Amazon Local Hits on Sexy Blond Tourist [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Hi, I"m Chad, are you on vacation? Really, cool... yeah, I"d love to show you around the river if you"re interested."
There are 44 comments:
Female 1,283
"Damn Furries..."

The furries got some player skills lol.

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Male 169
This pic just makes my determination to have a pet monkey even stronger
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Female 779
I like blondes but I still like the ones with tails.

Damn Furries...

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Male 423
Touche Monkey. Touche.
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Female 49
smooth monkey. has more game than most guys i know.
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Male 5,189
Pimpin monkey thing!
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Male 73
I like blondes but I still like the ones with tails.
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Female 1,604
Sexy blond? how can you tell you can`t see her sheesh
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Female 1,395
Suave.
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Male 660
OK, I`ll be the nerd. It`s a gibbon so it`s in S East Asia somewhere, not the Amazon.....we all knew that though didn`t we?....and the woman?well,she`s the next Mrs Fitzgibbon!
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Male 976
When I read the title, I was thinking of Amazon.com and it didn`t make sense. But now I get it. I get jokes!
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Male 1,685
is that a chillaxin-Gibon?
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Male 720
Chad is starting to get annoying...
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Male 413
So you like monkey nuts?
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Female 15,763
Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?

Not the first banana joke, I see...

*ahem*

<_<

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Female 244
"" gimme a banana and i`ll follow you anywhere lady!!!!""
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Female 4,197
lol go monkey!

Even after humans have grown from monkeys, the men will always hit on the blondes...

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Male 1,093
"Hey baby, wanna tour?"
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Male 1,666
"How YOU doin` ;)"
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Female 1,572
=) So cute
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Female 735
EVOLUTION HAPPENED, BUT THE MEN BARELY CHANGED.
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Female 3,828
lol YAY CHAD
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Male 2,121
Right after that picture was taken he "accidentally" flashed her his wang.
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Male 1,256
I want one, and I want it NOW!

Seriously, I really f#@king want one of those.

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Female 364
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 55
lol its like the monkey is like give it to me baby
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Female 3,598
thats a gibbon. they are so freakin cute. they make a sound like a fire truck kinda.
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Male 617
anyone seen those velcro monkeys that look like this? my friend has one and makes it "hit on girls" with a mexican accent. so ive sorta seen this before.
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Male 1,718
For you baby..... I could be
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Male 463
i thought it was gonna be a girl in a tight bikini, and now im LMAO
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Male 10,855
Oh behaave!
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Male 4,807
I knew it..Chad IS a midget in a monkey suit!!!!
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Male 2,788
hehe.. chad
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Male 721
ou chad is a monkey now
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Male 360
Hey! thats a monkey...
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Male 138
"Hey, sexy."
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Male 255
hawt
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Male 275
xD
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Female 2,672
hehehe, he thinks he`s people
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Male 13,630
Chad is on DA JAAAZZZZ
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Male 548
NO CHAD. GAH.
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Female 414
haha! take the picture -_-
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Female 839
Lol!!
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Male 20,917
Link: Amazon Local Hits on Sexy Blond Tourist [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Hi, I`m Chad, are you on vacation? Really, cool... yeah, I`d love to show you around the river if you`re interested.`
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