7 People Who WILL Be In Your English 101 Class

Submitted by: Cooper_Smith 7 years ago Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/7-people-who-will-definitely-be-your-english-101-class

School starts for most of us in days. When you take your seat in English class, expect these 7 "tards sitting with you.
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Female 4,028
I`m taking English 115... But there is that one girl who never knows when to shut-up and gives off this annoyingly pompous attitude; then there`s the guy who asks question after question and seems a bit slow...
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Male 290
i also started school 2 weeks ago.
I`ve also already had 2 4-day weekends.
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Female 32
Cool story, bro.
That site is riddled with security issues.
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Male 315
They`re missing the person who only shows up to hit on the professor...or maybe that`s just the party girl.
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Male 672
This perfectly describes the second time I took English 101. By the end of class, EVERYONE had slept with the "Party Girl" (even the professor and some of the other chicks). You would of that it was Whore 101, except that she definitely took that class AP in high school.
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Female 531
D: not all stoners smell.....
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Male 23
Ditto Adoras... lol
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Male 265
photo of the day was far to distracting
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Male 3,756
"I was like the female version if the "Guy Who Only Shows up For Tests" for most of my high school year. Until I started AP classes. I was there everyday, never did the work, and still passed with a 4/5 with one other person and everyone who did the work bombed. XD"

"I tested out of English 101 with Advanced Placement credit. My high school only had one AP class and it was English. Thank goodness I didn`t have to deal with this stupid general ed stuff."

Who wants cookies?

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Male 3,756
nomorecheese, jocks in high school don`t count. I played sports in high school.
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Male 2,582
"/me is beginning to wonder why we have to take english in the 1st place."
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Nicely done.
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Male 5,190
Stoner yayyyy. I shave though.
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Male 463
someone should censor those comments!
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Male 463
i know a jock who passes with flying colors (and thats not just in sports) his name is James Kormon
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Female 9,402
/me is beginning to wonder why we have to take english in the 1st place.
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Female 185
Yeay stereotypes, kinda funny... Not always true. I obviously don`t have a goatee, but I do love system of a down... and I`m not a stoner. I`m also an English major... and I go by my shortened name. lol. =)

Just throwing that out there.

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Male 3,915
these guys are everywhere...
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Male 36
Great reading this in my Unsiverity`s library.
I don`t think I had any of those types in my English class. But then again I think there were only six students in mine. One of the advantages of taking it from a community college`s satellite campus over the summer.
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Female 427
I was like the female version if the "Guy Who Only Shows up For Tests" for most of my high school year. Until I started AP classes. I was there everyday, never did the work, and still passed with a 4/5 with one other person and everyone who did the work bombed. XD
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Male 3,842
I tested out of English 101 with Advanced Placement credit. My high school only had one AP class and it was English. Thank goodness I didn`t have to deal with this stupid general ed stuff.
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Male 124
Holy moly some of the comments on that page are
over PG-13
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Male 353
well, damn, i`m always late to my classes, but that`s because the transit system here is horrendous
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Male 80
LOL i was the guy who`s always late... this article is very accurate!
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Female 523
SOOOO true.
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Female 1,604
I just said to my hubby the other day, funny how girls wear their jammies out and about now adays, which we don`t anything wrong with, but we were teens in the 80s and heaven forbid we went out without full makeup and 3 hours of curling our hair lol
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Female 895
Hell yeah! The Girl Who Always Wears Pajamas to Class that was me! :D
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Female 299
What do you mean school hasn`t started yet? Who starts school in mid-september? I`ve already been school for 2 weeks. My nieces have been in school for 3 weeks already.
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Male 4,807
This last sentance made me effing laugh me arse off.

"Also, if you`re actually blind, then it`s pretty amazing that you`re reading this right now. Kudos!"
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Male 3,756
TheMutt, when can tell you only showed for tests by your lack of ability to spell definitely.
Just kidding. I was the same guy. Unless attendance affected my grade, I never showed up.

I went to a big football school so we had jocks everywhere. In one class some guy could barely read, yet somehow made it into college. I guess the fact that he was 6`4" and weighed 275 pounds might have helped.

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Male 4
I`m definately the guy that only shows up for tests. My teacher thought i`d probably dropped the class until I showed up for the next test.
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Male 49
Hahahaha, that`s hilarious, I have all of those in my class.
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Female 5,222
that english major was hot lmao
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Female 1,593
"that was a HUGE ass to the left of the list"

Correction, it was a HUGE hot ass.

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Female 491
I`m gonna be seing a lot of the english majors... I`m in a smarty-pants class :\
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Female 19
we need more college humor on here! made me giggle, and i have seen everyone of those sterotypes and more haha
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Male 1,403
i love the blind part at the end.
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Female 857
I`m the sleeping chick...
and that was a HUGE ass to the left of the list... might want to tag NSFW for bums.
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Male 13
Should have had more entries... mildly amusing.
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Male 293
I think the comments on that page were actually funnier than the list was.
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Male 1,958
It`s funny cause it`s true.
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Male 145
Link: 7 People Who WILL Be In Your English 101 Class [Rate Link] - School starts for most of us in days. When you take your seat in English class, expect these 7 `tards sitting with you.
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