Angelina Jolie Vs. Megan Fox: Tale of the Tape

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Entertainment

This side-by-side comparison chart will finally, once and for all, help us decide who is hotter...
There are 80 comments:
Male 7
i like the last one
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Female 275
fox will always be hotter :p
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Female 676
@montana406

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Female 572
I`m on Team Jolie. Angie will always be my fave :-)
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Male 32
fox is not a slut her name is fox for a reason. atleast fokxs lips are real.
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Male 12
Whipsmart, are you kidding me? Have you even seen: Gia, Original Sin, Taking Lives, Beowulf, Tomb Raider, or Wanted? The only reason Megan Fox hasn`t disrobed more times than Jolie is that she simply isn`t OLD enough to have gotten as many opportunities to be a whore. All negative comments aside, however, I am a huge Jolie fan. JOLIE FTW!
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DrVenkman
Male, 18-29, Europe
125 Posts Saturday, September 05, 2009 3:38:49 PM
The winner? Scarlett Johansson.


I swear I hadn`t seen this comment when I just wrote that I prefer Scarlett Johansson. Honest! Nice to know that the other guys have good taste, too. Also good choice of screen name, DrVenkman. Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Yes it`s true. This man has no dick.

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Loveabye
Female, 18-29, Western US
28 Posts Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:11:14 PM
They are both ugly... and I have a sneaking suspicion that Megan Fox is a man.


Seeing as how you are a girl, my guess is that you don`t find ANY women attractive, fair enough. There is no way these are ugly people. These are two of the most beautiful women on Earth, though I personally prefer Scarlett Johansson.

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Female 665
Jolie is way prettier. Megan Fox just comes off as a huge slut. At least Jolie does more than take her clothes off for anyone holding a camera.
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Male 463
fox is a slut
jolie CARES
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Female 78
Can`t stand the either of them, but Jolie`s got this one in the bag. Fox needs to cease.
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Male 8
Angelina For SURE.
Fox is a wannabe.
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Male 1,666
I don`t think Angelina Jolie is hot, and Megan Fox is hot, but everything else about her isn`t.
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Female 369
Jolie FTW.

She has huge DSL! And experience.

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Female 182
Angelina Jolie wins hands down. Megan Fox is more of a wannabe.
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Female 15,763
Beowulf is NOT a notable film.

But yes, I prefer Jolie. It`s those wonderful lips...

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Female 51
Fox tries too hard, with angie its effortless.
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Female 163
They are both ugly... and I have a sneaking suspicion that Megan Fox is a man.
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Female 1,604
Have to go with Angelina, I think she is very sexy, with makeup, without make up, no matter what she is wearing, plus she is very giving. Fox is very pretty too, but that is really all she is known for and a couple films
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Female 118
I like Jolie better if only for the reason that she helps others in need
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Female 253
Jolie for the win!
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Male 342
angline is a capable and believable actor.
fox is a whore who`s first shot in every film is a slow-panning zoom straight up her arse.
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Male 906
full of win.
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Male 1,918
okay, fox is a hoe
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Female 1,441
I think I found Angelina Jolie attractive one time and this one award show, and that was about it.

Megan Fox...it`s hard to deny that she`s hot but she`s a horrible actress. She was a total mouth breather in Transformers. I don`t know why she does it I think she thinks it`s sexy.

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Female 1,006
Angelina Jolie doesn`t have toe thumbs.

End of discussion.

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Male 936
fox is this generations jolie, simple as that, i used to jerk off to angelina jolie when i was in middle school, im sure the kids are doing it to megan fox now
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Male 328
Hmm, not going to lie don`t know who brian austin greene is, but kudos to him.
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Male 2,220
Agreed. Scarlet ftw.
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Male 287
The winner? Scarlett Johansson.
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Male 3,842
The deciding factor is that Angelina Jolie has squeezed a couple of kids out of her vajayjay, and has about a dozen more adopted rugrats running around. Megan Fox has not squeezed any humans out of any of her body parts, has no kids. Victory for Megan Fox.
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Female 525
Altaru - you DO realize Angelina has the veiny hands/arms of an 80-year-old, correct? You would pick getting a hand job by an 80 year old over someone with ugly thumbs?
Interesting...
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Male 115
This post is pretty lame.
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Male 375
living in San Diego, I see women that are a LOT hotter than either of them daily
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Male 3
the only reason those two are so irresistible to most men is because they are seen everywhere. i`ve known and seen females who are a lot hotter than those two who walk into my store. they just look like average girls.
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Male 345
I agree with OldOllie. Seems like we`re comparing old and new high end luggage. Sure you`d use the old stuff cause it`s high end, but you`d always be worried about it breaking on you. And you`d want to use the new stuff, but you`d always be worried about damaging it because it`s too nice or having it stolen by some richard. Either way, you`d put your junk in it, but you`d always have some issue to deal with.
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Male 10,440
Expiry date is nearing
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Male 512
The winner? Natalie Portman
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Female 49
Jolie wins by a landslide, Megan is too full of herself. Angelina used to be batpoo crazy in a sexy way.
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Female 21
Maybe it`s because I`m a female, but I don`t think either of them are very hot. Pretty, yes, but certainly not the sexiest women ever. Jolie`s lips make me want to punch something!
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Male 15,832
Don`t get me wrong, I`d hit `em both, but they`re both pretty far down the list; however, since Meg is 11 years younger, she a little higher up.
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Male 120
Jolie`s cooter is gunna be offline soon due to age. Always go with the younger and more limber chick.
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Female 157
Jolie.
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Female 1,095
They`re equally hot. But I suppose Angelina Jolie has to win because she is the better actress.
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Female 394
Jolie is just gorgeous, I love that girl^.^
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Male 4,594
It`s a tie, and I`d love to volunteer to be the tie-breaker judge. I`ll sacrifice one night to watch then have a naked pillow fight in my bedroom...

I`ll report the winner the next morning.

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Female 864
not really a fair comparison ,to compare we need to know what Megan Fox will look like at 35 ,so I say Jolie ftw .
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Male 3,482
I don`t care for either...
However, for all the Fox fans out there... I have ONE word for you.

THUMBS.

Imagine getting a hand job from those things. It wouldn`t be a bag over her head, it would be gloves on her hands.

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Male 462
Jolie definitely wins, at least when she was younger. Also, she gets bonus points for not taking pride in being a whore (not that she is, I meant Megan Fox was).
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Male 1,442
Really? Oh... then Elizabeth Hurley wins!

*mutters* god dam white girls all look like anyway...

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Male 976
Well, how about Octomom sort of looks like Jolie and we`ve ALL seen that pic of that nasty-looking belly she had. So Megan Fox FTW.
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Male 5,314
fox
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Male 2,506
Right, Megan fox wasn`t there for the looks...

But the first pic is the ugliest one possible for both

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Male 83
Before I saw the side by side comparison I thought Jolie was hotter... not any more
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Male 4,004
I didn`t mean Angelina was fat, I meant Paris was excessively skinny.
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Female 1,677
Angelina Jolie looks... fat? Really? Wow, what do you like drating? Skeletons? Turdburger.
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Male 11
ahh, Alba is still hotter than both, even after the kid.
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Male 144
I`m sorry they forgot to mention the x factor. The fact that at Angelina`s age/the fact she`s birthed children and still looks that sexy...Angelina BY KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND.
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Male 4,004
"I really can`t see how Megan Fox is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Don`t get me wrong, she`s hot, I just find Angelina Jolie hotter."

Funny, I was about to say Angelina Jolie looks like a fat Paris Hilton, who looks like an abused bulldog.

Also, I don`t see why Angelina has so many good acting awards. All the movies I`ve seen her in, her performance was mediocre, and she was only there for looks. Example? Gone in 60 seconds, Tomb Raider...

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Male 216
@heartx3jess

THANK YOU. You`re completely right.

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Female 1,578
I don`t understand why everyone is crazy about megan fox. Yeah, she is good looking, but not unique at all. I could name 10 hotter actresses easily.
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Male 216
Seriously? This shouldn`t even be a competition. Angelina is sooo much hotter than Megan Fox.
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Female 525
The Angelina side forgot "will sleep with your husband"
Megan is far hotter. Angelina looks like an anorexic skeleton.
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Male 2,121
I really can`t see how Megan Fox is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Don`t get me wrong, she`s hot, I just find Angelina Jolie hotter.
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Male 439
I`m going to go out on a limb here and say that both suck :P
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Male 12,138
Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, seriously? I`d hit `em both. With a shovel.
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Male 3,425
It terms of hotness, Fox takes the biscuit, but I prefer Jolie and an actress, she`s much better. That said, I`m not bothered who does the next Tomb Raider film, s`all good.
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Male 65
lol
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Male 65
lol evil eye, she wasn`t in bedazzled. That was Elizabeth Hurley
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Male 814
lol, evil eye, Bedazzled was Elizabeth Hurley
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Male 13,624
Hmmm, in the interests of being accurate, I would have to give both a good errr, check over...
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Female 107
Talent = hot. Jolie wins, hands down.
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Female 1,534
they are both really pretty..but megan fox wins hands down! shes hot!
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Male 1,442
Angelina Jolie in her prime was better. Loved her in bedazzled!
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Female 198
That`s pretty much all irrelevant to hotness. Fox is definitely way, way hotter.
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Male 600
dude they`re both hot... its just that jolie looks a bit older but their faces are remarkably similar
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Female 109
Wow haha.
idk what to think about this.
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Male 535
Angelina wins hands down. She`s been hot for as long as Megan Fox has been alive.
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Male 814
...doesn`t tell us who`s hotter...
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Male 19,873
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