Water Still Wet, Google Still Racist [Pic]

Submitted by: dannyseven 7 years ago in Tech

At some point, Google is just gonna have to stop making suggestions.
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Male 95
haha
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Female 151
what day did google have that michael jackson thing? was it the 29th? i missed it!
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Female 5,222
>>;
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Male 4
It`s *Sieg Heil, you idiot.
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Male 20
seing heil!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 549
overmann, what does that even mean? mexicans and for that matter immigrants do tons of grunt work here in the united states. what they do with the money is another separate issue.
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Male 2,600
"We are not lazy, we are overworked and underpayed and if you disagree you s&ck."

Ah, okay. You must only be productive in your own country, then.

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Female 1,264
Well, I can`t see it. D:

As for us Mexicans being lazy, I wonder how lazy is a person that gets up at 5 am to go to work, gets back at home at 9 after a loooong day of overwork, six days a week. We are not lazy, we are overworked and underpayed and if you disagree you s&ck.
Sorry, I`m ranting here. XD

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Male 260
too bad it`s fake :(
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Female 2,027
hhahahha
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Male 274
To Moonperyie:

Hey, it isnt a thing in brazil to take naps after lunch. We are hard working ppl here. Do not talk poo u know nothing about.

If the mexicans are lazy or not i dont know crap... ive never been to mexico.

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Male 65
BURRRRRRRRRRRN BY THE RED LETTERS. HURTS DONT IT AlewaresXD
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Female 19
yea ok because there are books called why are black people so lazy and a black guy stole my car.
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Male 1,153
im not lazy. its all the industrious asians making me look lazy
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Male 2,313
"Google search suggestions are not funny. At all. Most of the time they`re just book and movie names anyway. Google isn`t just suggesting ridiculous phrases that make no sense for your humor purposes. Books and movies are commonly searched. What makes this even less funny is that it is fake, possibly done with a google generator. Lame."

You`re lame.

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Male 222
Google search suggestions are not funny. At all. Most of the time they`re just book and movie names anyway. Google isn`t just suggesting ridiculous phrases that make no sense for your humor purposes. Books and movies are commonly searched. What makes this even less funny is that it is fake, possibly done with a google generator. Lame.

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Male 2,737
LOL. My thoughts EXACTLY!!!
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Male 4,594
Okay, it was funny for a few seconds, but now this joke is just getting old...
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Male 2,600
Lazy in the context I had intended does not have anything to do with sleeping but rather it was more along the lines of "Why don`t Mexicans get up off their lazy asses and actually *earn* their lot in life instead of stumbling around looking for a hand-out?"
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Male 118
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and the one above the highlight :O

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Male 136
What I hate is IAB censoring our naughty words into childish words like poo (see below - he didn`t really want to say poo, you know). Last time I looked, I was all grown up, with the intelligence to match.
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Male 970
i hate this stupid fake poo, its just boring
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Male 42
Took this screen cap 5 minutes ago.

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Male 418
Not all of these are fake. Google bombing is not that hard, but they usually get fixed really fast.
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Male 97
this is all fake, especially this one.

type "why are blac people so lazy" and then when the page loads just edit the sentence to "why are white people so lazy" and it looks like google is racist. voila

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Male 8,302
> theBSR

That`s because its completely misspelled anyway.

1 = "A honky"
2 = "Two honkies"
3 or more = "Da Man"

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Male 992
They didn`t fix this one yet....
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Male 4,547
People who live in hot countries sleep in the afternoon. That`s when the sun is at it`s peak and you shouldn`t be working.

The Europeans historically worked during this time because it`s nice out. Now that w all have desk jobs, it doesn`t apply so much, but our sleep cycles haven`t adapted yet.

Long story short, people descended from people who live in hot countries would do better to sleep in the afternoon and less at night.

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Female 97
i love those everytime
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Male 3,842

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
2125 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:05:04 PM
somkeybuds, this is a NoFX joke from "The New Anthem of Long Island", or something:
Why aren`t there any Mexicans on Star Trek? Because they don`t work in the future, either!
oh ho ho
i kid, i kid. Blame NoFX, not me

I`m not blaming anyone for anything but the late and extremely talented Ricardo Montalban (KHAAAN!) was Mexican.

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Male 2,506
They fix these things in hours.
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Female 91
Actually it should be "Why are Spaniards and people of Spanish decent so lazy?" Cuz its not just Mexico.

It would be even MORE accurate to add the Portuguese and Brazilians to that statement....

AND ALSO PEOPLE`S OF: Philippines, China, Vietnam, Bangladesh, India, Southern Italy, Greece, Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, FYR Macedonia, Serbia, Malta and North Africa.

Because they all take afternoon siestas, which is what gave Latinos a bad rep of laziness in this country.

But, its actually healthy to take a nap in the afternoon. Ask a doctor. It keeps you young. :P

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Male 2,600
"Shouldn`t the correction be why are mexicans so lazy?"

Yes.

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Male 1,918
how old is this! i googled it and it didn`t do that
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Female 1,593
Lionhart is still my hero! lol
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Female 1,004
What I love is the Michael Jackson feet for the Google image in this one...

Other than that, kinda meh.

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Female 147
This is getting out of hand. You laugh because you don`t know how stupid you are. It`s sad, kind of.
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Male 13,624
*chuckles a fair ole bit*
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Male 328
if you type in "why are" the first choice is why are white people so lazy.. that is pretty racist
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Male 47
Hahahah Lionhart`s is so much better!
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Male 8,302
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Male 101
"even though theyre photoshopped and pretty degrading, you gotta admit that theyre really funny."

It wasn`t funny the first time, why would it be funny now?

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Female 282
i would be laughing, but this is lame. AND i am black >:(
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Female 126
even though theyre photoshopped and pretty degrading, you gotta admit that theyre really funny.
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Female 1,890
pfft who doesnt know why black people are lazy?
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Male 376
Hurr durr so funny every time its posted!!!11
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Male 250
haha nice
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Female 33
I agree, Aretsuku-kun :/ These are getting old.
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Male 1,003
White people who live in trailer parks are lazy.
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Male 308
Why do you keep posting these? They`re not funny anymore for one and two they`re hoaxes.
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Male 1,403
oh thats right, i did mean to say that!
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Female 84
No..it shouldn`t...
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Female 11
Shouldn`t the correction be why are mexicans so lazy?
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Female 924
meh
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Male 3,425
This was funny once.
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Male 1,718
Then again, google it and the first option is
Why are black people so lazy? - Yahoo! Answers
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Male 403
retarded. Easy to do, not funny.
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Male 360
haha I liked KekS better
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Female 9,477
Boring. :(
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Male 1,196
very fake. very easy to do. not very funny.
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Male 1,485
wow keks, thats amazing!!!
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Female 15,763
"Supersmash - I dont think it racism will ever go away, its the general Human ignorance, I guess the only time it will, is when Aliens arrive, but this will just offset the ignorance to said aliens"

Well pre-human ape things in packs that fought other pre-human ape things in packs did better when they could categorize and alienate a specific group.

Yay evolution.

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Male 180
Bad fake is bad.
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Male 2,855
first one was funny, this was not
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Male 588
Those are really easy to fake:

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Male 569
it looks like someone just learned how to work the google on the internet machine. duh, pedology.
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Male 1,666
"All Google does is suggest things based on popular searches. It`s not Google that`s racist, it`s all of us."

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Google is racist!

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Female 1,984
It`s not real. I did this just now on Google and the black people thing did NOT show up.

FAIL.

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Male 54
He faked this one.. all he did was type something like "why are lback people so lazy" - Google corrected it to "black people", then he changed the "lback" into "white", but didn`t click on Search ;)
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Female 2,672
lol these are funny
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Male 214
the first one wasnt very funny...neither is this one. :(
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Male 571
All Google does is suggest things based on popular searches. It`s not Google that`s racist, it`s all of us.
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Male 132
fail post is fail. stop the pooty pics
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Male 13,624
Supersmash - I dont think it racism will ever go away, its the general Human ignorance, I guess the only time it will, is when Aliens arrive, but this will just offset the ignorance to said aliens
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Male 199
Google doesn`t do that, but the first link was a Yahoo answers question that asked "Why are black people so lazy?"
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Male 3,756
I think this just proves it`s people that are racist.

Not like we didn`t already know that.

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Male 799
i tried it, no dice.
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Female 182
oh gees
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Male 156
LOL
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Male 658
This is exactly the same as the last one.
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Male 1,148
that was badly made. Should have had the question mark. seriously.
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Male 3
Hhahahhaaha!
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Male 2,788
Uh
shouldn`t it be
the other way around?
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Male 54
...You forgot the question mark...
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Male 71
Link: Water Still Wet, Google Still Racist [Pic] [Rate Link] - At some point, Google is just gonna have to stop making suggestions.
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