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She probably has a whole wardrobe of crotchless jeans and panties. ;)
That is pure genius
I say STFU and mind your own business, you creepy cat lady.
(note, I`m not implying that she has no children because she`s a "technical" virgin. I`m guessing she doesn`t because she refers to children as "them" and "they" rather than "my" and "mine," which is what an actual parent would do)
"Esteemed board members...we need to establish a hard-core curriculum of Masterbation in our schools! Take it from me!!"
They`re /technically/ virgins.At least depending on what your definition of the term `virgin` is.
I mean, I`m pretty sure `intercourse` involves tab A into slot B. So unless the lesbians are using some kind of tab ...
And I`m totally pro-homosexuality. I`m just saying. Technically. :P
If you`d ever met the pervert phys-ed teachers I had at school you`d understand. Let`s just say I`m glad I was a male.
Oh god I`m a bastard
My own generation makes me sad. If you think a penis is necessary for sex, you have seriously been missing out. Just saying.
So, she mistook physical education as a euphamism for sex ed? Awesome.
No I assumed that meant she`d broken her (family-friendly-site) `barrier` with a `special ladies friend from the bedside drawer` and so she considered she wasn`t one `technically`. But I bet she`s never had a REAL encounter with... you know... someone else.
You make a point, but you might have missed the `...technically` she threw in there after her proclaimation.
Not really, if you reach that age and you`ve NEVER had sex then you clearly have a deep psychological problem with trust, self-image, etc, and in some people, phobia`s can take over and rule their life completely.
People, sex is a normal part of adults interacting, trusting and giving and receiving intimacy to/from each other. When you`re young, its "Do it do it do it" all the time, from your friends, TV, facebook - so much pressure, but ultimately it should be when YOU feel ready to allow someone else that close to you. This woman is what happens if you NEVER can bring yourself to let someone else that close to you - she missed out on a big part of life, not just the sex, but the whole friendships/social circle/letting your hair down and having fun part of life. I`ve known a few in her situation, and they are ALL sad, bitter, self-centred oldies.
super mega fail
I think shes been listening to Jermaine Jackson
It`s not true but it would be hilarious to see her reaction.