19 Scenes of Utter Drunkenness [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Summer"s over, students. This is pretty much what you can look forward to on your first week back at school.
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Male 18
daddy
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Male 95
dam,i dont wanna pass out around you guys
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Male 370
we cling filmed my mate, put him in the back of the lorry, had some bangers and mash, and then smoked a fag
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Male 439
lol good times, good times.
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Male 1,164
we cling filmed my mate when he was drunk then carried him to a different house about half a mile down the road, he really didnt know what was going on
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Male 11
knew there was a reason i dont drink
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Male 102
better friends, you need to get em
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Male 5,190
This is why I never fall asleep first.
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Male 443
LMFAO....oh the ideas are boiling now
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Female 160

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Male 463
whoever built the house of cards will be real upset if the drunkard moves
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Male 173
#2- is that Ashton Kutcher?
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Male 168
I think 11 and 16 are dead!
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Male 5,094
You know you`ve drunk too much when...
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Male 690
wow a house of cards. nice.
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Female 654
@ Mustard guy, oh God, i would hate to have that in my ears >_<
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Male 480
Drunken bums are the best. Xd
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Male 819
I miss college...

The card one- Unless it`s just the way the pic was taken, it looks like the cards are on a slight inclination, so I think tape was probably involved...

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Female 182
LMAO
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Male 26
What`s sad is none of these are staged lol
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Male 2,313
Don`t pass out around pooty friends. First rule of college.
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Female 9,402
How the hell do you do the one with the cards.
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 897
like i will be on friday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN!!!
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Male 228
Look, I saw an old fellow "drunk" on my way to work today; he was sitting on the sidewalk with a bottle and his ** **** hanging out. He looked like he was feeling PRETTY good. Maybe that would have made a good photo for this collage, eh?
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Male 3,425
Woooo! Ha-le-lujah!
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Male 114
I can see why I dont drink anymore LOL.
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Male 44
did that old guy fall asleep when he opened the door? because if he did thats my favourite.

the others are just f****d up. but i also like the card one - if its real.

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Male 976
I will never drink vodka or rum ever again. :P
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Female 924
"make sure to never get drunk with your friends"

No, make sure your friends aren`t total idiots.

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Female 97
some of them were gross others were epic and then again some were wtf
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Male 442
Good thing that at the places I go we establish the rule that if you are sober enough to take your shhoes off before passing out, you are not a target.
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Male 363
Cardhouse is epic... that is all.
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Male 2,553
So friggin sad. Alcohol seriously messes people up.
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Male 571
Rule of life #1: Never be the first one to pass out.

WTF happened to #4?

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Male 4,012
Alcohol, one of the leading causes of traffic accidents, and from these photos, one huge cause of humiliation.

I`m still gobsmacked at how people still insist on gobbling down ridiculous amounts of alcohol to reach this level.

Taking for instance the example of Baelzar below (no insults meant dude, just giving an example), if one absolutely hates being messed with while being unconscious, uhhh... wouldn`t it be a wiser move to, ya know, not get unconscious at all?

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Male 928
Some of these people really need to rethink their choice of friends. The house of cards is incredible. The drawings and bras are harmless, if a little uninspired. But tampons? That`s wholly unwarranted.
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Male 3,756
"how are drunk, homeless men that are passed out in the gutter funny?"

Don`t ask me. It just is.

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Male 3,756
#4: It took me a while to figure it out, but I think those are condiments.

MyHyde, are your comments just gifs that you made, then saved them to a website and then added as an image?

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Male 81
its pictures like these is why I no longer drink enough to where I`m going to pass out
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Male 1,399
Don`t mind telling you, if somebody messed with me when I was unconscious, I would really make them regret it.

Especially if they took pictures. I`d make them suffer.

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Male 2,576
"Card Castle on Sleeper" is Epic
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Female 4,197
"Shellie, my question to your question, is who has friends that are this dickish?"

too true. not me thankfully... well, Nicole would cause I`ve seen her do it to her brother once, but I stay up later than her :) Also if I have to sleep I can go home where I can`t be attacked lol

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Male 101
13 is godly
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Male 3,310
Well there`s cute and funny, then there is just down right dickish. Leave it to the inebriated to not know the difference.
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Male 494
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Female 239
haha
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Female 687
OR MAYBE...
they`re all really deep sleepers.
LOL c:
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Female 262
If you`re gonna pass out, take off your shoes or else people will draw on you.
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Male 1,051
I`m never drinking alcoholic beer.
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Male 80
i think 13 is fake
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Female 187
how are drunk, homeless men that are passed out in the gutter funny?
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Female 4
make sure to never get drunk with your friends
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Male 347
Either the guy in #13 is dead or the cards are glued together.
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Male 480
How can someone draw on another person`s face in sharpie?!? That is so cruel.
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Male 12
"they put the bra on upside down in 17...."

Men only know how to take bras off, not put them on.

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Male 1,666
Shellie, my question to your question, is who has friends that are this dickish?
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Male 2
1. Never been that drunk (and I have been very drunk) 2. None of my friend suck that bad to do anything like that. They would make sure it didn`t happen. 3. It is funny to look at!
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Female 901
they put the bra on upside down in 17....
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Male 2,855
Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:41:42 PM
Hah. Laughed at the card house one.

anyone else believe photoshop ruined every photo on the internet?

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Male 2,688
I agree Shellie... As pissed drunk as I`ve been in the past, I`ve never been SO wasted that I passed out like that...
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Male 670
Hah. Laughed at the card house one.
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Female 4,197
and this is why you never pass out in front of your mates. Also, I`ve always wondered how people can get so pissed that they cant feel other people drawing on them or taping them up or even wetting themselves?!
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Male 1,378
THE ONE INSIDE THE WALL, HAHAHAHAH
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Male 155
thats why i dont drink
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Male 12,365
"notice how they`re all guys.

imagine what they`d do to the girls."

In the past, probably nothing. Nowadays, it`s more likely to be the same thing than it was in the past. Although it`s probably more likely to involved a fake beard and moustache drawn on.

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Male 2,582
"How funny is it when you kill one of your "friends" for a laugh? Or let them die through your negligence."
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It`s freaking hilarious!
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Male 3,756
"notice how they`re all guys.
imagine what they`d do to the girls."

Whatever it is, I`m sure they wouldn`t take pictures. That wouldn`t be funny, that`d be evidence.

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Male 220
People are such retarded drunkards >.<
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Female 30
and that is why i dont get drunk
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Male 12,365
I wonder if any of those people died because of this. 3, for example, with their breathing partially obstructed (or maybe completely blocked) by plastic.

How funny is it when you kill one of your "friends" for a laugh? Or let them die through your negligence.

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Male 906
that was last night for me
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Female 178
notice how they`re all guys.

imagine what they`d do to the girls.

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Female 1,566
I don`t think that old man was drunk, I think he died. D:
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Male 535
That cracked me up too krabkat. The people are just walking by like "eh.."

The guy decorated with food cracked me up, as well as "hobo the clown mr pee pants"

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Male 330
vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
892 Posts Tuesday, September 1, 2009 2:33:34 PM
And why would I want to watch this? Oh that`s right, I don`t.

good thing nobody here is "watching" these pictures. so stfu. what was the last interesting thing u posted?

o yea, nothing.

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Female 1,260
HA, the last one cracks me up...look at his feets...they are laid completely over on their sides. He looks like a corpse and no one is paying any attention to him.
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Male 772
For some reason I hate all the ones that are just a random mismash of things you think would be funny. The card house and painted face look so much better than sharpie marks.
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Male 228
Ya should`ve seen my Junior High school bash: have you ever passed out? What about in a leotard inside the Gym Coaches office (I don`t remember A THING so please don`t ask) LOL ;-)
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Male 2,121
ooo, nice card house
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Male 354
yea mad i agree that step looks like its broken... most likely from the dudes head
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Male 7,378
4th from last looks like he may be dead.
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Female 11
In #3, is that a Baskin Robbins taster spoon in his ear? Awesome.

#4? Gross. Nuff said.

#17, Third one from the bottom. I feel really bad for his bellybutton. You know it got raped all night long.

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Male 1,226
And why would I want to watch this? Oh that`s right, I don`t.
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Male 1,718
Cool rule actually. I likes the sound of it.
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Female 854
Right there with ya Alpha1971

OUCH!! For the last pic...hate to be him when he wakes up.

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Male 10,440
I`ve never been that drunk. And my friends would never be that sadistic. Mabie.
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Female 1,006
Remember the rule: If they take their shoes off, don`t drat with them. They went to sleep on purpose. If the shoes are on, though, it`s fair game.
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Male 525
Keep it classy
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Male 964
The cards one was very good.
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Male 364
And people ask me why I don`t drink...
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Female 1,890
ewww a green man!!!!
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Male 7,933
thats fancy in pic 3
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Male 4,807
How not-drunk could the card guy`s friends have been to pull that off??
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Male 72
Lmao
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Male 59
the bald green guy looks more like a weak attempt at art than a drunk. or maybe billy corgan.
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Female 2,672
omg i lol`d all the way thru
funny stuff
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Male 4,680
#8 has an incredible afro.

Or a wig. Personally hoping it`s the former.

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Male 228
Been there. Done that :-O LOL
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Male 19,880
Link: 19 Scenes of Utter Drunkenness [Pics] [Rate Link] - Summer`s over, students. This is pretty much what you can look forward to on your first week back at school.
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