90 percent of U.S. money is laced with cocaine

Submitted by: panth753 7 years ago in
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32450588/ns/business-personal_finance/

Forget the weed, I"m going for the other green stuff, my dollar bills.
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Male 394
its 97% of money acually
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Male 2,582
and drippy cokehead snot.
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Male 7,378
"Washington, D.C., ranked above the average, with 95 percent of the banknotes sampled contaminated with the drug."
Hail to my hometown and the Redskins!
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Male 795
The cocaine is absorbed/trapped into the monetary fabric, and probably doesn`t go anywhere unless you wash it. So yes, "laced" would probably be the correct phrasing.
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Male 2,553
Aha, but wait! For how long does the residue of the coke stay on the bills? Could it be the same amount of people who abuse cocaine today as it was five or ten years ago (theoretically)? Not an increase of addicts, simply an increase in the total amount of dollar bills touched.
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Male 1,882
Old news.
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Male 679
"laced with cocaine" would mean cocaine is mixed in the ingredients when the money is made.

The money simply has cocaine residue on it.

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Male 3,756
"welcome to the news a month ago IAB"

More like, welcome to the news 10 years ago. This is nothing new.

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Male 1,078
Crazy.
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Male 1,220
Doubt it.
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Male 564
Even NCIS knew about this.
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Male 311
welcome to the news a month ago IAB
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Male 1,686
mmmm...cocaine

lol.

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Male 3,756
"I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money."

Do you realize that your contributing to the apocalypse? According to some nut-job on the religion channel, a paperless money system is a sign of the apocalypse. I hope you`re proud of yourself.

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Male 1,918
so sniff your money, you might get lucky
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Female 1,386
I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money.
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Male 1,002
Damn.. I could see that happening during the reign of Pablo Escobar, but now?
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Male 672
That explains why I can`t stop sniffing my "Lucky Lincoln"
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Male 10,440
Theres a difference between `laced` and `being in contact with`. Stupid media. I doubt the number is that high anyway.
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Male 59
I only use $1000 dollar bills myself. Beat that.
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Male 494
I thought this was Onion for a second.

Need cocaine? Snort some 1`s.

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Female 1,572
wasn`t this already known?
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Male 112
whenever i snort something i always use the biggest bill i have.. 100s the best. ;]
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Female 1,395
Some saddo with be found licking his way through his wallet. Ugh. It makes me want to bathe in my anti-bacterial hand wash.
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Male 2,592
oh yeah i`ve definately contaminated my share
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Male 5,314
i dont need to read the article because i read the title of the link. duh!!!
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Male 1,403
cool
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Male 814
Are we surprised? the Mormons use the least coke
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Female 15,763
I wonder how much is laced with herpes...?
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Male 2,121
I knew this already...
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Female 9,478
Link: 90 percent of U.S. money is laced with cocaine [Rate Link] - Forget the weed, I`m going for the other green stuff, my dollar bills.
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