Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen

Submitted by: eugenius 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/8-things-will-definitely-happen-during-your-first-week-college

8 things that will definitely happen during your first week of college.
There are 22 comments:
Female 1,231
Since I`m not a guy, most of these don`t apply. XD The only one I`d probably do is toss poo from IKEA off a roof, and if I do that I`ll stay sober so that I can remember it perfectly. ;D
0
Reply
Male 337
hmmmmmm.... i didnt do any of those
0
Reply
Female 4,028
Just finished my first week of college. None of these have happened yet. I`m actually doing pretty well with my morning classes, too. I used to have to be in school by 7:05, so being there five minutes earlier isn`t too big a deal.
And yes, I did spend about three hundred dollars on school things, but that was solely on textbooks, school supplies and a parking pass.

Then again, I`m going to a community college to transfer, so I`ll get back to you in two years.

0
Reply
Male 9,306
I`m so glad I don`t drink, and just do day classes.
0
Reply
Female 1,413
lol this was hilarious. read the comments on the bottom, guys. i almost peed my pants laughing
0
Reply
Male 438
Whaley_girl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
60 Posts Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:29:15 PM
I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)

No that`s just alot of confusion, puberty, marijuana, and bi-curiosness....ladies.

0
Reply
Female 3,696
hahah the pic for
"You Will Throw Up On Everything You Just Bought At Target"

is absolutely amazing!

and
`I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)"

Oh dear god I hope not...

0
Reply
Male 842
ok, my freshman year was NOTHING like that. X-D
0
Reply
Female 523
hahaha the one about the ten people whom you have nothing in common with is definitely true.
0
Reply
Female 73
I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)
0
Reply
Female 1,427
"But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don`t feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year."

Exactly. And you don`t have to pay nearly as much, either.

Which is great if your parents aren`t loaded and you didn`t get a scholarship.

0
Reply
Male 341
From my experience last year, this article is pretty accurate. Not sure how true it is for GDIs, but I think they need to add running from the cops as well :P
0
Reply
Male 720
16 hours at community college this year = Thousands of extra dollars to be spent on beer next year :-D
0
Reply
Male 1,918
they don`t know me and how the f*ck is this all gunna happen in a week
0
Reply
Female 723
Panth- I thought that would be the best move for me, then had a heck of a hard time getting financial aid (and recognition for scholarships I qualified for) as a transfer student!

If you think you could qualify for a scholarship somewhere, at least give it a shot. :)

0
Reply
Female 9,475
But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don`t feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year.
0
Reply
Male 1,375
yeah except they don`t tell you what will happen after all this that happened to me. YOU WILL FAIL YOUR FIRST YEAR. Then have your parents not pay for college cus your an idiot and partied too much so you get a full time job and end up going back to college 2 years later and avoid doing all of this sh*t and study your ass off
0
Reply
Male 2,592
ok so i hit the snooze button till 6am most mornings but thats beside the point here
0
Reply
Male 2,592
Yeah.. the life of RICH college kids. Spin back to real life and look at me (and probably MOST of you).. i get the freak up at 5:30am every morning to drive an hour to full time tech school then once thats done.. i gotta be a factory rat for 10 hours. i don`t mean to be complainin but damn... lucky kids lol
0
Reply
Male 1,403
i feel like i just read a collegehumor article. i hate that feeling.
0
Reply
Female 2,672
hehe pretty funny link
0
Reply
Male 1,620
Link: Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen [Rate Link] - 8 things that will definitely happen during your first week of college.
0
Reply