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31 Responses to 90 percent of U.S. money is laced with cocaine

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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Link: 90 percent of U.S. money is laced with cocaine - Forget the weed, I`m going for the other green stuff, my dollar bills.
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:04 am
    I knew this already...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:06 am
    I wonder how much is laced with herpes...?
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Are we surprised? the Mormons use the least coke
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:08 am
    cool
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:32 am
    i dont need to read the article because i read the title of the link. duh!!!
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
    oh yeah i`ve definately contaminated my share
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Some saddo with be found licking his way through his wallet. Ugh. It makes me want to bathe in my anti-bacterial hand wash.
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    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 11:03 am
    whenever i snort something i always use the biggest bill i have.. 100s the best. ;]
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    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 11:27 am
    wasn`t this already known?
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
    I thought this was Onion for a second.

    Need cocaine? Snort some 1`s.

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    woodslover69 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
    I only use $1000 dollar bills myself. Beat that.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Theres a difference between `laced` and `being in contact with`. Stupid media. I doubt the number is that high anyway.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    That explains why I can`t stop sniffing my "Lucky Lincoln"
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Damn.. I could see that happening during the reign of Pablo Escobar, but now?
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    so sniff your money, you might get lucky
  18. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    "I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money."

    Do you realize that your contributing to the apocalypse? According to some nut-job on the religion channel, a paperless money system is a sign of the apocalypse. I hope you`re proud of yourself.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    mmmm...cocaine

    lol.

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    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    welcome to the news a month ago IAB
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    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Even NCIS knew about this.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Doubt it.
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    643197 Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Crazy.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    "welcome to the news a month ago IAB"

    More like, welcome to the news 10 years ago. This is nothing new.

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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "laced with cocaine" would mean cocaine is mixed in the ingredients when the money is made.

    The money simply has cocaine residue on it.

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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    September 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Old news.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2009 at 12:23 am
    Aha, but wait! For how long does the residue of the coke stay on the bills? Could it be the same amount of people who abuse cocaine today as it was five or ten years ago (theoretically)? Not an increase of addicts, simply an increase in the total amount of dollar bills touched.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 7:21 am
    The cocaine is absorbed/trapped into the monetary fabric, and probably doesn`t go anywhere unless you wash it. So yes, "laced" would probably be the correct phrasing.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    September 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    "Washington, D.C., ranked above the average, with 95 percent of the banknotes sampled contaminated with the drug."
    Hail to my hometown and the Redskins!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    and drippy cokehead snot.
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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    its 97% of money acually

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