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Date: 09/03/09 06:03 AM

41 Responses to 7 People Who WILL Be In Your English 101 Class

  1. Profile photo of Cooper_Smith
    Cooper_Smith Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Link: 7 People Who WILL Be In Your English 101 Class - School starts for most of us in days. When you take your seat in English class, expect these 7 `tards sitting with you.
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 6:42 am
    It`s funny cause it`s true.
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    Isobar Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 6:45 am
    I think the comments on that page were actually funnier than the list was.
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    Xalutard Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 6:53 am
    Should have had more entries... mildly amusing.
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 7:06 am
    I`m the sleeping chick...
    and that was a HUGE ass to the left of the list... might want to tag NSFW for bums.
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    September 3, 2009 at 7:06 am
    i love the blind part at the end.
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    xeden Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 7:42 am
    we need more college humor on here! made me giggle, and i have seen everyone of those sterotypes and more haha
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    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:58 am
    I`m gonna be seing a lot of the english majors... I`m in a smarty-pants class :\
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 8:15 am
    "that was a HUGE ass to the left of the list"

    Correction, it was a HUGE hot ass.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 8:16 am
    that english major was hot lmao
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    Cheezewhip5 Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Hahahaha, that`s hilarious, I have all of those in my class.
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    TheMutt Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 8:32 am
    I`m definately the guy that only shows up for tests. My teacher thought i`d probably dropped the class until I showed up for the next test.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 8:56 am
    TheMutt, when can tell you only showed for tests by your lack of ability to spell definitely.
    Just kidding. I was the same guy. Unless attendance affected my grade, I never showed up.

    I went to a big football school so we had jocks everywhere. In one class some guy could barely read, yet somehow made it into college. I guess the fact that he was 6`4" and weighed 275 pounds might have helped.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:13 am
    This last sentance made me effing laugh me arse off.

    "Also, if you`re actually blind, then it`s pretty amazing that you`re reading this right now. Kudos!"
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    lockedup Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 10:53 am
    What do you mean school hasn`t started yet? Who starts school in mid-september? I`ve already been school for 2 weeks. My nieces have been in school for 3 weeks already.
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Hell yeah! The Girl Who Always Wears Pajamas to Class that was me! :D
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    September 3, 2009 at 11:05 am
    I just said to my hubby the other day, funny how girls wear their jammies out and about now adays, which we don`t anything wrong with, but we were teens in the 80s and heaven forbid we went out without full makeup and 3 hours of curling our hair lol
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 11:08 am
    SOOOO true.
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    gargamel314 Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
    LOL i was the guy who`s always late... this article is very accurate!
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 11:54 am
    well, damn, i`m always late to my classes, but that`s because the transit system here is horrendous
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    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Holy moly some of the comments on that page are
    over PG-13
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    I tested out of English 101 with Advanced Placement credit. My high school only had one AP class and it was English. Thank goodness I didn`t have to deal with this stupid general ed stuff.
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    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    I was like the female version if the "Guy Who Only Shows up For Tests" for most of my high school year. Until I started AP classes. I was there everyday, never did the work, and still passed with a 4/5 with one other person and everyone who did the work bombed. XD
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    jhutch38 Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Great reading this in my Unsiverity`s library.
    I don`t think I had any of those types in my English class. But then again I think there were only six students in mine. One of the advantages of taking it from a community college`s satellite campus over the summer.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    these guys are everywhere...
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    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Yeay stereotypes, kinda funny... Not always true. I obviously don`t have a goatee, but I do love system of a down... and I`m not a stoner. I`m also an English major... and I go by my shortened name. lol. =)

    Just throwing that out there.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    /me is beginning to wonder why we have to take english in the 1st place.
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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
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    September 3, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    i know a jock who passes with flying colors (and thats not just in sports) his name is James Kormon
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    nomorecheese Male 13-17
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    September 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    someone should censor those comments!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    "/me is beginning to wonder why we have to take english in the 1st place."
    ----------------------------------
    Nicely done.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    nomorecheese, jocks in high school don`t count. I played sports in high school.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    "I was like the female version if the "Guy Who Only Shows up For Tests" for most of my high school year. Until I started AP classes. I was there everyday, never did the work, and still passed with a 4/5 with one other person and everyone who did the work bombed. XD"

    "I tested out of English 101 with Advanced Placement credit. My high school only had one AP class and it was English. Thank goodness I didn`t have to deal with this stupid general ed stuff."

    Who wants cookies?

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    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    photo of the day was far to distracting
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    bookworm2002 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Ditto Adoras... lol
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    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    D: not all stoners smell.....
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    This perfectly describes the second time I took English 101. By the end of class, EVERYONE had slept with the "Party Girl" (even the professor and some of the other chicks). You would of that it was Whore 101, except that she definitely took that class AP in high school.
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    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 12:07 am
    They`re missing the person who only shows up to hit on the professor...or maybe that`s just the party girl.
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    morrigan Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 5:54 am
    Cool story, bro.
    That site is riddled with security issues.
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    bwuch Male 13-17
    290 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    i also started school 2 weeks ago.
    I`ve also already had 2 4-day weekends.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 1:26 am
    I`m taking English 115... But there is that one girl who never knows when to shut-up and gives off this annoyingly pompous attitude; then there`s the guy who asks question after question and seems a bit slow...

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