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Date: 08/11/09 12:02 PM

94 Responses to The New Karate Kid [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Link: The New Karate Kid - Prepare to have your ass kicked.
  2. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    and?? its a kids picture because he is into karate.
  3. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Uh, I don`t really get how this is supposed to be funny. It looks like something from a brochure or magazine.

    Seriously, IAB. :-\

  4. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    he looks so into it... is that where the lols lie?
  5. Profile photo of Blackpuma
    Blackpuma Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Cool ceremonial blade.
  6. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    OK Fancylad, I am prepared, lol.
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    I`m guessing that he`s had enough of getting his ass handed to him on the playground... So he did something about it.
  8. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    its funny because he tries to look so hardcore but hes so.. white and dweeby. lol
  9. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    at least he is doing something that takes discipline, accomplishment is what young people need these days.
  10. Profile photo of jimiyorke
    jimiyorke Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    lol at these glamour shots.
  11. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    lol he looks like such a loser. plus, hes only a greenbelt. i did martail arts just to try it, and i got past that
  12. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    *martial*
  13. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Ummm..tear it up?
  14. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    He looks like he is about to pirouette in the bottom one <.<
  15. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Well it`s under sports, not funny. So it`s sorta alright.
  16. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    I don`t see the big deal about an average looking white dude doing something with his life.
  17. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Meh. Green belt. Also, looks a bit Redneck just standing there with his katana... Pseudo-Japanese Redneck?
  18. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    But I like the fact that he seems serious about a martial art. I practice Taekwondo, it`s really cool some of the stuff the teach you to do, and it really is a great thing to do, for reasons stated by StarDagger, amongst others.
  19. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    oh bad ass
  20. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I have pictures like that frm Tae Kwon Do. :3

    ...This seriously looks like a kid I know...
    And, if it is, you`re all safe.

  21. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Woh watch out for the bad ass green belt kid.
  22. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Three pictures:
    1) Badass with sword on shoulder
    2) Badass jabbing sword at face
    3) ... ballet dancing?
  23. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    In regards to to pose on the bottom right: Doesn`t Tiger Woods do that every time he sinks a difficult putt? Just sayin...
  24. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    looks like the WoW freakout kid
  25. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    I think those are different people.
  26. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    It`s the next Kenny Powers
  27. Profile photo of Hybrovi
    Hybrovi Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I honestly don`t see the point of this...and no, that wasn`t meant as a pun
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    He seems like the kind of guy that spits when he says, "For justice and victory!"
  29. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    the latest ninja... mega-dork!
  30. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    omg....they did this at my martial arts place....my mom forced me to do it....so embarrassing...ugh...
  31. Profile photo of DeadPool17
    DeadPool17 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Pfffft
  32. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Looks like my high energy astrophysics teacher. Only this guy isn`t a pirate and doesn`t have a pirate cat.
  33. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
    268 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Sweep the leg, Johnny!!
  34. Profile photo of Loveless_x
    Loveless_x Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    With his glasses on he looks even more scary >.<
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    As long as he stays away from seeing distance from Chuck Norris, he`s fine. But then again, Chuck Norris can see everything, so he`s not has much time to live...
  36. Profile photo of kittygreens
    kittygreens Female 18-29
    77 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    How inspirational.
  37. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Will smiths son is the Next Karate Kid, actually..
  38. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    I lol`d. He looks so serious and badass with his glasses and green belt.
  39. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    ok ?
  40. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    It doesn`t lo tykondo ok like the freak out kid. It`s probably some wussy martial art like tae kwon do
  41. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    hey kid, stop doing positive things with your life. Try drugs, Theyyyyy`re-GREAT!
  42. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    kinda looks boss eyed in the left pic..
    one eye looking at ya, the other eye looking for ya!
    HA
  43. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Isn`t green belt, like, not that good?

    I looked it up and it is the fifth of nine levels, where white belt is the lowest, which just means you wrote a check to the karate instructor, and black belt is the highest. Green is fifth best, right smack in the middle.

  44. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    "hey kid, stop doing positive things with your life. Try drugs, Theyyyyy`re-GREAT!"

    We should teach that in schools

  45. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    dude green belt is suckish i could probably kick that kids ass since im a first degree and instructor, and im half his size!
  46. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do
  47. Profile photo of MafiaQueen13
    MafiaQueen13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    NOOO Thats Definately NOT Steven. HA HA ;-/ I wish it was!!! :-) ha
  48. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    COBRA!! SWEEP THE LEG!!!
  49. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Wow.
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    You`re all right, LaRusso!
  51. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    If only he had tattooed guns on his body.... If only...
  52. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Anderson Silva would just point and laugh and make him cry.
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do"

    I don`t think those are moves from anything. Standing there with a sheath on your shoulder doesn`t seem like martial arts. I saw the sword-pointing-at-you move in He-Man: Masters of the Universe, and the hand move thing is in pretty much every martial art.

    I`m no expert like you, but I don`t think those are moves at all. Maybe poses.

  54. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.

  55. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    "Anderson Silva would just point and laugh and make him cry. "

    Ryo Chonan would just flying scissor heel hook him into submission. LOL

  56. Profile photo of hpkim
    hpkim Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    "btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do"

    there`s no swords in taE kwon do. let`s not butcher my language while we`re at it

  57. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    There are swords in Hapkido and I believe he is studying that discipline, but being a green belt I would say he`s just using the swords for the pose. Tai Kwon Do and Hap Ki Do are similar.

    OMGitsJASON lets see if your Wu-tang style can beat my Tiger style.

  58. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    shoryuken!!!
  59. Profile photo of gilly_60
    gilly_60 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Hey you guys, don`t talk poo about this guy. I mean he is a freakin GREEN belt. that`s pretty impressive. he must only be like... 5 belts away from black! -_-
  60. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    repost? eh lol
  61. Profile photo of LalaSonia
    LalaSonia Female 13-17
    16 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Aww, poor guy. Well, I bet HE`LL be laughing when he starts to kick ass
  62. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    SWEEP THE LEG!!
  63. Profile photo of adfarenheit
    adfarenheit Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Don`t different types of karate have different belt orders?
    or did i hear that wrong?
  64. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    GIVE `EM A BODY-BAG....YEAHHHHHH!!!!

  65. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    woohoo...
  66. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    lame
  67. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    No, adfarenheit, you`re right. Still, the differences aren`t major. In Sho Go Ryu Karate (this weird type of martial arts I had a few classes in when I was about ten), the only difference it has from the Mixed Martial Arts belts is that you go from white to yellow, as opposed to white to red to yellow in MMA. Plus, some of the grades, depending on what you`re doing, have mixed colour belts, and there`s even special black and white striped belts for people who are training to be teachers in martial arts.

    However, most forms of martial art end in the black belt grade, so if someone`s a black belt, do not f**king mess with them.

    And a black belt he aint...

  68. Profile photo of monkeyshine7
    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    How embaressing for that kid lol
  69. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    lol @ green belt.
  70. Profile photo of ToManifest
    ToManifest Male 30-39
    7 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    I see his secret weapon...no one can hit him back when he has his secret samurai spectacles on.
  71. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:24 am
    GREEN BELT.
  72. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:51 am
    F*ck, I`d pay like, 100$ to have my picture taken in such a fashion. It`s so cheesy it`s bad ass.
  73. Profile photo of nocoassman
    nocoassman Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Ha! As Stewie Griffin put it. A bullet sounds the same in every language.
  74. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Is that the screaming warcraft kid?
  75. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:29 am
    I didn`t know retarded kids were alowed to learn karate lol.
  76. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:59 am
    hehe photos like tht make a retard look almost cool
  77. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:10 am
    he just don`t know any better... bless his heart....
  78. Profile photo of Andiex
    Andiex Female 13-17
    82 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:10 am
    OMG, I think it is the freak-out kid from youtube.
  79. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:21 am
    Manchester, New Hampshire. Good lord, it`s so original.
  80. Profile photo of kenpokid444
    kenpokid444 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Hey! My girlfriend goes to that dojo! IAB is everywhere...
  81. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:59 am
    I agree murry, just take a look at yours. In case you want to say something about mine, I don`t give one flying f*ck to be absolutely frankly, or the martial arts guy for that matter.
  82. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:05 am
    Ok pouty himbo in a hat boy and i`m oh-so-cool because I play in a teeny band boy, just get a room ok? Failing that can we arrange a limp-wristed death match between the two of you and film it for IAB?
  83. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:26 am
    6 bands, with numerous releases and upcoming, on 4 instruments. Gotta be exact. I could take a cool funny image too, but figuring I could provoke comments such as yours, it`s worth the reputation of being a pompous bastard for sure.
  84. Profile photo of blk954
    blk954 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:46 am
    He (kid pictured here) practices American Kenpo Karate - a new and stupid martial art form that is a bastard child of 3 or 4 other martial art forms. He couldn`t defend himself from a child...his "master" is a 1st generation. God - please don`t prostitute your sh** form of karate further than New England!!!
  85. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    hey kid: learn krav maga.
  86. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    "hey kid: learn krav maga."

    Gun kata > Krav Maga.
    Someone just needs to invent it.

  87. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:27 am
    :D Yeah, Badass. Didn`t know there was a Manchester in USA. You learn something new everyday.
  88. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    FAG! I bet he has down syndrome!
  89. Profile photo of GodsWraith
    GodsWraith Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    LOL KIDS ONLY A GREEN BELT
  90. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:25 am
    "FAG! I bet he has down syndrome!"
    Not funny. Homophobia and making fun of mentally disabled people in the same sentence? Way to be a winner!
  91. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    something tells me this kid now works security at a mall somewhere.
  92. Profile photo of shaunmarsh78
    shaunmarsh78 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 1:18 am
    That`s a nice picture. Please visit the website www.uploaded.tv where u can upload videos, music, n photos and even upload ur own videos to real TV! Be popular worldwide!!www.uploaded.tv
  93. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    i personally thought dope boy 420`s comment was actually hilarious!

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