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Date: 08/09/09 01:05 PM

53 Responses to World`s First Bionic Stripper [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Link: World`s First Bionic Stripper - If you think this trick is cool, you should see how she pulls off the ping-pong ball trick. Safe for work.
  2. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Felix Cane is SO much better.
  3. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    thunder thighs?
  4. Profile photo of lifeavoidit
    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    thats just a move called superman
  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    I`ve seen many videos of pole dancers and strippers doing this exact same thing. Just good core muscles and leg strength.
  6. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    O_o jeez.
  7. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    "thunder thighs?"
    Hardly.

    Anyway, I`d be afraid of loosening my legs and face planting...not that`d I`d get on a pole haha

  8. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    thats probably gross
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I would like to know how the rest of the night goes for the lucky guy.
  10. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    i dont see how this is bionic
  11. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Steel Vaginas
  12. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    going back down is the tricky party...cuase it Has to be sexy
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    OH GOD, QUICK, EILEEN HAS BEEN IMPALED! GET THE LADDER!
  14. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    "Look! Strobe lights"
  15. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I`d be scared of her if I was male <.<
  16. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    "OH LAWD THIS STRIPPER HAS DIED"

    "it`s alright, we can rebuild her, we have the technology"

    the 15 dollar man: cuming to a theater near you.

  17. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    that chick could probably suck the condom right off your dick with just her vag
  18. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    "that chick could probably suck the condom right off your dick with just her vag"

    classy....

  19. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    is that pic upside-down?
  20. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    No, it`s the right way around. See the power cord hanging down from the speaker on the wall?

    And yea... if it wasn`t NSFW before, thanks to Verinon and his redneckishness, it certainly is now.

  21. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    kinda like a suction cup, I`m thinkin`.
  22. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    hey, what`s wrong with women being good at stuff? I was just telling it like it is.
  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    I think the photo is upside down actually
  24. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    She climbed a pole? That`s the bionic angle on this? That she climbed a pole? Otherwise, I`ve seen strippers do this on shorter poles. Wow, that`s amazing.
  25. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    i think angel has a point.....it seems upside down to me too.
  26. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Shes making tips on her routine rather than her body. I wouldn`t stuff a roll of pennies down her g-string if I were drunk and had down syndrome.
  27. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    it seems like it`s upside down but it`s not
    seethe thing in the corner (bottom right) is a door
  28. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    I agree with everyone. I think it`s upside down.
  29. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Where did pole-dancing originate anyway?
  30. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    I kind of doubt it is upside down because there is a door like thing at the bottom left and there is a chain or rope that is hanging down from the door. And if the picture was upside down that means that the rope/chain is hanging upward and that would be alot more impressive than the stripper at the celling anyway.
  31. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Its not upside down, the wall heater cord is hanging down WRT gravity!!
  32. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    totally upside down, the cord is stiff
  33. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    it is upside down, look at the window, I have curtains like those in the top window and it seems that the thing to roll it up is down and the curtain is hanging against the gravity
  34. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    There`s always the alternative to upside-down. Photosop. There`s no evidence the blind is open, so thus it would be rolled down like that, I`ve had them before, too. You can pull it down as little or as much as you can (until you run out of blind). The cord is stiff and going downward, thus the picture would be right-side up. But, there is a LIGHT on the FLOOR.

    So, I assume it was photoshopped, and they failed.

  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    She climbed a pole
  36. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    What a fantastic accomplishment.
  37. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:04 am
    xxlittleme.....first off....the light on the floor is called a lamp, they were invented about a hundred years ago. Secondly, save this picture, and turn it completely upside down...where would the photographer be? floating in mid-air? and besides, on the bottom left of the picture you can see running boards and the hardwood floor, even IF they went through all that trouble, it just doesn`t add up, and the window is high because um...idk, maybe it`s a dance studio? or does your house have mirrors everywhere?
  38. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:09 am
    I don`t think it`s upside down, her boobs are kinda like, hanging down >_> Plus, it totally looks weird if you flip the picture.

    Anyhooo, it looks cool ^^

  39. Profile photo of seankerr001
    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:51 am
    How much do you wanna bet, that on the way down she said, "WEEeeee!" ?
  40. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:29 am

    Uh, hello. The lamp cord and the outlet cord are hanging down, not up. It`s not flipped.

    Why does everyone have to scream shopped all the time? Get out. See the world. It really -can- be amazing.

  41. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:47 am
    Those are regular blinds. The cords, the ceiling, and floor are all normal. It`s not upside down/shopped.
    My only question is what is "bionic" about this stripper?
  42. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:11 am
    nah she`s just holding on with her other hand.
  43. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
    I was expecting a stripper with a prosthetic limb or something... LOL
  44. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Huh.. I was expecting more..
  45. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
    "My only question is what is "bionic" about this stripper? "

    She`s holding on with vacuum power.

  46. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    shes got side burns
  47. Profile photo of MissAbby
    MissAbby Female 30-39
    32 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    many pole dancers can do this. Pole dancing builds a lot of muscle.
  48. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    meh
  49. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    ouch, i would hate to imagine the landing if she fell
  50. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:36 am
    lol, shellie, my first thought.

    How the hell did she get so high?

  51. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:09 am
    lol, shellie, my first thought.

    How the hell did she get so high?


    she climbed?

  52. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:12 am
    Wow
  53. Profile photo of helzy
    helzy Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:56 am
    pretty impressive :)

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