Another Passive-Aggressive Religious Note [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Hey, at least the recipient of the letter is batting .500 in the coolness department.
There are 85 comments:
Male 1,164
Angilion, I like you. I also like how you answer questions. You`re a very likable guy. You`re like, a likable person that likes stuff that`s likeable. Like, totally.
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Male 49
All religious people irritate me with their arrogance. I once wrote three pages ranting about my disproving of Christianity IN MY RELIGION BOOK, and I go to a CATHOLIC SCHOOL!
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Male 48
What kind of a douche-tard leaves a note like this? Who cares whether you think my bumper sticker is cool?
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Female 864
and this is what even believers find annoying about religion.
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Male 321
marilyn manson is a pussy,he doesnt know what metal is about
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Male 12,365
"Okay...question...is there really a `real` and `fake` Christian?..."

Many people have suffered torture and death over that question. Look into European history, especially from the 16th century (i.e. after Protestantism). Conflict between different versions of Christianity was a factor, sometimes the sole cause, in most of the war, oppression and tyranny that went on.

It was also the reason for the Inquisitions.

The fighting over what was real Christianity started right away, as far as we can tell. There were at least 3 Christianities in the early years, with the Pauline being the eventual winner. Almost everything thought of as Christianity today either goes back to Paul (not Jesus) or is a later add-on from other religions to ease conversion (also not Jesus, obviously). So pretty much every version of Christianity today does not have its roots in Jesus - so are any of them real Christianity?

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Female 99
haha thanks papapimpin glad you liked it :) its my facebook picture at the moment xD
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Female 98
"Okay...question...is there really a `real` and `fake` Christian?... "
in a way, theres people who are actually christian and who follow it. and there are people who pretend to follow it to be accepted socially or something like that
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Male 1,108
When actors play the devil in a play are they still actors, or the devil?
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Male 337
well... how about some respect for his beliefs? From what i`ve been taught that`s christian.
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Female 138
Okay...question...is there really a `real` and `fake` Christian?...
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Male 438
Finally something I agree with
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Male 8,302
> Tacos4Brkfst

A perfect example of what I was saying about MM, taco. Trying watching that YouTube clip with your eyes closed, ppl, picturing a "respectable" man in a suit and tie speaking. The imagery says one thing, but his words say another - there`s a really wise man behind all that makeup.

[quote]It`s better to use a profanity than to hurt someone.
Deep.[/quote]

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Male 620
Marylin Manson on the O`Reilly Factor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6n5Oi471...

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Female 2,289
I`m just ganna come in and comment on the picture.

It was a little funny.

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Male 4,547
Heh, I was just about to bring up that little gem there lionhart, saying as we`re discussing passive aggressive jabs.
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Male 7
is`nt it funny when christianity pops up there is always controversy between people.
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Male 712
Note left for passive-aggressive "Christian".

"Yes, my car is very cool but the problem that I continue to have is that Gospel music just doesn`t have the "oomph" that Marilyn Manson`s albums do. If you have better bands, by all means, recommend them but another note like this on my car and I`ll ensure you actually get to hear some Marilyn Manson rather than just hear about him.

P.S. I played Antichrist Superstar for you. Favor Repaid.

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Male 8,302
And Angi, they can say I`m fake all they like, the difference is the Bible backs my POV up.

:-)

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Male 528
Awesome Twisssted. My new bumper sticker.
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Male 8,302
> msimmons
> Every single REAL christian says that about every other christian. Ever notice that?

Hell course I noticed that. You think you atheists are actually worrying Christians with your arguments? Step aside and let the Christians attack each other to death, we`ve had more practice at shooting down everyone but ourself than you can even dream of.

The most ignored verse in the Bible amongst Christians is probably Mark 9:42 - And if anyone causes [a believer] to stumble [in his/her beliefs], it would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around his neck.

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Female 99

hmmm...
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Male 244
"you won`t find any REAL Christian who says that"

Every single REAL christian says that about every other christian.
Ever notice that?

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Female 3,574
Also, LazyMe, I like you.
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Female 3,574
True. Real Christians are rare. Doesn`t really mean that those who have actually read the Bible and do try to live the way Jesus taught should be considered the same as the "Christians" who routinely judge others and spew hatred.
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Male 189
if that was on my car......wait, that wouldnt be. i hate marilyn manson (and dont own a car).
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Male 12,365
"That`s complete bullsh*t Angi, you won`t find any REAL Christian who says that. "

You mean that you don`t and anyone who agrees with you doesn`t. I can, and have, found plenty of Christians who say that. You think they`re fake. No doubt at least some of them would think that you`re fake.

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Male 10,440
I think Lion is a little disheartened by the fact that by his own definition, there are so few `real` christians.
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Male 976
Do I support whoever wrote this note`s right to write this note? - Absolutely
Do I support this note forcing opinions on others? - by no means
Do I support putting a bumper sticker of any sort on any car? - No, it ruins cars no matter what it says.

Now everyone, quote me and tell me about god.

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Male 8,302
> Angilion
> anything good is down to their god and anything bad is down to either human free will or their implementation of their devil

That`s complete bullsh*t Angi, you won`t find any REAL Christian who says that. The Bible makes it very clear that ALL things are God`s will. You spray the aphids in your garden and lay poison for the ants in your kitchen, it that "evil" or "bad"? No, because you have a wider picture, a broader plan, than the ants can see.

"Christians" that say that like going to church because its a good social club, have read 10 verses of the Bible, and are raising themselves up to be God`s equal. Stop dissing God you idiots!

Matthew 7:22-23 - Many will say to me, `Lord, Lord, didn`t we prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons, and do many miracles?` And I will tell them plainly, `I never knew you. Get away from me, you doers of evil!`

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Male 1,220
"If i want your opinion i`ll ask it, i dont want it on a note on my car. Would you like it if (for ex) i started ranting on over my opinion about how your car is the reason we have global warming? No you dont, so its not a civil way."

If you left a very nice note on my car, like this person did, I wouldn`t be pissed. And nobody cares if you don`t want their opinion. Seeing as your life revolves around what you want, you should assume that it`s the same for the person leaving the note.

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Male 8,302
> LazyMe484
> Half the posts have some religious affiliation these days.

Considering "by Him, all things were created", I`d say closer to 100%.

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Male 12,365
"he also gave us AIDS,war, and republicans. Check and mate."

You can`t apply reason to religion.

The response will simply be that anything good is down to their god and anything bad is down to either human free will or their implementation of their devil.

Applying reasoning to religion is as futile as plaiting fog. Religion is inherently irrational. Even when it directly contradicts itself, followers will not see a problem.

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Male 10,440
Half the posts have some religious affiliation these days.

I`m not saying there are better things to laugh about, I`m saying there are more interesting things to talk about.

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Male 12,365
"hey angilion, youre argument makes no sense...but you seem troubled, so ill be praying for you buddy."

You`re being unpleasant. Either you`re just trying to wind me up or you`re one of the unpleasant theists. It doesn`t matter which - either says a great deal about your character.

You`re just using me as a target for your patronising condescension. That`s what you`re doing either way - whether you`re a Christian or you`re not a Christian and you`re just lying to wind me up.

If I attached any weight to your opinion, I`d be annoyed by that.

You cannot pray for me. I don`t believe in your god and, more importantly, you didn`t ask my permission. So you are praying *at* me, not *for* me. The reason you give makes that especially clear - you are using prayer as a form of ad hominem attack, an attempt to undermine me personally because you can`t answer my point. At best, you are praying for yourself.

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Female 82
I`m going to see Marilyn Manson in concert this December! WOO!
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Female 1,199
o_O
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Male 27
I never know what to think, until a christian tells me. Now I know everything and I am happier and better than you will ever be.
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Male 36
Things like this make me think in a few years Christians will be the ones blowing themselves up in crowded markets.
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Male 81
He also died for you so shut the hell up... and how can u say He gave us war... people choose to fight. God does not go around starting wars. Being republican is a persons choice, another thing God did not force. And people decided to sleep around and spread AIDS.
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Male 260
@FlameOfUdun: If i want your opinion i`ll ask it, i dont want it on a note on my car. Would you like it if (for ex) i started ranting on over my opinion about how your car is the reason we have global warming? No you dont, so its not a civil way.
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Male 120
he also gave us AIDS,war, and republicans. Check and mate.
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Male 1,220
Somebody shares their opinion in the most civil way possible and everybody gets pissed.
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Female 2
Dfaulted: "hmmm name one time your "Savior" Has done anything"

Well, He put us on this earth. How`s that for you?

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Male 617
hey angilion, youre argument makes no sense...but you seem troubled, so ill be praying for you buddy.
i like this note.
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Male 1,918
hmmm name one time your "Savior" Has done anything
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Male 8,302
Not to mention Marilyn Manson is one of the most intelligent people I`ve ever seen interviewed, the guy`s IQ would be easily in the 140`s or above. So it`s "blind obedient sheep" vs "free-thinking revolutionary". I got $10 says Marilyn would laugh his painted-on tits off at this note.
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Male 251
And then they put a Marilyn Manson sticker on the letter.
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Male 12,365
"For some reason whenever I hear someone say "we/I pray(ed) for you"... It kinda pisses me off cause I dont even want it. "

If I`m feeling argumentative, I point out that they are lying and that they should regard that as a sin. They could work around that by finding a part of their bible to interpret into saying that a lie is a good thing for a Christian to do in the circumstances, but most Christians don`t know their own bible very well.

It`s a lie because they are not praying for me (or you, or whoever).

*They chose to do it without my consent.* This is the important point. It would annoy me because it`s something they are doing at me without my consent, if it wasn`t for the fact that I regard it as meaningless.

But the fact remains that they are not and can not be praying for me. They are praying for themselves. They are therefore lying when they say they`re praying for me.

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Female 428
I had the biggest crush on Marilyn Manson when I was in high school. Missed the concert he did here a few weeks ago :(
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Male 25,416
If i came to me car and saw that i would be pissed!
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Female 40
It`s pretty cowardly really. "Here, I`m going to stick this on your car and run away!"

If they honestly thought leaving a note was going to do some good and make this person "see the light", they should have left their phone number on the note for future help. After all, new found Christians need "Christian Guidance" don`t they?

It`s too bad. If they had this would be much more fun.

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Male 108
I would have had my car in the parking lot when school let out, blaring Manson as loudly as possible. Risking blowing out my speakers would have been worth it.
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Female 1,181
that reminds me, i need to go get a bunch of marilyn manson stickers. christians suck.
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Female 697
For some reason whenever I hear someone say "we/I pray(ed) for you"... It kinda pisses me off cause I dont even want it.
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Male 769
oh christians... they`re such silly people.
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Female 17
LOL
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Female 931
ew manson D:
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Male 534
hahahaha wow. I love how the went out of their way to leave this note. How cute!
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Male 3,057
@ Zerocyde: Marilyn Manson = SUCK.
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Female 665
haha! Manson`s a fatty!
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Male 1,406
Doesn`t seem all too passive-aggressive to me. But to be honest, a large part of a passive-aggressive statement is the tone it`s in. Still a bit out there though. I feel like this was some assignment for a class.
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Male 639
Those who say this note isn`t passive-aggressive, the word you`re thinking of is subtle. You would be right, this note is not subtle, but it IS passive-aggresive, meaningit was execited in a nonviolent-aggressive way.
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Male 672
I find it interesting that they capitalize "Him" in the last sentence. Mostly those religious types do that in reference to their god, almost makes it seem like they`re calling Manson their god or they`re saying do not support god. I smell a secret cult!
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Male 3,425
And if anybody is interested, Marilyn Manson got fat.


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Male 587
Pfft god puts Marilyn Manson down every day maybe people should stop supporting him instead.
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Male 3,255
"Manson hasn`t recorded a single decent song."

Manson`s an ignorant fool but if you honestly believe this then you have no taste in music. Antichrist Superstar was an amazing album no matter who you are.

TheSharpest and tkpb9381, unless you lied on your age, neither one of you were older than 4 years old when that album was released, you have no room to make judgments on things you don`t understand.

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Male 3,425
I fail to see how this is passive aggressive, but I still found it funny somebody took the time to actually write a note.
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Male 93
Whether you agree with it or not, this isn`t passive aggressive. They`re being very straight forward about their opinion. It looks like this is a note from a Christian school placed on the car of a student. Not just some random thing.
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Male 292
"Of course it offends Jesus, he`s got great taste in music and Manson hasn`t recorded a single decent song."

true, true.

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Male 3,842
drated up on so many levels...

I can`t say I`ve ever heard Marilyn Manson put down the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so it`s not even true!

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Male 1,765
Of course it offends Jesus, he`s got great taste in music and Manson hasn`t recorded a single decent song.
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Male 13,624
I think Jeebus has better things to think about than car stickers
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Female 3,727
WTF???
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Male 1,347
See, this is why people don`t like christians, many try to tell you how to live your life whether it was solicited or not
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Male 162
Conversion though notes? I would have snuck out at night and covered it with religious sticker and not tell him. :D
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Female 965
So would I, gorgack.
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Male 525
Yeah I`ve tried to avoid these religious flame war`s for a while but if the weirdo goth lets you worship whatever you want then let him/her listen to whatever he/she wants to.
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Male 4,680
If I received this note I`d just put on loads of Marylin Manson stickers, even if I hate the guy.

...`Guy` is the right word, right?

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Female 59
It looks like a 16 year old`s hand writing. xD
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Female 90
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you`re an a&&hole. n.n
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Male 909
FAILLLLLLLL.
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Male 25
lol
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Male 480
meh
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Male 19,888
Link: Another Passive-Aggressive Religious Note [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey, at least the recipient of the letter is batting .500 in the coolness department.
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