Walrus at His Moment of Realization [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

"My God, I can"t believe I"ve wasted my life acting like a jackass for a bunch of pasty slack-jawed tourists."
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Female 172
seasaw776
I do!!
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Female 87
aww wee baby
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Female 55
Get back in the water and do flips! That`s what I pay you for!!
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Male 1,484
poor guy
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Male 345
Someone officially captured that point in time where all hope is crushed and all that is left is the overwhelming desire to kill yourself before the sun comes up again on your sad, souless life. Good times, bring grandma and the kids and be sure to get the Fast Pass to make sure you can see it two or three times...
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Male 35
Thats actually realy creepy, Imagine being a seal in a room filled with Canadians with bats? BTW, Jalacaob, Have you never seen a walrus?

DVLDR + Revolder
I dont think anyone wants to see a walrus penis.

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Male 190
HEY LOOK, HIS WIENER!
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Male 1,647

Looks like a giant, slimy pill bug.

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Female 17
Why are there bows and arrows in the background? Has the walrus just been shot in the eye?
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Female 1,413
cute
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Male 612
well...anyone noticed his wiener?
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Male 1,222
It looks like a turd
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Female 1,593
Poor lolrus. The lolcats told him to close his eyes and count to 10 and there would be a big surprise. The surprise? They stole his bukkit.
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Female 72
noooooo, my bucket!
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Male 1,403
haha
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Female 1,260
and all for a buncha fish - not even good fish either.
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Male 1,666
Dey be takin` mah bucket!
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Male 759
Goo goo g`joob
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Male 1,918
It`s crying cause they removed his (double meaning) "tusks"
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Male 976
I didn`t know Sally Struthers had a job at the Aquarium?? Good for her. :)
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Male 1,270
He`s clearly trying to suck himself off.
What? Too naasty?
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Female 241
*double facepalm*
BTW where are its tusks?
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Male 8
its crying because they melted down his bucket to make the fancy art in the background.
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Female 9,401
Aww, I wanna hug it.
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Male 1,232
I don`t see it... It`s a walrus but... Where`s its face?
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Female 92
"walruses look like jamie (that douchebag from mythbusters)"
Jamie always reminds me of a walrus...
Perhaps that`s him in the Bukkit picture?
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Female 15,763
D:

Oh god I want to hug him. WE WILL AVENGE YOU AND YOUR BUCKET, SAD WALRUS!

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Female 986
More, "Oh my god... It has been so long... since I`ve had my bucket."
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Female 924
The new description (it was posted earlier without any description except) doesn`t make this picture any better, it`s still lame.
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Female 654
As I scrolled down I thought I was looking at a gigantic foreskin.
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Male 3,915
i didn`t even know those things COULD sit...
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Male 480
XD Lol
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Female 5,222
awwww
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Male 1,140
v v v v lmao
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Male 5,314
he`s the walrus
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Male 13,624
Losing ones swimming trunks in public is very shameful
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Male 1,375
that is one rather large rollie poley
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Male 308
"MY BUKKIT! ITS GONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
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Male 3,756
Oh, god. Why did I ever drop out of med school?


I am the walrus.

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Female 50
he looks like a lima bean. :D
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Female 218
Awww...I wanna give him a hug!
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Male 101
wheres his bukkit
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Female 523
hahaha i agree with ILuvMJ.
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Male 387
OMG the rolls
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Male 23
I didn`t look at the caption for this when I clicked it. I thought it was going to be Walrus realizing his bucket will never be found.

This was meh... and un-funny. :/

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Male 1,505
It looks delicious.
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Male 228
Oh, that`s cute (but I`ve seen this image many, many times while perusing the website SeaMammalsAndMan.com LOL)
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Female 151
walruses look like jamie (that douchebag from mythbusters)
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Male 2,388
i want to hug it
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Female 2,672
it looks like a fat guys...thumb :S
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Male 3,619
poor guy... :(
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Male 1,704
why is all the decriptions coming up "tk"
and the names of the liks are different from when i open em up?
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Male 1,190
With a gut like that he should be ashamed, or is that a-shamu`ed
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Male 4,867
looks like a fat slug...
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Male 120
it doesnt help that all those people are laughing at her
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Male 375
I think I saw her on the bus.
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Female 1,780
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