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Date: 08/29/09 06:00 AM

68 Responses to You Just Got Hawkinged [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:00 am
    Link: You Just Got Hawkinged - And you probably still don`t get it.
  2. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:03 am
    lol yea, i don`t.
  3. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Jesus. Thats a helluva lot more Gravity, and therefore mass, than the earth.
    Btw, Stephen Hawkings just owned my mother.
  4. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
    yes, yes, yes! I like the lego stephen hawking picture hahaha
  5. Profile photo of AntEconomist
    AntEconomist Male 40-49
    356 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:19 am
    I believe he called my mother a black hole.
  6. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:36 am
    OK, Hawking officailly wins the Yo Mum Competition
  7. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:44 am
    WIN
  8. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:49 am
    "boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka.......boom"
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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:51 am
    okay...these jokes stopped being funny a long time ago.
  10. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:06 am
    Okay mister Hawking, I see your physics and raise you nerdisms.

    You`re mother is so fat, she fell into a portable hole and got stuck. Extra-dimensional spaces FTW!

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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:25 am
    all them getto ppl from yo mamma got nuffin on the hawk
  12. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    August 29, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Yeah, well yo mama`s so fat, she fell out of bed and caused the Big Bang.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    August 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Oh, so she`s a black hole.....
  14. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
    @lukas

    wwll yo mama so whory she got in bed and caused a big bang

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:01 am
    that was funny
  16. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:05 am
    ha! black hole mum!!!!
  17. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Yo mama so fat, when god said `let there be light` he asked her to move out of the way xD
  18. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Stephen Hawking: Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, theoretical physicist, prodigy, and the world`s best ventriloquist.
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:29 am
    I love yo mama jokes.
  20. Profile photo of TruckinPapa
    TruckinPapa Male 50-59
    17 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:11 am
    WOW! That is pretty close to 1000 times the speed of light.
  21. Profile photo of zombiefly
    zombiefly Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Actually, that is pretty close to 1 times the speed of light.
  22. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:54 am
    trucking papa either you are being facetious or you are genuinely misinformed that is a little faster than the speed of light of course it is rounded up. Ok that was freakin hilarious. Im gonna say this to all the gay ass physics majors in my building.
  23. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:02 am
    actually, both of you suck
  24. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
    drating awesome and i got it! XD
  25. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    lame >-(. Albert Einstein IS NOT amused!
  26. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    lol i get it shes being called a black hoe
  27. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    No turbotong, you don`t get it, you really don`t get it.
  28. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I think the really funny thing is the ridiculousness of Stephen Hawking in this picture.
  29. Profile photo of MrGrowley
    MrGrowley Female 13-17
    120 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    And I probably never will get it.... :(
  30. Profile photo of Ninjagamer12
    Ninjagamer12 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Einstein`s comment-Ooooooh SNAYP
  31. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    No she`s being called a planet
  32. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    trumple07 wins the universe.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Haven`t people got it yet? 20 years ago David Letterman bought a "special" person, put him in a remote control wheelchair, added a voice synthesizer you could send messages to via wireless LAN, and introduced him to the world as a super genius. And nobody`s figured it out yet and Letterman`s still laughing at his own 20 year old joke*.

    *As usual

  34. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Always puzzled me as to why his voicebox has a North American accent.

    Isn`t he from that London?

  35. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Escape Velocity is a b*tchin` game.
  36. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    RdDan, Wikipedia said that "The DECtalk DTC01 voice synthesizer he uses, which has an American accent, is no longer being produced. Asked why he has still kept it after so many years, Hawking mentioned that he has not heard a voice he likes better and that he identifies with it."
  37. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    Translation "Your mother is so fat, she is a blackhole"
  38. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Although now that I think about it, the joke should really say "massive" because being fat increases radius which decreases escape speed.
  39. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    This made me think of that Family Guy where Joe goes to some competition for cripples
  40. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Why u pickin` on Hawking? Thats mean. He`s done a lot for us...
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    srgkoala = noob at physics
  42. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    I lol`d

    I hope hell is warm.

  43. Profile photo of turtledude11
    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    the captions right; i dont get it.
  44. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    haha, he got me.
  45. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    I get it. That`s funny. Really good. Not sarcasm.
  46. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Gigglesnorts. I`m going to hell :/
  47. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    RIP Hawking and i dont get it
  48. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Hawking just pwned your mother.
  49. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    If you laugh, you`re going to hell.

    god dammit.

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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    Oh, and steelman, Hawking is still alive
  51. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:05 am
    For those who don`t get it, 3*10^8 m/s is (roughly) the speed of light.

    In other words, "Your mother`s ass has so much gravity, not even light escapes its surface"

  52. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:47 am
    poor hawking is always made fun of...
  53. Profile photo of Sir_Viking
    Sir_Viking Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:48 am
    XD GOOD LORD SHE`S A BLACK HOLE
  54. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:13 am
    oh god, i peed my pants. this is the greatest thing ever.
  55. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:23 am
    Translation: Yo mama is a black hole
  56. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    He should get a new voicebox which makes him sound like Darth Vader. Now that would be cool.
  57. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    haha

    thanks cookie for the translation

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    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:12 am
    ha black hole joke, thats funny
  59. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Apparently snoopdawgg doesn`t understand the formula for escape speed.
  60. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:49 am
    lol
  61. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    WOW your momma is a black hole!
  62. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    "Apparently snoopdawgg doesn`t understand the formula for escape speed."

    Yeah, makes me wonder how he can live with himself

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    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    actualy...i do
  64. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Ouch lol...now, is your mom condensed to usual size (ie: one unit of a black hole) or the supersize?
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    Tails-V3 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang...
  66. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    300,000,000 miles a second= your mom
    299,792,458 miles a second= speed of light
    scientific notions are fun!
  67. Profile photo of McGizzles
    McGizzles Male 13-17
    7 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    Meters/second not miles/second.
  68. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    April 14, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    XD that`s amazing

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