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Category: Funny
Date: 09/09/09 12:04 PM

44 Responses to Amazon Local Hits on Sexy Blond Tourist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Link: Amazon Local Hits on Sexy Blond Tourist - `Hi, I`m Chad, are you on vacation? Really, cool... yeah, I`d love to show you around the river if you`re interested.`
  2. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Lol!!
  3. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    haha! take the picture -_-
  4. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    NO CHAD. GAH.
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Chad is on DA JAAAZZZZ
  6. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    hehehe, he thinks he`s people
  7. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    xD
  8. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    hawt
  9. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    "Hey, sexy."
  10. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Hey! thats a monkey...
  11. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    ou chad is a monkey now
  12. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    hehe.. chad
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I knew it..Chad IS a midget in a monkey suit!!!!
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Oh behaave!
  15. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    i thought it was gonna be a girl in a tight bikini, and now im LMAO
  16. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    For you baby..... I could be
  17. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    anyone seen those velcro monkeys that look like this? my friend has one and makes it "hit on girls" with a mexican accent. so ive sorta seen this before.
  18. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    thats a gibbon. they are so freakin cute. they make a sound like a fire truck kinda.
  19. Profile photo of Bellagirl22
    Bellagirl22 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    lol its like the monkey is like give it to me baby
  20. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  21. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I want one, and I want it NOW!

    Seriously, I really [email protected] want one of those.

  22. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Right after that picture was taken he "accidentally" flashed her his wang.
  23. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    lol YAY CHAD
  24. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    EVOLUTION HAPPENED, BUT THE MEN BARELY CHANGED.
  25. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    =) So cute
  26. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "How YOU doin` ;)"
  27. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    "Hey baby, wanna tour?"
  28. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    lol go monkey!

    Even after humans have grown from monkeys, the men will always hit on the blondes...

  29. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    "" gimme a banana and i`ll follow you anywhere lady!!!!""
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?

    Not the first banana joke, I see...

    *ahem*

    <_<

  31. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    So you like monkey nuts?
  32. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 9, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    Chad is starting to get annoying...
  33. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:11 am
    is that a chillaxin-Gibon?
  34. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:25 am
    When I read the title, I was thinking of Amazon.com and it didn`t make sense. But now I get it. I get jokes!
  35. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:16 am
    OK, I`ll be the nerd. It`s a gibbon so it`s in S East Asia somewhere, not the Amazon.....we all knew that though didn`t we?....and the woman?well,she`s the next Mrs Fitzgibbon!
  36. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Suave.
  37. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Sexy blond? how can you tell you can`t see her sheesh
  38. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    I like blondes but I still like the ones with tails.
  39. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    smooth monkey. has more game than most guys i know.
  40. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Touche Monkey. Touche.
  41. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 12:50 am
    I like blondes but I still like the ones with tails.

    Damn Furries...

  42. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 4:40 am
    This pic just makes my determination to have a pet monkey even stronger
  43. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    "Damn Furries..."

    The furries got some player skills lol.

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