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Date: 09/10/09 12:06 PM

105 Responses to 23 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Link: 23 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs - As usual, the best signs are always the most offensive. Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
  2. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    bahahahahahaaa! Omg, so many awesome signs. I thought the `missing invisible friend` one was cute as hell. The really long lake name done my head in and the long `do not park here` sign was also awesome
  3. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I saw the first one on TopGear - there was a better one though...

  4. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I like the small print on the "do not park here" sign

    "You will also seriously piss off the bitch who pays good money for this garage and nobody wants that."

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Seriously I could put a hundred comments about these signs, so in the interests of economy,
    I LOVE EM ALL!!!
  6. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    lol xD
  7. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    lol, express urinal
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Although to join in the fun ......

  9. Profile photo of Iambored153
    Iambored153 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    That one was really good. Definetly going to show to all my friends. Thanks, fancylad. :D
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    mmmm waffles...
  11. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Mikeado - Yeah, I saw that, love that sign
  12. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Haha who uses windows?
  13. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Now that sh*t seems to be in working order again around IAB (for now), I can be contented.

    I loved the little add-on at the bottom of the "Do not Park here" sign. If you don`t care about the ancestor god, or whatever it was, you should DEFINITELY care about pissing off the b*tch who pays good money for the garage spot.

  14. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    i like how at the end of the DO NOT PARK HERE it says "or you will seriously piss off the b*tch who pays good money for this garage. And noboy wants that" haha so funny
  15. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    no underwater smoking? awwwww
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    2 beer or less express..... LMAO
  17. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    mmm I love cocaine and waffles...
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Lake seizurewhiletyping...

    Also, I really want to visit the museum of sex... :O

  19. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    careful now
  20. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    "Down with this sort of thing" is my favourite.

    Father Ted = Win

  21. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    Windows sucks,
  22. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    haha! i love the father ted reference `down with this sort of thing` :D
  23. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    hahahaha... the birds poo one is close to where i live. its in the new jersey adventure aquarium. pretty funny stuff.
  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    i love these. i honestly dont think ill ever get sick of them.
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I like the brutally honest signs that don`t mince words.

    "DON`T TOUCH THIS YOU WILL DIE YOU IDIOT!" I want to see that on an electric fence.

  26. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I recognized the Father Ted Sign as well! Great show!

    "Who ees thees? Zere is no Creely `ere" :D

  27. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    will you get lost byjenna sheesh
  28. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    OH CRAP that tribe`s called the Nipmuc?! I always called the nipmunk. I feel so disrepectful...
  29. Profile photo of annem
    annem Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)
  30. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    I looked up Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg, and apparently it is spelled wrong.
    Dang signs spelling simple lake names wrong.
  31. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)

    ^^^^

    I am utterly astonished at that remark, you should be banned just for writing that sentence.

  32. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    "wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)
    ^^^^

    I am utterly astonished at that remark, you should be banned just for writing that sentence."

    I agree. The one thing I like about IAB is that people here can actually type correctly.

  33. Profile photo of tinyhulk
    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I am pretty sure that Institute of Oral Sex is in Atlanta.
    I`ve passed it before.
  34. Profile photo of tinyhulk
    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    *Love not sex
  35. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    annem - GO take some english lessons, so folk can understand WTF you is on about
  36. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    err and arrrr are kind of kewl
  37. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I love the Indian sign. lolz
  38. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    #18 was soo funny...i laughed on that for a long time.
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    My brain gave up after the first syllable on the lake what-you-call-it.
  40. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    the toilet one has been seen 34534 times.
  41. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Enchilada - wha? you a toilet counter?
  42. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    that makes me want cocaine and waffles
  43. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Yes! Down with this sort of thing, whatever we`re here for, huzzah!
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Annem, here at I-am-bored.com we treasure the simple pleasures of writing in English properly. Using nouns, verbs, adjectives, proper grammar, and sentence structure are all things we can agree on and take pride in.

    We as a social community urge you and encourage you to learn how to speak and write this great and sometimes challenging language properly so we may be able to understand you all the better.

    Thank you. :)

  45. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Down with this sort of thing
  46. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "Food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil.

    No one will talk to you at parties."

    i LOVE it.

  47. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Oh God.. there are like hundreds of those "Sign not in use" signs on the Arizona freeways. And we`re complaining about State debt..
  48. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    FATHER TED! HOORAY!
  49. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I see stuff like #2 a lot. For some reason, no one really checks the short hand that goes on signs in retail. So you end up with supremacist cake mixes...
  50. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I didn`t know Gay sex was in...
  51. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    hahaha @ cocaine and waffles... obviously the breakfast of champions.
  52. Profile photo of kroy18
    kroy18 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    The name of the lake in Webster means something like You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and no one fishes in the middle... I haven`t heard it since I was little though
  53. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    "I didn`t know Gay sex was in..."

    I know! Damn it I wish someone told me before I married a member of the opposite sex!

    I`m so last season and I didn`t even know it!

  54. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    draquoir, where the hell have you been!? It`s the hottest thing right now! :D
  55. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    to #1:"White powder, White powder!" hahahahaha That came from my husband.. with the Hitler Seig heil arm move and all. I lost it.
  56. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    correction.. that was to #2
  57. Profile photo of LoNgShOt420
    LoNgShOt420 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Squirrels are biologically incapable of carrying rabies, therefore I WILL drating park here and you can shove it up your ass.
  58. Profile photo of samizbored
    samizbored Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    whats with sign number two?
  59. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Mmmmmm Cocaine and Waffles. My favorite!
  60. Profile photo of your_ma
    your_ma Female 50-59
    3 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Looks like a number of people have seen Steve.
  61. Profile photo of myinsomnia
    myinsomnia Female 18-29
    13 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    m0527j3 was right. The sign for Lake Chargog-etc. is spelled wrong. There was a whole news story about it like a month ago on the local. Apparently a middle schooler realized it and they have since fixed it. That.. made.. the... news..
  62. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    chachahcchahpcahchaphcaphahchaphcahc
  63. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Steve is not missing, he has merely decided to follow a more productive way of life. The mortgage payments were difficult to keep up and he now has a better paying job and put less tome into socialising.
  64. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    These were the best in a long line of wins... I luv `em all! Awesome!
  65. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 12:59 am
    If that many people have seen Steve, is he really imaginary? Or is this a case of "mass hysteria"?
  66. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 1:07 am
    Cause I know I hate when guys look over the stall at me while peeing...

    That sucks!

  67. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Last One = Epic Public Fail (someone is getting fired)lol
  68. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 2:00 am
    They are awesome!!
  69. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:29 am
    These were all great!!!
  70. Profile photo of XmartellX
    XmartellX Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:39 am
    hahaha Lyannovitch, best bit in father ted bit by far :D
  71. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 4:00 am
    second to last taken off father ted - classic
  72. Profile photo of Staarbux
    Staarbux Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 4:14 am
    I love the Mr Toskana one. It`s from my hometown and he does it ALL THE TIME.
  73. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 5:35 am
    haha to errr is human
    to arrrrr is pirate


    i love it! :D :D

  74. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 5:56 am
    I`m from Minnesota and I`m SO embarrassed. Unfortunately, that kind of stupidity WAY too common around here.
  75. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 6:02 am
    Ah the museuem of sex. One of New york`s stranger attractions
  76. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 6:43 am
    how do the say that indian name? it makes Welsh sound preschool!
  77. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 7:42 am
    VV Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg =

    Char-gogg`g-man-gung`amaugg

  78. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 8:37 am
    2 other jokes:

    to err is human
    to moo is bovine

    to err is humen

  79. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Ahahahaha at the Father Ted reference.

    And also I`m pretty sure I saw the Museum of Sex sign in NYC and laughed heartily at it.

  80. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 11:27 am
    "how do the say that indian name? it makes Welsh sound preschool!"

    A theory, although be it an unusual one.

    Welsh Indians

  81. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    LMAO cocaine and waffles..
  82. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Oh yes... lake whatchamacallit, right up the road from me an hour that way....

    Nice lake, too.

  83. Profile photo of MrCalves
    MrCalves Male 13-17
    29 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    NO-ONE WIL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES
    Great line!
  84. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    i`d hate to have to learn the nipmuc language.....
  85. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Did anyone see the fine print? lol. "You will also seriously piss off the b*tch that pays good money for this garage. And nobody wants that." xD
  86. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 12:49 am
    i hope he found his missing friend steve :(
  87. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:26 am
    Goddammit, all these discriminatory laws against us Smokers, we`re the new lepers I tell you! Now we can`t even smoke underwater!???
  88. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 1:49 am
    "This sign is not in use."

    I lol`d.
  89. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Poor guy lost Steve, how sad :(
    I also love that "Do not park here" and "Museum of sex" signs. Those would rock my day.
  90. Profile photo of richmond32
    richmond32 Female 13-17
    22 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 5:00 am
    Anyone found Steve yet... :(? I lol`d
  91. Profile photo of 7991687
    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Hey those boarded up windows in 22 is where i work! LOL
  92. Profile photo of king_slayer
    king_slayer Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:35 am
    BJs is a department stor my dad worked at ive seen that sign all the time as a little kid
  93. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    arrrr is pirate! lmao
  94. Profile photo of Stormie64
    Stormie64 Female 40-49
    9 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    LOL at the lost imaginary friend
  95. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Scrolling text BSOD, FTW!
  96. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    home of the nipmuc indians
  97. Profile photo of bluestarr
    bluestarr Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 6:23 am
    Some funny stuff
  98. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 7:36 am
    I bet people touch, lick, stroke, and mount the exhibits anyway.
  99. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 9:39 am
    I WANT TO GO TO THE INSTITUTE OF ORAL LOVE!!!
  100. Profile photo of Moonfire14
    Moonfire14 Female 13-17
    35 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    cocaine and waffles! hahah that made me laugh, even though its horrible
  101. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:15 am
    `down with this sort of thing` is from father Ted, a UK comedy about two priests living on an island. its funny.
  102. Profile photo of _Origin_
    _Origin_ Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Down with this sort of thing.
    Epic Win.
  103. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    cocaine and waffles got me too
  104. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 3:59 am
    LOL @ DO NOT LICK THE OR HUMP THE EXHIBITS XD
  105. Profile photo of CafeKiki
    CafeKiki Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Lol, I live about 10 minutes from that lake! We just call it Manchaug lake. It`s much easier.

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