23 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

As usual, the best signs are always the most offensive. Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You"ve been warned.
There are 105 comments:
Female 17
Lol, I live about 10 minutes from that lake! We just call it Manchaug lake. It`s much easier.
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Male 485
LOL @ DO NOT LICK THE OR HUMP THE EXHIBITS XD
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Male 182
cocaine and waffles got me too
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Male 3
Down with this sort of thing.
Epic Win.
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Female 420
`down with this sort of thing` is from father Ted, a UK comedy about two priests living on an island. its funny.
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Female 35
cocaine and waffles! hahah that made me laugh, even though its horrible
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Male 1,718
I WANT TO GO TO THE INSTITUTE OF ORAL LOVE!!!
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Male 153
I bet people touch, lick, stroke, and mount the exhibits anyway.
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Female 94
Some funny stuff
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Female 1,120
home of the nipmuc indians
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Male 342
Scrolling text BSOD, FTW!
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Female 9
LOL at the lost imaginary friend
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Female 5,222
arrrr is pirate! lmao
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Male 34
BJs is a department stor my dad worked at ive seen that sign all the time as a little kid
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Male 70
Hey those boarded up windows in 22 is where i work! LOL
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Female 22
Anyone found Steve yet... :(? I lol`d
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Female 244
Poor guy lost Steve, how sad :(
I also love that "Do not park here" and "Museum of sex" signs. Those would rock my day.
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Male 2,238
"This sign is not in use."

I lol`d.
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Male 8,302
Goddammit, all these discriminatory laws against us Smokers, we`re the new lepers I tell you! Now we can`t even smoke underwater!???
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Male 95
i hope he found his missing friend steve :(
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Male 1,059
Did anyone see the fine print? lol. "You will also seriously piss off the b*tch that pays good money for this garage. And nobody wants that." xD
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Female 901
i`d hate to have to learn the nipmuc language.....
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Male 29
NO-ONE WIL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES
Great line!
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Male 716
Oh yes... lake whatchamacallit, right up the road from me an hour that way....

Nice lake, too.

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Male 1,140
LMAO cocaine and waffles..
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Male 967
"how do the say that indian name? it makes Welsh sound preschool!"

A theory, although be it an unusual one.

Welsh Indians

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Female 583
Ahahahaha at the Father Ted reference.

And also I`m pretty sure I saw the Museum of Sex sign in NYC and laughed heartily at it.

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Male 2,121
2 other jokes:

to err is human
to moo is bovine

to err is humen

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Male 14,330
VV Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg =

Char-gogg`g-man-gung`amaugg

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Male 463
how do the say that indian name? it makes Welsh sound preschool!
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Female 133
Ah the museuem of sex. One of New york`s stranger attractions
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Male 4,594
I`m from Minnesota and I`m SO embarrassed. Unfortunately, that kind of stupidity WAY too common around here.
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Female 5,139
haha to errr is human
to arrrrr is pirate


i love it! :D :D

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Female 17
I love the Mr Toskana one. It`s from my hometown and he does it ALL THE TIME.
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Male 1,596
second to last taken off father ted - classic
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Female 4
hahaha Lyannovitch, best bit in father ted bit by far :D
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Male 534
These were all great!!!
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Female 253
They are awesome!!
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Male 173
Last One = Epic Public Fail (someone is getting fired)lol
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Female 3,727
Cause I know I hate when guys look over the stall at me while peeing...

That sucks!

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Male 204
If that many people have seen Steve, is he really imaginary? Or is this a case of "mass hysteria"?
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Male 2,553
These were the best in a long line of wins... I luv `em all! Awesome!
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Female 7,838
Steve is not missing, he has merely decided to follow a more productive way of life. The mortgage payments were difficult to keep up and he now has a better paying job and put less tome into socialising.
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Male 61
chachahcchahpcahchaphcaphahchaphcahc
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Female 13
m0527j3 was right. The sign for Lake Chargog-etc. is spelled wrong. There was a whole news story about it like a month ago on the local. Apparently a middle schooler realized it and they have since fixed it. That.. made.. the... news..
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Female 3
Looks like a number of people have seen Steve.
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Male 216
Mmmmmm Cocaine and Waffles. My favorite!
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Female 5
whats with sign number two?
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Male 18
Squirrels are biologically incapable of carrying rabies, therefore I WILL drating park here and you can shove it up your ass.
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Female 232
correction.. that was to #2
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Female 232
to #1:"White powder, White powder!" hahahahaha That came from my husband.. with the Hitler Seig heil arm move and all. I lost it.
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Male 9,306
draquoir, where the hell have you been!? It`s the hottest thing right now! :D
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Female 236
"I didn`t know Gay sex was in..."

I know! Damn it I wish someone told me before I married a member of the opposite sex!

I`m so last season and I didn`t even know it!

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Female 10
The name of the lake in Webster means something like You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and no one fishes in the middle... I haven`t heard it since I was little though
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Female 523
hahaha @ cocaine and waffles... obviously the breakfast of champions.
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Male 1,051
I didn`t know Gay sex was in...
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Female 428
I see stuff like #2 a lot. For some reason, no one really checks the short hand that goes on signs in retail. So you end up with supremacist cake mixes...
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Male 1,153
FATHER TED! HOORAY!
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Male 1,666
Oh God.. there are like hundreds of those "Sign not in use" signs on the Arizona freeways. And we`re complaining about State debt..
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Male 1,381
"Food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil.

No one will talk to you at parties."

i LOVE it.

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Male 376
Down with this sort of thing
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Male 9,306
Annem, here at I-am-bored.com we treasure the simple pleasures of writing in English properly. Using nouns, verbs, adjectives, proper grammar, and sentence structure are all things we can agree on and take pride in.

We as a social community urge you and encourage you to learn how to speak and write this great and sometimes challenging language properly so we may be able to understand you all the better.

Thank you. :)

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Female 84
Yes! Down with this sort of thing, whatever we`re here for, huzzah!
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Male 845
that makes me want cocaine and waffles
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Male 13,624
Enchilada - wha? you a toilet counter?
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Female 931
the toilet one has been seen 34534 times.
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Female 9,403
My brain gave up after the first syllable on the lake what-you-call-it.
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Female 49
#18 was soo funny...i laughed on that for a long time.
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Male 159
I love the Indian sign. lolz
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Male 1,918
err and arrrr are kind of kewl
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Male 13,624
annem - GO take some english lessons, so folk can understand WTF you is on about
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Male 51
*Love not sex
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Male 51
I am pretty sure that Institute of Oral Sex is in Atlanta.
I`ve passed it before.
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Male 976
"wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)
^^^^

I am utterly astonished at that remark, you should be banned just for writing that sentence."

I agree. The one thing I like about IAB is that people here can actually type correctly.

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Male 2,510
wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)

^^^^

I am utterly astonished at that remark, you should be banned just for writing that sentence.

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Female 243
I looked up Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaoggagoggchaubunaguhgamaugg, and apparently it is spelled wrong.
Dang signs spelling simple lake names wrong.
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Female 3
wow tose are sooooo gey but soooo funny!!!:)
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Female 118
OH CRAP that tribe`s called the Nipmuc?! I always called the nipmunk. I feel so disrepectful...
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Female 1,604
will you get lost byjenna sheesh
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Female 262
I recognized the Father Ted Sign as well! Great show!

"Who ees thees? Zere is no Creely `ere" :D

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Male 9,306
I like the brutally honest signs that don`t mince words.

"DON`T TOUCH THIS YOU WILL DIE YOU IDIOT!" I want to see that on an electric fence.

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Female 3,828
i love these. i honestly dont think ill ever get sick of them.
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Female 30
hahahaha... the birds poo one is close to where i live. its in the new jersey adventure aquarium. pretty funny stuff.
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Male 84
haha! i love the father ted reference `down with this sort of thing` :D
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Male 404
Windows sucks,
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Female 190
"Down with this sort of thing" is my favourite.

Father Ted = Win

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Male 1,678
careful now
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Female 15,763
Lake seizurewhiletyping...

Also, I really want to visit the museum of sex... :O

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Female 288
mmm I love cocaine and waffles...
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Male 4,807
2 beer or less express..... LMAO
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Female 282
no underwater smoking? awwwww
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Female 122
i like how at the end of the DO NOT PARK HERE it says "or you will seriously piss off the b*tch who pays good money for this garage. And noboy wants that" haha so funny
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Male 3,482
Now that sh*t seems to be in working order again around IAB (for now), I can be contented.

I loved the little add-on at the bottom of the "Do not Park here" sign. If you don`t care about the ancestor god, or whatever it was, you should DEFINITELY care about pissing off the b*tch who pays good money for the garage spot.

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Male 360
Haha who uses windows?
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Male 13,624
Mikeado - Yeah, I saw that, love that sign
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Male 2,855
mmmm waffles...
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Male 56
That one was really good. Definetly going to show to all my friends. Thanks, fancylad. :D
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Male 13,624
Although to join in the fun ......

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Female 2,672
lol, express urinal
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Female 1,043
lol xD
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Male 13,624
Seriously I could put a hundred comments about these signs, so in the interests of economy,
I LOVE EM ALL!!!
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Female 169
I like the small print on the "do not park here" sign

"You will also seriously piss off the bitch who pays good money for this garage and nobody wants that."

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Male 2,159
I saw the first one on TopGear - there was a better one though...

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Female 4,197
bahahahahahaaa! Omg, so many awesome signs. I thought the `missing invisible friend` one was cute as hell. The really long lake name done my head in and the long `do not park here` sign was also awesome
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Male 19,884
Link: 23 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - As usual, the best signs are always the most offensive. Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
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