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Learn to spell before you make fun of others,douchebag.
...You just killed me inside.
Can you imagine the terrible deaths that would occur as the panic-stricken residents all suffocate as they desperately try to escape from the death trap quickly closing in on them? The cops would probably show up to see a hand trying to push through the plastic and the outline of a face with a deflated wall sucked into their mouth as they screamed knowing that life was slipping away?
Or imagine a really obese guy walking onto the second floor. Hope there`s nothing downstairs to destroy.
Also, I`ve had a dream with a house like that in it.
Yeah, and the best part is that they can just hose the whole thing down.
And then they go bouncy-bouncy all night?
Yeah, a slip and slide that smells like sh*t.
I WANT AN INFLATABLE HOUSE!
There, feel better? *sighs*
And I really do want a bouncy house. Imagine the never-ending fun!
It`s not a balloon house you tit, it`s a bouncy castle house.
But what if you want to cook D:
I WANT IT.
Plus a ball pit.
And giant cake.