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Date: 08/29/09 06:06 AM

71 Responses to The World`s Most Unfortunate Surname [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Link: The World`s Most Unfortunate Surname - Not the exact spelling, but close enough to have to endure a lifetime of hell.
  2. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:14 am
    First let me say that you Aussies have some weird ass phone numbers, and second, I CALL NO WAY!
  3. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:17 am
    I wonder what the origine is behind that name...
  4. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:28 am
    arrrrr
  5. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Now that`s just unfortunate. If it`s a woman, she shall forever be labelled a slut, and if it`s a man, he shall forever be labelled a man slut.
  6. Profile photo of whatehpotato
    whatehpotato Female 13-17
    59 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:32 am
    LOL, btw Negative one your phone numbers are strange to me
  7. Profile photo of chillydog_11
    chillydog_11 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:35 am
    hahah thats in adelaide, australia, i have the white pages for that state if anione wants his number,

    just joking

  8. Profile photo of chillydog_11
    chillydog_11 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:38 am
    i have rang that guy before, it went to answering machine and it sounded like an old man.
  9. Profile photo of isaaclanager
    isaaclanager Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:49 am
    ha ha
  10. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Hey I know Old Man Peanisbreath.

    We hang out at the bar with Sally Kuntlips and Joe McButterpants.

  11. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Isn`t he married to Molly Meatflaps?
  12. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:26 am
    This is the Adelaide white pages, I have this phonebook :)
    Funny thing is, he lives near Wenis House. xD
  13. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:36 am
    lol @ Baelzar :)
  14. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:43 am
    So I post this and all the Radelaiders that I never knew were on IAB appear...

    I call parteh at the mall`s balls! We can have fritz and frog cakes :)

  15. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:44 am
    hahahaha, unlucky.
  16. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:54 am
    I just had to laugh real hard and loud.
  17. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Id pronounce it `Pee-annis-brth`
  18. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:09 am
    hehee
    nice one mushi
  19. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:22 am
    o god >.< the poor bastard.
  20. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:26 am
    Hey guess what, I`m from Adelaide too! I have this book! Not really, I just wanted to fit in :(
  21. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Whooohah - thats a real bad name
  22. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Awwwww...if ever there was a reason to change your name by deedpoll...
  23. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Hahahaha! Oh hey, comments are fixed.
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Is it to late to change that name?
  25. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Ouch.. lol
  26. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Haha! Poor sap.
  27. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:37 am
    I really hope it isn`t pronounced, well, y`know. No hotel or restaurant would ever take this person seriously.
  28. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:47 am
    aw ):
  29. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Imagine all the prank calls he must get
  30. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Back in the days before internet, when I was a little kid, I remember looking through the phonebook to relieve boredom, looking for the funniest name I could find. This one wins!

    PS - the funniest one I found was Lynn Zepp, because in the phonebook it said "Zepp Lynn"

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
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    NerdBurger
    Female, 13-17, Australia
    77 Posts Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:26:11 AM
    This is the Adelaide white pages, I have this phonebook :)
    Funny thing is, he lives near Wenis House. xD


    Thank you, this made the post even funnier!!! I am literally L(ing)OL, not just saying that!

  32. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Oh dear :(
  33. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    hahaahha why agree to be part of the phone book with that
  34. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    You win mushie, you win. Poor guy.
  35. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    rofl!!!!!
  36. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi!
  37. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    The worst one I know is my aunt`s friend from school. Vagina Clapp.
  38. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    hähähä... peeenis
  39. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Sounds English, poor bastard
  40. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Worst possible combo here in Sweden I can think of right now would be Ann Ahl. That`d be pronounced the same as anal. But with Swedish pronounciation, but hell, it sucks anyway.
  41. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Some girl at my school is named Eva Gina.
  42. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    I work with a guy named Michael Hunt. I had to have a sit down with a few of my coworkers (who speak english as a second language) and explain that if they are going to call him Mike, they couldn`t use his last name as well.
  43. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    LOL mushie.

    Nice one.

  44. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I searched all of Oz in whitepages.com.au and there are no matches for Business or Residential, then narrowed it down to the state of SA (where all those towns shown are) and still couldn`t find it.

    PS, one of our states in Oz is NSW, but all the porn is in ACT.

  45. Profile photo of chillydog_11
    chillydog_11 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    haha they showed this on the footy show in sams mailbag.
  46. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Well apparently Mr Peanisbreath is this old dude who owns a coin shop in Adelaide Arcade. Apparently he is super grumpy and rude... but I guess you would be with a name like that.
  47. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Yeah mushie, imagine all the crap he`s had to put up with his entire life.

    Poor Mr. Peanisbreath

  48. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Considering most surnames came from occupations, (Joe Baker was the town`s baker, etc.) kind of makes you wonder about his great, great, great, grandma.
  49. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    > chillydog_11
    > haha they showed this on the footy show in sams mailbag

    Ah well that totally explains it then. Sam Newman is such a loser tosser he almost certainly registered it himself just so it would be printed and he could get a joke out of it.

  50. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    Anyone remember Dick Assman from David Letterman?
  51. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    unique
  52. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Poor Mr. Peanisbreath. -snickers-
  53. Profile photo of anaesthes1a
    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
    108 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    Considering most surnames came from occupations, (Joe Baker was the town`s baker, etc.) kind of makes you wonder about his great, great, great, grandma.

    -----
    My last name is blackburn, I wonder what my ancestor`s occupation was lolol

  54. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    Godamit Lion... I`m gonna have to go to that coin shop now and find Mr Peanisbreath just to prove he actually exists.
  55. Profile photo of ghostayami
    ghostayami Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 29, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    wow poor guy imagine when your in your wedding and in the alter the guy says peanisbreath and everyone starts to laugh :-D
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Richard Peanisbreath
  57. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:51 am
    That is fantastic. Imagine;
    do you take M Peanisbreath to be your loving husband, to lo...
    Oh crap, that`s your surname. Hell no!
  58. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:05 am
    i think i saw this somewhere already, but its still funny the second time around. like family guy
  59. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:21 am
    It is a Poe, anyone can set that up with the fee to open a phone line.
  60. Profile photo of MrGrowley
    MrGrowley Female 13-17
    120 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Thats sad..... :(
  61. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    oh grow up people
  62. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    haha
  63. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    Sometimes phone company or phone directory publisher employees put a few joke names in the book for laughs. A few years back, Jay Leno showed a phone book with a listing for Oliver Clozoff, but it wasn`t my number.

    Oh, and whenever you see a listing with a first initial only, 9 times out of 10 it`s a woman.

  64. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:20 am
    lol, we were drunk the other night (this guy lives in my town) and looked it up. My mate woke up his dad at 2 in the morning to show him this.... the new version came out last week and he now has a silent number :(
  65. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Name that movie: "It was nothing like that, penis breath!"
  66. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    "oh grow up people"

    you haven`t lurked IAB enough

  67. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    OMG, im gonna hurl
  68. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I once worked with a guy whose last name was"Crapp". He used to say he came from a long line of Crapps.
  69. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 2:07 am
    hahahahahhahahahahah poor guy.
  70. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    Jeez, that would suck...but you`d be able to make a funny every min.
  71. Profile photo of MrLogic
    MrLogic Male 30-39
    106 posts
    January 1, 2012 at 6:01 am
    I hope he is never the inventor of a mouthwash or chewing gum. That would be disturbing.

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