Apparently It Was the Fappiest Wildfire Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

The firefighters had to deal with WHAT?
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Female 175
blackzach? thats.... not the first comment.
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Female 175
show me a pic! jk
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Female 175
SHOPPED!
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Female 135
you can tell it`s fake, but I still think it`s funny.
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Male 15,832
True, you could have used the J from JUST, but then you would have had to fill in the blue shading underneath caused by bleeding from the blue bars above and below the text. It wouldn`t have been that hard, but would actually have been more work than simply chopping off one side of the U from EVACU since it already had the blue shading under it.

To make the V, I took the A from DEAL rather than the one from EVA, because after it was turned upside down, it already had blue shading under it.

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Male 36
"Monday, September 14, 2009 11:45:08 PM
Four pages of comments and nobody has called "shopped" yet? Well, I`m calling it. The J is slightly higher than the other letters. It`s really the U in EVACUATION that`s been copied, pasted over the V, and the left ascending element cropped to make it into a J."
OR! They just took the J from the word "Just" a bit earlier.....
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Male 15,832
"So you spell it evaculating?"

Okay, you move ATING down and paste in an L. Not at all difficult.

Here, I fixed it back. It took all of 10 min., and I had to turn an A upside down and cut out the crossbar to make a V, which took more work than what they did.


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Male 34
bullpoo fake fer sure
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Male 50
–noun 1. an abrupt, exclamatory utterance.
2. the act or process of ejaculating, esp. the discharge of semen by the male reproductive organs.

So there you have it. Although the overall grammar of the caption leads me to believe this was either:
a. Created by a 5 year old retard or
b. Created by a dribbling looney whose mother tongue is klingon. All other possibilities are frightening.

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Male 690
The word can also mean to shout.
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Male 2,121
"Monday, September 14, 2009 11:45:08 PM
Four pages of comments and nobody has called "shopped" yet? Well, I`m calling it. The J is slightly higher than the other letters. It`s really the U in EVACUATION that`s been copied, pasted over the V, and the left ascending element cropped to make it into a J.

But I still LOLed."

So you spell it evaculating?

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Male 155
what`s with the re-post IAB?
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Male 289
I get really excited about fire as well...
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Male 463
both puppies04 and tuxman4 could be right
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Male 686
really tuxman..... you dont think they mistyped evacuating lolz
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Male 485
THEN A FIRE FIGHTER SLIPED ON MYSTERIOUS WHITE GOO THIS STORY AT 11
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Male 197
ejaculation- god loves us
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Male 367
eâ‹…jacâ‹…uâ‹…late
  /v. ɪˈdʒækyəˌleɪt; n. ɪˈdʒækyəlɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [v. i-jak-yuh-leyt; n. i-jak-yuh-lit] Show IPA verb, -lat⋅ed, -lat⋅ing, noun
Use ejaculate in a Sentence
See web results for ejaculate
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–verb (used with object)
1. to utter suddenly and briefly; exclaim.
2. to eject (semen).
3. to eject suddenly and swiftly; discharge.

I think they might mean the first one.

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Male 2,220
What are they complaining about? I knew a woman once (ha-ha) who could have put the whole flaming conflagration out w..
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Male 976
Well you may be able to destroy a person`s property, but you can never take away their ejaculations.
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Female 155
Hee hee.
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Male 1,929
For anyone who doesn`t know that TV subtitles are done by a person talking into speech recognition software:

TV subtitles are done by a person talking into speech recognition software. Mistakes like this happen all the time. It`s about as unbelievable as a typo in this thread.

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Male 8,302
Don`t think it was shopped, Ollie, there are clear rastor lines in the lettering. On the other hand it wasn`t a typo either since J and V aren`t near each other and there`s an extra letter. Almost certainly a Voice Recognition Software error.
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Male 216
Learn to spell. Theres a L. and if it was evacuating, then where did the space come from?
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Male 15,832
Four pages of comments and nobody has called "shopped" yet? Well, I`m calling it. The J is slightly higher than the other letters. It`s really the U in EVACUATION that`s been copied, pasted over the V, and the left ascending element cropped to make it into a J.

But I still LOLed. :-D

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Male 216
I feel...that...poor word choices....have been made...though...i wouldnt put it across people to stand in the road and actually ejaculate.
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Male 13,630
Theres always someone shooting off in the road..dayum
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Male 9,305
"2. To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim."

"DEAR LORD! THE POPE IS ON FIRE!" The cardinal ejaculated, his voice shrill and alarmed.

...yeah it kinda works. But personally I`d use "exclaim" instead.

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Male 15
hahah i see what you did there news bitches :)
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Female 45
Those captions always have errors in them.
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Male 1,381
haha....really? i mean, really?
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Male 204
Evacuating? Yes. Evacuating. Thanks guys. I think my sanity is safe for the mome- Oh wait. . . Nope. Just saw a video on another site that gave me seizures and made me wet my pants and stop breathing.
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Male 8,302
> shreder23
> poonhat, who uses it that way. honestly!

Stop ejaculating at us.

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Female 1,593
"Can`t even think of what word the auto-closed-captioning-software got confused :)"

Evacuating maybe? lol Idk it rhymes??

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Male 8,302
> gozirra
> Can`t even think of what word the auto-closed-captioning-software got confused :)

Evacuating.

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Female 1,593
I actually lol`d at this one.
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Female 24
e·jac·u·late
v. tr.

1. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.
2. To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim.

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Male 1,666
Man, pyromania is becoming a fetish these days
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Male 10,440
Sexy sexy fire
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Male 301
No men I said we use WATER to put out the fire!!!
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Male 137
poor guys everyone having fun and they have to work
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Male 204
I was trained as a wildland Fire Fighter. We were warned that we may encounter a "Pyrophile" and were taught how to deal with them. Till this day, I thought the teacher was joking. . . Now. . . Now, I`m not so sure. . . Eeeeewwwww. (o.O)
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Male 375
Can`t even think of what word the auto-closed-captioning-software got confused :)
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Male 906
O.o
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Female 1,890
omfg i laughed really hard
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Male 483
they were all trying to put it out
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Male 19
@Lacmoo:
Clearly you need to take another look at rules one and two.


Oh wow. Firefighters deal with a LOT these days xD

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Female 1,199
Nice one, Opie. lol
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Male 64
Gamey91, you just broke rules 1 and 2
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Male 772
God`s sake, this is insanely old. Sorry if you haven`t seen it yet, but it`s like 3 years old already >.< Please, you usually do such good, interesting stuff...
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Female 4,197
woah, mental image of about 20 guys all standing in a line on the road watching the fire and just... going at it
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Male 55
is this a fail?
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Female 15,763
That`s one hot fire... ;DDD

BA DUM CHS.

Oh yeah, I`m here all night.

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Male 300
nice... house on fire, put it out! put it out! No wait, ahhhh what are you doing! put it away! Put it away!
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Male 341
Rule 34 much?
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Male 1,590
"Oh yeah, like none of you have ever masturbated standing in the middle of the highway during a fire...Geez."

It`s like I like to say: If it can be fapped to, someone will fap to it.

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Male 1,378
hahahah
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Female 1,572
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha *points and laughs* stupid transcripter
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Male 46
What an old picture...
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Male 367
Oh yeah, like none of you have ever masturbated standing in the middle of the highway during a fire...Geez.
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Male 799
poonhat, who uses it that way. honestly.
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Male 132
haha, wow...
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Male 742
They were just trying to help put it out...
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Female 3,828
lol this is golden!!!
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Female 9,560
Firemen are hot though...
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Male 422
They don`t tell you about that in the academy!
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Male 678
I love ladypele she always makes me feel good about my own reaction to something.
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Male 1,403
hehe
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Male 194
To be fair, "Ejaculating" doesn`t just refer to the act of male semen leaving the penis, it is a general term for "A sudden outburst"
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Male 394
i had a "mental image" of this and started laughing untill i couldent breathe XD
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Female 253
Perfectly normal reaction to a highly stressed situation, is it not?
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Male 8,302
> Granadog
> How old is this one? Come on, guys

Not old at all cause it says "Breaking News"!! :-)

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Male 6
How old is this one? Come on, guys.
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Male 9,305
I bet the deaf and hard of hearing got a nice visual from that...
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Male 8,302
What would YOU have done, that fire was HOT!!
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Male 337
guess there`s alotta pyros where the fire was.
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Male 32
I was one of the people in the road ejaculating. Dont get mad at me I saw everyone else doing it and thought it was the worlds 2nd biggest bonfire circle jerk.
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Female 538
Nice. I used that in a class once. Ejaculate can mean yell though.

I think you will enjoy the fact that there is a grammatical sub-classification of this called "Religious ejaculation." Yup...

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Male 203
voice recognition software eff-up. they said "evacuating"
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Female 465
That`s really hot.
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Female 465
That`s hot
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Female 178
LMAO was this about the station fire?
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Female 492
"Is it just me or does this pic look photoshopped? Might`ve had something to do with the atrocious grammar supposedly used on a Disney-owned network TV station."

That`s how all captions come out for live broadcasts. Someone is actually typing out everything being said, and sometimes they make mistakes.

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Female 1,604
its just you iHZOi
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Male 190
Some bad gay-p0rn movie?
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Male 483
lots of tvs skip captions and mess up grammar
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Female 931
LMAO!
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Male 1,718
Oh dear,,,, THINKK OF THE CHILDREN!!
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Female 169
Nothin` says fire safety like a good ol` circle jerk
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Male 255
T_T LMAO.
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Male 5,094
blackzach: Lucky for you you missed it.
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Male 549
hahaha yesss..
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Male 81
bad ass
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Male 6
blackzach you fail...

i bet it was a hell of a job cleaning up!

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Male 988
"yay first comment " -blackzach
/facepalm
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Male 4,745
It`s the automatic Closed Captioning.
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Male 24
yay first comment
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Male 227
or maybe it was the best?
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Male 3,060
What else would you expect from California?
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Male 988
"lmao yay first post post" -Lily101244

B&!!!

Also old lol.

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Male 360
O.o ewww Im hoping this was taken out of context.
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Male 4,807
LMAO. I hope its true
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Female 120
Repost, I think, but funny. :)
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Male 1
Point `em at the fire then....
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Male 20
...What...
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Male 144
Oh, you silly subtitles you.
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Male 214
LOL
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Female 3,598
EPIC!!
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Male 7,378
I bet they were talking about CrakrJak.
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Male 1,647
Ejaculating =/= evacuating.
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Male 954
Wtf? hahahahaha
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Male 1,647

LMAO. I wonder if they got fired.
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Female 3
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Female 29
Yes that can be very hard to deal with...

:P

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Female 507
What language was that translated from? It doesn`t quite make sense >_> But hey if there`s a flame fetish out there who knows...
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Male 59
What would YOU do if all the fun stuff was on fire?
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Male 1,383
Oh noez! Orgasm pandemic must be upon us -_-
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Male 306
smh @ lily -_-
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Female 17
dang nvm i was third =(
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Male 306
LMFAOOOOO.
its mad funny when captions get it wrong. because when they do, they get it VERY wrong xD
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Female 17
lmao yay first post post
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Male 394
Im pretty sure this is old.
But still funny XD
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Male 20,828
Link: Apparently It Was the Fappiest Wildfire Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - The firefighters had to deal with WHAT?
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