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Date: 09/16/09 06:03 AM

39 Responses to 7 Tips on How to Bag a Girl Online

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Link: 7 Tips on How to Bag a Girl Online - A set of rules for what you should and shouldn’t say when introducing yourself online. Take note, everyone.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:06 am
    Ummm, That was kinda boring.
  3. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Oh, it was a serious article...
  4. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:16 am
    *Cracks fingers*
    Let`s get started IAB chat.
  5. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Wrong!!!! all you have to do is talk like Yoda...
  6. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Met my girlfriend online, and it`s perfect - anyone want tips?
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    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Hmm, actually pretty interesting!

    Also I`m waiting for a flame war to start based on tip #7.

    *waits*

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:45 am
    d`awww....physics is like almost the worst topic!

    /me fails at IAB chat.

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    McSketchy Male 30-39
    14 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:54 am
    How`s it going ? It`s nice that you mention your favorite movie being the awesome `Vegetarian Grad School Zombies`. I noticed that you are also in an atheist metal band, Good taste!
    (Bring on the ladies!!!)
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:18 am
    "You might think that words like `gorgeous,` `beautiful,` and `sexy` are nice things to say to someone, but no one wants to hear them."

    It`s so true! I will hate a guy instantly if his first sentence to me is some variation of "You`re beautiful." What it says is "I don`t care about getting to know you, I just want to get some." It`s the worst thing you can say to a girl you just met.

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    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:44 am
    So... the perfect response would be.

    How`s it going? I pretty much believe that metal bands are awesome. I noticed that you mentioned that your name is Laura. I am curious if you have good taste in food, as I am a vegetarian and really like trying out new restaurants. Sorry for taking so long to respond, it was pretty hard finding someone who I didn`t feel awkward responding to.

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    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:49 am
    So would the worst post be...

    Hi sexy babe

    Hit me up 2 chat. I use gmail msn yahoo aim 4 chattin my email is [email protected]

    ps

    u r beautiful


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    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Yes isobar, yes that is the worst message ever.
  14. Profile photo of flambore
    flambore Male 40-49
    66 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:48 am
    How sad an article is this? Bag a girl online.. LOL.

    "It`s so true! I will hate a guy instantly if his first sentence to me is some variation of "You`re beautiful." What it says is "I don`t care about getting to know you, I just want to get some." It`s the worst thing you can say to a girl you just met."
    Ok, so you`d rather he say, I really don`t care what you look like, I really want to get to know the real you before we proceed with a relationship? Guess a/s/l doesn`t work anymore? We ARE talking about online here... Maybe when a guy compliments your looks it`s because he thinks you`re attractive. I could be wrong.

  15. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Bag a girl online? lmao.
  16. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    hit? How is hit illiterate?
  17. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    God and the internet are sworn enemies.
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    These are just some good rules for communication online in general.
  19. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    If starting with an apology is attractive to a woman, she`s probably not a woman you want to be involved with. Do you really want a relationship with someone who finds it so appealing when you apologise? You`re not going to have an equal relationship that way.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    *hits on ballaerina*
  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Thats an interesting title...

    "#7 Consider becoming an Atheist"

    Whohooo.

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Hmm, I find myself always using correct punctuation all the time, as well as casually saying awesome. Haha. What`s up and hey are typically greetings I use, I never ask for an email (I never even use mine), and I always talk about music, movies, and sports with people. Sorry, kinda, and pretty are words I use often as well. And I think I`ll just stay off of the religious bit. Always have, works fine for me.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    This totally explains why my "LOL hi u gorgeous skag! God, don`t waste my precious time. U wanna root or not?" hasn`t been working.
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    > Angilion
    > If starting with an apology is attractive to a woman, she`s probably not a woman you want to be involved with

    You`re missing the point Angi.

    (Swaps to Old Fart mode).
    My old dad used to say to me, "Every time you see a pig, kick it."
    "That`s not very fair if it`s not doing anything wrong", says I.
    "Son" (he called me Son sometimes) "A pig is one of the smartest animals. And they are always up to mischief. So even IF it isn`t doing something mischievous right NOW, it did something an hour ago when you weren`t looking that it got away with. So always kick a pig when you see one."

    Now Angi, women see us men like pigs... (looks over shoulder to make sure She isn`t in eyeshot) even IF you aren`t doing something to upset her, she has a thousand-page ledger somewhere of everything you did that was wrong. So you apologize when you wake in the morning, when you have a cuppa, ANYtime - just in case. It makes them happy.

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    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Here`s a tip: Not all women are alike; Once you start writing for females or males you`ve jumped to a million wrong conclusions about both.
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    i agree with opie :)
  27. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Tip #8: Never refer to meeting a girl as "bagging" her.
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    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Hm.. Atheist... I don`t quite consider myself one, but I don`t believe in anything, so I guess I`m set there.. That works.
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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    "So would the worst post be...
    Hi sexy babe

    Hit me up 2 chat. I use gmail msn yahoo aim 4 chattin my email is [email protected]

    ps

    u r beautiful"
    You forgot to say please/pls

  30. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    "Tip #8: Never refer to meeting a girl as "bagging" her."

    Oh...I thought this was a poll about teabagging. :)

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    i love the atheist one...
  32. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 1:53 am
    doesnt matter what you talk about as long as the connection is there
  33. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:50 am
    interesting
  34. Profile photo of Emulsifier
    Emulsifier Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 5:06 am
    when guys sign off `luv u xo`
    that is an instant turn off, seriously, wtf, you don`t even know me yet!
  35. Profile photo of jumper4saken
    jumper4saken Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 10:03 am
    @ Lionhart2

    First of all, that was hilarious! I do agree that what you said might be the case for some women. I`ll admit, if a guy uses some of those words when talking to me, it`ll probably make me more interested in him. To me, though, it`s because far too many guys I meet are OVERLY confident and roostery, so hearing those words used in moderation shows me that they also have a sense of humbleness.

  36. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Chicks dig grammar nazi`s?
  37. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    I`m not atheist or any religion... I`m not sure...
  38. Profile photo of NeonCrayonz
    NeonCrayonz Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I agree with this article. :]

    I couldnt stop laughing at the comments on this. xD

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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 12:20 am
    "I`m not atheist or any religion... I`m not sure... "
    Athiesm is the belief in >no god(s) or deity(s)<
    There ya go :)

    "when guys sign off `luv u xo`
    that is an instant turn off, seriously, wtf, you don`t even know me yet! "

    OK I HAVE TO ASK:
    What about when you ARE dating already?
    Otherwise I`ll just say things like "fun talkin` to ya :)!" as it slyly states that I want to talk again soon.

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