The New Karate Kid [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Sports

Prepare to have your ass kicked.
There are 94 comments:
Female 87
i personally thought dope boy 420`s comment was actually hilarious!
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Male 10
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Male 167
something tells me this kid now works security at a mall somewhere.
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Female 109
"FAG! I bet he has down syndrome!"
Not funny. Homophobia and making fun of mentally disabled people in the same sentence? Way to be a winner!
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Male 54
LOL KIDS ONLY A GREEN BELT
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Male 480
FAG! I bet he has down syndrome!
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Male 148
:D Yeah, Badass. Didn`t know there was a Manchester in USA. You learn something new everyday.
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Male 949
"hey kid: learn krav maga."

Gun kata > Krav Maga.
Someone just needs to invent it.

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Male 5,190
:| Hmm.
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Male 250
hey kid: learn krav maga.
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Male 185
He (kid pictured here) practices American Kenpo Karate - a new and stupid martial art form that is a bastard child of 3 or 4 other martial art forms. He couldn`t defend himself from a child...his "master" is a 1st generation. God - please don`t prostitute your sh** form of karate further than New England!!!
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Male 240
6 bands, with numerous releases and upcoming, on 4 instruments. Gotta be exact. I could take a cool funny image too, but figuring I could provoke comments such as yours, it`s worth the reputation of being a pompous bastard for sure.
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Male 500
Ok pouty himbo in a hat boy and i`m oh-so-cool because I play in a teeny band boy, just get a room ok? Failing that can we arrange a limp-wristed death match between the two of you and film it for IAB?
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Male 240
I agree murry, just take a look at yours. In case you want to say something about mine, I don`t give one flying f*ck to be absolutely frankly, or the martial arts guy for that matter.
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Male 15
Hey! My girlfriend goes to that dojo! IAB is everywhere...
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Male 575
Manchester, New Hampshire. Good lord, it`s so original.
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Female 82
OMG, I think it is the freak-out kid from youtube.
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Female 153
he just don`t know any better... bless his heart....
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Female 2,672
hehe photos like tht make a retard look almost cool
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Male 649
I didn`t know retarded kids were alowed to learn karate lol.
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Male 1,505
Is that the screaming warcraft kid?
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Male 57
Ha! As Stewie Griffin put it. A bullet sounds the same in every language.
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Male 1,496
F*ck, I`d pay like, 100$ to have my picture taken in such a fashion. It`s so cheesy it`s bad ass.
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Male 95
GREEN BELT.
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Male 7
I see his secret weapon...no one can hit him back when he has his secret samurai spectacles on.
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Male 2,238
lol @ green belt.
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Male 74
How embaressing for that kid lol
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Female 256
No, adfarenheit, you`re right. Still, the differences aren`t major. In Sho Go Ryu Karate (this weird type of martial arts I had a few classes in when I was about ten), the only difference it has from the Mixed Martial Arts belts is that you go from white to yellow, as opposed to white to red to yellow in MMA. Plus, some of the grades, depending on what you`re doing, have mixed colour belts, and there`s even special black and white striped belts for people who are training to be teachers in martial arts.

However, most forms of martial art end in the black belt grade, so if someone`s a black belt, do not f**king mess with them.

And a black belt he aint...

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Male 311
lame
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Female 414
woohoo...
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Male 914
GIVE `EM A BODY-BAG....YEAHHHHHH!!!!

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Female 50
Don`t different types of karate have different belt orders?
or did i hear that wrong?
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Male 914
SWEEP THE LEG!!
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Female 16
Aww, poor guy. Well, I bet HE`LL be laughing when he starts to kick ass
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Female 5,222
repost? eh lol
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Male 108
Hey you guys, don`t talk poo about this guy. I mean he is a freakin GREEN belt. that`s pretty impressive. he must only be like... 5 belts away from black! -_-
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Male 301
shoryuken!!!
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Male 353
There are swords in Hapkido and I believe he is studying that discipline, but being a green belt I would say he`s just using the swords for the pose. Tai Kwon Do and Hap Ki Do are similar.

OMGitsJASON lets see if your Wu-tang style can beat my Tiger style.

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Male 1
"btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do"

there`s no swords in taE kwon do. let`s not butcher my language while we`re at it

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Male 422
"Anderson Silva would just point and laugh and make him cry. "

Ryo Chonan would just flying scissor heel hook him into submission. LOL

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Male 3,431

Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.

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Male 3,756
"btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do"

I don`t think those are moves from anything. Standing there with a sheath on your shoulder doesn`t seem like martial arts. I saw the sword-pointing-at-you move in He-Man: Masters of the Universe, and the hand move thing is in pretty much every martial art.

I`m no expert like you, but I don`t think those are moves at all. Maybe poses.

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Male 493
Anderson Silva would just point and laugh and make him cry.
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Male 467
If only he had tattooed guns on his body.... If only...
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Male 2,582
You`re all right, LaRusso!
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Male 173
Wow.
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Male 256
COBRA!! SWEEP THE LEG!!!
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Female 54
NOOO Thats Definately NOT Steven. HA HA ;-/ I wish it was!!! :-) ha
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Male 177
btw yes they are moves from tai kwon do
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Male 177
dude green belt is suckish i could probably kick that kids ass since im a first degree and instructor, and im half his size!
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Male 1,666
"hey kid, stop doing positive things with your life. Try drugs, Theyyyyy`re-GREAT!"

We should teach that in schools

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Male 3,842
Isn`t green belt, like, not that good?

I looked it up and it is the fifth of nine levels, where white belt is the lowest, which just means you wrote a check to the karate instructor, and black belt is the highest. Green is fifth best, right smack in the middle.

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Male 1,704
kinda looks boss eyed in the left pic..
one eye looking at ya, the other eye looking for ya!
HA
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Male 1,686
hey kid, stop doing positive things with your life. Try drugs, Theyyyyy`re-GREAT!
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Male 395
It doesn`t lo tykondo ok like the freak out kid. It`s probably some wussy martial art like tae kwon do
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Male 2,506
ok ?
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Male 180
I lol`d. He looks so serious and badass with his glasses and green belt.
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Male 596
Will smiths son is the Next Karate Kid, actually..
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Female 77
How inspirational.
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Female 9,402
As long as he stays away from seeing distance from Chuck Norris, he`s fine. But then again, Chuck Norris can see everything, so he`s not has much time to live...
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Female 30
With his glasses on he looks even more scary >.<
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Male 268
Sweep the leg, Johnny!!
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Male 1,254
Looks like my high energy astrophysics teacher. Only this guy isn`t a pirate and doesn`t have a pirate cat.
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Male 2
Pfffft
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Male 3,915
omg....they did this at my martial arts place....my mom forced me to do it....so embarrassing...ugh...
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Male 1,148
the latest ninja... mega-dork!
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Female 15,763
He seems like the kind of guy that spits when he says, "For justice and victory!"
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Male 79
I honestly don`t see the point of this...and no, that wasn`t meant as a pun
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Male 2,514
It`s the next Kenny Powers
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Male 10,440
I think those are different people.
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Male 1,918
looks like the WoW freakout kid
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Male 1,256
In regards to to pose on the bottom right: Doesn`t Tiger Woods do that every time he sinks a difficult putt? Just sayin...
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Male 115
Three pictures:
1) Badass with sword on shoulder
2) Badass jabbing sword at face
3) ... ballet dancing?
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Female 369
Woh watch out for the bad ass green belt kid.
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Female 290
I have pictures like that frm Tae Kwon Do. :3

...This seriously looks like a kid I know...
And, if it is, you`re all safe.

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Female 931
oh bad ass
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Male 2,553
But I like the fact that he seems serious about a martial art. I practice Taekwondo, it`s really cool some of the stuff the teach you to do, and it really is a great thing to do, for reasons stated by StarDagger, amongst others.
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Male 2,553
Meh. Green belt. Also, looks a bit Redneck just standing there with his katana... Pseudo-Japanese Redneck?
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Male 91
I don`t see the big deal about an average looking white dude doing something with his life.
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Male 1,086
Well it`s under sports, not funny. So it`s sorta alright.
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Female 723
He looks like he is about to pirouette in the bottom one <.<
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Male 382
Ummm..tear it up?
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Male 473
*martial*
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Male 473
lol he looks like such a loser. plus, hes only a greenbelt. i did martail arts just to try it, and i got past that
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Male 17
lol at these glamour shots.
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Male 1,190
at least he is doing something that takes discipline, accomplishment is what young people need these days.
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Female 1,413
its funny because he tries to look so hardcore but hes so.. white and dweeby. lol
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Male 4,594
I`m guessing that he`s had enough of getting his ass handed to him on the playground... So he did something about it.
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Female 572
OK Fancylad, I am prepared, lol.
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Male 10
Cool ceremonial blade.
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Male 906
he looks so into it... is that where the lols lie?
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Female 362
Uh, I don`t really get how this is supposed to be funny. It looks like something from a brochure or magazine.

Seriously, IAB. :-\

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Male 265
and?? its a kids picture because he is into karate.
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Male 19,850
Link: The New Karate Kid [Pic] [Rate Link] - Prepare to have your ass kicked.
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