The USS Enterprise, Mach II [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Boldly going where no dog has gone before.
There are 43 comments:
Female 74
ahh i wondered why we kept dogs as pets. all clear now :)
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Male 660
"It`s a dog Jim, but not as we know it... it fires photon torpedoes from the aft quarterdeck."
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Female 193
You need more jets, man, more jets!
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Female 376
the dog looks excited.
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Female 5,222
lmao thats cute
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Male 5,314
"this is spikes log........we`ve traveled.....back....in........time again....to crap on....jesus`s.....floor."

that`s some funny poo right there.

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Male 15
Anything in a bottle is classier than a can of God`s Tears.
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Male 65
this is spikes log........we`ve traveled.....back....in........time again....to crap on....jesus`s.....floor.
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Male 695
Is this from "The search for Spot"?
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Male 525
Why do people dress they`re dogs? Its not cute and they don`t like it.

Well the dog we had when I was a kid didn`t like it. Trying to dress up a full grown Rottweiler is a really dumb idea by the way.

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Male 8,302
Does not compute? That *clearly* looks like Pike & Kirk`s Enterprise NCC-1701, not USS Voyager, BUT I`m sure that`s Janeway`s face?
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Male 1,596
star trek the search for bones
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Male 117
photon poop
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Female 1,412
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dog.
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Male 27
CAPTAIN We`re losing anti-matter containment in the engines! What should we do?!

CHUG!

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Male 906
mmmm bud light.
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Female 572
too cute =^.^=
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Male 107
Somebody wanted to do Star Trek doggy style.
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Male 245
stupid dog...bud light is only gonna get him about warp 3
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Male 656
man... thats just phucked up.

its bad enough when people dress up their little chiauhas (sp?) in retarded little outfits. but at least the dogs were spoiled so much that it didn`t classify as torture....

this does.

I mean look at the poor thing, he is begging with his eyes...

And the fact that its an entirely geeky thing in the first place, just shoots this to the top of the FAIL list.

ROFl.

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Male 11,740
Wow, I didn`t know there were any redneck geeks.
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Male 779
I was about to say how annoyed that dog must be, but honestly, look at that shade that thing will provide. Rock on dog, Rock on!
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Male 3,756
There going to emBARK on a journey to boldly walk where no dog has walked before.

Cajun, animal cruelty? Really?

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Male 480
I`m not a star trek fan so I don`t get this really. XD
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Male 8,302
"Cap`n, the phasers are offline!"
"Quick Scotty, engage leg-co*k mode and set all Pee-sers on Spray!"
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Male 967
Set phazers to pun....
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Male 10,855
As Jay Leno would say:
"YOUR DOG IS NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT!!!"
This white trash AND animal cruelty combined.
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Female 4,197
lol thats awesome, and lion, nice joke
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Male 10,440
Oh and fancy... I`d call it the "Mark II" if I were you. "Mach" means something else.
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Male 10,440
Watch out for the aft-firing torpedoes.
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Male 914
i love star trek, but i really feel sorry for that dog...
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Female 9,475
Aww.
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Male 3,059
That is one tolerant dog.
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Male 8,302
Little Johnny is sitting by the side of the road playing with a bottle when the Priest walks by. "What you got there Johnny?" he asks.
"Sulphuric acid" replies Johnny.
"Jesus Christ!!! (Sorry Lord)" thinks the Priest, "I gotta get that off him before he does something bad!!"
So he pats his pockets down and finds a bottle in one of them.
"Say Johnny, how about a swap - I`ll give you this bottle of Holy Water in exchange for your bottle of sulphuric acid."
"What`s so special about Holy Water?" asks Johnny.
"Why its incredible!" says the Priest. "Just yesterday, I rubbed some on a lady`s tummy and she passed a baby."
"That`s nothin`,", says Johnny, "I rubbed some of this on my dog`s a*s and he passed a Ferrari."
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Male 8,302
And who says Trekkies are sad? LMKAO
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Male 670
i actually lol`d
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Female 372
That is pretty awesome.
Can`t wait for a squirrel to go by
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Male 10
this almos looks abusive lol..michael vick wud be proud haha syke its pretty awesome
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Male 44
i agree....awesome
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Female 961
awesome. truly awesome
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Male 346
lol, amazing
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Male 915
awesome
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Male 20,111
Link: The USS Enterprise, Mach II [Pic] [Rate Link] - Boldly going where no dog has gone before.
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