56-Year-Old Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Old virginal lady tries to make a point at a town hall meeting. Embarrasses herself instead.
There are 82 comments:
Female 3,598
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH GOD! the way that lady totally cut her off was freakin sweet!!! ha. oh i haven`t laughed like this from a post in so long... ah sweet release. with my clothes on nonetheless.
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Male 111
"Technically still a virgin = Anal sex" Unless youre gay :)
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Female 877
i think she`s a lesbian and that`s why she says that she`s technically a virgin
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Male 71
how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off?


She probably has a whole wardrobe of crotchless jeans and panties. ;)

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Male 167
Technically still a virgin = Anal sex
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Female 98
HOLY CRAP
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Female 46
how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off?
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Male 370
epic
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Male 978
Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dick

That is pure genius

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Female 244
No wonder she seems uptight. She needs to get laid!
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Female 30
so she admits she`s a virgin publicly to make a point and it turns out that she`s talking about a completely irrelevant subject? HAHAHAHA oh man! i totally believe she`s a virgin too!
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Female 152
eww that must be horrible being that old and dryed up and still a virgin
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Male 73
Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dick
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Male 988
"I`d tap that "
...If it was a tree
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Male 1,196
I`d tap that
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Male 4,393
cooterRus
Female, 18-29, S. America
3 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:28:11 PM
IM REALLY STARTING TO SEE WHY SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN... AND ITS NOT THE PRETTY FACE :D

ture dat

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Male 2,510
what a f*cking retard, she should have been shot at birth.
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Female 150
she doesnt understand because she has no children
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Male 80
If she`s a virgin and clearly has no children, why is she so wound up about what the school board is teaching *other* people`s kids?

I say STFU and mind your own business, you creepy cat lady.

(note, I`m not implying that she has no children because she`s a "technical" virgin. I`m guessing she doesn`t because she refers to children as "them" and "they" rather than "my" and "mine," which is what an actual parent would do)

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Male 2,372
LOL!!

"Esteemed board members...we need to establish a hard-core curriculum of Masterbation in our schools! Take it from me!!"

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Female 779
Haha, I this is terrible!!
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Female 400
I agree with SarahofBorg.

They`re /technically/ virgins.
At least depending on what your definition of the term `virgin` is.

I mean, I`m pretty sure `intercourse` involves tab A into slot B. So unless the lesbians are using some kind of tab ...

And I`m totally pro-homosexuality. I`m just saying. Technically. :P

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Female 1,593
She`s a virgin...technically! lol
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Female 3,562
I`m not misinformed. There`s a difference between physical sex and sexual satisfaction. You can have sexual satisfaction without having the textbook definition of sex. This is obviously what the woman meant, in some messed up way.
But sex, by definition, is a heterosexual physical act. I mean, you can redefine the scientific words for things all you want, if you care more about being politically correct than being accurate.
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Female 1,306
wouldnt*
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Female 1,306
I honestly wish they shouldn`t have stopped her, because I want to see how she was going to segway from "You can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off! I`m a virgin, and..." to an actual explaination of that.
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Female 414
she probably has 40 cats... i admire this woman... other then the not having sex, i strive to be like her!
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Male 302
I`ve put a lot of thought into this. I`m a little older, a little wiser, and more mature. I think I`m ready to have AIDS.
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Male 8,302
> SarahofBorg
> she mistook physical education as a euphamism for sex ed?

If you`d ever met the pervert phys-ed teachers I had at school you`d understand. Let`s just say I`m glad I was a male.

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Male 8
She`s not a virgin, She was born F***ed.
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Male 820
if i had been there...,
"OF COURSE YOU`RE A VIRGIN, YOU UGLY HAG"
just for the fun of it.

Oh god I`m a bastard

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Female 1,984
"My own generation makes me sad. If you think a penis is necessary for sex, you have seriously been missing out. Just saying."

SO agree.

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Female 2,289
I could not agree with you more, opie.
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Female 232
Did someone forget to tell her that you can pay for sex these days? Clearly that`s the only way she could get it. 56. WOW.
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Female 15,763
"In a way, lesbians that have never been with men are technically virgins."

My own generation makes me sad. If you think a penis is necessary for sex, you have seriously been missing out. Just saying.

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Male 246
"i am 56 yrs old and i am a virgin, GASP!!!!!!!!"
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Female 3
IM REALLY STARTING TO SEE WHY SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN... AND ITS NOT THE PRETTY FACE :D
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Male 10,440
Wow... stupid fundies will never get their way.
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Female 3,562
Ever think she might be a lesbian? In a way, lesbians that have never been with men are technically virgins. She sure looks like one. She could also have once been a nun, and may even still be one.

So, she mistook physical education as a euphamism for sex ed? Awesome.

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Male 4,290
I wonder at what age you become ready to have AIDS.
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Male 8,302
> RVIsh
> You make a point, but you might have missed the `...technically` she threw in there

No I assumed that meant she`d broken her (family-friendly-site) `barrier` with a `special ladies friend from the bedside drawer` and so she considered she wasn`t one `technically`. But I bet she`s never had a REAL encounter with... you know... someone else.

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Female 1,386
Wow... a Virgin, I would have never guessed with that flowing Fem-Fro, Alluring granny glasses, and positive attitude towards sex.
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Male 734
That`s got to be one of the most epic fails ever.
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Male 251
@Lionhart2

You make a point, but you might have missed the `...technically` she threw in there after her proclaimation.

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Female 28
"...Nor are they ready to have AIDS."
I had no idea that anyone at any age could be ready for aids.
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Male 610
is anyone ready for aids? i don`t think that one`s a maturity thing
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Male 8,302
> StarDagger
> she has tits and must have looked halfway decent like 40 years ago, odd

Not really, if you reach that age and you`ve NEVER had sex then you clearly have a deep psychological problem with trust, self-image, etc, and in some people, phobia`s can take over and rule their life completely.

People, sex is a normal part of adults interacting, trusting and giving and receiving intimacy to/from each other. When you`re young, its "Do it do it do it" all the time, from your friends, TV, facebook - so much pressure, but ultimately it should be when YOU feel ready to allow someone else that close to you. This woman is what happens if you NEVER can bring yourself to let someone else that close to you - she missed out on a big part of life, not just the sex, but the whole friendships/social circle/letting your hair down and having fun part of life. I`ve known a few in her situation, and they are ALL sad, bitter, self-centred oldies.

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Male 8,302
Duuuuh, not only does she embarrass herself on record, but its not even relevant to the discussion, should have been the day before! Fail.
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Male 19
I think that was my fifth grade teacher. I had always suspected so...
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Male 695
*GAAAAAAAAAAASP*
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Male 224
I like how she desperately slipped "technically" in. >.<
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Male 819
Awkward turtle saves the day!!! 56 and not ready for AIDS? Oh come on!!!
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Male 4,680
To be frank I`m not surprised she`s a virgin.
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Male 15,832
Well, she`s admittedly not physically educated, and she`s obviously not aware of alcohol!
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Male 2,788
Physical education and alchohol awareness


super mega fail

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Female 854
WOW....
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Male 1,403
ooooooooooooooooooo poo
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Male 7
Nor are they ready to have AIDS... How old do you need to be to have AIDS?
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Female 855
ummm, I always thought you should learn sex ed from people you trust, like your parents, or the local prostitute who lives down the street. Not at school.
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Male 25,416
Maybe no one thinks shes doable! maybe she listened to what she preached and grew old and realised it was to late!
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Male 7,378
if it weren`t so funny it`d be horribly sad
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Male 2,344
*Whistles and walks away*
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Male 13,624
ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
182 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:00:29 PM
"You can have sexual satisfaction with your clothes on"
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I think shes been listening to Jermaine Jackson

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Male 2,172
Somebody should tell her that Aids is now airborne since birds now can contract the disease.

It`s not true but it would be hilarious to see her reaction.

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Male 1,270
Maybe she just hasn`t lost her virginity `the real way`??
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Male 1,931
"You can have sexual satisfaction with your clothes on"
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Male 32
Oooooooh, ooowwwnnneeeedddd.
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Male 2,440
No wonder she`s a virgin. That personality. And looka the HAIR. 8 [
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Male 13,624
Maybe if she dusted some of those cobwebs off,and got laid, she may enjoy her life a little more
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Male 376
the clip was funny, but the sheer retardation of the post prod stuff is what really got me.
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Female 2,672
lol, crazy bitch
tmi
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Male 1,190
she has tits and must have looked halfway decent like 40 years ago, odd
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Female 67
FAIL!
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Female 65
Hmmm.. "technically" a virgin.. so does that mean she`s a lesbian that has never been with a man? I guess that would "technically" make her a virgin, right?
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Male 569
shes "technically" a virgin
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Female 3,828
wow pwned. love it. maybe if she got layed once in awhile, shed shut up about how bad sex is!!
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Male 480
............ awww that`s sad ................

fail

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Male 97
i lold
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Male 348
Not only does she tell them know she`s a virgin...she talks about the wrong thing... FAIL
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Male 814
"technical virgin"?
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Male 20,194
Link: 56-Year-Old Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable [Rate Link] - Old virginal lady tries to make a point at a town hall meeting. Embarrasses herself instead.
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