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Date: 08/02/09 12:00 PM

64 Responses to When A Soldier Gets Bored…

  1. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    July 29, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Link: When A Soldier Gets Bored... - They either do this...or they go to I am bored. ``It`s our new IED detector!``
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    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    they shouldve drove around in it with him tied down. thatd be fun!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Oh just wait until Jesse Jackson gets wind of this. You`ll never hear the end of it.

    But that`s...kinky. :D

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    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Operation Human Shield haha
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    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    hood ornament.
  6. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Nah, when soldiers get bored they throw puppies off cliffs...
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    August 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Wait untill their Commander gets there...and orders them to use stronger tape.
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    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Reminds me of southpark. Operation "Get behind the Darkies."
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Operation human shield: Get behind the darkies!

    Yeah i just remmembered that and i loled so haaaaard xD

    because who wants a scratch in their car anyway

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    dadaas Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Hahaha, too much dust can harm your brain.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    August 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Then they get ambushed and this guy is dead. They wouldn`t be laughing then.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Muhahahaha, only in the military.
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    Tritoch Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Have any of you guys ever heard of a user named cefka? I am a disciple of him and I have studied much of his work. This next comment will be on his behalf.

    What is that po` fool doing, getting duct taped to the front of the truck? I would`ve expected them to duct tape him to the tire. That way he would feel more comfortable when they put chains on. Get it! Hahaha.

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    "Operation Get behind the Darkies." drating lol
  15. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    ha! lol
  16. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    just goes to show that deep down, we`re still just high school kids :-)
  17. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    And now to ram the car into a building...
  18. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Reminded me of south park movie "Remember human shield protect our tanks and planes too"
  19. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    This could have been just as well portrayed as a picture.
  20. Profile photo of Superjoe
    Superjoe Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    He`s getting sacrificed that means he`s probably getting ready to go home. It`s considered an honor in a way.
  21. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    That`s mean of them.
  22. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    August 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    lol, don`t you think there`d be other ways to pass the time?
  23. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I don`t understand what this is.
  24. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    This was pretty stupid... but I guess they aren`t as dumb as the guy who threw the dog a year or so ago.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Am I the only one who was hoping a sniper`s bullet would end the fun?
  26. Profile photo of bry27
    bry27 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    wow...no lion i am right there with you! and thanks fancy, my pic won`t refresh!
  27. Profile photo of Scruffeh
    Scruffeh Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    is this a hate crime? lol
  28. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    They must be reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy bored.
  29. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    ...pointless...glad im only bored enough to be online lol...
  30. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    When a soldier gets bored...he goes to a whorehouse with all his friends.
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    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 1:30 am
    Our tax dollars at work?
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    moxi2001 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:23 am
    anyone else think of south park bigger longer and uncut when they saw this? "operation get behind the darkies" rofl
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:53 am
    This type of thing actually started in the Submarine service, where people who were a$$es would be taped up with a VERY strong form of duct tape called EB Green. You would stand (or sit, or whatever position they got you in) there taped up to pipes until someone came and let you down.
    Those were the days, lol!

    S*D

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    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 5:17 am
    when a soldier gets bored he shold come to i-a-b!
  35. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 6:32 am
    whoever finds a way to keep themselves entertained and beat the boredom wins!
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    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 6:33 am
    And jokes about American Soldiers dying are not funny... no matter what your age, what insignificant country you`re from, if your a mod or how many posts you have. That poo is disrespectful.
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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Lionhart2 wins the douche of the day award...as usual.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:05 am
    adam432823 Monday, August 03, 2009 1:30:01 AM
    "Our tax dollars at work?"

    No, people who put their lives at risk for your personal freedom taking some well deserved downtime.

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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:13 am
    Not always fun time over there, never should have gone there in the first place...

    http://informationclearinghouse.info/article23154.htm

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Love his response when they`re done taping him up: "Why don`t you drive around for a little bit!"

    Like screaming "DO YOUR WORST!" in true Zorro spirit. ^^

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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 9:59 am
    there were fewer racist comments here than i expected (still a handful, mostly about southpark?), so thats good. its all in good fun as long as they arent actually called to do something
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 10:24 am
    "adam432823 Monday, August 03, 2009 1:30:01 AM
    "Our tax dollars at work?"
    No, people who put their lives at risk for your personal freedom taking some well deserved downtime."

    agreed!

  43. Profile photo of Tritoch
    Tritoch Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 10:27 am
    wow Lionhart2 you should get perma band just like cefca for that comment come on fancy you agree with me right?
  44. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Lionhart, what the hell is wrong with you?
    Do you actually think some soldiers relieving themselves from the stress and terrors of war deserve to killed by a snipers bullet?
    That`s idiotic and disrespectful.
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I think he probably lost a bet
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    @Lionhart2

    Do you ever think before you type your hateful biased opinions?

  47. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Go drat yourself lionhart.
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    You know, its funny how everyone gives grief to Lionheart but none have even thought of the fact that
    A)They are working and doing a poor job at it
    B)If these are the people who are gonna defend our country they are not taking the job seriously
    c)This is the reason why they banned you tube in the military
    D)They fight wars to defend freedom, same freedom that gives us freedom of speech. Get over it. He can say w/e he wants like it or not. No matter how ignorant the comment is.
  49. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Brian, we don`t really need protection. nobody in their right mind will mess with us. there is no proof that is was al qaeda (however its spelled) that attacked us on 9/11. the war was nothing but a huge waste of money. iraq doesnt need help, if anybody needs help its africa. and not all soldiers have to be a hardass Marcus Fenix. every soldier is a human, and we like to have fun. you should try it sometime.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    "Am I the only one who was hoping a sniper`s bullet would end the fun?"

    my thought was close enough lol. i figured a group of people would open fire with AKs, leaving that guy completely stranded with no cover.

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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    VV that should thoroughly piss off a few of you, have a nice day now ya hear!
  52. Profile photo of skruffer2
    skruffer2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Brian have you ever thought that maybe their on their time off relaxing and having fun outside their barracks rather than spending their entire 11 month deployment purely working day and night without a moment of rest or leisure?
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    aahhdude Female 18-29
    110 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    this is one of the many thing that our tax dollars go to....
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    Look at all the monkeys jumping up and down, ooking and beating their chests. I didn`t suggest the soldier should get killed - but you have to admit, it would have been HILARIOUS if a sniper`s bullet sent them all scattering and left him tied up like that panicking and struggling to get untied! C`mon!
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    And don`t forget its all military contracts, so that was a $800 roll of tape they just wasted.
  56. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:26 am
    hey brian, they`re not defending his freedom dippoo
    he`s from Australia

    And Lionhart, I`m sure that tape cost $800 dollars
    was it gold plated scotch tape?

  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:30 am
    Actually parkm, Australian army is over there too, have been from the very beginning. And I don`t agree with them being there either.

    No, not gold-plated, just standard military-supply overcharging reference lol.

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    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:51 am
    I`ve got to agree with Lionhart on this. I`d go insane if someone did that to me. Some sort of claustrophobia. If no one would shoot them, I probably would. Aw well, one can only hope karma gives them a nice little bit of the ol` post traumatic stress disorder.
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    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:56 am
    Oh and Brian, they`re not fighting wars to defend your erm, freedom. Well there is some level of freedom, but rather think of it as having the freedom of choosing how you`re going to get killed, then. AMERICA WILL FALL, LALALALA. No, just kidding. It will sooner or later, though. *anxiously awaiting hate posts, so just for reference, check one sentence back.*
  60. Profile photo of DrHorrible
    DrHorrible Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:05 am
    Yay for feeding the trolls....

    Firstly, I See comments FAR worse than Lion`s all the time on IAB, and none of guy s say a damn thing.

    Second, I don`t care what your feelings on the war are, who you know over there, what you`ve done, etc, etc, etc...Those are people. They used to live next door to you, work down the hall from you, pass you in the hallways at school, date your daughter, throw eggs at your house, cut you off on the freeway, hold a door open for you, wash your car, make your food....human beings. And you know what? War sucks. End of story. If you don`t find some way to relax and laugh a little, you go kinda crazy. You learn to be aware that any moment things could get pooty. And you know what? You find a way to laugh anyway.

    I am not a soldier. I don`t plan to be one. But when I see this, I smile, because for just one damn minute they weren`t in a warzone, they we just some guys goofing off.

    I`m not supporting or criticizing Lion. I`m saying see this for what it is

  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    *I SEE* some guys having fun together with a mate, not men of one group taking it out on a man of another group. You need to replace your eyes.

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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:04 am
    Lionhart2
    DELETED RACIST COMMENT HERE - you know who you are]

    *I SEE* some guys having fun together with a mate, not men of one group taking it out on a man of another group. You need to replace your eyes.
    --------------
    well, what i said, wasnt at all racist, i just said what was happening in the clip.. the white guys is releasing some frustration, which is probably caused by the army.. so they decided to have some fun, so they scotchtaped a black guy to the grill of a car.. again, i just said what was going on in the clip..
    IT WAS NOT RACIST... maybe you need to replace your eyes!?

  63. Profile photo of agentzero
    agentzero Male 30-39
    11 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:48 am
    Flashpacker, if you`re saying you`re not being racist, then ask yourself this simple question: why do you feel it necessary to point out what colour the men are??
  64. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    Ahh duct tape. You can be used in so many ways. What would those poor bored soldiers have done without you?

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