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Date: 08/31/09 09:03 AM

50 Responses to Toss The Turtle

  1. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Link: Toss The Turtle - Shoot the turtle out of a tank. Upgrade guns to shoot him in mid-air too.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 10:56 am
    damn yous. DAMN YOUSSS.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Great game, although if someone asked what Ive been doing the last half hour, and I reply, ``tossing the turtle`` I think I will raise eyebrows
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    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    this was really addicting.
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    boring
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Pretty addicting. I was kinda far into it, until I clicked "clear data" without thinking.

    :(

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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    "Great game, although if someone asked what Ive been doing the last half hour, and I reply, "tossing the turtle`` I think I will raise eyebrows"

    LOL. I think I`m going to start using that euphemism now.

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    So win. Castle crashers music, hominoid stuff, all it amazing
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    CANT STOP! HAVE PROBLEM
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    im getting pritty sick of tossing that turtle

    but its so hilarius! every time i toss him i imagine he goes "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

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    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    addicting mean great game
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    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    i got 1.4 million points :P i used all the besst stuff though
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    I actually had to tear myself away from the game just to write this comment. Damn this is addictive!
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    really great game, and I rarely play any of the games on I-A-B
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    grassynole Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    3.8 million + = I. must. quit. now.
  16. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Hour later and still playing :l
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    2.8 million
    i gotta thank swiss for showing me this t`other day
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    sseann Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    http://tinypic.com/r/2czwtjd/3
    4,406,887
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    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    6,998,145.|-( it got to the point i just wanted it to stop.
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    3,260,067 feet, $911788 earned:
    http://i31.tinypic.com/353b8rk.jpg

    2 hours well-spent :3

    1337_mod you must be a wizard to get (almost) 7 million points. That`s the only logical explanation I can think of.

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    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    gorgack2000 ha ha thanks. i used 10 nukes and i got extra ammo for my golden gun 3 times. it was all luck.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Some of the later launches will go on for 10-15 minutes. You`ve been warned :)

    New players; you earn $250 more for landing by slowing to a stop than landing by hitting spikes, so try to avoid spikes even if you`re trying to commit suicide.

    You earn far, far more points in the first couple of minutes of a launch than you do after, so dying after five minutes or so isn`t that bad.

    Aim at a 45 degree angle and at full power for best results.

    Woah, that big? Well enjoy the tips guide, other peeps feel free to add to it.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    You have to buy the golden cannon BEFORE you buy the tank, even though it doesn`t say it in the description. Just so you know.

    Click the question mark on the shop sign to find the hidden achievement and watch a very short animation. Doesn`t do anything permanent though unless you`re logged into a newgrounds account...

    Once you get the golden shell achievement (buy everything) spend all your money on nukes. Buy a body bomb first though, they`re only $2000 a pop.

    Late in the game your worst enemy will be balloon spikes. Buying a body bomb will save you once but after that you`re at their mercy since you`ll be travelling so fast you won`t be able to see them (let alone avoid them) until it`s too late :(

    Nukes don`t seem to affect the turtle when he`s off screen. Try to time it right so the nuke detonates just before the turtle touches the floor.

    Hold W and D and you`ll go much further than holding no buttons. A and S are pretty much useless unless you`re trying to kill yourself.

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    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    eh i got bored real quick
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Tips for newbies:
    Buy the rocket pack first.
    Later buy the jetpack and eventually the missile. Wait until you`re at full height before setting it off.

    Buy the sub-machine gun ASAP. Then the AK-47.

    Eventually you`ll shoot that poor turtle so high he vanishes from the screen. The second he reappears, shoot him ONCE and he`ll go flying up again. Repeat as many times as possible and you`ll definitely get a million points without even touching the ground. The more you shoot him, the further he flies (thus the AK47 is the best weapon on the game, as it has 30 bullets).

    Don`t bother with the golden gun. As far as I can tell, it`s useless compared to the AK-47.

    Getting some medals also gets you bonuses (for instance playing for one hour gives you 50% more cannon power and so on) so get as many as you can before trying for a high-score.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    1337_mod - you used the golden gun? Huh, I found it did the same job as the AK-47, but with less ammo. Is there a certain way of using it?

    Wolfking- Gah, had to post just as I was posting my FAQ.

    Me - How many times have I posted on this thread now? SEVEN TIMES???? Gah, this game is too addictive.

  27. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    gorgack2000- really? because for me its kinda like firing the cannon again.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    bah! The end is all luck. If you keep picking up ammo you`ll bounce forever, so long as you don`t randomly fly into spikes.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    1337_mod - Huh, it barely did better than the AK-47 for me. But then I was hitting the turtle just as he was falling down from space.
  30. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    gorgack2000- i did it as he fell too. when i shot him with the ak 47 it sent him an extra 750ft into space but with the golden gun it sent him an extra 1500ft.

    I took a screen shot when i did it if you don`t believe me. http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt285...
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    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I only got 1,172,000 feet. I used the AK and the tank.
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    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Damn, I got to 6,820,282 feet before a floating ninja-star snagged me.
    I had 5 golden gun bullets left and 60 nukes...:(
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    Thanks for the tips gorgack
  34. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    the golden gun not only makes it go uber higher, but uber fast aswell... the golden gun is a far better gun than the ak (imo)
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    awww, I was doing alright for only the 2nd cannon and an eagle but i got abducted =(
  36. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    like with the golden gun, and the turtle going with practically no speed, the gun makes him go easily an extra 350k ft.. while the ak only makes him go like 500ft
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    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    With the tank,the golden gun, and missile you can easily go 900 000+ ft without touching the ground and that`s without factoring lucky bounces, chest bombs, nukes, extra ammo etc. If it weren`t for those balloon spikes (and if you had a fortune`s worth in nukes) you could probably keep going for half an hour lol
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    I love how the turtle looks vaguely like Squirtle.
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:19 am
    Hmm...toss the turtle...sounds kinda like a euphamism to me.
  40. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:55 am
    I know how addicting it can be. I`ve got all the items in the game now, and all I have to do is earn the achievements and then I`ll be KING I tells ya, KING!!!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Gotta stop tossing mah turtle ......
  42. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    kinda dumb
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    jake15243 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    My best is 2610441.2 beat that
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    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    YES! ha ha i finely got all the achievements.:-)
    But i just spent five hours of my life playing a flash game...
    eh whatever. Thanks to Batmanners for posting the game.
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    haaaa Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 2, 2009 at 5:57 am
    got 4138922,5 ft :D
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    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Aw man, Almost caught up with you haaaa. I got 4,129,421.2.
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    rmn_91 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    4513736.6 FT
    took me like 68 nukes and the best gun/cannon
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    It won`t display past 9,999,999 ft :(
  49. Profile photo of IceUck
    IceUck Male 40-49
    48 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 12:20 am
    Nice game. Stayed up until 3am playing it. One thing though - stuff goes by so fast once you get decent equipment; doesn`t seem like there`s much skill or strategy to it (until you`re almost out of momentum, and then there isn`t all that much you can do) - or did I miss something?
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    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    7 287 387.9 ft, but that was using 106 nukes! It also took about an hour for just that launch I think, I didn`t see when the launch started.

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