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Date: 08/26/09 09:04 AM

43 Responses to The USS Enterprise, Mach II [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18932 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Link: The USS Enterprise, Mach II - Boldly going where no dog has gone before.
  2. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:07 am
    awesome
  3. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:08 am
    lol, amazing
  4. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:13 am
    awesome. truly awesome
  5. Profile photo of phxbrjbr
    phxbrjbr Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:29 am
    i agree....awesome
  6. Profile photo of ballaking14
    ballaking14 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:37 am
    this almos looks abusive lol..michael vick wud be proud haha syke its pretty awesome
  7. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:41 am
    That is pretty awesome.
    Can`t wait for a squirrel to go by
  8. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:46 am
    i actually lol`d
  9. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    And who says Trekkies are sad? LMKAO
  10. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Little Johnny is sitting by the side of the road playing with a bottle when the Priest walks by. "What you got there Johnny?" he asks.
    "Sulphuric acid" replies Johnny.
    "Jesus Christ!!! (Sorry Lord)" thinks the Priest, "I gotta get that off him before he does something bad!!"
    So he pats his pockets down and finds a bottle in one of them.
    "Say Johnny, how about a swap - I`ll give you this bottle of Holy Water in exchange for your bottle of sulphuric acid."
    "What`s so special about Holy Water?" asks Johnny.
    "Why its incredible!" says the Priest. "Just yesterday, I rubbed some on a lady`s tummy and she passed a baby."
    "That`s nothin`,", says Johnny, "I rubbed some of this on my dog`s a*s and he passed a Ferrari."
  11. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    That is one tolerant dog.
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Aww.
  13. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    i love star trek, but i really feel sorry for that dog...
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    Watch out for the aft-firing torpedoes.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Oh and fancy... I`d call it the "Mark II" if I were you. "Mach" means something else.
  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    lol thats awesome, and lion, nice joke
  17. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    As Jay Leno would say:
    "YOUR DOG IS NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT!!!"
    This white trash AND animal cruelty combined.
  18. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Set phazers to pun....
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "Cap`n, the phasers are offline!"
    "Quick Scotty, engage leg-co*k mode and set all Pee-sers on Spray!"
  20. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    I`m not a star trek fan so I don`t get this really. XD
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    There going to emBARK on a journey to boldly walk where no dog has walked before.

    Cajun, animal cruelty? Really?

  22. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    I was about to say how annoyed that dog must be, but honestly, look at that shade that thing will provide. Rock on dog, Rock on!
  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Wow, I didn`t know there were any redneck geeks.
  24. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    man... thats just phucked up.

    its bad enough when people dress up their little chiauhas (sp?) in retarded little outfits. but at least the dogs were spoiled so much that it didn`t classify as torture....

    this does.

    I mean look at the poor thing, he is begging with his eyes...

    And the fact that its an entirely geeky thing in the first place, just shoots this to the top of the FAIL list.

    ROFl.

  25. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    stupid dog...bud light is only gonna get him about warp 3
  26. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    Somebody wanted to do Star Trek doggy style.
  27. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    too cute =^.^=
  28. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    mmmm bud light.
  29. Profile photo of sgjjgs
    sgjjgs Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    CAPTAIN We`re losing anti-matter containment in the engines! What should we do?!

    CHUG!

  30. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 1:34 am
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dog.
  31. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 3:26 am
    photon poop
  32. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 3:27 am
    star trek the search for bones
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Does not compute? That *clearly* looks like Pike & Kirk`s Enterprise NCC-1701, not USS Voyager, BUT I`m sure that`s Janeway`s face?
  34. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 4:45 am
    Why do people dress they`re dogs? Its not cute and they don`t like it.

    Well the dog we had when I was a kid didn`t like it. Trying to dress up a full grown Rottweiler is a really dumb idea by the way.

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 5:35 am
    Is this from "The search for Spot"?
  36. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 8:43 am
    this is spikes log........we`ve traveled.....back....in........time again....to crap on....jesus`s.....floor.
  37. Profile photo of LoveHateMchn
    LoveHateMchn Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 8:50 am
    Anything in a bottle is classier than a can of God`s Tears.
  38. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 8:52 am
    "this is spikes log........we`ve traveled.....back....in........time again....to crap on....jesus`s.....floor."

    that`s some funny poo right there.

  39. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 3:59 am
    lmao thats cute
  40. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    the dog looks excited.
  41. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:14 am
    You need more jets, man, more jets!
  42. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 1:02 am
    "It`s a dog Jim, but not as we know it... it fires photon torpedoes from the aft quarterdeck."
  43. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 11:08 am
    ahh i wondered why we kept dogs as pets. all clear now :)

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