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Date: 08/22/09 09:03 AM

22 Responses to Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen

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    eugenius Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Link: Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen - 8 things that will definitely happen during your first week of college.
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
    hehe pretty funny link
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:21 am
    i feel like i just read a collegehumor article. i hate that feeling.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Yeah.. the life of RICH college kids. Spin back to real life and look at me (and probably MOST of you).. i get the freak up at 5:30am every morning to drive an hour to full time tech school then once thats done.. i gotta be a factory rat for 10 hours. i don`t mean to be complainin but damn... lucky kids lol
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:26 am
    ok so i hit the snooze button till 6am most mornings but thats beside the point here
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:38 am
    yeah except they don`t tell you what will happen after all this that happened to me. YOU WILL FAIL YOUR FIRST YEAR. Then have your parents not pay for college cus your an idiot and partied too much so you get a full time job and end up going back to college 2 years later and avoid doing all of this sh*t and study your ass off
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 9:47 am
    But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don`t feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Panth- I thought that would be the best move for me, then had a heck of a hard time getting financial aid (and recognition for scholarships I qualified for) as a transfer student!

    If you think you could qualify for a scholarship somewhere, at least give it a shot. :)

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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
    they don`t know me and how the f*ck is this all gunna happen in a week
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    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    16 hours at community college this year = Thousands of extra dollars to be spent on beer next year :-D
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    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    From my experience last year, this article is pretty accurate. Not sure how true it is for GDIs, but I think they need to add running from the cops as well :P
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    "But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don`t feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year."

    Exactly. And you don`t have to pay nearly as much, either.

    Which is great if your parents aren`t loaded and you didn`t get a scholarship.

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    Whaley_girl Female 13-17
    73 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    hahaha the one about the ten people whom you have nothing in common with is definitely true.
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    Djer Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    ok, my freshman year was NOTHING like that. X-D
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    hahah the pic for
    "You Will Throw Up On Everything You Just Bought At Target"

    is absolutely amazing!

    and
    `I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)"

    Oh dear god I hope not...

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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:17 am
    Whaley_girl
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    60 Posts Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:29:15 PM
    I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)

    No that`s just alot of confusion, puberty, marijuana, and bi-curiosness....ladies.

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:45 am
    lol this was hilarious. read the comments on the bottom, guys. i almost peed my pants laughing
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2009 at 1:38 am
    I`m so glad I don`t drink, and just do day classes.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2009 at 3:20 am
    Just finished my first week of college. None of these have happened yet. I`m actually doing pretty well with my morning classes, too. I used to have to be in school by 7:05, so being there five minutes earlier isn`t too big a deal.
    And yes, I did spend about three hundred dollars on school things, but that was solely on textbooks, school supplies and a parking pass.

    Then again, I`m going to a community college to transfer, so I`ll get back to you in two years.

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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:31 am
    hmmmmmm.... i didnt do any of those
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Since I`m not a guy, most of these don`t apply. XD The only one I`d probably do is toss poo from IKEA off a roof, and if I do that I`ll stay sober so that I can remember it perfectly. ;D

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