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Date: 09/19/09 11:05 AM

82 Responses to 56-Year-Old Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Link: 56-Year-Old Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable - Old virginal lady tries to make a point at a town hall meeting. Embarrasses herself instead.
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
    "technical virgin"?
  3. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Not only does she tell them know she`s a virgin...she talks about the wrong thing... FAIL
  4. Profile photo of Fugglystick
    Fugglystick Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
    i lold
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
    ............ awww that`s sad ................

    fail

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:33 am
    wow pwned. love it. maybe if she got layed once in awhile, shed shut up about how bad sex is!!
  7. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:35 am
    shes "technically" a virgin
  8. Profile photo of Muncherific1
    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Hmmm.. "technically" a virgin.. so does that mean she`s a lesbian that has never been with a man? I guess that would "technically" make her a virgin, right?
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    izziMARIE Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:42 am
    FAIL!
  10. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:46 am
    she has tits and must have looked halfway decent like 40 years ago, odd
  11. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:47 am
    lol, crazy bitch
    tmi
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    blargendarg Male 30-39
    376 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:52 am
    the clip was funny, but the sheer retardation of the post prod stuff is what really got me.
  13. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Maybe if she dusted some of those cobwebs off,and got laid, she may enjoy her life a little more
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:53 am
    No wonder she`s a virgin. That personality. And looka the HAIR. 8 [
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    16901 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Oooooooh, ooowwwnnneeeedddd.
  16. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    "You can have sexual satisfaction with your clothes on"
  17. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Maybe she just hasn`t lost her virginity `the real way`??
  18. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Somebody should tell her that Aids is now airborne since birds now can contract the disease.

    It`s not true but it would be hilarious to see her reaction.

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    ggolbez
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    182 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:00:29 PM
    "You can have sexual satisfaction with your clothes on"
    ------------------------------------------------

    I think shes been listening to Jermaine Jackson

  20. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    *Whistles and walks away*
  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    if it weren`t so funny it`d be horribly sad
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Maybe no one thinks shes doable! maybe she listened to what she preached and grew old and realised it was to late!
  23. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    ummm, I always thought you should learn sex ed from people you trust, like your parents, or the local prostitute who lives down the street. Not at school.
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    soccersteven Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Nor are they ready to have AIDS... How old do you need to be to have AIDS?
  25. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    ooooooooooooooooooo poo
  26. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    WOW....
  27. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Physical education and alchohol awareness


    super mega fail

  28. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Well, she`s admittedly not physically educated, and she`s obviously not aware of alcohol!
  29. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    To be frank I`m not surprised she`s a virgin.
  30. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Awkward turtle saves the day!!! 56 and not ready for AIDS? Oh come on!!!
  31. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    I like how she desperately slipped "technically" in. >.<
  32. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    *GAAAAAAAAAAASP*
  33. Profile photo of PhillipP
    PhillipP Male 18-29
    19 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    I think that was my fifth grade teacher. I had always suspected so...
  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Duuuuh, not only does she embarrass herself on record, but its not even relevant to the discussion, should have been the day before! Fail.
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    > StarDagger
    > she has tits and must have looked halfway decent like 40 years ago, odd

    Not really, if you reach that age and you`ve NEVER had sex then you clearly have a deep psychological problem with trust, self-image, etc, and in some people, phobia`s can take over and rule their life completely.

    People, sex is a normal part of adults interacting, trusting and giving and receiving intimacy to/from each other. When you`re young, its "Do it do it do it" all the time, from your friends, TV, facebook - so much pressure, but ultimately it should be when YOU feel ready to allow someone else that close to you. This woman is what happens if you NEVER can bring yourself to let someone else that close to you - she missed out on a big part of life, not just the sex, but the whole friendships/social circle/letting your hair down and having fun part of life. I`ve known a few in her situation, and they are ALL sad, bitter, self-centred oldies.

  36. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    is anyone ready for aids? i don`t think that one`s a maturity thing
  37. Profile photo of tonkacow
    tonkacow Female 13-17
    28 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    "...Nor are they ready to have AIDS."
    I had no idea that anyone at any age could be ready for aids.
  38. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    What exactly constitutes as a "technical virgin"?
  39. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    @Lionhart2

    You make a point, but you might have missed the `...technically` she threw in there after her proclaimation.

  40. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    That`s got to be one of the most epic fails ever.
  41. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Wow... a Virgin, I would have never guessed with that flowing Fem-Fro, Alluring granny glasses, and positive attitude towards sex.
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    > RVIsh
    > You make a point, but you might have missed the `...technically` she threw in there

    No I assumed that meant she`d broken her (family-friendly-site) `barrier` with a `special ladies friend from the bedside drawer` and so she considered she wasn`t one `technically`. But I bet she`s never had a REAL encounter with... you know... someone else.

  43. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    I wonder at what age you become ready to have AIDS.
  44. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Ever think she might be a lesbian? In a way, lesbians that have never been with men are technically virgins. She sure looks like one. She could also have once been a nun, and may even still be one.

    So, she mistook physical education as a euphamism for sex ed? Awesome.

  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Wow... stupid fundies will never get their way.
  46. Profile photo of cooterRus
    cooterRus Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    IM REALLY STARTING TO SEE WHY SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN... AND ITS NOT THE PRETTY FACE :D
  47. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    "i am 56 yrs old and i am a virgin, GASP!!!!!!!!"
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    "In a way, lesbians that have never been with men are technically virgins."

    My own generation makes me sad. If you think a penis is necessary for sex, you have seriously been missing out. Just saying.

  49. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Did someone forget to tell her that you can pay for sex these days? Clearly that`s the only way she could get it. 56. WOW.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I could not agree with you more, opie.
  51. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    "My own generation makes me sad. If you think a penis is necessary for sex, you have seriously been missing out. Just saying."

    SO agree.

  52. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    if i had been there...,
    "OF COURSE YOU`RE A VIRGIN, YOU UGLY HAG"
    just for the fun of it.

    Oh god I`m a bastard

  53. Profile photo of sargentaaron
    sargentaaron Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    She`s not a virgin, She was born F***ed.
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    > SarahofBorg
    > she mistook physical education as a euphamism for sex ed?

    If you`d ever met the pervert phys-ed teachers I had at school you`d understand. Let`s just say I`m glad I was a male.

  55. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    I`ve put a lot of thought into this. I`m a little older, a little wiser, and more mature. I think I`m ready to have AIDS.
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    she probably has 40 cats... i admire this woman... other then the not having sex, i strive to be like her!
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    I honestly wish they shouldn`t have stopped her, because I want to see how she was going to segway from "You can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off! I`m a virgin, and..." to an actual explaination of that.
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    wouldnt*
  59. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    I`m not misinformed. There`s a difference between physical sex and sexual satisfaction. You can have sexual satisfaction without having the textbook definition of sex. This is obviously what the woman meant, in some messed up way.
    But sex, by definition, is a heterosexual physical act. I mean, you can redefine the scientific words for things all you want, if you care more about being politically correct than being accurate.
  60. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    She`s a virgin...technically! lol
  61. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    I agree with SarahofBorg.

    They`re /technically/ virgins.
    At least depending on what your definition of the term `virgin` is.

    I mean, I`m pretty sure `intercourse` involves tab A into slot B. So unless the lesbians are using some kind of tab ...

    And I`m totally pro-homosexuality. I`m just saying. Technically. :P

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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Haha, I this is terrible!!
  63. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    LOL!!

    "Esteemed board members...we need to establish a hard-core curriculum of Masterbation in our schools! Take it from me!!"

  64. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 2:59 am
    If she`s a virgin and clearly has no children, why is she so wound up about what the school board is teaching *other* people`s kids?

    I say STFU and mind your own business, you creepy cat lady.

    (note, I`m not implying that she has no children because she`s a "technical" virgin. I`m guessing she doesn`t because she refers to children as "them" and "they" rather than "my" and "mine," which is what an actual parent would do)

  65. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 5:47 am
    she doesnt understand because she has no children
  66. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 5:58 am
    what a f*cking retard, she should have been shot at birth.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 6:09 am
    cooterRus
    Female, 18-29, S. America
    3 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:28:11 PM
    IM REALLY STARTING TO SEE WHY SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN... AND ITS NOT THE PRETTY FACE :D

    ture dat

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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 10:20 am
    I`d tap that
  69. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 10:54 am
    "I`d tap that "
    ...If it was a tree
  70. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dick
  71. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 11:30 am
    eww that must be horrible being that old and dryed up and still a virgin
  72. Profile photo of TheTaurus
    TheTaurus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 11:44 am
    so she admits she`s a virgin publicly to make a point and it turns out that she`s talking about a completely irrelevant subject? HAHAHAHA oh man! i totally believe she`s a virgin too!
  73. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    No wonder she seems uptight. She needs to get laid!
  74. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dick

    That is pure genius

  75. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    epic
  76. Profile photo of courtneyshea
    courtneyshea Female 18-29
    46 posts
    September 20, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off?
  77. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 1:20 am
    HOLY CRAP
  78. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Technically still a virgin = Anal sex
  79. Profile photo of jr1
    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:31 am
    how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off?


    She probably has a whole wardrobe of crotchless jeans and panties. ;)

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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:57 am
    i think she`s a lesbian and that`s why she says that she`s technically a virgin
  81. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 10:55 am
    "Technically still a virgin = Anal sex" Unless youre gay :)
  82. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 2:27 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH GOD! the way that lady totally cut her off was freakin sweet!!! ha. oh i haven`t laughed like this from a post in so long... ah sweet release. with my clothes on nonetheless.

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