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Date: 09/27/09 09:06 AM

138 Responses to And Now a Serious Link: A Page From Genesis [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Link: And Now a Serious Link: A Page From Genesis - The Bible, as translated by a atheist with a sense of humor.
  2. Profile photo of 2kl4u2
    2kl4u2 Female 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:12 am
    LOL
    rox0rz 0.o
  3. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:14 am
    It would be funny if it wasn`t so difficult to read (and if it had any jokes in it, instead of just relying on SUP4 1332Z speaking.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
    They finished the lolcat bible!?
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:17 am
    uhmm.. missed mark again.. That`s the "I can Haz cheezburger" version of the bible, I think.
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:17 am
    I support this post. It was funny.
  7. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Teh bestest Bibble yet.
  8. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Is this the lolbible project?
  9. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Isn`t this the lolcat bible?
  10. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:20 am
    lol
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    smithno13 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:21 am
    I cant read much there but lol @ kitteh & cowz
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    Snipermonkey Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Haha, wonder where I can pick up a copy of that Bible?
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Its funny cause its true...... Now for da flame war. Ya know its gonna happen.
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    jjohns04 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Looks almost like a translation of the translation of the "Lolcats" bible.

    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...


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    xaxxonjolly Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:29 am
    meh; too bored for a flame war today
  16. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:31 am

    :)
  17. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:31 am
    @Vhreio

    No, but it is similar.

    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...

  18. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 9:34 am
    The pic sort of hard to read. It`s an atheist that spends his time on the fore-mentioned icanhascheeseburger if anything.
  19. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:41 am
    that was funny...but i couldn`t read the whole thing...it hurt me eyes...
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    thevssranger Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
    I`m christian but thats funny. l33t 5p34k nigga
  21. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:54 am
    I think we can all agree it makes more sense than the original fairy tale
  22. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:02 am
    lol @ christian juggalo
  23. Profile photo of WaywardSon
    WaywardSon Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
    funny but what makes it atheist?
  24. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Bwaahahahahaha!

    Kitteh n` cowz n` snakez n stuf iz gud

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    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I want to read more. This is funny.
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I want to read Deuteronomy: "a dude wut smexez anuther dude iz teh ghey".
  27. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Meh. I don`t find lolcat talk very funny anymore. But whoever translated it, good job I guess :P
  28. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:25 am
    It`s the bible as written by a lolcat
  29. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Eh.

    I don`t find this funny :/

  30. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:37 am
    it just got annoying.
  31. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Seems to me that atheist are just douchebags. I mean, every topic that has astheists in it is some guy doing somthing douchbaggy.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Its kinda hard to read.
  33. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:42 am
    The bible is funny even without the translation..
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    shocku992 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:44 am
    I`m pretty sure this is from "Da Jesus Book." It`s translated for the Hawaiian Language...It`s called Pidgin...
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    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:49 am
    "Seems to me that atheist are just douchebags. I mean, every topic that has astheists in it is some guy doing somthing douchbaggy."
    i think i speak for many athiests when i say
    you twat. have a nice day.
  36. Profile photo of stphni
    stphni Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:54 am
    This is from the Lolcats bible. Not an athiest.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:58 am
    "It`s the bible as written by a lolcat"

    I`m not sure of that, because then it would probably have been "ceiling cat" rather than "invisible man".

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    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:58 am
    seems to me that theists are just people who are a bit insane that need religion to justify themselves...i mean, every topic that has a theist in it has them trying to exorcise a young child because he has homosexual tendencies, or doing something else with a young child for that matter...
  39. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:03 am
    Seems to me that theist are just douchebags. I mean, every topic that has theists in it is some guy doing somthing douchbaggy.
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:05 am
    FINALY! The bible in a language i can read...no joke.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Kinda hard to see :(
  42. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
    =[
  43. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
    AN ATHIEST omyfg x
  44. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:30 am
    I am a devout born-again Christian, and found this to be hilarious =p.
    So what, let them translate a page of Genesis into lolcats. Doesn`t offend me.
  45. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Is a translation into a mangled pidgin English really any worse than a translation into English? Most of the English translations are extremely bad or deliberately altered, so this translation might, by chance, be more accurate.
  46. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:40 am
    This would have been better a few years ago, when lolcats were kind of funny. Everyone just hates them now.
  47. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:41 am
    "So what, let them translate a page of Genesis into lolcats. Doesn`t offend me."

    They`ve done nearly all the Christian bible by now, but this isn`t a page from the lolcat bible project.

    I do think it`s a little odd that people would spend the time needed to convert such a lot of text to lolcat, but I suppose it isn`t much when spread out over many people.

  48. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:48 am
    this makes more sense than the original bible.
  49. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I`m a devout panentheist, and found this moronic.
  50. Profile photo of Xalutard
    Xalutard Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:54 am
    fail.
  51. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:56 am
    I am a devout born-again Christian,

    be sure to say that to others, so that you may be easily identified.

  52. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:59 am
    Can you imagine the lack of a life someone would have to have in order to do this? Staggering, I tell you.
  53. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:59 am
    This is just a less funny version of the actual lolcat bible translation project.
  54. Profile photo of flambore
    flambore Male 40-49
    66 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    LOLCat speak has got to be THE most annoying thing ever. I don`t understand why anyone finds it at all funny after maybe the third or fourth one.
  55. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Hmmm...
    What some people will do just to mock others beliefs.
  56. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    This isn`t mocking anyone`s beliefs, the bible`s a pretty big book, pretty popular too I hear, it doesn`t surprise me they chose to do that book first. Who knows, maybe they`ll do Twilight next.

    "z0mg edwerd yu soo hawt n vampiery ai wont to totully do yoos"

  57. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Is it just me or have lolcats jumped the shark. Then jumped another one. And another. And another...
  58. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I`m sure this link would`ve been great and all...if I didn`t have to lean close to the screen just to attempt to read this junk.
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    I wonder how long it took to do that. ?
  60. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Just type in lolcat bible into google. They have translated it all.
  61. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    "z0mg edwerd yu soo hawt n vampiery ai wont to totully do yoos"

    Isn`t that how the book goes, anyway?

  62. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    no, gorack2000. lolcats were BORN jumping the shark. Their whole lives they have been jumping the shark.

    I can haz crappie humorz!?!

  63. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I`d SO get taht.
  64. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Yeah, uh...lolcat.
  65. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    Invisible earth wuz invisible XD I`m Christian and even I can see the epic humor in this
  66. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    This was funny. Though I`m going to strike down this guy:

    How could an INVISIBLE man make people that look like him?

  67. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    Omg! I laughed sooo hard. Just when you think the Bible couldn`t be crazier...I`d read the whole thing if it was written like that.
  68. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    I want that version of the bible right now.

    Seriously. I`d hand out free copies to people on the streets and ask them if they`d been saved.

  69. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    MonzaBird, you bring a point to light...
    How can anyone decide the Bible is crazy or untrue if they havent read it?
    Just saying.
  70. Profile photo of JoshT
    JoshT Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    "How could an INVISIBLE man make people that look like him?"

    Just because he`s invisible, doesn`t mean he can`t have a form does it?
    What if he just switches it on and off, to stop our eyes from as.sploding?

    Anyway, "he" doesn`t exist

  71. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I`m a Christan and I wish the bible was written like that, lol.
  72. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    That reminds me of how the crocs talk in the comic strip "Pearls Before Swine".
  73. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Hahaha...I can has ketteh bibe :)
  74. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    The complete Lolcatz Bible can be found

    Here

  75. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Atheists believe the world just appeared one day, but christians know a wizard did it!
  76. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Hey, how do we know that`s a REAL copy of the Bible??

  77. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    "How can anyone decide the Bible is crazy or untrue if they havent read it?
    Just saying."

    Parts of it contradict other parts.

    It`s badly mistranslated from various sources.

    It allows, praises or requires all sorts of vile things.

    The NT was created by a council ~300 years after the alleged events using stories they liked that were written by the winners of an internal war.

    The whole thing is a story of magic by a superwizard (who comes in three parts) who created everything, was active in the world until they suddenly stopped for no known reason and who faked no end of evidence that contradicts the stories in the book, again for no known reason. Then they disappeared without trace.

    There are many such books that are better written. Personally, I think that Tolkien`s creation stories (Ainulindale and Valaquenta) are much better written, more believable and certainly more consistent (both internally and with reality).

  78. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I love you, Lion.
  79. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Hey Angilion, tonight... when you`re all tucked up snug and warm in your bed, with all the doors locked, and you think you`re so totally safe and untouchable... we`re gonna PRAY for you! Muhuhahaha...
  80. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I`d like to formally request that for the next month IAB does no post anything religious. It`s become too much of a hate-mongering comment flame war.
  81. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    lolol good point lion
    story rocks
    invisible man make bright thing =P
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    An invisible wizard, cha3370.
  83. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    OHH Here we go with "The Christians shoving the Bible down the Atheist throat" Looks to me like persecution from the atheist.
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    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    You know all the "INVISIBLE MAN" Jokes make me Mad. Because all the scientifically minded atheist dont make fun of ultra-violet light and call it "INVISIBLE" but even still we cannot see it. so I guess we just have to believe you scientist when they say that it exsist. really or maybe your flying spagetti monster made it
  85. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    religion is a waste of your time and your life. get out while you can.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    You know all the "INVISIBLE MAN" Jokes make me Mad. Because all the scientifically minded atheist dont make fun of ultra-violet light and call it "INVISIBLE" but even still we cannot see it. so I guess we just have to believe you scientist when they say that it exsist.

    Ever get a tan?

  87. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    "You know all the "INVISIBLE MAN" Jokes make me Mad. Because all the scientifically minded atheist dont make fun of ultra-violet light and call it "INVISIBLE" but even still we cannot see it."

    Way to miss the point. There`s a big difference between an invisible spectrum of light and an invisible Judaic supreme being who made everything because he felt like it.

    "I`d like to formally request that for the next month IAB does no post anything religious. It`s become too much of a hate-mongering comment flame war."

    I`d like to formally request that you grow some skin.

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    Wazpoppin9 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    imgane doing this with the koran...
  89. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    "`I`d like to formally request that for the next month IAB does no post anything religious. It`s become too much of a hate-mongering comment flame war.`

    I`d like to formally request that you grow some skin."

    I, good sir, have a very adequate amount of skin and have no intention of growing any more. I do, however, dislike watching two people who both think the other is a complete idiot, get into a verbal fight. I believe that all Atheists are going to hell and that God can go shove a rooster up his ass because he doesn`t exist. Never-the-less, religious arguments will never EVER be won by either side.

  90. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    I keep going back and reading little bits of this and giggling madly.
  91. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    . . . am I the only one who went into this expecting Phil Collins?
  92. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Ok now I am sick of people that can`t get the use of an and a right. Now when if you are putting a in front of a vowel you add a n to make an. If in front of a consonant you use a. Ok that said our vowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y. I am tired of seeing on the Internet people use an everywhere a should be and a everywhere an should be -- is it a protest or something because when read it makes the writer sound ignorant.
  93. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Get over it. It`s the Bible translated into caturday speak.
  94. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    @ p0l4r21
    Doesn`t depend on what letter comes AFTER the vowel (I think only if the vowel is a U)? I mean, you don`t have "an universe" or "an ukulele"; it`s "a universe" and "a ukulele".
  95. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    "I believe that all Atheists are going to hell and that God can go shove a rooster up his ass because he doesn`t exist."

    You bring up an interesting philosophical point that I had never thought of before...

    If Christians are correct then God knows everything and Jesus is God. Therefor they have no choice except to conclude that Jesus already knows what it`s like to have a rooster shoved up his ass.

  96. Profile photo of AZROSE
    AZROSE Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    @ p0l4r21:
  97. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    "Because all the scientifically minded atheist dont make fun of ultra-violet light and call it "INVISIBLE" but even still we cannot see it."

    Get ready for a do-at-home science experiment!...

    1. Pour yourself a glass of tonic water.
    2. Get yourself a light bulb that *supposedly* produces UV.
    3. Combine
    Ta Da! Proof that the ultraviolet spectrum does indeed exist.

    Now, if you`d be so kind, please retrieve me some god-revealing water in order to justify your comparison. No? Shucks.

  98. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Polar24... do you realize that your name is spelt in leet-speak? you can`t really criticize someone about they`re grammar if you`re using leet-speak. I also present you a challenge: would you put `a` or `an` in front of the word "Hour"?
  99. Profile photo of Lettermage
    Lettermage Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    OMG, look, it`s a religious post! OMG! Only the 2nd i`ve bothered to see this week!

    Cut to it. You believe what you want. Don`t get in other people`s faces about it, EITHER of you opinion pools.

    Now, can we please as a society move on and get OFF the religious BS?

  100. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Hey another passive aggressive post jabbing at Christianity. How original.
  101. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Davy:

    So what you`re saying is, we should look for evidence of his works and not get hung up on the whole technical definition of invisible?

    Interesting concept.

    And now, for an impersonation.
    *Ahem*

    MELANIN causes a tan, lol Lern 2 science, this DISPROVES your invisible tan beams! UV is getting pushed further and further back the more science lerns. Your light of the gaps will die out soon enough. <Insert deriding comment about fairies>.

  102. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    I saw this a while ago. I think it was called The Lolcat Bible or something like that. :|
  103. Profile photo of plasticjesus
    plasticjesus Male 13-17
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    lighten up
    its funny
  104. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Heh... Funneh UN-chrishun theng iz funneh! Funneh chrishun thang notz funneh..? I can haz hypocritz now?
  105. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    god and bible studies pooe is biggest topic on IAB aint it?
    always gets so much attention!
  106. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    September 27, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    > Winter_ICE_0
    > I`d like to formally request that for the next month IAB does no post anything religious

    Um yeah, good luck with that.

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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    if i can laugh at other religions, i better be able to laugh at my own...so in the interest of all the scientology jokes out there, i say LOL
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:43 am
    It should be "The Bible, as translated by an atheist with a sense of humor."

    Not much, but it occasionally gets on my nerves. xD

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:13 am
    Our holey bibel
    All praisez teh Invisibel Man
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:40 am
    lol nice
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:53 am
    "Hey Angilion, tonight... when you`re all tucked up snug and warm in your bed, with all the doors locked, and you think you`re so totally safe and untouchable... we`re gonna PRAY for you! Muhuhahaha..."

    No-one expects the sneaky praying in the night!

    Hmm...that butchery of Monty Python didn`t really work.

    Anyway...you can pretend to pray for me, but you are in fact praying for yourself. Your actions for your reasons with your beliefs - nothing to do with me.

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    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:24 am
    This is the lolcat bible
  113. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 5:59 am
    THAT OFFENDS ME!!! FOR I AM A CHRISTIN AND THAT IS SOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:29 am
    YESSS LOLCAT BIBLE OWNS!!!
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    AznFriday Male 18-29
    36 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Haha, I would buy that as soon as I could find it. Maybe it could replace my current, non-kitteh-fied Bible. :-)
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    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:27 am
    I have no idea if I`m insulted or amused. :D
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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Did teh Jeebus-man have cheezeburger?
  118. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 8:40 am
    It seems like it was translated by a GANGSTER, not an atheist.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:48 am
    yep too many words to give a poo about.
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    electromania Female 18-29
    146 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:26 am
    boring. and who actaully says `teh`
  121. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:44 am
    That`s the lolcat bible... http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I think it was translated by jesus lol cat.... hehe "mai" and "teh" ...etc. = all lol catz werdz
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    TheBLB Male 18-29
    239 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    My XBOX Live bio is just `themz mai aminulz` taken from this.
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    its come to the point where i cant tell if fancylads poorly constructed captions (grammatically and truthfully) are deliberate or because he`s already too bored to look up proper grammar
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    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    all prayse be to ceiling cat
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    That`s the lolcat bible... http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...

    its not, I went on to Genesis 1:1 on that link and its different.

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    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    thats not really funny, im a christian and stuff but i dont believe GOD was like poof and it was there, i believe in evolution and all...i just put two and two together...God created evolution...DUH
  128. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "God created evolution"

    Evolution works just as well without the assumption that God exists. In the theory of evolution, God is extraneous and therefore unnecessary. Indeed he contributes no additional explaining power.

    As an aside, anyone wishing to claim that God created evolution would as a corollary also have to accept that God designed DNA replication to be an imperfect process, namely that DNA doesn`t replicate itself with 100% efficiency (it doesn`t). This loophole allows one to suggest that God is also therefore directly responsible for genetic diseases. See here for a video on that thought.

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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    im in ur debatez, nullifying ur pointz.
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    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 2:19 am
    It`s not the lolcat bible. In the lolcat bible, there`s Ceiling cat, not "Invisible man".
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 9:41 am
    What`s this? A religion war? I`m so god-damned surprised... ¬_¬
  132. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    iz in ur skriptchures, martyrin` ur profetts.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 8:43 am
    lol not that I completely disagree with you, Overmann, but the argument that "To say God made DNA is to say he made us and our world imperfect" is... sort of funny, seeing as that is well, the entire human condition, and the definition of "the fall".
  134. Profile photo of linally
    linally Female 13-17
    25 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Can`t we just say `lol` and move the drat on?

    That`s what I`m doing. xD

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    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Meh. Atheist trying to make Christianity by mocking it`s holy book. . . Stop the presses.

    Frankly, with how bad religion makes God look(especially these days), I figure the "Invisible Man" would enjoy this. He does have a sense of humour too, ya know. ;-)

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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Lolcats.
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    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:53 am
    ha aminulz thats funnnnnna
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    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:22 am
    CEILING CAT.

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