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Date: 09/01/09 12:06 PM

100 Responses to 19 Scenes of Utter Drunkenness [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Link: 19 Scenes of Utter Drunkenness - Summer`s over, students. This is pretty much what you can look forward to on your first week back at school.
  2. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Been there. Done that :-O LOL
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    #8 has an incredible afro.

    Or a wig. Personally hoping it`s the former.

  4. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    omg i lol`d all the way thru
    funny stuff
  5. Profile photo of TeamVenture
    TeamVenture Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    the bald green guy looks more like a weak attempt at art than a drunk. or maybe billy corgan.
  6. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Lmao
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    How not-drunk could the card guy`s friends have been to pull that off??
  8. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    thats fancy in pic 3
  9. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    ewww a green man!!!!
  10. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    And people ask me why I don`t drink...
  11. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    The cards one was very good.
  12. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Keep it classy
  13. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Remember the rule: If they take their shoes off, don`t drat with them. They went to sleep on purpose. If the shoes are on, though, it`s fair game.
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    I`ve never been that drunk. And my friends would never be that sadistic. Mabie.
  15. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Right there with ya Alpha1971

    OUCH!! For the last pic...hate to be him when he wakes up.

  16. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Cool rule actually. I likes the sound of it.
  17. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    And why would I want to watch this? Oh that`s right, I don`t.
  18. Profile photo of SmokyBuds420
    SmokyBuds420 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    In #3, is that a Baskin Robbins taster spoon in his ear? Awesome.

    #4? Gross. Nuff said.

    #17, Third one from the bottom. I feel really bad for his bellybutton. You know it got raped all night long.

  19. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    4th from last looks like he may be dead.
  20. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    yea mad i agree that step looks like its broken... most likely from the dudes head
  21. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    ooo, nice card house
  22. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Ya should`ve seen my Junior High school bash: have you ever passed out? What about in a leotard inside the Gym Coaches office (I don`t remember A THING so please don`t ask) LOL ;-)
  23. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    For some reason I hate all the ones that are just a random mismash of things you think would be funny. The card house and painted face look so much better than sharpie marks.
  24. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    HA, the last one cracks me up...look at his feets...they are laid completely over on their sides. He looks like a corpse and no one is paying any attention to him.
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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    vicious_liar
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    892 Posts Tuesday, September 1, 2009 2:33:34 PM
    And why would I want to watch this? Oh that`s right, I don`t.

    good thing nobody here is "watching" these pictures. so stfu. what was the last interesting thing u posted?

    o yea, nothing.

  26. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    That cracked me up too krabkat. The people are just walking by like "eh.."

    The guy decorated with food cracked me up, as well as "hobo the clown mr pee pants"

  27. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I don`t think that old man was drunk, I think he died. D:
  28. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    notice how they`re all guys.

    imagine what they`d do to the girls.

  29. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    that was last night for me
  30. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I wonder if any of those people died because of this. 3, for example, with their breathing partially obstructed (or maybe completely blocked) by plastic.

    How funny is it when you kill one of your "friends" for a laugh? Or let them die through your negligence.

  31. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    and that is why i dont get drunk
  32. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    People are such retarded drunkards >.<
  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    "notice how they`re all guys.
    imagine what they`d do to the girls."

    Whatever it is, I`m sure they wouldn`t take pictures. That wouldn`t be funny, that`d be evidence.

  34. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    "How funny is it when you kill one of your "friends" for a laugh? Or let them die through your negligence."
    ----------------------------------
    It`s freaking hilarious!
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    "notice how they`re all guys.

    imagine what they`d do to the girls."

    In the past, probably nothing. Nowadays, it`s more likely to be the same thing than it was in the past. Although it`s probably more likely to involved a fake beard and moustache drawn on.

  36. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    thats why i dont drink
  37. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    THE ONE INSIDE THE WALL, HAHAHAHAH
  38. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    and this is why you never pass out in front of your mates. Also, I`ve always wondered how people can get so pissed that they cant feel other people drawing on them or taping them up or even wetting themselves?!
  39. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Hah. Laughed at the card house one.
  40. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I agree Shellie... As pissed drunk as I`ve been in the past, I`ve never been SO wasted that I passed out like that...
  41. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:41:42 PM
    Hah. Laughed at the card house one.

    anyone else believe photoshop ruined every photo on the internet?

  42. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    they put the bra on upside down in 17....
  43. Profile photo of Old_Soldier
    Old_Soldier Male 40-49
    2 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    1. Never been that drunk (and I have been very drunk) 2. None of my friend suck that bad to do anything like that. They would make sure it didn`t happen. 3. It is funny to look at!
  44. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Shellie, my question to your question, is who has friends that are this dickish?
  45. Profile photo of FreshKitty
    FreshKitty Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    "they put the bra on upside down in 17...."

    Men only know how to take bras off, not put them on.

  46. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    How can someone draw on another person`s face in sharpie?!? That is so cruel.
  47. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Either the guy in #13 is dead or the cards are glued together.
  48. Profile photo of silversting
    silversting Female 40-49
    4 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    make sure to never get drunk with your friends
  49. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    how are drunk, homeless men that are passed out in the gutter funny?
  50. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    i think 13 is fake
  51. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    I`m never drinking alcoholic beer.
  52. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    If you`re gonna pass out, take off your shoes or else people will draw on you.
  53. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    OR MAYBE...
    they`re all really deep sleepers.
    LOL c:
  54. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    haha
  55. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm
  56. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Well there`s cute and funny, then there is just down right dickish. Leave it to the inebriated to not know the difference.
  57. Profile photo of Austiep
    Austiep Male 13-17
    101 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    13 is godly
  58. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    "Shellie, my question to your question, is who has friends that are this dickish?"

    too true. not me thankfully... well, Nicole would cause I`ve seen her do it to her brother once, but I stay up later than her :) Also if I have to sleep I can go home where I can`t be attacked lol

  59. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    "Card Castle on Sleeper" is Epic
  60. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Don`t mind telling you, if somebody messed with me when I was unconscious, I would really make them regret it.

    Especially if they took pictures. I`d make them suffer.

  61. Profile photo of Evilcupcake
    Evilcupcake Male 30-39
    82 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    its pictures like these is why I no longer drink enough to where I`m going to pass out
  62. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    #4: It took me a while to figure it out, but I think those are condiments.

    MyHyde, are your comments just gifs that you made, then saved them to a website and then added as an image?

  63. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    "how are drunk, homeless men that are passed out in the gutter funny?"

    Don`t ask me. It just is.

  64. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Some of these people really need to rethink their choice of friends. The house of cards is incredible. The drawings and bras are harmless, if a little uninspired. But tampons? That`s wholly unwarranted.
  65. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    Alcohol, one of the leading causes of traffic accidents, and from these photos, one huge cause of humiliation.

    I`m still gobsmacked at how people still insist on gobbling down ridiculous amounts of alcohol to reach this level.

    Taking for instance the example of Baelzar below (no insults meant dude, just giving an example), if one absolutely hates being messed with while being unconscious, uhhh... wouldn`t it be a wiser move to, ya know, not get unconscious at all?

  66. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    Rule of life #1: Never be the first one to pass out.

    WTF happened to #4?

  67. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:12 am
    So friggin sad. Alcohol seriously messes people up.
  68. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:13 am
    Cardhouse is epic... that is all.
  69. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:38 am
    Good thing that at the places I go we establish the rule that if you are sober enough to take your shhoes off before passing out, you are not a target.
  70. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:55 am
    some of them were gross others were epic and then again some were wtf
  71. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 2:30 am
    "make sure to never get drunk with your friends"

    No, make sure your friends aren`t total idiots.

  72. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:42 am
    I will never drink vodka or rum ever again. :P
  73. Profile photo of airf50
    airf50 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:43 am
    did that old guy fall asleep when he opened the door? because if he did thats my favourite.

    the others are just f****d up. but i also like the card one - if its real.

  74. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:48 am
    I can see why I dont drink anymore LOL.
  75. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:50 am
    Woooo! Ha-le-lujah!
  76. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:44 am
    Look, I saw an old fellow "drunk" on my way to work today; he was sitting on the sidewalk with a bottle and his ** **** hanging out. He looked like he was feeling PRETTY good. Maybe that would have made a good photo for this collage, eh?
  77. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 4:58 am
    like i will be on friday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN!!!
  78. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:29 am
    lol
  79. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:27 am
    How the hell do you do the one with the cards.
  80. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 6:59 am
    Don`t pass out around pooty friends. First rule of college.
  81. Profile photo of blackjack_j5
    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:01 am
    What`s sad is none of these are staged lol
  82. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:02 am
    LMAO
  83. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:53 am
    I miss college...

    The card one- Unless it`s just the way the pic was taken, it looks like the cards are on a slight inclination, so I think tape was probably involved...

  84. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Drunken bums are the best. Xd
  85. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:07 am
    @ Mustard guy, oh God, i would hate to have that in my ears >_<
  86. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:19 am
    wow a house of cards. nice.
  87. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 10:31 am
    You know you`ve drunk too much when...
  88. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 11:12 am
    I think 11 and 16 are dead!
  89. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
    #2- is that Ashton Kutcher?
  90. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    whoever built the house of cards will be real upset if the drunkard moves
  91. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm

  92. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    LMFAO....oh the ideas are boiling now
  93. Profile photo of PikoParty
    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:49 am
    better friends, you need to get em
  94. Profile photo of Fhorn
    Fhorn Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 8:17 am
    knew there was a reason i dont drink
  95. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    we cling filmed my mate when he was drunk then carried him to a different house about half a mile down the road, he really didnt know what was going on
  96. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    lol good times, good times.
  97. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    we cling filmed my mate, put him in the back of the lorry, had some bangers and mash, and then smoked a fag
  98. Profile photo of michael24895
    michael24895 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 3:17 am
    dam,i dont wanna pass out around you guys
  99. Profile photo of addiebaaddie
    addiebaaddie Male 30-39
    18 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    daddy

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