22 Beer Bongs for the Ages [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Only one weekend under the semester"s belt and you guys are already going crazy. Pace yourself!
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Female 778
i`ve never seen the point of these things.
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Male 41
5 FTW HELL YA!
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Male 34
yay beer and hot chicks
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Male 240
"why do we not get these in england??
or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?"

I`m going to assume you are talking about attractive women.

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Male 287
Phillippic - because people in England aren`t f~cking idiots.
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Female 2
The second picture looks like Lake Havasue, Arizona.
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Male 1,550
philippic

why do we not get these in england??
or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?

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Most, if not all, of these people did not buy these beer bongs straight off a store shelf. Most people buy the materials from say a Home Depot and make them themselves, here is a link so you can construct one yourself and be the first person on your block to bring one to the party!

http://www.wikihow.com/Construct-a-Beer-...

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Female 28
You know that I would expect this out of a bunch of college kids, but giving the stuff to the little ones not cool at all. Can we say stupid?!


I think so.

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Male 25
"It`s so the sober people can enjoy watching drunk people attempt to get a ping pong ball in a cup, in order to drink even more beer.
Sounds like fun to me."

You`re confusing beer bong with beer pong (although both are fun).

Beer bongs are used to chug beer faster than you could out of a can/bottle. There is a valve either by the funnel or toward the end of the tube. Close valve - pour beer - open valve. Gravity does the rest, basically forcing the beer down your throat.

Probably don`t see them in England/Europe much because the drinking age is lower there, so teens/college students are used to drinking by high school. In the U.S., though, the drinking culture of young people is different, since they don`t "grow up drinking", or being able to drink legally.

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Male 1,704
why do we not get these in england??
or why do we not see these at parties etc in england?
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Male 155
#6 and #22, WTF?
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Male 289
@ EvilBloop

Actually it taste like ear wax, don`t ask how I know, but I still looooove it.

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Female 355
"I don`t understand this whole `beer bong` thing, why don`t you just drink the beer normally?"
It`s so the sober people can enjoy watching drunk people attempt to get a ping pong ball in a cup, in order to drink even more beer.
Sounds like fun to me.
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Male 463
PLEEZ tell me the guy in #6 disguised the drink as beer!!
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Male 135
@ EvilBloop

Hey man it all we got and even if the stuff they put in it makes it taste like poo it still tastes better than anyother beer we got here. All our beer sucks.

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Male 93
I hope the people drinking Guinness aren`t in the US. The stuff they put in it to preserve it makes it taste like poo compared to buying it in Scotland, were it taste like the tears of God.
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Male 321
Oh, they must be engineering students. I see.
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Male 221
I don`t understand this whole `beer bong` thing, why don`t you just drink the beer normally?
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Male 420
the guy in number 6 looks like DJ Reflux, if anyone knows who that is
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Male 197
"anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?"
AHHHH way to make me look
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Male 976
#12 looks like he`s trying to get a better reception from an antenna. And I guess I better put my application in to Notre Dame (even though their football team SUCKS!).
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Male 56
"anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?"

no, quite simply, no

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Male 413
anyone else notice the guy in the second pictures massive stiffy?
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Male 221
Most of these pictures I see a bunch of foam in `em. People don`t know how to pour an effin` beer.
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Male 4,014
Let me retract one thing I said - those bongs with valves on them are pretty sweet.
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Female 525
What`s the deal with the 2 pictures of little kids? That`s messed up.
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Male 4,014
Only people who don`t know what they are doing beer bong foamy beer. Its not hard to wait for the bubbles to rise.

Cool kids clear their bongs of bubbles before imbibing.

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Male 216
maybe im just getting old and prefer not to throw up but i always wait for the foam to disappear before i do a beer bong. Guess im not that cool.
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Male 4,014
Gexxo - When done right (hold the tube vertical, not angled), gravity just pushes the column of beer down your throat directly into your stomach - its an odd sensation, just this column of beer pouring in, you can`t stop it short of removing the tube and it spills everywhere.

That’s why super tall ones are for show and retarded.

The human stomach can`t take 15 feet of beer. If you overload it, you`ll just puke it up right away due to sheer lack of physical space in your stomach.

Its all about gravity. If a water bong is held up five feet, then the pressure pushing down on the beer is as if you were under five feet of water.

YOU CAN SLAM THREE BEERS AT ONCE IN A FEW SECONDS. A keg stand is just drinking from the tube, you have to swallow. With a beer bong, it just forces its way into your stomach.

P.S. Cute girl in tennis skirt (by tennis courts) is at Michigan State.

P.P.S. Hot girl panty beer-bong parties FTW. I love college...

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Male 720
I would thoroughly enjoy sticking it into any of those chicks. Except the fat one. And the kid.
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Male 568
Piglet101
"well i feel sorry 4 u american guys cos here in Aussie the legal age 2 drink is 18"

I`m not. I`m glad 18 year olds can`t legally drink. 21 year olds are annoying enough at the bar.

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Female 93
It`s easier, probably faster, and you can count how much you`ve drank ;) hahaha
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Male 672
I have never quite gotten the point of beer bongs. What can you do with a beer bong that you can`t do with a keg of beer? Drown in fermented hops? It`s just like keg stands. I just don`t get it.
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Male 485
epic
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Female 244
nice to see the kids studying so hard .... NOT !!!!!! what a waste of their parents money!! those kids are freakin` pathetic!!!!! GROW THE F**K UP YOU SORRY LITTLE SHI*TS!!!!!!!!
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Female 23
well i feel sorry 4 u american guys cos here in Aussie the legal age 2 drink is 18
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Female 5,222
@shunpo IKRlol
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Male 2,372
Ha Ha. The one with Maria Sharapova was priceless!
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Female 93
I don`t know who mentioned the Beast...but that was all we drank freshmen and sophomore year of college (in central Wisconsin)...we would do beer bongs of Beast only! lol
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Male 617
the ones with kids make me sick
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Male 1,381
their mothers must be so proud
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Male 1,254
Beast Light is the nickname for Milwaukee`s Best Light, and you don`t have to tell me its swill. But when you are 18 and in college, you don`t have too many options, being underage and all.

Nowadays I am a fan of Russian imperial stouts, barleywines, porters, Trappist ales, ya know the good stuff. Might want to retract that pussy statement.

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Male 1,666
Man, I can`t WAIT for college.
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Female 1,593
"Does it look like the dude in #2 is sporting wood all over the chicks @ss?"

Yes, yes it does. lol

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Male 139
The sole reason for the beer bong is so you can drink a 6-pack in less than the time it takes to normally drink 1 beer.
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Male 906
liking the amount of skinpy dressed women here. and that 6 year old ;)
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Male 38
Does it look like the dude in #2 is sporting wood all over the chicks @ss?
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Male 126
beast light? if your mean bud light that poo is like water try drinking some steel reserve ya dratin pussy
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Male 144
I agree with Shellie84 but I don`t like beer so it all seems strange to me.
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Female 4,197
the kids drinking out of them is so wrong. I also dont get the whole `beer bong` thing. Seems like to much effort. Just gimme a beer, pop the top off and lemme drink it.

I`m a simple person

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Male 2,619
aaaah women suckin on hoses. lovely
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Male 1,254
Oh freshman year and the wonderful beer bong. The only way one can actually force Beast Light down without choking on it.

Can`t do that anymore though...

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Male 473
ditto darkgear6
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Male 1,590
Dude, that John Kerry pic just killed my buzz.
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Male 338
drinking is fun...
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Male 1,378
THEY NEED TO FRIGGIN` NUMBER THESE PICS
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Female 1,572
responsible parenting/friending there...
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Male 367
How idiotic.
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Male 117
Can anybody say, `backwash`?
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Male 599
"What`s the point of a beer bong?"

Drinking more beer faster so you have less time to think about how stupid the idea was to begin with.

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Female 3,828
awesome
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Female 9,477
Only in Iowa...
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Male 65
Are you serious Sparklebabys?
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Male 505
What`s the point of a beer bong?
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Male 967
Beerbong: the only way for secret homos to act out their darkest fantasies.
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Male 302
#15 is the octabong. The guy who invented was my real estate agent.
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Male 1,002
John Kerry, you got some `splainin to do!
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Female 1,604
what`s that girl in the all white outfit with the skirt on doing? sipping it?
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Female 519
None of these were really that great. :/
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Male 4,680
I swear blind that the girl drinking in #20 is my PE teacher.
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Male 373
#10 was great for the hawtness (not that anyone was looking for that or anything)
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Male 9,306
YAY FOR LIVER DAMAGE! :D
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Male 159
John Kerry????!!!
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Female 3,598
Some of these are not for the ages. just because a hot chick drinks any kind of beer bong at all does not make it awesome. the beer bong itself must be awesome first. then its a double win if the hot chick takes it all.
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Male 59
I hope those kids (the littluns) aren`t drinking alcohol. Though I suppose it`s not illegal as long as they`re with parents. Still wrong though. That is Sen. John Kerry in 21, something tells me he didn`t actually chug that.
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Female 751
ok first of all, what`s with the two pics that have kids... uncool man. and secondly, the mtn dew one was the most pathetic excuse for a beer bong I have ever seen.
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Male 149
21 looks more like John Kerry to me, but it would be hilarious if it was Paxman
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Male 978
i hope the one with the little kid was fake..
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Male 4,807
Woah, hot chicks and beer bongs... my day is NOW complete !!!!
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Male 639
Hmmm, gravity x (beer + funnel + tube) = BeerBong.

Algebra finally makes sense!

Let`s get wasted!

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Male 579
ahh.. the convenient car-sized beer bong... and the mt dew one is no more than a funnel...
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Male 397
don`t look at me! i`m not legal drinking age yet >.>
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Male 211
in 21 is that Jeremy Paxman... or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
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Male 20,188
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