The World`s Most Unfortunate Surname [Pic]

Submitted by: mushie_mush 7 years ago in Weird

Not the exact spelling, but close enough to have to endure a lifetime of hell.
There are 71 comments:
Male 106
I hope he is never the inventor of a mouthwash or chewing gum. That would be disturbing.
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Female 1,283
Jeez, that would suck...but you`d be able to make a funny every min.
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Female 420
hahahahahhahahahahah poor guy.
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Male 660
I once worked with a guy whose last name was"Crapp". He used to say he came from a long line of Crapps.
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Male 463
OMG, im gonna hurl
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Male 2,788
"oh grow up people"

you haven`t lurked IAB enough

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Male 371
Name that movie: "It was nothing like that, penis breath!"
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Male 897
lol, we were drunk the other night (this guy lives in my town) and looked it up. My mate woke up his dad at 2 in the morning to show him this.... the new version came out last week and he now has a silent number :(
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Male 15,832
Sometimes phone company or phone directory publisher employees put a few joke names in the book for laughs. A few years back, Jay Leno showed a phone book with a listing for Oliver Clozoff, but it wasn`t my number.

Oh, and whenever you see a listing with a first initial only, 9 times out of 10 it`s a woman.

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Male 1,403
haha
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Male 1,485
oh grow up people
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Female 120
Thats sad..... :(
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Male 1,190
It is a Poe, anyone can set that up with the fee to open a phone line.
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Female 1,413
i think i saw this somewhere already, but its still funny the second time around. like family guy
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Female 253
That is fantastic. Imagine;
do you take M Peanisbreath to be your loving husband, to lo...
Oh crap, that`s your surname. Hell no!
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Female 5,222
Richard Peanisbreath
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Male 1
wow poor guy imagine when your in your wedding and in the alter the guy says peanisbreath and everyone starts to laugh :-D
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Female 2,249
Godamit Lion... I`m gonna have to go to that coin shop now and find Mr Peanisbreath just to prove he actually exists.
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Female 108
Considering most surnames came from occupations, (Joe Baker was the town`s baker, etc.) kind of makes you wonder about his great, great, great, grandma.

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My last name is blackburn, I wonder what my ancestor`s occupation was lolol

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Female 1,593
Poor Mr. Peanisbreath. -snickers-
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Male 275
unique
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Male 3,756
Anyone remember Dick Assman from David Letterman?
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Male 8,302
> chillydog_11
> haha they showed this on the footy show in sams mailbag

Ah well that totally explains it then. Sam Newman is such a loser tosser he almost certainly registered it himself just so it would be printed and he could get a joke out of it.

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Male 1,206
Considering most surnames came from occupations, (Joe Baker was the town`s baker, etc.) kind of makes you wonder about his great, great, great, grandma.
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Male 2,238
Yeah mushie, imagine all the crap he`s had to put up with his entire life.

Poor Mr. Peanisbreath

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Female 2,249
Well apparently Mr Peanisbreath is this old dude who owns a coin shop in Adelaide Arcade. Apparently he is super grumpy and rude... but I guess you would be with a name like that.
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Male 7
haha they showed this on the footy show in sams mailbag.
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Male 8,302
I searched all of Oz in whitepages.com.au and there are no matches for Business or Residential, then narrowed it down to the state of SA (where all those towns shown are) and still couldn`t find it.

PS, one of our states in Oz is NSW, but all the porn is in ACT.

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Male 2,238
LOL mushie.

Nice one.

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Male 619
I work with a guy named Michael Hunt. I had to have a sit down with a few of my coworkers (who speak english as a second language) and explain that if they are going to call him Mike, they couldn`t use his last name as well.
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Male 499
Some girl at my school is named Eva Gina.
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Male 2,553
Worst possible combo here in Sweden I can think of right now would be Ann Ahl. That`d be pronounced the same as anal. But with Swedish pronounciation, but hell, it sucks anyway.
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Female 572
Sounds English, poor bastard
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Female 444
hähähä... peeenis
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Female 428
The worst one I know is my aunt`s friend from school. Vagina Clapp.
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Male 403
My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi!
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Male 1,357
rofl!!!!!
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Male 1,666
You win mushie, you win. Poor guy.
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Male 246
hahaahha why agree to be part of the phone book with that
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Male 10,855
Oh dear :(
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Male 3,842
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NerdBurger
Female, 13-17, Australia
77 Posts Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:26:11 AM
This is the Adelaide white pages, I have this phonebook :)
Funny thing is, he lives near Wenis House. xD


Thank you, this made the post even funnier!!! I am literally L(ing)OL, not just saying that!

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Male 3,842
Back in the days before internet, when I was a little kid, I remember looking through the phonebook to relieve boredom, looking for the funniest name I could find. This one wins!

PS - the funniest one I found was Lynn Zepp, because in the phonebook it said "Zepp Lynn"

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Female 241
Imagine all the prank calls he must get
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Female 931
aw ):
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Male 104
I really hope it isn`t pronounced, well, y`know. No hotel or restaurant would ever take this person seriously.
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Male 782
Haha! Poor sap.
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Female 1,604
Ouch.. lol
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Female 9,494
Is it to late to change that name?
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Male 2,344
Hahahaha! Oh hey, comments are fixed.
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Female 512
Awwwww...if ever there was a reason to change your name by deedpoll...
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Male 13,626
Whooohah - thats a real bad name
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Male 3,425
Hey guess what, I`m from Adelaide too! I have this book! Not really, I just wanted to fit in :(
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Female 1,395
o god >.< the poor bastard.
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Female 2,672
hehee
nice one mushi
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Female 1,412
Id pronounce it `Pee-annis-brth`
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Male 107
I just had to laugh real hard and loud.
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Female 45
hahahaha, unlucky.
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Female 2,249
So I post this and all the Radelaiders that I never knew were on IAB appear...

I call parteh at the mall`s balls! We can have fritz and frog cakes :)

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Female 1,798
lol @ Baelzar :)
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Female 87
This is the Adelaide white pages, I have this phonebook :)
Funny thing is, he lives near Wenis House. xD
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Male 1,399
Isn`t he married to Molly Meatflaps?
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Male 1,399
Hey I know Old Man Peanisbreath.

We hang out at the bar with Sally Kuntlips and Joe McButterpants.

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Male 15
ha ha
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Male 7
i have rang that guy before, it went to answering machine and it sounded like an old man.
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Male 7
hahah thats in adelaide, australia, i have the white pages for that state if anione wants his number,

just joking

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Female 59
LOL, btw Negative one your phone numbers are strange to me
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Male 3,425
Now that`s just unfortunate. If it`s a woman, she shall forever be labelled a slut, and if it`s a man, he shall forever be labelled a man slut.
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Male 1,929
arrrrr
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Female 101
I wonder what the origine is behind that name...
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Male 2,582
First let me say that you Aussies have some weird ass phone numbers, and second, I CALL NO WAY!
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Female 2,249
Link: The World`s Most Unfortunate Surname [Pic] [Rate Link] - Not the exact spelling, but close enough to have to endure a lifetime of hell.
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