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Category: Weird
Date: 08/21/09 12:03 PM

91 Responses to Worst Jeans Ever: The Winkers [Video]

  1. Profile photo of lolakitty72
    lolakitty72 Female 30-39
    1972 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Link: Worst Jeans Ever: The Winkers - It shows off everything a woman doesn`t want to show off... her butt rolls, creases and folds.
  2. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    No.

    GOD no.

  3. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Someone thinks themselves very clever. They fail to realize they are missing tact.
  4. Profile photo of LouScannon
    LouScannon Male 40-49
    38 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    "shows off everything a woman wants to show off"

    Just put that right for you there. Don`t thank me.

  5. Profile photo of lotrrotk21
    lotrrotk21 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    how is this a good idea?
  6. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    seriously?
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Huffalumps and woozles!
  8. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    does anyone else think that the woman eyes pair of winkers just looks like someone crossing their eyes, not winking?
  9. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    BHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This is hilarious.
  10. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Love the music! :)
  11. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Kinda stupid.
  12. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Dayum, just watched that on LJ, Im getting deja vu!
  13. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    bahahahahahahaha
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Oh, yeah. Zoom in more, camera guy. Perfect. Now hold that shot for an agonizingly long 40 seconds or so. Oh and lady, swing your arms around more while you walk.

    PERFECT!

    I am an artist.

  15. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    the ducks! omg - the ducks are quacking! LMFAO
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    "Kinda stupid."

    Wow I dont want to know what is fully stupid for you then!

  17. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    If you can make your butt wink than thats a good sign to start a diet.
  18. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I`m pmsl at all these...i want one. and force a fat kid to wear it :P
  19. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    i love the fact its patent pending, its not like someone will try and steal the idea is it?
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    why the drat is there 3+ mins of that poo
  21. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    the idea of it`s kind of cool but it just isn`t attractive
  22. Profile photo of itdude
    itdude Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Honey, Do this pants made my butt look big?
    YES, it`s huge!
  23. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I think it is a fun idea, however, it does make the butt look really bad, and I really don`t think they put the right uhh butt in it lol
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    why would any1 want to patent a par of jeans with eyes on them that shows others how fat ur really are
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    does it only work on fat people?
  26. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Be happy he didn`t develop jeans-idea no 2 (of two ideas) on the sketchpad - The Wankers.
  27. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    I thought that they wouldve done pac man or something
  28. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    lol this is so so so weird
  29. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    This concept is so full of fail and lameness, the two words are battling each other to see who the winner is.
  30. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    lawlz ACTION!
  31. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    The duck (goose?) one was kinda cool - like they were biting her `gina (hmm, reminds me of another video about a dog biting his owners `gina) I digress...wonder if these only work on `hippish` women - all the women in the video were all little bit more round in that dept. Maybe it makes them work better.
  32. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    i lolled 3 times
  33. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    WTH did I just watch?
  34. Profile photo of jbray3179
    jbray3179 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    If this was in public the camera man must seem like a complete perv.
  35. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Was this at all necessary?
  36. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    That was either complete idiocy or a peice of genius... I`m not sure which.
  37. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    You know, I could definitely see that catching on as a prank on the jeans of drunken pass-outs. People intentionally paying money for these - not so much.
  38. Profile photo of firegodzilla
    firegodzilla Male 18-29
    175 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    How does one come up with this type of thing is what I`d like to know.
  39. Profile photo of MissHollow
    MissHollow Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    OMG! They should make a pair with pac-man on them! XD
  40. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    what i dont understand is that none of the eyes looked like they were winking... just melting and becoming deformed under the pressure of the peoples bums
  41. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    best thing i`ve seen in a bloody long time hahahahahaha the music was awesome as well... and they need to have an oscar the grouch pair
  42. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    *wonders why she just spent 3 minutes of her life looking at some random woman`s butt*
  43. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    It`s really only the next logical step after girls started wearing pants with JUICY branded across their ass.
    It`ll catch on like wildfire.
  44. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    The sad part is, i saw this commercial on tv today...
  45. Profile photo of crimmeh
    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    I`d totally point and laugh at anyone I ever saw wearing these. I mean, the owl ones were just abysmal.

    Also, this would not work as well for people with toned glutes. YAY! A trend to emphasize your saggy ass!

  46. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    So, do I get a full refund if my butt is defective? I sincerely doubt mine folds like that XD lol
  47. Profile photo of OrionDaniel
    OrionDaniel Male 30-39
    33 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Call me crazy ... but it may not be the greatest idea to design a pair of light colored pants with any brown print splattered across the ass crack. I swear that I thought some poor woman crapped herself before I realized that it was supposed to be an owl.
  48. Profile photo of Zztoch
    Zztoch Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    That is freakin` hilarious.
  49. Profile photo of BrentB
    BrentB Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Haha, cute. XD.
  50. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    It`s just an excuse for larger people to garner some attention.
  51. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    wow. I don`t ever wana see women wearing that crap
  52. Profile photo of tofurkey
    tofurkey Female 13-17
    48 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    I do think these are stupid, but when I saw the little movie clappers I thought, "Wait...could you do a little Pac Man?"
  53. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    I`m pretty sure those won`t work on me...
  54. Profile photo of brad_is_rad
    brad_is_rad Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Ha, this is fun. I really hope to see just one person in those...more than that is just sad.

    PATENT PENDING. Don`t you people dare try to steal this idea!!!!!

  55. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    could they at least get some models that actually have an ass so the pants will work?
  56. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    My butt..doesn`t do that...
    Yay!
  57. Profile photo of jrodjarrod
    jrodjarrod Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    if this ever catches on. im becoming a nudest
  58. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Why? Why? Why?
  59. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:43 am
    The eyes just make it look like whoever`s face they mutilated and stuck on a pair of jeans is constantly suffering mild and temporary strokes.
  60. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 2:46 am
    Nothing more digusting than an overweight woman in jeans, just say no, then go lose some weight, it is bad for your heart and my eyes!!!!
  61. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 2:53 am
    thats wrong
  62. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:48 am
    first these:

    and now these? why don`t designers leave the jeans as they are? -_-`

  63. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 5:34 am
    eye bleach plz.
  64. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Kimkio: My boyfriend would just love those jeans you posted lol.

    I wouldn`t feel comfortable with having huge pictures that did things on my pants. Stop staring at my ass O.o

  65. Profile photo of Andiex
    Andiex Female 13-17
    82 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:10 am
    ...How come all of those people were fat.

    And why did they have pooty ass music?
    EAR bleach please.

  66. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Who decided this was a good idea?
  67. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 11:23 am
    ......Quack.
  68. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    i think the music was the most uncomfortable part of this video
  69. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    lol.. that looks terrible
  70. Profile photo of Iheartpears
    Iheartpears Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    the owls ones burn my eyes gaaaaaaaaaaa
  71. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    The jungle/cat one!! WHY??
  72. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    oh god why...?
  73. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
  74. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    yes it would make someone look at your ass
    yes it would make said person vomit
  75. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    why was it so long?

    ps A pacman one would be cool if it wasn`t already so wrong.

  76. Profile photo of curlywolf
    curlywolf Female 40-49
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    August 22, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    ummmm......ahhhh.....yikes
  77. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    Who, in their right mind (or should I say, with any taste) would wear those? Good luck getting a patent, Winkers. I`d like to see THAT on this season`s Project Runway.
  78. Profile photo of HKelch
    HKelch Male 30-39
    113 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:54 am
    creepy part is that the guy who designed them used his daughter to model them.....
  79. Profile photo of MagsHeadroom
    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Who`s idea was it to give us a REASON to look at the arses of fat people?
  80. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
    haha what the hell. I`d love to see these on Dragon`s Den.
  81. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 1:54 am
    wow... that was way too long on each shot of the butt there...and I don`t think these would work well on thin people...
  82. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    I can`t...look away...It`s hypnotising...

    But I would totally wear those duck ones.

  83. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Whoever came up with these needs to be shot. And the music is horrendous.
  84. Profile photo of appjoe
    appjoe Male 30-39
    56 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    just another way of making women feel subconcious about their bodies.Sad thing is,the makers probably don`t even realize this:-(
  85. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Wow... The day a butt winks at me is the day I know the apocolypse has begun... Oh poo!
  86. Profile photo of SlenderJames
    SlenderJames Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 5:33 am
    Effing LOL!!! All the ones with eyes look like people having seizures.
  87. Profile photo of Romybun88
    Romybun88 Female 18-29
    65 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    they should make ones with mouths then it would look like they were going Om Nom Nom Nom Nom!
  88. Profile photo of rachelluvsu
    rachelluvsu Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 29, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    ha im so getting a pair! lol
  89. Profile photo of itchypoodle
    itchypoodle Female 18-29
    67 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    no thanks america, you can keep those. besides, the rest of the world don`t really have the "buns" for that ^_^
  90. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 2:20 am
    If you take this and you combine it with a *good* idea, they annihilate each other in a massive explosion.
  91. Profile photo of anyababy
    anyababy Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 12:03 am
    ... if it was not for the eyes on the owl it would just look like she poo herself ;x

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