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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 30, 2009 at 7:13 am
    Link: Best Exit Letter in Exit Letter History - When you decide to leave your next job, and HR asks you to fill out an exit interview form, do it with style like this.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Some people have the balls to handle tech support, some people don`t.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    September 30, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Ha!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 7:33 am
    wait, dell isnt a form of windows?
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Is that tech support? the coffee holder on my computers broken
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    roflmao Male 18-29
    37 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:36 am
    haha, silly people thinking that dell is a version of windows...
    everybody knows it`s from apple @_@
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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:38 am
    lol dell a version of windows? wow the good folks at verizon are dull
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:40 am
    "Some people have the balls to handle tech support, some people don`t."

    Some people don`t enjoy being dehumanized... Call centers are for noobs.

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    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:43 am
    This is one of six, I must see the rest! :D
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:43 am
    I worked for Tech support for cingular/at&t.. when you ask someone what kind of phone they have and they answer "I got the Sony Excursion" or tell you that they got one of those "Blue Print Ear plugs" or call cussing because their phone is broken and they have only had it for 2 days and it wont even light up... then you have to explain how to turn the phone on just to find out that the battery needs charging.... I don`t think it`s the representative, it`s the general public. I relate to this guy`s exit letter too well.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Though never having worked as a techie, from the quotes I`ve seen from call centers, I`d say I sympathise with the guy. Also, with this note, he has safely ended all form of job offers from Verizon and Teletech. ^^
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    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:02 am
    I`m with clumsyhans, where`s the rest?
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 8:15 am
    thats so february 7, 2005

    "When you decide to leave your next job"
    this makes no sense

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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:17 am
    http://www.scribd.com/doc/49542/funniest...

    This is the whole thing!

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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:17 am
    So he quit because he got alot of easy questions to answer? As a fellow customer service worker... I must say to try handling it face to face while the dumb person is drunk, possibly violent and thinks you can clearly hear him over the loud music which is slowly making you deaf.

    Both partys are dumb to me. The customer for general stupidity and the support working thinking that there won`t be alot of stupid callers and quiting because of in it a manner that will make less people want him after.

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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Just an egotistical nerd who thinks he`s important and/or special. He should be happy when he gets the ignorant people on the line because you can basically talk crap the entire call and they buy it.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:42 am
    this guy is pathetic. he got a job via a friend, an easy decent paying job and after not even a month quits because he received to many dumb questions. guess what, THATS customer service. you get 1 in 1000 customers who actually know what they`re talking about, the other 999 are ignorant to the technology - hence them calling.

    whats moreso, he didn`t submit a 2 weeks notice, he obviously came in the next day (or didn`t come in) and quit hence "yesterday" was last day of "work". way to make your friend look like a jackass.

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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:05 am
    I get that customer service, is like sucky as a job, but really? is there a need to be that negative? I would love a desk job, where all I do is answer questions via the phone. I mean I get that sometimes, a person just need to check their power supply, but some of the simple stuff is difficult to figure out of your own, hence that job.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:18 am
    at first i giggled. then i went to the link an read the full version. it wanted to make ME slit my wrists. the guy is a loser.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    September 30, 2009 at 9:19 am
    From the full text link that Mantolwen provide makes more sense than the pic of the first page. And anyone that works a call center job for any length of time needs to have their head examined.
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    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:33 am
    He should`ve just been glad that he had a job, especially since some states are in double digit unemployment rates now.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:44 am
    I can understand where this guy is coming from, but, really, it`s his own fault for not going to college and getting a degree. That`s what most degree-less jobs are. Dealing with idiots. If he IS working for a degree, well, I hope he isn`t majoring in social services.
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    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:56 am
    page one of six? are they all like that? this guy has some issues.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
    lol its funny but i bet the guy is twat
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 10:21 am
    @ Brimstone, agreed. Call centers FTL. Customer Service reps are crazy, I would know.. I`m marrying one. >.<
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:45 am
    but, really, it`s his own fault for not going to college and getting a degree

    Don`t you have to pay huge amounts in fees for uni in America? Thousands and thousands of dollars I thought.
    Maybe his parents couldn`t afford for him to go. Is that his fault?

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    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
    I LOL`d pretty hard at the last written question, jesus that`s good.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 10:48 am
    What you only had to explain that Dell wasn`t a version of Windows? Jesus what a crybaby, I`ve had worse. Tons of other people have had worse.
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    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Funny! what do you bet this dude will hate his next job too.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:30 am
    almightybob, we have student loans and grants so people can go and pay for it later. But yes, its possible he couldnt afford the college. Tis my problem as well.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Going with a rape theme. Nice work!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13598 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Well I guess he wasnt happy there, that kinda sticks out
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    He made it a month and 3 days in a call center. Good work.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    That`s how I want to go out... referencing rape and sodomy.
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    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    lol at trying to explain Dell isn`t a version of Windows, and I wondered why call centres had high turnover XD
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    ehrrr. attention seeker?
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    OH MY GOD I KNOW THIS FEELING ALL TO WELL.

    Call centers are like the 9th circle of hell. Are there that many? I don`t know, but call centers are it.

    When you call customer support, just remember that the person on the other end hates his/her job, hates his/her life, and most of all hates YOU.

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Also, people who are questioning him, you have NO idea what call center work is like. Seriously. I`m laughing my ass off at the rest of this interview because I completely understand.

    When I was asking in my exit interview if there was anything they could do to convince me to stay, my answer was "Threaten me with a gun and chain my to the desk."

    I also called out my last day with the excuse of Dragon Attack. A dragon was attacking the castle. They all thought it was hilarious, because those places don`t give a poo about you or why you are or aren`t there. They just dock you for being absent.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    "I get that customer service, is like sucky as a job, but really? is there a need to be that negative? I would love a desk job, where all I do is answer questions via the phone. I mean I get that sometimes, a person just need to check their power supply, but some of the simple stuff is difficult to figure out of your own, hence that job."

    I would rather have a job catching elephant dung in a sack as the elephant takes a dump than work in a call centre as first line tech support. It really is that bad. Seriously. It is very far removed from a cozy desk job answering questions with the occasional customer who needs things explained in more detail.

    Checking a power supply...oh my, that isn`t the half of it. A customer who could check their power supply would be unusually knowledgable.

    Try explaining algebra to a toddler while someone shouts at you for not succeeding. That would be closer. It`s frustrating enough to make you cry.

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Angilion - lol, that is about right.

    I did Tech Support for Polaroid electronics. So many people don`t know how to put a "tape" in the DVD player... but the tech support was better than Cell Phone Insurance (in the same building as the tech support. I did both)

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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    hahahahahahaha
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I once phoned my old ISP, some years ago, and had the good luck to get through to someone who had relevant expertise. Presumably I caught them in the brief period before they either got moved to a higher level of tech support or quit because they got a better job, like bailing out the Atlantic ocean with a teaspoon.

    The way I asked the question (the method given in the relevant helpfile for disabling the automatic filling in of the login password wasn`t working) obviously led him to think I had some knowledge. I swear he sounded hopeful when he asked me what operating system I was running. Probably hopeful that the answer wouldn`t be "Dell", dumbfounded silence or abuse.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Here`s the tech support calls section for Computer Stupidities:

    http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls...

    They`re not checked, but I have no trouble believing they`re all true.

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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    "No, that`s like saying I would prefer to be raped half as often" LOL
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    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    So far the best story I`ve heard was someone working at Dell Customer Support having an argument with them claiming their `cup holder` wasn`t coming back out of the computer...
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I say Verizon is evil... nobody listens.

    Go comcast!

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    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    It must have been a business support center. If it was a home user support center, the tech`s name would have been Gurprinder or Parjeet.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    OMG I would be laughing if I hadn`t had a woman come into work this morning wanting to learn about Spreadsheets. I showed her the courses we had coming up on Excel and she said "What`s the point in that, my spreadsheet is Vista." She refused to believe that Vista was an operating system, or that she needed any other program on her computer except Vista. Sigh.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    And yeah I`m with TheBadger here, call fake because (a) the guy can be understood, and (b) isn`t named Ranjeet or Abdul or Ilkjdfhsdhos.
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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    pat on the back lion. that would suck
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    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I hate Verizon. We hosted hospice for my dying brother-in-law. We requested the addition of a line in the bedroom he was staying at. They promised to have it done 2 days later. That was a month ago and not only have they never come but he died 3 days later. I would HATE to die without watching TV. What does that say about my priorities?
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    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    That`s funny - I feel bad fo the friend who refered him though
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Lionhart2 - this is actually real, i worked at the same center and i knew this guy lol when he left hes showed me this hes like who gives a poo im never coming back... i quit a few days later but yes this was epic lol
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    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    i laughed so hard at his answer to #3, wow
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    That is great and true I have been asked if hp, dell, compaq, etc. is a version of windows.

    Agreed on number 3 to good. LOLOLOL

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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    @SHadowT1988

    Seriously!!! Well, if you are telling the truth and you ever run into that guy again, tell him he is my freaking hero.

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    I agree, this guy is my hero too.
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    bluestarr Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    lmao!
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    Toochified Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    If I ever want to quit my job, I am hiring this guy to draft my "2 weeks notice" letter
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    i wanna see the other 5 pages!
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    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    lmfao! Win. Major, ep!c win.
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    nancyxgirl Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    epic.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    October 1, 2009 at 3:18 am
    What a first rate, A+ douchebag! He`s probably on the corner, rocking back and forth begging for change! IDIOT
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:19 am
    Bwahahahah! I used to work for TeleTech doing the DSL technical support that "Tom" did (I was a Resolution Group Agent), but I know his pain. I left about a year before "Tom" left...I was a little kinder in my exit interview, though.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:26 am
    Lostinkorea...you have no idea what the job is like. Try taking call after call after call (seriously, you hung up with one person, and you had to hit ready, only to be hammered by another call) for 10 hours a day of people screaming at you because their printer doesn`t work anymore, or that they can`t hit one specific website on the internet, or when a technician came over, he touched their jar of mayonnaise.
    I worked through the September 11th attacks. The WTC had two central offices in it. The attacks took out thousands of phone lines. Techs were scrambling to get service back on for those people. Some jackass bitched that he didn`t have internet access and "not to give the World Trade Centre attacks as an excuse."
    TSAs thought they had it tough, but the Resolution Group was the TSA dumping ground. If they couldn`t handle a call, they gave it to us. 90% of the time that meant "irate caller".
    I`d like to see how you`d fair with dealing with screami
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:55 am
    March 9th is my birthday! Ha ha losers!
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:43 am
    For everyone who sais others don`t know what it is like... I have worked in call centers, shops, resturants, offices and clubs. None of them I liked and none of them wasn`t filled with idiots who made me what to strangle them on the spot. That`s working class life, deal with it.

    Don`t use "you don`t know what it is like" as a excuse, it makes you sound like 12 year old.

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    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:00 am
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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
    I wanna see pages 2-6 now.
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    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:08 am
    `Don`t use "you don`t know what it is like" as a excuse, it makes you sound like 12 year old.`

    But dude, you don`t know what it`s like making `you don`t know what it`s like` excuses. ;D :P

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    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
    @ evil eye: "working class life"... are you kidding?! I worked for a call center my senior year of high school. It was filled with people from the oh-so-convenient local halfway house. No, call center jobs are more akin to spending 8hrs a day semi-conscious being raped with a pineapple. Not so fun. Not so necessary.
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    miss_cky Female 18-29
    85 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Man, I wish my exit interview was like this, mine was just like ``When will you be returning your uniform`` :/
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    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Some people. I actually liked this aspect of working in a tech support call center... that and patiently explaining to lawyers with features questions that all of our time is worth exactly the same amount when we are out of our depth.
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    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Tech support is awful. Many of you pointed out the reasons why already. I worked for one providing tech support for Comcast. People would call because the tech who came to install their internet sh*t in their attic. You want to hear someone yell, talk to someone who had a stranger sh*t between the rafters in their attic and who now blames you. call centers blacken your soul. This guy is a hero of everyone who has worked in a call center.

    And saying "you don`t know what its like" is an apt statement because there is no way you can explain what working in a call center is like to anyone who has never had the misfortune. No words can describe how the darkness takes hold ;)

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    Sabbatha Female 30-39
    10 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Awesome letter!
    I`ve never worked tech support but I can just about imagine the dumb stuff they have to hear all day,everyday
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    I worked a teletech, i will always remember a guy that was having issues with his internet explorer, couldnt open his mail he kept saying, and that he had just won a price over the internet... I told him to close that window, and he asked me whether he should leave the curtains open or closed. One week later i just had to quit
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I call tech support just to harass them.

    operator: What version of windows do you have.
    Me: Casement windows.
    operator: I`m not familiar with that.
    Me: Casement windows are hinged on the side and swing out like a door, to the right or left, in a swinging motion.
    Operator: I meant operating system.

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