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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Link: 22 Beer Bongs for the Ages - Only one weekend under the semester`s belt and you guys are already going crazy. Pace yourself!
  2. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    in 21 is that Jeremy Paxman... or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
  3. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    don`t look at me! i`m not legal drinking age yet >.>
  4. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    ahh.. the convenient car-sized beer bong... and the mt dew one is no more than a funnel...
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    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Hmmm, gravity x (beer + funnel + tube) = BeerBong.

    Algebra finally makes sense!

    Let`s get wasted!

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    September 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Woah, hot chicks and beer bongs... my day is NOW complete !!!!
  7. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    i hope the one with the little kid was fake..
  8. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    21 looks more like John Kerry to me, but it would be hilarious if it was Paxman
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    September 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    ok first of all, what`s with the two pics that have kids... uncool man. and secondly, the mtn dew one was the most pathetic excuse for a beer bong I have ever seen.
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    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    I hope those kids (the littluns) aren`t drinking alcohol. Though I suppose it`s not illegal as long as they`re with parents. Still wrong though. That is Sen. John Kerry in 21, something tells me he didn`t actually chug that.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    September 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Some of these are not for the ages. just because a hot chick drinks any kind of beer bong at all does not make it awesome. the beer bong itself must be awesome first. then its a double win if the hot chick takes it all.
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    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    John Kerry????!!!
  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    YAY FOR LIVER DAMAGE! :D
  14. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    #10 was great for the hawtness (not that anyone was looking for that or anything)
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    September 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    I swear blind that the girl drinking in #20 is my PE teacher.
  16. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    None of these were really that great. :/
  17. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    what`s that girl in the all white outfit with the skirt on doing? sipping it?
  18. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    John Kerry, you got some `splainin to do!
  19. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    #15 is the octabong. The guy who invented was my real estate agent.
  20. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Beerbong: the only way for secret homos to act out their darkest fantasies.
  21. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    What`s the point of a beer bong?
  22. Profile photo of ChiefRocka
    ChiefRocka Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Are you serious Sparklebabys?
  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Only in Iowa...
  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    awesome
  25. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    "What`s the point of a beer bong?"

    Drinking more beer faster so you have less time to think about how stupid the idea was to begin with.

  26. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Can anybody say, `backwash`?
  27. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    How idiotic.
  28. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    responsible parenting/friending there...
  29. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    THEY NEED TO FRIGGIN` NUMBER THESE PICS
  30. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    drinking is fun...
  31. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Dude, that John Kerry pic just killed my buzz.
  32. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    ditto darkgear6
  33. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Oh freshman year and the wonderful beer bong. The only way one can actually force Beast Light down without choking on it.

    Can`t do that anymore though...

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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    aaaah women suckin on hoses. lovely
  35. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    the kids drinking out of them is so wrong. I also dont get the whole `beer bong` thing. Seems like to much effort. Just gimme a beer, pop the top off and lemme drink it.

    I`m a simple person

  36. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    I agree with Shellie84 but I don`t like beer so it all seems strange to me.
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    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    beast light? if your mean bud light that poo is like water try drinking some steel reserve ya dratin pussy
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    usmarine0400 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Does it look like the dude in #2 is sporting wood all over the chicks @ss?
  39. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    liking the amount of skinpy dressed women here. and that 6 year old ;)
  40. Profile photo of RearEchelon
    RearEchelon Male 18-29
    139 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    The sole reason for the beer bong is so you can drink a 6-pack in less than the time it takes to normally drink 1 beer.
  41. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    "Does it look like the dude in #2 is sporting wood all over the chicks @ss?"

    Yes, yes it does. lol

  42. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Man, I can`t WAIT for college.
  43. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    Beast Light is the nickname for Milwaukee`s Best Light, and you don`t have to tell me its swill. But when you are 18 and in college, you don`t have too many options, being underage and all.

    Nowadays I am a fan of Russian imperial stouts, barleywines, porters, Trappist ales, ya know the good stuff. Might want to retract that pussy statement.

  44. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    their mothers must be so proud
  45. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    the ones with kids make me sick
  46. Profile photo of Megra333
    Megra333 Female 18-29
    93 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    I don`t know who mentioned the Beast...but that was all we drank freshmen and sophomore year of college (in central Wisconsin)...we would do beer bongs of Beast only! lol
  47. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    Ha Ha. The one with Maria Sharapova was priceless!
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    @shunpo IKRlol
  49. Profile photo of Piglet101
    Piglet101 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    well i feel sorry 4 u american guys cos here in Aussie the legal age 2 drink is 18
  50. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    nice to see the kids studying so hard .... NOT !!!!!! what a waste of their parents money!! those kids are freakin` pathetic!!!!! GROW THE F**K UP YOU SORRY LITTLE SHI*TS!!!!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    epic
  52. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    I have never quite gotten the point of beer bongs. What can you do with a beer bong that you can`t do with a keg of beer? Drown in fermented hops? It`s just like keg stands. I just don`t get it.
  53. Profile photo of Megra333
    Megra333 Female 18-29
    93 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    It`s easier, probably faster, and you can count how much you`ve drank ;) hahaha
  54. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Piglet101
    "well i feel sorry 4 u american guys cos here in Aussie the legal age 2 drink is 18"

    I`m not. I`m glad 18 year olds can`t legally drink. 21 year olds are annoying enough at the bar.

  55. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    I would thoroughly enjoy sticking it into any of those chicks. Except the fat one. And the kid.
  56. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    Gexxo - When done right (hold the tube vertical, not angled), gravity just pushes the column of beer down your throat directly into your stomach - its an odd sensation, just this column of beer pouring in, you can`t stop it short of removing the tube and it spills everywhere.

    That’s why super tall ones are for show and retarded.

    The human stomach can`t take 15 feet of beer. If you overload it, you`ll just puke it up right away due to sheer lack of physical space in your stomach.

    Its all about gravity. If a water bong is held up five feet, then the pressure pushing down on the beer is as if you were under five feet of water.

    YOU CAN SLAM THREE BEERS AT ONCE IN A FEW SECONDS. A keg stand is just drinking from the tube, you have to swallow. With a beer bong, it just forces its way into your stomach.

    P.S. Cute girl in tennis skirt (by tennis courts) is at Michigan State.

    P.P.S. Hot girl panty beer-bong parties FTW. I love college...

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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    maybe im just getting old and prefer not to throw up but i always wait for the foam to disappear before i do a beer bong. Guess im not that cool.
  58. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    Only people who don`t know what they are doing beer bong foamy beer. Its not hard to wait for the bubbles to rise.

    Cool kids clear their bongs of bubbles before imbibing.

  59. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    What`s the deal with the 2 pictures of little kids? That`s messed up.
  60. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Let me retract one thing I said - those bongs with valves on them are pretty sweet.
  61. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:06 am
    Most of these pictures I see a bunch of foam in `em. People don`t know how to pour an effin` beer.
  62. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:35 am
    anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?
  63. Profile photo of JoshT
    JoshT Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 2:25 am
    "anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?"

    no, quite simply, no

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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:59 am
    #12 looks like he`s trying to get a better reception from an antenna. And I guess I better put my application in to Notre Dame (even though their football team SUCKS!).
  65. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:07 am
    "anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?"
    AHHHH way to make me look
  66. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:23 am
    the guy in number 6 looks like DJ Reflux, if anyone knows who that is
  67. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:53 am
    I don`t understand this whole `beer bong` thing, why don`t you just drink the beer normally?
  68. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Oh, they must be engineering students. I see.
  69. Profile photo of EvilBloop
    EvilBloop Male 18-29
    93 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 10:38 am
    I hope the people drinking Guinness aren`t in the US. The stuff they put in it to preserve it makes it taste like poo compared to buying it in Scotland, were it taste like the tears of God.
  70. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:08 am
    @ EvilBloop

    Hey man it all we got and even if the stuff they put in it makes it taste like poo it still tastes better than anyother beer we got here. All our beer sucks.

  71. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:40 am
    PLEEZ tell me the guy in #6 disguised the drink as beer!!
  72. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    "I don`t understand this whole `beer bong` thing, why don`t you just drink the beer normally?"
    It`s so the sober people can enjoy watching drunk people attempt to get a ping pong ball in a cup, in order to drink even more beer.
    Sounds like fun to me.
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    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    @ EvilBloop

    Actually it taste like ear wax, don`t ask how I know, but I still looooove it.

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    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    #6 and #22, WTF?
  75. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    why do we not get these in england??
    or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?
  76. Profile photo of huskermike
    huskermike Male 18-29
    25 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    "It`s so the sober people can enjoy watching drunk people attempt to get a ping pong ball in a cup, in order to drink even more beer.
    Sounds like fun to me."

    You`re confusing beer bong with beer pong (although both are fun).

    Beer bongs are used to chug beer faster than you could out of a can/bottle. There is a valve either by the funnel or toward the end of the tube. Close valve - pour beer - open valve. Gravity does the rest, basically forcing the beer down your throat.

    Probably don`t see them in England/Europe much because the drinking age is lower there, so teens/college students are used to drinking by high school. In the U.S., though, the drinking culture of young people is different, since they don`t "grow up drinking", or being able to drink legally.

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    docadoodle Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    You know that I would expect this out of a bunch of college kids, but giving the stuff to the little ones not cool at all. Can we say stupid?!


    I think so.

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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    philippic

    why do we not get these in england??
    or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?

    ------------------------------------------------

    Most, if not all, of these people did not buy these beer bongs straight off a store shelf. Most people buy the materials from say a Home Depot and make them themselves, here is a link so you can construct one yourself and be the first person on your block to bring one to the party!

    http://www.wikihow.com/Construct-a-Beer-...

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    ginspeachys Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    The second picture looks like Lake Havasue, Arizona.
  80. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:31 am
    Phillippic - because people in England aren`t f~cking idiots.
  81. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    "why do we not get these in england??
    or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?"

    I`m going to assume you are talking about attractive women.

  82. Profile photo of king_slayer
    king_slayer Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    yay beer and hot chicks
  83. Profile photo of NuttyDump
    NuttyDump Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    5 FTW HELL YA!
  84. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    i`ve never seen the point of these things.

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