20 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Well, some of them are tasteless--the others are just retarded.
There are 75 comments:
Female 500
83nu- shut up you bitchy republican whore
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Male 148
I personally laughed my arse off at the `Thank you for stealing my tree.` Sign. Great post. I love these.
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Male 89
They left one out - the one with Obama and the word "Hope". Now that`s a joke.
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Male 19
Richard Wu is a dick choker
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Male 19
I`m a retard
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Female 36
So were am I going to practice my ninja skills then D:>
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Female 236
tobacco sucks
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Female 97
#3
LMFAO!
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Male 525
Bloody spambots give me a bad name
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Male 1,666
Wow, that tobacco one seems to be from the 20`s, when the anti-tobacco health movement didn`t even come around until like the 60`s or so. Interesting, I guess that was a squashed local movement.
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Male 1,378
saved
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Male 1,590
Is it my imagination, or does the Dr. Juma sign appear to be written in blood?
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Male 254
Last pic FTW!!
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Female 196
where else can i practice my secret ninja skills?
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Male 5,194
"Bewithed piole" - ? WTF?
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Male 1,093
Hey, Christian Bail does not suck Nazi Batman!
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Male 5,094
Howdy, Jim-Bob, is the squril any good t`day?

Also, old school batman made me laugh long and hard.

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Female 751
the last one is epic!
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Female 961
lol last sign rocks
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Female 23
love the last sign!!!
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Male 4,793
these spam bots wouldn`t bother me if they could put a decent sentence together.

wtf does `never happen this...` mean? i think they are just picking random words and glueing them together now.

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Female 119
why does bob think anyone would want him?
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Female 3,828
lol these are awesome
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Male 2,372
These are great. lol

Nice one, mods!

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Male 713
"If you can`t practice secret ninja skills in the basement then where can you? What is this world coming to."

If you`re good, anywhere.

If you`re looking to begin, dont bother !

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Male 431
there has to be some kind of law against the third to last lol
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Female 1,313
Christian Bale Sucks!!! FTW!!!
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Male 906
hahaha i think those were quite tasty
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Female 67
Jesus did poop.
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Female 122
the last one made me lol all over the place
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Female 408
It`s true, Jesus said he was "about to spit out eh Lukewarm followers, for they were neither cold nor hot...."so either stand for him or don`t but hover over the seat.
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Male 897
some of these are in extremely good taste. Who submitted this dickbrainery?
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Male 1,051
That`s some pretty cheap deer.
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Male 46
No pirates? What a killjoy!
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Male 62
You can see the highway sign on google maps street view if you look up the highway numbers... I`ve always found that intersection to be fun
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Male 204
dirrea is not allowed neither r piretes or sex or any of that bullpoo fancy or whoever took these ur mother is a motherdrater fancylad i hate u fancypoo
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Male 12,138
Ha, nice wheel, Lion!
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Female 163
Number 8 isn`t weird.. Corn hole is a game... Quite entertaining, really.
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Female 673
The Revelations one is true. It says, "Will spit you out" in most English translations but in the original greek, the word more accurately translates to "vomit".
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Male 2,576
5 Down is actually not really silly. A lose magneto wire = severed arm if you`re lucky.
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Female 1,572
I can`t believe that highway sign is real o___0
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Female 9,402
Pirates ftw.
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Male 347
The highway sign is in Concord, NC. I pass it on the way to work every day. The first time I saw it I was amused and thought it would make a good picture, but I never got around to it.
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Male 227
should i take a piture of a truck with this on the side

WTF

WINDOWS TILE FLOORING

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Male 219
Reminds me of the one time I really needed my camera and didn`t have it with me.

I was sitting on a bus, not really enjoying a long, slow and very hot journey when we came to a town called Mysore in the state of Karnataka in southern India. As we dodged the past the suicidal lorries, rickshaws and cows I suddenly noticed, through the fog of diesel fumes and dust, a shop that sold water containers called.....

Wait for it...

This is true I swear...

Mysore Butts!

I laughed so much I think the other people on the bus thought I was possessed. If you`re ever in Mysore check it out.

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Male 549
That pirate sign may very well be the greatest thing ever.
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Male 3,314
#1 translates to:

diarrhea is very dangerous
give your child
oral serum

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Female 5,222
ROFL the danger sign of getting your head half chopped.. is awesome
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Male 324
If any of you live near Louisville, Kentucky...maybe someone can vouch for this. I was there once on a road trip, stopped to piss, looked at a store sign and it said "Cox`s Smokers Outlet". It`s 100% real unless it has gone out of business as I saw it in 2004, the funniest phuckin thing I have ever seen. If you are near there, it`s on the south side right off I-65 near a BP gas station.
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Male 7,585
#1 dont drink the water
#6 i like this guys style
#19 the most confusing group of road signs ever
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Male 4,680
Saved that picture to my hard-drive. Lion, you are truly a god amongst men.
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Male 985
omg win lion
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Male 1,381
(1) lion, you rock.
(2) i`m calling bob.
(3) you`ve heard of ice cream trucks? that`s a feral meat truck. very popular `round these parts. :- )
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Female 15,763
What kind of horrible person steals trees...!?

Also, Lion... the only thing I have to say to that is *right click save*.

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Female 4,197
lol lion, nice wheel.

Go bob, It`s good to see a man who knows what he wants and goes for it :)

Also, loved the hole in the wall with the ninja sign on it and the poor discriminated pirates sign

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Male 190
yeah well good old Dr. Juma made me a millionaire with his casino skills..
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Male 8,302
I`m confused, but luckily I have my IAB Wheel of Power with me:

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Female 299
18 IS PIRATIST.
join my equal rights for pirates campaign.
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Male 1,718
#1= diarrhea cannonball?? :P

The Ultimate shoduken.

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Male 25,416
HA that sign pic is so fake! but alas people allways discriminate against the pirates! :) Yarrr
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Female 256
Anyone got Dr. Juma`s number?

I could really do with a stronger pennis.

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Male 3,425
Hahaha, Jesus Poo`d Too, that made me laugh
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Male 364
Doctor Juma, Finally an affordable doctor for those without health insurance.
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Male 976
#1= diarrhea cannonball?? :P
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Male 418
Corn hole really isn`t too popular outside of Cincinnati is it?
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Male 587
If you can`t practice secret ninja skills in the basement then where can you? What is this world coming to.
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Male 606
No pirates? This is discrimination!

*slams fist on table*

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Male 485
no pirates :(
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Male 4,807
REV 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Wow, What a picky son-a-bitch

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Male 480
#18 is blatent discrimination against my people! How dare they turn away Pastafarians simply based on appearance. His Noodliness is watching you
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Male 1,164
WTB the tobacco sign.
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Female 30
the last one made me giggle a little
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Male 4,594
LMAO, Cats for $1.00. While that`s WAY overpriced, I think it`s great. Cat`s make good Muskie bait.
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Female 931
no pirates? :(
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Male 19,865
Link: 20 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - Well, some of them are tasteless--the others are just retarded.
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