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80 Responses to Angelina Jolie Vs. Megan Fox: Tale of the Tape

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Link: Angelina Jolie Vs. Megan Fox: Tale of the Tape - This side-by-side comparison chart will finally, once and for all, help us decide who is hotter...
  2. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:52 am
    ...doesn`t tell us who`s hotter...
  3. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Angelina wins hands down. She`s been hot for as long as Megan Fox has been alive.
  4. Profile photo of vooper
    vooper Female 13-17
    109 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Wow haha.
    idk what to think about this.
  5. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:56 am
    dude they`re both hot... its just that jolie looks a bit older but their faces are remarkably similar
  6. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:56 am
    That`s pretty much all irrelevant to hotness. Fox is definitely way, way hotter.
  7. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Angelina Jolie in her prime was better. Loved her in bedazzled!
  8. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 7:58 am
    they are both really pretty..but megan fox wins hands down! shes hot!
  9. Profile photo of AnneBonney
    AnneBonney Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Talent = hot. Jolie wins, hands down.
  10. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Hmmm, in the interests of being accurate, I would have to give both a good errr, check over...
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:12 am
    lol, evil eye, Bedazzled was Elizabeth Hurley
  12. Profile photo of Frenzy4
    Frenzy4 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:13 am
    lol evil eye, she wasn`t in bedazzled. That was Elizabeth Hurley
  13. Profile photo of Frenzy4
    Frenzy4 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:13 am
    lol
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 8:22 am
    It terms of hotness, Fox takes the biscuit, but I prefer Jolie and an actress, she`s much better. That said, I`m not bothered who does the next Tomb Raider film, s`all good.
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 5, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, seriously? I`d hit `em both. With a shovel.
  16. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:37 am
    I`m going to go out on a limb here and say that both suck :P
  17. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:37 am
    I really can`t see how Megan Fox is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Don`t get me wrong, she`s hot, I just find Angelina Jolie hotter.
  18. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:41 am
    The Angelina side forgot "will sleep with your husband"
    Megan is far hotter. Angelina looks like an anorexic skeleton.
  19. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Seriously? This shouldn`t even be a competition. Angelina is sooo much hotter than Megan Fox.
  20. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:48 am
    I don`t understand why everyone is crazy about megan fox. Yeah, she is good looking, but not unique at all. I could name 10 hotter actresses easily.
  21. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:51 am
    @heartx3jess

    THANK YOU. You`re completely right.

  22. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:52 am
    "I really can`t see how Megan Fox is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Don`t get me wrong, she`s hot, I just find Angelina Jolie hotter."

    Funny, I was about to say Angelina Jolie looks like a fat Paris Hilton, who looks like an abused bulldog.

    Also, I don`t see why Angelina has so many good acting awards. All the movies I`ve seen her in, her performance was mediocre, and she was only there for looks. Example? Gone in 60 seconds, Tomb Raider...

  23. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:57 am
    I`m sorry they forgot to mention the x factor. The fact that at Angelina`s age/the fact she`s birthed children and still looks that sexy...Angelina BY KNOCKOUT IN THE FIRST ROUND.
  24. Profile photo of gfertt
    gfertt Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
    ahh, Alba is still hotter than both, even after the kid.
  25. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Angelina Jolie looks... fat? Really? Wow, what do you like drating? Skeletons? Turdburger.
  26. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
    I didn`t mean Angelina was fat, I meant Paris was excessively skinny.
  27. Profile photo of ZacchNasty
    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Before I saw the side by side comparison I thought Jolie was hotter... not any more
  28. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Right, Megan fox wasn`t there for the looks...

    But the first pic is the ugliest one possible for both

  29. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
    fox
  30. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Well, how about Octomom sort of looks like Jolie and we`ve ALL seen that pic of that nasty-looking belly she had. So Megan Fox FTW.
  31. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Really? Oh... then Elizabeth Hurley wins!

    *mutters* god dam white girls all look like anyway...

  32. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Jolie definitely wins, at least when she was younger. Also, she gets bonus points for not taking pride in being a whore (not that she is, I meant Megan Fox was).
  33. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:50 am
    I don`t care for either...
    However, for all the Fox fans out there... I have ONE word for you.

    THUMBS.

    Imagine getting a hand job from those things. It wouldn`t be a bag over her head, it would be gloves on her hands.

  34. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:51 am
    not really a fair comparison ,to compare we need to know what Megan Fox will look like at 35 ,so I say Jolie ftw .
  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:09 am
    It`s a tie, and I`d love to volunteer to be the tie-breaker judge. I`ll sacrifice one night to watch then have a naked pillow fight in my bedroom...

    I`ll report the winner the next morning.

  36. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Jolie is just gorgeous, I love that girl^.^
  37. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:16 am
    They`re equally hot. But I suppose Angelina Jolie has to win because she is the better actress.
  38. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Jolie.
  39. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Jolie`s cooter is gunna be offline soon due to age. Always go with the younger and more limber chick.
  40. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Don`t get me wrong, I`d hit `em both, but they`re both pretty far down the list; however, since Meg is 11 years younger, she a little higher up.
  41. Profile photo of Narornythmm
    Narornythmm Female 13-17
    21 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Maybe it`s because I`m a female, but I don`t think either of them are very hot. Pretty, yes, but certainly not the sexiest women ever. Jolie`s lips make me want to punch something!
  42. Profile photo of nibblette
    nibblette Female 18-29
    49 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Jolie wins by a landslide, Megan is too full of herself. Angelina used to be batpoo crazy in a sexy way.
  43. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    The winner? Natalie Portman
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Expiry date is nearing
  45. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    I agree with OldOllie. Seems like we`re comparing old and new high end luggage. Sure you`d use the old stuff cause it`s high end, but you`d always be worried about it breaking on you. And you`d want to use the new stuff, but you`d always be worried about damaging it because it`s too nice or having it stolen by some richard. Either way, you`d put your junk in it, but you`d always have some issue to deal with.
  46. Profile photo of Brushbackz
    Brushbackz Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    the only reason those two are so irresistible to most men is because they are seen everywhere. i`ve known and seen females who are a lot hotter than those two who walk into my store. they just look like average girls.
  47. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    living in San Diego, I see women that are a LOT hotter than either of them daily
  48. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    This post is pretty lame.
  49. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Altaru - you DO realize Angelina has the veiny hands/arms of an 80-year-old, correct? You would pick getting a hand job by an 80 year old over someone with ugly thumbs?
    Interesting...
  50. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    The deciding factor is that Angelina Jolie has squeezed a couple of kids out of her vajayjay, and has about a dozen more adopted rugrats running around. Megan Fox has not squeezed any humans out of any of her body parts, has no kids. Victory for Megan Fox.
  51. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    The winner? Scarlett Johansson.
  52. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Agreed. Scarlet ftw.
  53. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Hmm, not going to lie don`t know who brian austin greene is, but kudos to him.
  54. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    fox is this generations jolie, simple as that, i used to jerk off to angelina jolie when i was in middle school, im sure the kids are doing it to megan fox now
  55. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Angelina Jolie doesn`t have toe thumbs.

    End of discussion.

  56. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    I think I found Angelina Jolie attractive one time and this one award show, and that was about it.

    Megan Fox...it`s hard to deny that she`s hot but she`s a horrible actress. She was a total mouth breather in Transformers. I don`t know why she does it I think she thinks it`s sexy.

  57. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    okay, fox is a hoe
  58. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    full of win.
  59. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    angline is a capable and believable actor.
    fox is a whore who`s first shot in every film is a slow-panning zoom straight up her arse.
  60. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    Jolie for the win!
  61. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    I like Jolie better if only for the reason that she helps others in need
  62. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    Have to go with Angelina, I think she is very sexy, with makeup, without make up, no matter what she is wearing, plus she is very giving. Fox is very pretty too, but that is really all she is known for and a couple films
  63. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    They are both ugly... and I have a sneaking suspicion that Megan Fox is a man.
  64. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Fox tries too hard, with angie its effortless.
  65. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Beowulf is NOT a notable film.

    But yes, I prefer Jolie. It`s those wonderful lips...

  66. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    Angelina Jolie wins hands down. Megan Fox is more of a wannabe.
  67. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    Jolie FTW.

    She has huge DSL! And experience.

  68. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:43 am
    I don`t think Angelina Jolie is hot, and Megan Fox is hot, but everything else about her isn`t.
  69. Profile photo of WaVeFunction
    WaVeFunction Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Angelina For SURE.
    Fox is a wannabe.
  70. Profile photo of NurseGrenade
    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Can`t stand the either of them, but Jolie`s got this one in the bag. Fox needs to cease.
  71. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    fox is a slut
    jolie CARES
  72. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Jolie is way prettier. Megan Fox just comes off as a huge slut. At least Jolie does more than take her clothes off for anyone holding a camera.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:41 pm
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    Loveabye
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    28 Posts Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:11:14 PM
    They are both ugly... and I have a sneaking suspicion that Megan Fox is a man.


    Seeing as how you are a girl, my guess is that you don`t find ANY women attractive, fair enough. There is no way these are ugly people. These are two of the most beautiful women on Earth, though I personally prefer Scarlett Johansson.

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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    DrVenkman
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    125 Posts Saturday, September 05, 2009 3:38:49 PM
    The winner? Scarlett Johansson.


    I swear I hadn`t seen this comment when I just wrote that I prefer Scarlett Johansson. Honest! Nice to know that the other guys have good taste, too. Also good choice of screen name, DrVenkman. Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Yes it`s true. This man has no dick.

  75. Profile photo of Hayaoist
    Hayaoist Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    Whipsmart, are you kidding me? Have you even seen: Gia, Original Sin, Taking Lives, Beowulf, Tomb Raider, or Wanted? The only reason Megan Fox hasn`t disrobed more times than Jolie is that she simply isn`t OLD enough to have gotten as many opportunities to be a whore. All negative comments aside, however, I am a huge Jolie fan. JOLIE FTW!
  76. Profile photo of montana406
    montana406 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 1:26 am
    fox is not a slut her name is fox for a reason. atleast fokxs lips are real.
  77. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    I`m on Team Jolie. Angie will always be my fave :-)
  78. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    @montana406

    ...

  79. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:06 am
    fox will always be hotter :p
  80. Profile photo of Fax
    Fax Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    i like the last one

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