Toss The Turtle

Submitted by: Batmanners 7 years ago Games
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/508440

Shoot the turtle out of a tank. Upgrade guns to shoot him in mid-air too.
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Male 75
7 287 387.9 ft, but that was using 106 nukes! It also took about an hour for just that launch I think, I didn`t see when the launch started.
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Male 48
Nice game. Stayed up until 3am playing it. One thing though - stuff goes by so fast once you get decent equipment; doesn`t seem like there`s much skill or strategy to it (until you`re almost out of momentum, and then there isn`t all that much you can do) - or did I miss something?
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Male 10,440
It won`t display past 9,999,999 ft :(
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Male 12
4513736.6 FT
took me like 68 nukes and the best gun/cannon
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Male 192
Aw man, Almost caught up with you haaaa. I got 4,129,421.2.
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Male 1
got 4138922,5 ft :D
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Male 153
YES! ha ha i finely got all the achievements.:-)
But i just spent five hours of my life playing a flash game...
eh whatever. Thanks to Batmanners for posting the game.
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Male 25
My best is 2610441.2 beat that
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Female 3,598
kinda dumb
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Male 13,624
Gotta stop tossing mah turtle ......
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Male 4,004
I know how addicting it can be. I`ve got all the items in the game now, and all I have to do is earn the achievements and then I`ll be KING I tells ya, KING!!!
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Male 2,551
Hmm...toss the turtle...sounds kinda like a euphamism to me.
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Male 2,034
I love how the turtle looks vaguely like Squirtle.
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Male 169
With the tank,the golden gun, and missile you can easily go 900 000+ ft without touching the ground and that`s without factoring lucky bounces, chest bombs, nukes, extra ammo etc. If it weren`t for those balloon spikes (and if you had a fortune`s worth in nukes) you could probably keep going for half an hour lol
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Male 541
like with the golden gun, and the turtle going with practically no speed, the gun makes him go easily an extra 350k ft.. while the ak only makes him go like 500ft
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Male 1,347
awww, I was doing alright for only the 2nd cannon and an eagle but i got abducted =(
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Male 541
the golden gun not only makes it go uber higher, but uber fast aswell... the golden gun is a far better gun than the ak (imo)
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Male 7,378
Thanks for the tips gorgack
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Male 601
Damn, I got to 6,820,282 feet before a floating ninja-star snagged me.
I had 5 golden gun bullets left and 60 nukes...:(
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Male 340
I only got 1,172,000 feet. I used the AK and the tank.
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Male 153
gorgack2000- i did it as he fell too. when i shot him with the ak 47 it sent him an extra 750ft into space but with the golden gun it sent him an extra 1500ft.

I took a screen shot when i did it if you don`t believe me. http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt285...
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Male 4,680
1337_mod - Huh, it barely did better than the AK-47 for me. But then I was hitting the turtle just as he was falling down from space.
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Male 10,440
bah! The end is all luck. If you keep picking up ammo you`ll bounce forever, so long as you don`t randomly fly into spikes.
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Male 153
gorgack2000- really? because for me its kinda like firing the cannon again.
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Male 4,680
1337_mod - you used the golden gun? Huh, I found it did the same job as the AK-47, but with less ammo. Is there a certain way of using it?

Wolfking- Gah, had to post just as I was posting my FAQ.

Me - How many times have I posted on this thread now? SEVEN TIMES???? Gah, this game is too addictive.

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Male 4,680

Tips for newbies:
Buy the rocket pack first.
Later buy the jetpack and eventually the missile. Wait until you`re at full height before setting it off.

Buy the sub-machine gun ASAP. Then the AK-47.

Eventually you`ll shoot that poor turtle so high he vanishes from the screen. The second he reappears, shoot him ONCE and he`ll go flying up again. Repeat as many times as possible and you`ll definitely get a million points without even touching the ground. The more you shoot him, the further he flies (thus the AK47 is the best weapon on the game, as it has 30 bullets).

Don`t bother with the golden gun. As far as I can tell, it`s useless compared to the AK-47.

Getting some medals also gets you bonuses (for instance playing for one hour gives you 50% more cannon power and so on) so get as many as you can before trying for a high-score.

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Male 156
eh i got bored real quick
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Male 4,680
You have to buy the golden cannon BEFORE you buy the tank, even though it doesn`t say it in the description. Just so you know.

Click the question mark on the shop sign to find the hidden achievement and watch a very short animation. Doesn`t do anything permanent though unless you`re logged into a newgrounds account...

Once you get the golden shell achievement (buy everything) spend all your money on nukes. Buy a body bomb first though, they`re only $2000 a pop.

Late in the game your worst enemy will be balloon spikes. Buying a body bomb will save you once but after that you`re at their mercy since you`ll be travelling so fast you won`t be able to see them (let alone avoid them) until it`s too late :(

Nukes don`t seem to affect the turtle when he`s off screen. Try to time it right so the nuke detonates just before the turtle touches the floor.

Hold W and D and you`ll go much further than holding no buttons. A and S are pretty much useless unless you`re trying to kill yourself.

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Male 4,680
Some of the later launches will go on for 10-15 minutes. You`ve been warned :)

New players; you earn $250 more for landing by slowing to a stop than landing by hitting spikes, so try to avoid spikes even if you`re trying to commit suicide.

You earn far, far more points in the first couple of minutes of a launch than you do after, so dying after five minutes or so isn`t that bad.

Aim at a 45 degree angle and at full power for best results.

Woah, that big? Well enjoy the tips guide, other peeps feel free to add to it.

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Male 153
gorgack2000 ha ha thanks. i used 10 nukes and i got extra ammo for my golden gun 3 times. it was all luck.
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Male 4,680
3,260,067 feet, $911788 earned:
http://i31.tinypic.com/353b8rk.jpg

2 hours well-spent :3

1337_mod you must be a wizard to get (almost) 7 million points. That`s the only logical explanation I can think of.

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Male 153
6,998,145.|-( it got to the point i just wanted it to stop.
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Male 74
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Female 2,672
2.8 million
i gotta thank swiss for showing me this t`other day
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Male 4,680
Hour later and still playing :l
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Male 6
3.8 million + = I. must. quit. now.
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Male 246
really great game, and I rarely play any of the games on I-A-B
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Male 4,680
I actually had to tear myself away from the game just to write this comment. Damn this is addictive!
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Male 168
i got 1.4 million points :P i used all the besst stuff though
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Female 97
addicting mean great game
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Male 3,619
im getting pritty sick of tossing that turtle

but its so hilarius! every time i toss him i imagine he goes "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

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Male 1,140
CANT STOP! HAVE PROBLEM
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Male 1,718
So win. Castle crashers music, hominoid stuff, all it amazing
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Male 516
"Great game, although if someone asked what Ive been doing the last half hour, and I reply, "tossing the turtle`` I think I will raise eyebrows"

LOL. I think I`m going to start using that euphemism now.

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Male 2,344
Pretty addicting. I was kinda far into it, until I clicked "clear data" without thinking.

:(

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Male 1,403
boring
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Male 75
this was really addicting.
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Male 13,624
Great game, although if someone asked what Ive been doing the last half hour, and I reply, ``tossing the turtle`` I think I will raise eyebrows
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Male 5,314
damn yous. DAMN YOUSSS.
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Male 4,004
Link: Toss The Turtle [Rate Link] - Shoot the turtle out of a tank. Upgrade guns to shoot him in mid-air too.
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