Worst Research Paper Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

When citing the sources for your research paper, don"t get cute.
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Male 1,051
Rofl. That Freeman`s really mean.
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Male 172
@Geekazoid94: EPIC WIN.
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Male 46
Just be sure to watch out for Mr. Freeman`s crowbar when "discussing the paper."
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Male 43
omgggg tubgirl looll i regret being curious
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Male 1,505
Please see me after class to discuss your penmanship.

-Mr. Freeman

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Male 438
I must see this TubGirl!
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Male 1,371
Oh, and it`s bad when you get a P-
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Male 1,371
tubgirl is the reason Gordon freeman no longer speaks.
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Male 1,484
lol
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Male 62
my eyes.. they can not unsee what they just see :`(
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Male 621
I wonder if the teacher went on tubgirl to see what part of his work was on there.
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Male 156
well done.... well done. rofl
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Male 168
Hell, at my school 61% is an F.
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Male 59

SuperSmash:
"Felena, S. America means South America, not Southern U.S.

You get a 59%."

lol geography fail

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Female 250
That teacher has horrible handwriting.
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Male 606
Tubgirl, for reasons I don`t understand, is the funniest picture I`ve seen in my entire life. I would have granted an A+ for that.
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Male 1,590
tubgirl.com lol
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Male 3,756
Felena, S. America means South America, not Southern U.S.

You get a 59%.

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Female 381
O_o i`m in Oklahoma, and here 100-90 is A, 89-80 is B, so on, so on.... So yeah. 61% is a D :/
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Male 480
This was stupid...DX
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Male 1,918
it obviously says P- DUH!
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Male 1,918
lizbian_2, please consider sites have all sorts of weird names hat have nothing to do with what they are. I have a site that`s crumb99 and it`s about greek mythology. she/he might look at it. Consider what you write-Dfaulted
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Male 56
lol, ive seen the full report before, it was even funnier than this
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Male 194
Then again...some places in Cali anything under 50% is an F
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Male 194
@SuperSmash
Same here anything under 70 is an F
I mean i used to live in louisiana and even there anything under 66 is an F
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Male 596
teachers do not accept Wikipedia....but thats Bound to change, since Wiki moderators come in the thousands
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Male 75
Has anyone seen this whole paper? Its fricken hilarious! Its calls Planes Trains and Plantains
(http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-t...
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Female 82
I believe that says D- :)
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Male 3,756
A 61% is worth a D? Where I went to school, anything below 70% was a failure.
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Male 172
For all of you who don`t know what tubgirl.com is, take my word for it. You DO NOT want to know!
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Male 957
I LOVE THIS I WILL DO THIS. except im no longer in college and im not going to write another damn paper as long as I live! woohoo!

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Male 2,238
LOLLLL

I don`t even care that this is fake. Doesn`t stop it from being hella funny.

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Male 8,302
> gwtwgal
> Um, yeah, guys, it wasn`t graded by his teacher. If you watch the video of the guy who wrote the paper talking about it...

Stop bringing facts into it, it totally ruins the argument :-)

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Female 5,222
i dont know what it is either XD
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Female 28
Um, yeah, guys, it wasn`t graded by his teacher. If you watch the video of the guy who wrote the paper talking about it (the link is posted somewhere here in the comments), he says his friend graded it. He wrote it just to blow off steam--he never turned it in.
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Male 7
check out omega192`s link...thanks btw,,,

his paper actually makes a few good comments about "Oedipus" if you leave out the anal lube and gay sex references

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Female 986
@ Lionhart2

I don`t know either, but I have enough friends that seem to know every disgusting site on the web to know when not to haha You cannot unlearn what you have learned. I apologize.

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Female 377
Rman1201:
Teachers have sloppy handwriting, but not usually 2nd grade cursive with unnecessary swirls. Either way, the grammar is bad too.

It`s still funny, even though it doesn`t look real. Oh well.

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Male 8,302
> Nidonemo
> "what`s tubgirl."
> Oh you sweet innocent child...

Hey, what IS tubgirl?? I have no idea either!

(Googles it - finds `urban dictionary` reference)
OK, why did I search that? After all this time on IAB, I should have KNOWN not to by now. I just shoula KNOWN aaaaaaaaargh

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Male 458
Looks extremely fake.
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Male 9,306
"what`s tubgirl."

Oh you sweet innocent child...

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Male 246
Its more than likely a highschool paper. And nothing wrong with the handwriting, I`ve had many highschool teachers with worse.
Grammar isn`t horrible either; the point is to have good grammar while submitting something formal, the comment is clearly informal so perfect grammar is non-essential.
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Male 8,302
> aznsunchiq
> don`t think that`s real, the handwriting looks like a ten year old wrote it

Yes, that proves its done by the average College student then!

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Female 1,264
@xiquiripat
"Gordon Freeman: Highschool physics"

XD for me you win this post XD

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Male 3,842
You`d be surprised how many people actually write "www.wikipedia.com/[their topic here]" on their works cited pages.

I can`t deduct for it if they already have more than the required minimum of REAL sources.

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Female 18
"Please see after class" Teacher`s grammar FAIL.
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Male 16
yeah, this is the last page of a ridiculous essay someone wrote titled "Plains, Trains, and Plantains". its pretty old. but still pretty damn funny.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/es...
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Female 45
don`t think that`s real, the handwriting looks like a ten year old wrote it. the cursive won`t fool me!
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Male 1,343
little known fact, im the one who linked tubgirl to dear gordon freeman.
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Female 8
This thing is olddd! anyways, it`s part of something that was posted titled "gorilla essay" somewhere on the interwebs. It`s seven pages on babe ruth vs. greek mythology and freud. It`s hilarious and crude. I dunno the link though.
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Male 7,378
That teacher has the handwriting of a 12yo, they should be ashamed of themselves.
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Male 1,371
yikes...bad idea
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Female 99
Seriously? That doesn`t deserve even a D. My teachers would have glanced at it and thrown it in the garbage.
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Male 594
Stupid idiot. I hope he fails the class, fails out of school, and winds up begging change at some interstate off ramp in the deep south.
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Female 185
Dfaulted.... Um, I highly doubt that the teacher actually went and looked at tubgirl.com. Considering none of the cites were done correctly and he obviously knows that yahoo.com and google.com don`t count as cites for a paper. Plus, I`m sure that since the words `tub girl` had nothing to do with the paper... he probably never went to it. Teachers aren`t that stupid.
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Female 9,402
I`d know people who would do that... including me...
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Male 2,050
@sadiesykes trust me you DO NOT want to know.
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Female 72
what`s tubgirl.
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Male 2,422
Gordon Freeman: Highschool physics
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Male 949
Should`ve sent him to Encyclopedia Dramatica`s "Offended" article.
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Male 8,302
I once handed in a Title Page and 14 blank pages as my essay on Existentialism - the teacher lol`d, gave me 0%, then when I objected, he argued that it was the same as 100% anyway.
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Male 311
omfg! lmfao! i wanted to c the teachers reaction when she saw tub birl!! XD XD XD XD XD
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Male 914
i`m so happy tubgirl site was down and managed to look it up before i went there...phew...
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Male 1,086
lol tubgirl
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Male 1,918
AWWW F*CK THATS A SITE, is that a win making his teacher look at that?
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Female 15,763
What!?

Tubgirl is an EXCELLENT source.

Pff.

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Male 2,034
"omg...ewwww i looked up tubgirl...im a tard..."


Failtacular: a fail so epic, it`s almost a win.

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Male 31
Anyone discovering tubgirl in 2009 from IAB needs to be banned from the internet forever.
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Male 820
[quote]It`s pretty obvious that this isn`t real, and nor are any of the others.[/quote]
"Nor are any of the others"
nor should be neither..., you should do what I do, and read your post out loud before you post.
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Female 209
omg...ewwww i looked up tubgirl...im a tard...
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Male 1,718
DEAR GOD!, never look up tubgirl, I feel sick.
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Male 1,718
lawl, my one would be worse. Lol tubgirl.com
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Male 346
I`m going to write an entire paper on tubgirl and use tubgirl.com as a reference.
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Female 961
well at least it`s still passing (if it were my paper at my school). still won`t stop get my ass beat by my folks though
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Male 4,746
Fake.
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Male 5,190
Yaaa 61 woo!
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Male 4
Actually Paddyboom, I`ve had many a teacher whose writing resembled that... Most of them have horrible hand writing, especially english teachers for some reason. Excellent grammar but horrible penmanship.
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Male 74
@ ZacchNasty: It depends on where you go to school. My HS had 65 as passing and in college, 50 is passing. (Note: my college is not easy to get into)
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Male 788
mmm Tubgirl
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Male 203
All of the more audacious looking papers that I`ve ever seen all have the most childlike handwriting by the teacher. It`s pretty obvious that this isn`t real, and nor are any of the others.
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Male 575
kangoala: True :p but still. Come on! Don`t believe this! It`s obviously bs :p
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Male 83
61 Is 9 points below passing and why does US hate have to spur out of things that supposed to tickle our insides
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Male 702
@ Kadinsky
European schools are different. US schools aren`t bound the parameters of formality and correctness :P
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Male 575
PS: On top of that, he forgot to ad `me` after `see` and before `after`. It could just be a mistake; but for a grown man he had to be extremely angry for him to make such a mistake, which he obviously isn`t, since he gave him 61% which is a pass.

Where I come from, showing this as my sources would give me a fail. I refuse to believe that this is legitimate because of the obvious flaws. And, bear this one with me: why in the world, would a teacher, obviously teaching someone in high school seeing that he addressed Mr. Freeman with a title, would display such childish features like the red cross and circle around the citations. To compare to where I come from: when we made a mistake, even if it was a major mistake, -x would be stated in the margin (x = subtracted points) or even stated in an erratum.

This just doesn`t make sense whatsoever.

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Male 394
wake up mr.freeman... wake up and smell he assses
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Male 579
Mr Freeeeeemaaaaan...
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Male 575
I`m not an expert in calligraphy, but this doesn`t even look remotely to the writing of an adult. Looks more like the writing of a child, actually. I can tell this because if you look at the angle he`s trying to slant the letters, you`ll notice big gaps between them; meaning he hasn`t mastered italic writing yet.

I could be wrong, but it`s what makes sense to me.

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Male 73
61? Maybe he liked it
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Female 519
Zachary P. Freeman is my hero.
<3
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Female 4,376
I wish I could`ve seen the face of that teacher when looking this up.
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Male 178
This is my thesis statement.
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Male 64
I`d have failed him altogether, 61% is very generous.
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Male 161
That `teacher` has terrible handwriting.
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Female 14
I`m amused that the paper is pink.
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Male 506
"What`s more funny that marker doesn know when to use the words "to" and "too" shame on them. lol"

Not as funny as someone commenting on grammar and using `more funny`, as well as not knowing the proper use of `to` and `too`.

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Male 1,442
"This is page 3." I found the funnyest part of the whole paper.
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Male 394
"What`s more funny that marker doesn know when to use the words "to" and "too" shame on them. lol"

He used the right "to".....O_O

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Male 6
Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10:22:27 AM
What`s more funny that marker doesn know when to use the words "to" and "too" shame on them. lol

????? I`m pretty sure he used "to" the right way....?

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Male 2,344
LOL tubgirl hahahahahaha!
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Male 1,386
Here is a video of the author, Zachary Freeman, talking about his paper.
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Male 256
What`s more funny that marker doesn know when to use the words "to" and "too" shame on them. lol
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Female 55
I never cite my papers. I absolutely hate it. Buuut, that`s more than likely why I`ve came close to failing many times...damn you social studies.
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Male 10,845
LMAO That paper failed hilariously! I`m surprised he didn`t get a 0.
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Female 99
lol nice thanks for posting the whole paper itsalwaysunny im surprized he passed lol
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Male 1,140
read his whole essay (funniest essay ever!) and then look at his grade and wonder if his teacher liked it enough to give it a high grade.
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Female 414
And yet... he still technically passed... its not an F!
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Male 2,050
The professor is also an idiot. What kind of school do these non-nice individuals go to.?
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Male 328
God the research paper itself is just hilarious.
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Male 1,375
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674

and yes it is HILARIOUS

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Male 1,375
I`m currently trying to find the whole paper I have seen it before its called plains trains and plaintains or something
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Male 10,845
So far I think this is just the worst reference page ever. I have to see the entire paper before I can call it the worst ever.
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Male 9,306
Eww! DX
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Female 2,509
he needed to cite wiki ftw
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Male 512
Does that say "Mr. Freeman" at the bottom?
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Female 32
My curiosity is peaked. I want to read the paper now.
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Male 1,375
haha the entire paper is a whole lot more funny
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Male 321
I`d like to read the actual paper!
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Male 1,361
Dear lord...that`d be a nice paper to mark
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Male 19,873
Link: Worst Research Paper Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - When citing the sources for your research paper, don`t get cute.
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