You Just Got Hawkinged [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

And you probably still don"t get it.
There are 68 comments:
Female 1,324
XD that`s amazing
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Male 7
Meters/second not miles/second.
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Male 227
300,000,000 miles a second= your mom
299,792,458 miles a second= speed of light
scientific notions are fun!
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Male 60
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang...
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Female 1,283
Ouch lol...now, is your mom condensed to usual size (ie: one unit of a black hole) or the supersize?
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Male 194
actualy...i do
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Male 15,510
"Apparently snoopdawgg doesn`t understand the formula for escape speed."

Yeah, makes me wonder how he can live with himself

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Male 15,510
WOW your momma is a black hole!
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Male 90
lol
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Male 299
Apparently snoopdawgg doesn`t understand the formula for escape speed.
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Male 65
ha black hole joke, thats funny
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Male 1,403
haha

thanks cookie for the translation

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Male 759
He should get a new voicebox which makes him sound like Darth Vader. Now that would be cool.
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Male 184
Translation: Yo mama is a black hole
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Female 1,077
oh god, i peed my pants. this is the greatest thing ever.
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Male 36
XD GOOD LORD SHE`S A BLACK HOLE
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Female 1,413
poor hawking is always made fun of...
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Male 336
For those who don`t get it, 3*10^8 m/s is (roughly) the speed of light.

In other words, "Your mother`s ass has so much gravity, not even light escapes its surface"

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Male 1,371
Oh, and steelman, Hawking is still alive
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Male 1,371
If you laugh, you`re going to hell.

god dammit.

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Male 167
Hawking just pwned your mother.
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Male 165
RIP Hawking and i dont get it
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Female 1,593
Gigglesnorts. I`m going to hell :/
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Male 172
I get it. That`s funny. Really good. Not sarcasm.
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Male 139
haha, he got me.
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Female 126
the captions right; i dont get it.
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Male 2,238
I lol`d

I hope hell is warm.

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Male 480
srgkoala = noob at physics
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Male 10,440
Why u pickin` on Hawking? Thats mean. He`s done a lot for us...
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Female 115
This made me think of that Family Guy where Joe goes to some competition for cripples
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Male 299
Although now that I think about it, the joke should really say "massive" because being fat increases radius which decreases escape speed.
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Male 299
Translation "Your mother is so fat, she is a blackhole"
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Male 199
RdDan, Wikipedia said that "The DECtalk DTC01 voice synthesizer he uses, which has an American accent, is no longer being produced. Asked why he has still kept it after so many years, Hawking mentioned that he has not heard a voice he likes better and that he identifies with it."
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Male 758
Escape Velocity is a b*tchin` game.
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Male 759
Always puzzled me as to why his voicebox has a North American accent.

Isn`t he from that London?

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Male 8,302
Haven`t people got it yet? 20 years ago David Letterman bought a "special" person, put him in a remote control wheelchair, added a voice synthesizer you could send messages to via wireless LAN, and introduced him to the world as a super genius. And nobody`s figured it out yet and Letterman`s still laughing at his own 20 year old joke*.

[quote]*As usual[/quote]

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Male 342
trumple07 wins the universe.
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Male 118
No she`s being called a planet
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Male 31
Einstein`s comment-Ooooooh SNAYP
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Female 120
And I probably never will get it.... :(
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Male 315
I think the really funny thing is the ridiculousness of Stephen Hawking in this picture.
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Male 3,425
No turbotong, you don`t get it, you really don`t get it.
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Male 600
lol i get it shes being called a black hoe
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Male 10,845
lame >-(. Albert Einstein IS NOT amused!
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Male 2,388
drating awesome and i got it! XD
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Male 56
actually, both of you suck
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Male 1,129
trucking papa either you are being facetious or you are genuinely misinformed that is a little faster than the speed of light of course it is rounded up. Ok that was freakin hilarious. Im gonna say this to all the gay ass physics majors in my building.
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Male 2
Actually, that is pretty close to 1 times the speed of light.
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Male 17
WOW! That is pretty close to 1000 times the speed of light.
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Female 9,402
I love yo mama jokes.
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Male 2,600
Stephen Hawking: Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, theoretical physicist, prodigy, and the world`s best ventriloquist.
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Male 422
Yo mama so fat, when god said `let there be light` he asked her to move out of the way xD
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Female 423
ha! black hole mum!!!!
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Male 5,314
that was funny
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Male 394
@lukas

wwll yo mama so whory she got in bed and caused a big bang

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Male 4,014
Oh, so she`s a black hole.....
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Male 3,425
Yeah, well yo mama`s so fat, she fell out of bed and caused the Big Bang.
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Female 2,672
all them getto ppl from yo mamma got nuffin on the hawk
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Male 1,254
Okay mister Hawking, I see your physics and raise you nerdisms.

You`re mother is so fat, she fell into a portable hole and got stuck. Extra-dimensional spaces FTW!

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Female 214
okay...these jokes stopped being funny a long time ago.
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Male 2,703
"boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka, boom shakalaka.......boom"
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Male 72
WIN
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Female 87
OK, Hawking officailly wins the Yo Mum Competition
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Male 371
I believe he called my mother a black hole.
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Male 788
yes, yes, yes! I like the lego stephen hawking picture hahaha
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Male 135
Jesus. Thats a helluva lot more Gravity, and therefore mass, than the earth.
Btw, Stephen Hawkings just owned my mother.
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Female 523
lol yea, i don`t.
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Male 19,879
Link: You Just Got Hawkinged [Pic] [Rate Link] - And you probably still don`t get it.
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