Another Facebook Failure [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Tech

Hey guys! Caitlynn is now single! Not so fast, Mike.
There are 95 comments:
Male 162
ahahahaha legendary. lolz
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Male 431
more jaysons i know are aholes than mikes.
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Male 2,592
how about tonight i just stretch your titties down and stuff them in your butt then?
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Male 4,594
"Well, how about TOMORROW night then?"
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Female 98
every mike i`ve ever met was a douche nozzle so we`ve move on to jasons, lmao. Cait take the hint!
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Male 593
Was his last name Hunt?
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Female 778
mike looks like a douche nozzle.
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Male 74
I love this, sheerly for the value of picturing the look on that douchetard`s face.
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Female 3,574
wooow lol
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Female 519
Ahahaha.
What a douchebag :D
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Female 33
This was in the sun newspaper, hah :)
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Male 41
Retarded female of the day!
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Male 137
wtg awesome way to ask here out
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Female 458
@boredfjord "She spells her name in the most obnoxious way imaginable."

That you can blame on her parents, really. Last I knew, newborns didn`t fill out their own birth certificate.

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Male 928
She spells her name in the most obnoxious way imaginable.
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Male 463
Jason is the best pimp-slapper ive seen thus far
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Male 345
Down boy...
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Female 310
ok even if that wasnt the situation the guy is still a little bit of a jerk cause like she would have just broke up anyways
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Male 612
serious?

this is just a cropped image from a CH orifinal article... so it must be real.

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Male 3,915
mike got dratin owndizzled....way to be a tool...
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Female 864
well really ,how was he supposed to know ?
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Female 237
That poor girl, it must have upset her to have to reply to that jerk.
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Female 1,412
aww thats so mean :(
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Female 3,727
Facebook is not for hooking up...that`s myspace`s job! How is SHE the non-nice individual? Did I miss something?She lost her boyfriend and some random guy is trying to get into her panties....
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Male 31
Awesome! xD
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Male 1,265
if she wasn`t over it she wouldn`t have changed her status. facebook is for hooking up and old people to meet old flames and fail at a relationship again with them.
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Male 3,255
People still use facebook? Good lord, lol.
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Male 2,372
...facebook???
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Male 204
ROFLMAO. Wow.

Mike`s a loser for jumping in so soon after her status change(dude, that makes you look so desperate). Caitlynn is a bitch(what`d you expect from the internet?). And Jason is a Douche Buttinsky(how was he to know she wasn`t over it yet?).

At least we know that mikey likes it. :-D

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Female 1,677
Facebook is the downfall of society.
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Female 1,120
even if just changed her status that day why would she feel like going out that night? i dont know.
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Female 1,984
"Caitlyn is the biggest bitch. Why did she change her status if she wasn`t over her ex boyfriend`s death? Seriously..."

For accuracy? People can have a status of "single" and have no interest in dating.

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Male 165
Ha gewd one LightShaded.
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Female 253
GOLD!
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Male 10,440
I completely agree with Lionheart agreeing with rukasu agreeing with me.
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Male 423
It`s a good thing she was driving the car.
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Male 27
A couple of things...
Maybe she is lying?
And if she is not, she didn`t say he died, just that he got hit by a car, maybe he just broke his legs, and she didnt want to wait around? maybe she isnt that nice

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Male 8,302
I completely agree with rukasu agreeing with LazyMe >_>
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Female 523
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Male 1,182
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 15,763
D:

Oh god I would feel like such a douche. Time to hit up the chocolate and flower store!

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Male 1,704
does jason have downs?
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Male 107
I completely agree with LazyMe >_>
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Male 10,440
All 3 of these people seem stupid.
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Male 1,381
dude, you got pwned pretty hard. you might want to sit down.
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Male 976
She probably ran her boyfriend over and just got out of jail. Run, Mike, run!!
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Male 1,598
People named Jason are awesome.
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Male 275
lool, nice censorship IAB
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Male 275
she`s the non-nice individual
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Male 1,140
Hey, how could he have known?
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Male 1,003
Caitlyn is the biggest bitch. Why did she change her status if she wasn`t over her ex boyfriend`s death? Seriously...
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Male 1,129
haha thats awesome
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Female 1,386
Awkward.
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Male 50
*POW* like a smart car doin` 90 into a brick wall.
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Male 720
LOLOLOLOLOL I`d just be like, "well let me know when you are ;-)" ;-)
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Female 2,672
lol, funny...but not really......
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Male 596
i was content with mothers/fathers posting things up on their kids....since it`s happend to like, Everyone on facebook....damn
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Female 9,403
pwnd.
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Female 1,890
the guy calling him an ahole truely is what makes this funnyy lmfao
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Male 13,624
`POOE`?? I said SheeiTe!
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Male 13,624
Ouch!!! sometimes pooe just happens
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Male 8,302
Next post by Mike: So? Get over it already, you and me tonight on or what?
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Male 53
In my demented mind, there is nothing funnier than an impartial observer mocking someone, like "Jason" does in this exchange.
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Female 931
aw man
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Male 819
"why is he an ass? how was he supposed to know?"

All things aside, basic social skills should tell you that only a douche hits on a girl by writing on her wall right after she`s changed her status...

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Male 1,204
completely ripped off of collegehumor.com... D:
unless collegehumor.com ripped it off som1 else, but nonetheless, it was one of their highlighted articles.
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Female 1,604
why is he an ass? how was he supposed to know?
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Male 2,148
I`m gonna call fake on this one.
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Male 4,680
oh...oh...OOOOOH
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Male 819
God I really miss the old facebook... Then again that`s what she gets for being "friends" with people who probably hardly know her.
Also, mike is an idiot regardless of whether or not her bf is roadkill... "Hi, I hardly know you but I see you`re single... let`s F$€%!"
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Male 838
Ohh... Oh no... Ohhh. wow. Ouch. Man. Yeah. Rough.
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Male 10,845
ouch!
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Male 511
"facebook wasn`t really meant to be a "profile" site it`s just there for dumbass apps and to collect friends. So...really how would he know?"

actually facebook was meant to be a profile site. but since its made it big, apps galore has been made and facebook whores have emerged

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Male 511
the only fail i see is the fat guy calling him an non-nice individual. caitlynn dint broadcast her bf was killed, so mike was just being a bloke.
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Female 1,283
=O

Awkward...

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Female 3,727
Oh poo..
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Female 1,566
Oh god that`s really awful and awkward.
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Female 3,828
ahhhhhhhh this one made me flinch.. lol. nice.
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Male 9,306
Damn...
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Male 5,314
Woo...aawww
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Male 1,403
ooooooooooooouch
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Female 855
they are all a bunch of losers.
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Female 63
dam you mike!
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Male 104
wow
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Male 1,148
Haha that dude has really bad timing :P

and very little class.

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Male 25,416
Failed! at least hes still single ladies!
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Female 4,376
Well...to be "Fair" it isn`t like the dude knew her boyfriend died. She probably should mention something like that on her update or profile to let people know she isn`t interested in dating right now, but of course no one ever reads peoples profiles on facebook cause facebook wasn`t really meant to be a "profile" site it`s just there for dumbass apps and to collect friends. So...really how would he know?

He still managed to make himself look like a docuhe though so..props to that.

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Male 90
Haha!
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Female 107
Lol, his picture even looks douchey.
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Female 40
god bless her, but utter fail for mike lol :)
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Female 299
thats sad :(
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Female 38
wow.. tha`s sad..
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Male 3,014
HA
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Male 769
wow... what a douche.
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Male 19,887
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