What Your Name Badge Really Says About You

Submitted by: triplej 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-employee-name-badge-really-says-about-you

We all have to get crappy jobs. If we"re really unlucky, we also have to wear nametags. Here"s what yours says about you
There are 42 comments:
Male 210
And here I was thinking all it said was my name.
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Male 525
If your over 18 and ware a name badge then your in the wrong job
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Female 5,222
rofl, just the sammich please
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Male 330
LOL
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Female 79
I have a lanyard badge with 10 silly buttons on it, and a kitty cat sticker, and the part that says my name is a tag from a piece of jewelry that just so happened to be my name. also, wearing it gets me free movies at the local indie theater.
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Male 914
...knew the tazer joke was coming, but still lol`d anyway...
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Female 98
hah last year my school and the districts around here started this new "rule" ; force the students and staff to wear ids on lanyards...yea id love fucxing to hang myself with one of them.i got suspended for a few days for not wearing mine cause its bullpoo and all.its a fucxing high school dude .
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Male 1,686
been workin there for three months and I can`t get a name badge!...I`m good enough to run their GD kitchen but I can`t Get A FUC*ING NAME BADGE!. W T F .
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Male 716
Notice that the picture on the #2 (the lanyard badge) is that of the Mona Lisa.
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Male 292
hahaha I have the lanyard one.
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Female 253
@ TehKitteh. I don`t believe is was meant to be emperical in any way. It failed at being funny though.
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Female 355
Haha. Shiny Medal Badge.
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Male 1,485
yup, im unemployed.......
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Male 10,855
I wonder what it means if your name tag is clipped to your belt and hidden under your shirt.
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Male 9,306
Be nice to those in customer service, they deal with every idiot that crawls out of the woodwork.
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Female 187
mmkay so this article sucks. There is no credibility to it whatsoever, especially the remark about the police badge. That was 30 seconds of my life I`ll never get back.
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Male 10,440
That article was poor and not funny.
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Male 376
Didn`t really find it that funny.
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Male 2,737
swag
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Female 397
when people ask me to wear the "hello. my name is" badge i`m like wuuuuut?
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Female 531
"what about me? i work at home depot and my name is written on my apron...it wasn`t on there :("
that means your legit
aprons are what it`s all about
:P <3
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Male 485
lame
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Female 2,695
lawl
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Male 195
QUOTE (from kitteh9lives)
youse `bout ta get tazed, muthaf*cka!!!! FTW!!!
UNQUOTE

QFT

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Female 1,380
what about me? i work at home depot and my name is written on my apron...it wasn`t on there :(
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Male 311
lmao
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Male 92
the amount of times the f word was used in that article suggests that a. the person who wrote it is too stupid to think of another adjective b. they think that the use of a curse word makes them cool or c. all of the above.
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Female 8,044
youse `bout ta get tazed, muthaf*cka!!!! FTW!!!
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Male 3,425
If that website is going to use such extensive use of the word "f*cking", they could at least uncensor it.
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Female 1,436
So, yeah - these are all totally true. The descriptions couldn`t have been more on point!

XD

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Female 688
nice ass, keyra.
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Female 3,696
Boo, I didn`t fall under one of those technically. I`m a cashier, nothing about my name badge says "Would you like fries with that"

It DOES however give creepy guys coming through my till the opportunity to go
"Well hello Jamie..."

>:( Dammit, I hate it! I don`t like you knowing my name when I don`t know yours! I also have the decency not to read your credit/debit cards and creepily say "Have a nice day Mr Peter L Creston"

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Male 123
#5 is too true :P
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Male 512
sorry for the multi-post; nirosaki beat me to it
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Male 512
your*
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Male 512
So you`re name tag says that you`re a page and cannot be found? :P
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Female 654
So.. it implies you`re a missing 404 webpage?
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Male 801
Broken for me too
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Male 340
The page cannot be found
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Male 203
link doesn`t work...
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Male 569
broken?
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Male 382
Link: What Your Name Badge Really Says About You [Rate Link] - We all have to get crappy jobs. If we`re really unlucky, we also have to wear nametags. Here`s what yours says about you
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