When A Soldier Gets Bored...

Submitted by: ryan99 7 years ago in Funny

They either do this...or they go to I am bored. ""It"s our new IED detector!""
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Female 158
Ahh duct tape. You can be used in so many ways. What would those poor bored soldiers have done without you?
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Male 11
Flashpacker, if you`re saying you`re not being racist, then ask yourself this simple question: why do you feel it necessary to point out what colour the men are??
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Male 707
Lionhart2
DELETED RACIST COMMENT HERE - you know who you are]

*I SEE* some guys having fun together with a mate, not men of one group taking it out on a man of another group. You need to replace your eyes.
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well, what i said, wasnt at all racist, i just said what was happening in the clip.. the white guys is releasing some frustration, which is probably caused by the army.. so they decided to have some fun, so they scotchtaped a black guy to the grill of a car.. again, i just said what was going on in the clip..
IT WAS NOT RACIST... maybe you need to replace your eyes!?

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Male 8,302
[DELETED RACIST COMMENT HERE - you know who you are]

*I SEE* some guys having fun together with a mate, not men of one group taking it out on a man of another group. You need to replace your eyes.

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Male 108
Yay for feeding the trolls....

Firstly, I See comments FAR worse than Lion`s all the time on IAB, and none of guy s say a damn thing.

Second, I don`t care what your feelings on the war are, who you know over there, what you`ve done, etc, etc, etc...Those are people. They used to live next door to you, work down the hall from you, pass you in the hallways at school, date your daughter, throw eggs at your house, cut you off on the freeway, hold a door open for you, wash your car, make your food....human beings. And you know what? War sucks. End of story. If you don`t find some way to relax and laugh a little, you go kinda crazy. You learn to be aware that any moment things could get pooty. And you know what? You find a way to laugh anyway.

I am not a soldier. I don`t plan to be one. But when I see this, I smile, because for just one damn minute they weren`t in a warzone, they we just some guys goofing off.

I`m not supporting or criticizing Lion. I`m saying see this for what it is

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Male 240
Oh and Brian, they`re not fighting wars to defend your erm, freedom. Well there is some level of freedom, but rather think of it as having the freedom of choosing how you`re going to get killed, then. AMERICA WILL FALL, LALALALA. No, just kidding. It will sooner or later, though. *anxiously awaiting hate posts, so just for reference, check one sentence back.*
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Male 240
I`ve got to agree with Lionhart on this. I`d go insane if someone did that to me. Some sort of claustrophobia. If no one would shoot them, I probably would. Aw well, one can only hope karma gives them a nice little bit of the ol` post traumatic stress disorder.
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Male 8,302
Actually parkm, Australian army is over there too, have been from the very beginning. And I don`t agree with them being there either.

No, not gold-plated, just standard military-supply overcharging reference lol.

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Male 742
hey brian, they`re not defending his freedom dippoo
he`s from Australia

And Lionhart, I`m sure that tape cost $800 dollars
was it gold plated scotch tape?

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Male 8,302
And don`t forget its all military contracts, so that was a $800 roll of tape they just wasted.
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Male 8,302
Look at all the monkeys jumping up and down, ooking and beating their chests. I didn`t suggest the soldier should get killed - but you have to admit, it would have been HILARIOUS if a sniper`s bullet sent them all scattering and left him tied up like that panicking and struggling to get untied! C`mon!
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Female 110
this is one of the many thing that our tax dollars go to....
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Male 58
Brian have you ever thought that maybe their on their time off relaxing and having fun outside their barracks rather than spending their entire 11 month deployment purely working day and night without a moment of rest or leisure?
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Male 4,793
VV that should thoroughly piss off a few of you, have a nice day now ya hear!
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Male 4,793
"Am I the only one who was hoping a sniper`s bullet would end the fun?"

my thought was close enough lol. i figured a group of people would open fire with AKs, leaving that guy completely stranded with no cover.

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Male 4,793
Brian, we don`t really need protection. nobody in their right mind will mess with us. there is no proof that is was al qaeda (however its spelled) that attacked us on 9/11. the war was nothing but a huge waste of money. iraq doesnt need help, if anybody needs help its africa. and not all soldiers have to be a hardass Marcus Fenix. every soldier is a human, and we like to have fun. you should try it sometime.
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Male 741
You know, its funny how everyone gives grief to Lionheart but none have even thought of the fact that
A)They are working and doing a poor job at it
B)If these are the people who are gonna defend our country they are not taking the job seriously
c)This is the reason why they banned you tube in the military
D)They fight wars to defend freedom, same freedom that gives us freedom of speech. Get over it. He can say w/e he wants like it or not. No matter how ignorant the comment is.
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Male 2,050
Go drat yourself lionhart.
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Male 14,334
@Lionhart2

Do you ever think before you type your hateful biased opinions?

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Male 690
I think he probably lost a bet
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Male 742
Lionhart, what the hell is wrong with you?
Do you actually think some soldiers relieving themselves from the stress and terrors of war deserve to killed by a snipers bullet?
That`s idiotic and disrespectful.
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Male 7
wow Lionhart2 you should get perma band just like cefca for that comment come on fancy you agree with me right?
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Male 383
"adam432823 Monday, August 03, 2009 1:30:01 AM
"Our tax dollars at work?"
No, people who put their lives at risk for your personal freedom taking some well deserved downtime."

agreed!

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Male 569
there were fewer racist comments here than i expected (still a handful, mostly about southpark?), so thats good. its all in good fun as long as they arent actually called to do something
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Male 2,553
Love his response when they`re done taping him up: "Why don`t you drive around for a little bit!"

Like screaming "DO YOUR WORST!" in true Zorro spirit. ^^

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Male 1,360
Not always fun time over there, never should have gone there in the first place...

http://informationclearinghouse.info/article23154.htm

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Male 2,860
adam432823 Monday, August 03, 2009 1:30:01 AM
"Our tax dollars at work?"

No, people who put their lives at risk for your personal freedom taking some well deserved downtime.

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Male 426
Lionhart2 wins the douche of the day award...as usual.
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Male 188
And jokes about American Soldiers dying are not funny... no matter what your age, what insignificant country you`re from, if your a mod or how many posts you have. That poo is disrespectful.
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Male 188
whoever finds a way to keep themselves entertained and beat the boredom wins!
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Male 101
when a soldier gets bored he shold come to i-a-b!
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Male 1,190
This type of thing actually started in the Submarine service, where people who were a$$es would be taped up with a VERY strong form of duct tape called EB Green. You would stand (or sit, or whatever position they got you in) there taped up to pipes until someone came and let you down.
Those were the days, lol!

S*D

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Male 8
anyone else think of south park bigger longer and uncut when they saw this? "operation get behind the darkies" rofl
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Male 262
Our tax dollars at work?
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Female 119
When a soldier gets bored...he goes to a whorehouse with all his friends.
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Female 209
...pointless...glad im only bored enough to be online lol...
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Male 382
They must be reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy bored.
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Male 64
is this a hate crime? lol
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Male 74
wow...no lion i am right there with you! and thanks fancy, my pic won`t refresh!
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Male 8,302
Am I the only one who was hoping a sniper`s bullet would end the fun?
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Male 1,451
This was pretty stupid... but I guess they aren`t as dumb as the guy who threw the dog a year or so ago.
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Male 115
I don`t understand what this is.
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Male 1,064
lol, don`t you think there`d be other ways to pass the time?
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Male 1,232
That`s mean of them.
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Male 36
He`s getting sacrificed that means he`s probably getting ready to go home. It`s considered an honor in a way.
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Male 1,788
This could have been just as well portrayed as a picture.
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Male 1,918
Reminded me of south park movie "Remember human shield protect our tanks and planes too"
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Male 499
And now to ram the car into a building...
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Male 1,381
just goes to show that deep down, we`re still just high school kids :-)
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Male 815
ha! lol
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Male 2,388
"Operation Get behind the Darkies." drating lol
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Male 7
Have any of you guys ever heard of a user named cefka? I am a disciple of him and I have studied much of his work. This next comment will be on his behalf.

What is that po` fool doing, getting duct taped to the front of the truck? I would`ve expected them to duct tape him to the tire. That way he would feel more comfortable when they put chains on. Get it! Hahaha.

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Female 9,478
Muhahahaha, only in the military.
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Male 11,740
Then they get ambushed and this guy is dead. They wouldn`t be laughing then.
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Male 43
Hahaha, too much dust can harm your brain.
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Male 3,619
Operation human shield: Get behind the darkies!

Yeah i just remmembered that and i loled so haaaaard xD

because who wants a scratch in their car anyway

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Male 73
Reminds me of southpark. Operation "Get behind the Darkies."
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Male 1,361
Wait untill their Commander gets there...and orders them to use stronger tape.
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Male 506
Nah, when soldiers get bored they throw puppies off cliffs...
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Male 311
hood ornament.
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Male 213
Operation Human Shield haha
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Male 9,306
Oh just wait until Jesse Jackson gets wind of this. You`ll never hear the end of it.

But that`s...kinky. :D

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Male 249
they shouldve drove around in it with him tied down. thatd be fun!
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Male 2,344
Link: When A Soldier Gets Bored... [Rate Link] - They either do this...or they go to I am bored. ``It`s our new IED detector!``
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