re all going to a very special hell - it will be like church. And it will last for ever! and ever!
Amen.
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Female 1,566
"music simulaters?"

Is that what that says? It kinda look like Musk Dealers.

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Male 2,220
Damn. Only 12 out of 13.
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Female 299
Oh man, these guys were on my campus last spring. It`s funny stuff to watch the debates with these guys.
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Male 516
You people overreacting to this moron`s thought process are just as stupid as he is.

Reading that sign made me lower my head and shake it.

Reading some of these posts made me facepalm...multiple times.

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Male 1,347
music simulaters?
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Male 9,305
Okay now this is proof that these people have no life. It`s written directly on the sign. We can now kill them knowing their existence would have been wasted anyway.
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Male 4,004
Are you going to tell me the guy holding the sign doesn`t ever party? He just sits at home and never has anyone over? (Because not all parties have alcohol, I often have people over for fun) And if he never has anyone over, that means he spends a lot of time on the internet. And if you spend a lot of time on the internet, alone, you masturbate. A lot. Probably enough to be considered a sex freak.

Thanks for the sign, but I would rather burn in your improbable hell, than live a boring(partiers), sober, anal sexless, stupid (evolutionists) world than to live in his drated up fantasy Utopian world of lameness.

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Female 228
so everyone is going...
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Male 897
Damn, I guess we`d better all go buy some spf 6,000 sunblock...
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Male 4,290
"Therefore, this guy is no Christian; he thinks he is but he`s not."

I was waiting for the inevitable No True Scotsman. Thank you taitano.

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Female 218
My one way ticket to hell is already booked }-)
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Male 257
Christians are Pagans, they follow the sun.

Anyways i hope they have Caek in hell, there better be a goddamn Caek in hell!

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Female 190
Ok, liars and sex freaks I understand, but feminists?!

See ya in hell, guys. Should be fun.

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Male 10
Taitano, relying on the "smite your babies" defense.
FTW.
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Female 241
Yay lets all go to Hell <3
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Female 3
Bible bashers hate women and gay men XD
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Male 2,159
Wow, that guy`s a fag. So, er, who wants to party in hell, say, tomorrow at 6?
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Male 23
I`m in quite a few of those categories, but IMO Hell is just a really, really hot sauna.
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Male 109
im going to hell whos coming with me?
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Male 463
"What`s an Evilutionist?"
it says `evolutionist`

i only lied once, and that was when asked if i took the cookie from the cookie jar

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Male 204
1 John 4:20-21:
20 If anyone makes the statement: "I love God," and yet is hating his brother, he is a liar. For he who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot be loving God, whom he has not seen. 21 And this commandment we have from him, that the one who loves God should be loving his brother also."
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Male 204
Sorry guys. One more and I`ll shut up. It`s just that creeps like this - he`s probably a creationist too - really get my dander up. I`ve been preaching since I was a kid and was ordained before puberty was in full swing and he in the picture is far more condemned in the bible than any other sinner.

Here goes. . .

If Jesus` illustration of the man in fiery hell is literal, this guy would do well to pay attention as to which of the two men went to hell. It was the "sinless" Pharisee who was sinful in his merciless, hypocritical, unloving, hateful and self-righteous haughtiness. Who is this moron to judge others with his yellow sign and his satanic levels of hate? This is what God meant when he said "They have taken up the name of God in a worthless way."(They use God`s name in vain).

1 John 4:20-21:
"20 If anyone makes the statement: `I love God,` and yet is hating his brother, he is a liar. For he who does not love his brother, whom he has s

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Male 535
According to this sign, everyone is going to hell, not just i-am-boreders
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Male 7,378
What`s an Evilutionist?
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Female 299
silly christians and their imaginary friends. when will they grow up?
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Male 204
"Christians are such damn hypocrites...."

No. No we`re not. Christian literally means "of Christ". Therefore, this guy is no Christian; he thinks he is but he`s not.

He got a number of items on his list wrong, left off a few - conveniently forgetting the contentious ones like himself - and, most important according to Jesus himself, lacks the christ-like personality.

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Male 73
Cause no1 gives a drat about femenists
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Male 363
I can`t read the last one on the right, does it say music idolators?
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Female 3,726
Why Feminists? Because we have our own mind and can`t be swayed with fairy tales of some magical land called "heaven".

MURDERERS aren`t on there...oooohhh no....but feminists are the anti-christ`s of the world. Isn`t have that asinine sign a bit judgmental? Christians are such damn hypocrites....

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Male 801
"ehm... he forgot rapists "

And Pedophiles...

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Male 204
Sad. . . Truly sad. Jesus came to call such sinners to him and Comfort and teach them how great life is when one leaves such lifestyles and is living up to God`s standards. It`s judgemental morons like this that he audibly condemned as "offspring of vipers", etc. The same for God in the Hebrew Scriptures.

This guy is not only not making any converts, but is galvanising such ones into either a "no hope for me" or a "God`s a douche" attitude. Considering the actual definition of blasphemy, therefore, this dude is a blasphemer and will be in a deeper pert of hell than anyone on that sign.

Don`t worry I-A-B, if there is a hell, and Dante`s myth be true, this dude will be in the sub-basement of your outhouse.

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Male 10,440
I am intrigued by this hell everyone is talking about. Sounds pretty fun. Tell me more
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Male 7,378
There is no heaven, there is no hell, there will be no judgement day. When you die there is nothing. No time, no space. Eternal nothingness in the blink of an eye.
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Male 10,440
I commend his bravery. By the looks of him, most people could beat him up.

Unless that`s some sort of fundie protest/gathering/orgy.

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Male 672
12/13. That sign is sexist. Only women can get all 13 :(
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Male 75
God hates fag haters.
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Male 39
I think it says `music idolaters`
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Male 2,004
ehm... he forgot rapists
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Female 1,572
If you don`t baa then you can`t get into heaven dontcha know? ;D
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Male 1,297
anyone here ever tried to steal a sign from one of these guys before?
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Male 13,630
damokiwi - Something like Music violators
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Male 75
My score is 5,I might be able to improve that to a 6 but I can`t quite make out the last one on the right. Any ideas?
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Male 335
He`s going to be so surprised when he realizes there`s no such thing as heaven or hell. You know, as he`s dying slowly and painfully.
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Female 965
I`ll bring the beer! I`m not old enough to drink it, but it`s hell, so who cares? PARTAAY!
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Male 563
Don`t worry guys, "Murderers" Isn`t on the list.
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Male 240
Hmm okay, it doesn`t say pedophile priests, child molesters, christian nazi`s, multinational exploiteurs, Jefrey Dahmer, misogynists, etc. So I guess his distinction between evil-doers and benefactors is pretty much right on it, for sherz.
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Male 287
Being an Immodest Man,I`m relieved to see that I have no mention on that particular list.
Excuse me while I drop my jeans and show you my...;-()
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Male 4,593
I notice that "Cat Haters" is not on the list. There must be a spot in heaven for me!
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Male 13,630
GummyWurmz
Female, 13-17, Europe
1304 Posts Wednesday, September 9, 2009 8:59:45 AM
We will have fun all together in hell though right?
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`HELL` yeah!!
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Male 480
Someone needs to drop kick this douche in the back of the head.
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Female 1,412
We will have fun all together in hell though right?
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Male 114
Oh dear, thats me done for then lol.
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Female 1,890
i am 10 of those

o noez lol

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Male 3,755
Oral sex is sodomy, too.
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Male 1,718
Wooo 7 out of 13. Im half way to hell already =)
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Male 4,807
Wow, I made 11/ 14. Not to bad.
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Male 13,630
Im going to hell at least 5 times over according to that
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Male 1,623
8/14

Or what is that last one of the main group?
Musk dillaters?

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Male 1,623

"hey! Homosexuals aren`t on the list! FOR ONCE!"

The Christians call homosexuality sodomy.

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Male 579
doh.. I apply to 9 and a half of those..
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Male 2,229
"its better to burnout, than fade away"
I think that`s from Highlander...
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Male 57
Sodomist covers homosexuals overthemoo.
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Female 9,572
Crap, I like music. Oh, well, see you in hell.
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Female 460
hey! Homosexuals aren`t on the list! FOR ONCE!
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Male 173
Thats right you Feminists, God hates you, lol. (J/k for the people that can`t take a joke)
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Male 995
Perhaps my punishment will be decreased, seeing that I`m not an immodest woman and all that. Glad they overlooked my brief yet intense period of bestiality interest...
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Male 78
Yes! That`s Penn State! I loved ignoring those guys!
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Female 179
/roll
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Male 2,548
Music Idolaters? ... He made that up!
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Male 1,629
8/13 i think
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Male 4,290
What does the last one on the right say? I can`t quite make it out.

Eternity with a guy like that would suck anyway, roll on hell >:D

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Female 1,001
"Anyone other than me who finds it humourus that it`s a Christianity-related protest sign with thirteen points on it?"

Including the non-Christian point, I count 14 points which makes your point irrelevant..

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Female 239
I think it`s safe to say that most "christians" and politicians fall in most of these categories
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Male 287
hmm... but no furries :3

guess i`ll be missing you guys this time

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Male 2,552
>madest
Good point. And stealing? Hey, if your`re honest about it, then it`s apparently fine!
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Male 2,552
Anyone other than me who finds it humourus that it`s a Christianity-related protest sign with thirteen points on it?
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Male 2,855
feminists! see you in hell... from heaven!
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Female 1,395
I only scored 6, i guess that makes me square =(
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Male 366
7/13... But I hate those signs anyways. I don`t think it`s right for him to judge people like that.
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Male 295
Dayumn. At this rate hell`s gonna fill up before all the christians get here.
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Male 1,815
"Evilutionists"
Is he being clever or can he just not spell? And what`s the last one say, "music dilaters"?
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Male 1,931
14/14 baybe! Now, I`m not a woman, but I support those womenly activities.
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Female 27
I score 9

I`m sure that guy has lied at one point in his life. He`s going to Hell too!

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Female 40
"Well I tick a majority of those boxes..

See you all in hell. "

- me too . meet you there buddy. >:)

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Male 592
8/13 here
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Male 3,058
I got 9/13... Apparently hell is going to full of IAB users.

@ TJAW: It looks like it says "Music Idolaters".

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Male 371
thats just anti human meh
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Male 610
What does the last one on the right say? "Music" is all i can make out.
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Female 1,001
Well I tick a majority of those boxes..

See you all in hell.

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Female 579
I love that feminists is on there.
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Female 961
wow i qualify for 10, no sorry 11 including the non christian thing
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Male 928
I scored 8/13, and if I was a woman, I`m sure I would be quite immodest.
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Male 293
Feminists?? I laughed my ass off at that part.
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Male 477
He forgot "All Christians who don`t agree with me." An attitude typical of anyone with this mindset.
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Male 4,546
I qualify for 3.
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Male 3,369
woo hoo..PARTAYYYY!
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Male 814
punkipenguin, it`s music idolators
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Female 2,672
geez, way to have a go at THE WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD
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Male 157
Better pack for hot weather cos i`m going down...
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Male 2,510
I`ve been to hell and actually i found it quite lovely.
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Male 4,593
I think I qualify for seven of those... and I`d love to meet a woman who scores pretty high on the list too.
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Male 3,147
well i`m OK on the `feminist` charge..... but i`m gonna need a hell of a lawyer for the other ones.
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Male 566
Is that a check list for FUN? i got 9 of them!
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Female 778
i can`t make out the last one. i fit 7 or 8 of the others.
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Male 3,331
I love Non-Christians. Hello, if I`m not a Christian, I don`t believe in your God. Therefore, I don`t fear he`s going to judge me. You`re not scaring me.
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Male 931
Well, guys, il see you all there :D
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Male 2
Well I guess I`ll get to chill with all you guys in hell. At least I`ll have lots of company ^_^
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Male 20,908
Link: Biggest Killjoy Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - According to this guy`s protest sign, 100 percent of I-Am-Bored readers are going to hell. See you guys there.
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