The Lonliest Lady in the World [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

Geez, when was the last time dad laid mom?
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Female 135
This is strangely cool...
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Female 105
Are those CPK`s? OMG I lived in the same county and knew the woman who owned the company. Holy crap that woman in that pic would`ve had to go to that tourist trap like every freaking day to get that many of them.. jesus christ.
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Male 55
is that primes mom?
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Male 44
grandma i told you not to put the pic on the comp...now what are people at work gonna say
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Male 3
Thats not awkwardly creepy at all.
Thats whjat I thought too, mountainbord.
LOL
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Male 14
erm need life much?
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Female 1,894
what a wide staircase
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Female 3
is that a staircase for fat ppl?
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Male 35
...kinda funny....strangely creepy
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Female 3
Attractive. lolol
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Male 76
i cant habe children so i collect small plastic ones instead
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Female 101
I just wanna jump in there!
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Male 101
sexy
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Male 90
f*ck thats a lot of goddamn scary dolls
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Female 1,231
Creepy.

-shudder-

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Female 6
ahhhhhhhh (its scary)
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Male 740
that staircase is pretty huge..
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Female 304
And there`s one black one in the middle right lol. I can`t imagine having to sleep in a house with 400 cabbage patch dolls...just staring...and watching...and waiting...*rocks in corner*
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Female 901
Omg..

that`s HUGE stair case!

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Male 340
Angelmassb
"Photoshop"

Ah, yes, the natural birdcall of the Dumbassuss Testiculus.

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Male 15,510
Photoshop
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Female 80
aw, lol, poor her.
i`d be afraid of having that much dolls.
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Female 22
Her kids must of been blondes.
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Male 596
The Moment before her death she will say "Uhh, all my life i`ve been collecting dolls....and that`s about it..." bummer? With Infinite Potential, how could you waste it like that?
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Female 931
oh lord
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Male 289
The only thing bigger than that stair case?
Her loneliness... I typed it....
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Female 256
SOMEONE CALL THE ARMY, QUICK! THE CABBAGE PATCH REBELLION IS RISEN!
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Male 480
creepy...
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Female 428
That is just sad and scary.
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Male 109
whys the stairs so freakin big????
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Male 199
she has got to have the biggest staircase i`ve ever seen in a house lol
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Male 1,523
The majority of those are white blonds, and they all have blue eyes. Most of them are wearing shoes, but none are wearing gloves. A few are wearing hats.
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Female 512
It`s like Children of the Corn...(or should that be Children of the Cabbage Patch...)
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Female 7
not only is this sad but incredibly creepy
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Female 34
yeah why are they all blonde? that;s so messed up!!!
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Male 260
What`s with the wide-ass staircase?
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Male 1,647

Loooots of blond, white cabbage patch kids. No brown-hair white ones and only a couple not white. Wtf.
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Male 426
when i see comment wars like this one it just makes me miss devi2000
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Male 670
I actually had trouble finding the lady in this picture.
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Female 56
I not likey the dollys :(
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Male 62
>ridhima

Stop spamming!

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Male 228
I`d hit that (NOT the woman) lol :)
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Male 156
zeerakhan is up to no good...
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Female 526
look, she even has a matching haircut...creepy...
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Male 420
how big is that staircase?
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Male 156
she`s probably a serial step mother who has given up...

i guess you can say those dolls have kept her on the stairs

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Male 3,301
I swear, dolls scare me. And that picture is like the Freddy Kreuger of Doll Phobias.
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Female 150
I hate those dolls!
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Female 414
Haahahhaa freaky
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Female 8,006
What a nightmare to keep `em clean- you would have to hoover the dust off!! Beats frogs though, or owls.
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Female 51
Ah..I can imagine being her grandchild..terrified of dolls.

"Honey, it`s time for you to spend the weekend at Grandma`s!"

Poor child.

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Male 9,305
Videogamer I think you`re onto something. If she lives in a mansion that`s probably how she can afford all the dolls.
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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> kids these days and sarcasm. It never gets through!

That`s what she said.

:-) :-)

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Male 656
Geeessh people, lay off.
The woman has a hobby. Chill.

It in no way affects either you or (i`m pretty dam sure) anyone around you.

Just because she collect dolls doesn`t mean she can`t have a normal life. i`ve seen stamp collectors with about 10x bigger collections than that, and not one person has ever said to me how weird or creepy they are.

As for the Whole Opie thing.
Whoever is insulting her, go F*CK yourself! you obviously need a hug.

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Male 1,666
"I was trying to find this guy. Thanks."

lol, no prob, I was amazingly bored one day and IAB never fails to cure that.

"this was edited using Adobe Photoshop® software"
Man that`s either gonna get amazingly funny or old really really fast

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Male 3,014
Those really are ridiculously large stairs. Seriously, she`s either living in a mansion, or this was edited using Adobe Photoshop® software.
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Female 15,763
"`You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments`

Now, I`m not getting myself involved in any of this, but just saying, opie isn`t even close to being the user with the highest amount of votes. You forget users from years ago likeExplodo.
(I think he`s #1, not sure though.)"

I was trying to find this guy. Thanks.

I`m an avid believer that the post count should NOT be public. It would sure cut down on comments like, "lol" and "o-o" because we get a lot of spam sh*t like that. I-A-B is my funtime happy hobby sh*t. It has taught me many things, like slf confidence, how to get my work done, and how to recognize satire. Considering that last one, J, you might want to poke around the site a little longer and see if you soak up any of that skill. It`s a help, it really is.

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Male 1,666
"You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments"

Now, I`m not getting myself involved in any of this, but just saying, opie isn`t even close to being the user with the highest amount of votes. You forget users from years ago likeExplodo.
(I think he`s #1, not sure though.)

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Female 15,763
"Saying "OMG THOSE ARE HUGE STAIRS," is a waste of a comment and kind of suggests that the commenter has no imagination."

Oh my...

I was making fun of the other people who made those comments!

Jesus.. kids these days and sarcasm. It never gets through!

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Male 9,305
The thing on my mind when I look longer at the picture is how time consuming and mind numbing the arrangement of everything must have been and then how many bad shots and angles they had to go through before this one.
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Male 3,755
drago, that`s not funny at all. Why must you bring stuff like that up? I`m gonna go cry now.
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Male 1,629
you know the funny thing is she prolly gets more then anyone else on this forum and collects those things while she waits for her junk to cool down
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Female 97
omg scary
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Male 316
I wanna jump on `em! >:D
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Female 5,222
i wouldnt say lonely more than obsessed
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Male 321
She actually looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid!
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Male 9,305
Guys, knock off the personal assaults RIGHT NOW.

I will NOT hesitate to ban each and every last one of your asses.

Do NOT test me.

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Male 46
those are some big steps
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Male 8,302
> when was the last time dad laid mom?

Not surprisingly, that`s a question I can honestly say I`ve never asked. Nor want to.

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Male 54
id roll-down the stairs and then burn them all :)
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Male 788
I found the black one!!!
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Male 4,593
I`d screw her. I mean, what the hell.
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Male 742
BTW
I agree with b-hazrd,BITCH
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Male 9,305
Wow...dedicated to the collection or just obsession?
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Male 742
B-Hazard and Parkm why dont YOU both shut the f*ck up. B-hazard, it looks like no one agrees with you. awww too bad.
P.S. F*CK YOU


damn,I can`t argue with that kind of logic
you sound pretty intelligent there.
I bow down to your superior logic:"jmanbaseball

wow

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Male 85
dratin bitch
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Male 1,853
Red name= 2 years of hard work
12000 posts=roughly 3 years if you post every drating day
being defended by other regulars=6 months

Getting told off by a damn 3 month old noob with 1/1200th of your posts=priceless

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Male 172
wow She really does need to get laid doesn`t she? lol
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Male 7,933
jmanbaseball
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
104 Posts
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Thats my counter-argument to you jman. That simple.

Opie`s been one of IAB`s most respected IAB members. If we are really doing this whole "Post count" thing then I`d be the one who`d be upset at second place but honestly... I don`t give a drat. Post count is pointless.

1) You don`t know Opie
2) You don`t know why Opie comments on everything.

she`s commented on every link she clicks since she first started coming on IAB, I really doubt she is going to let someone I bet she`s never heard of stop her

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Male 674
"Do you know what I`VE NOTICED? I`VE NOTICED that you comment on every freakin` article. What are you at now, 12000 and some? blah blah blah. I has me a self righteous opinion. blah blah blah"


Thats nice precious. But I believe that if the people that own and run IAB had a problem with Opie`s comments, they wouldn`t have made her a mod.

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Female 328
Dad would have laid Mom, but Sarah told Becky, who told Janice and Tiffany, who told Amber who told Laura and Michelle and Ginger and Stephanie, who told Mom, that sex was a no-no.
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Male 1,918
holy sh*t I`m scared
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Male 741
@B-Hazard

What happened to you, B-Hazard? You used to be cool. Now you go and defend mods?
What has new IAB done to you, man?

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Female 214
she`s not lonely, she has hundreds of best friends and they stay up all night talking about boys and braiding each others` hair, and they don`t judge her because they love her.
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Female 1,269
i am both saddened and amused...
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Male 1,497
I agree with B-Hazard. ^^
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Male 418
There`s a black one, and a biracial one.
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Female 459
Oh, I KNOW this sounds rascist and spammy, but I just looked at the pic again and... look at the lonely African American one.
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Female 250
"i think one of the dolls vibrates... or all of them. that`d be kinda cool actually. a pit of vibrating dolls"

Vibrating dolls that giggle!

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Male 418
"That`s a pretty wide staircase..."

You better shut up about the staircase before opie PMS`s all over you.

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Female 459
Oh wow. I never was one for cabbage patch kids, but their spin-offs, which were SO MUCH DAMN CUTER than the cabbage patch kids, Cheek-ums were my favorite dolls as a little girl. I renamed them- Blond curly was Mary, Red head was Cindy, and African American was Alexa. They`re under my bed getting dusty now. I`m missing the brunnette one. I`ve always been searching on ebay for that one.

Thought you guys might like to know. V_V

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Male 588
That`s a pretty wide staircase...
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Male 168
B-Hazard and Parkm why dont YOU both shut the f*ck up. B-hazard, it looks like no one agrees with you. awww too bad.
P.S. F*CK YOU
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Female 123
Why anyone wants to collect Cabbage Patch Dolls is beyond me.
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Male 7,933
I dont know but Chad better get on the drating horse
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Male 1,835
i think one of the dolls vibrates... or all of them. that`d be kinda cool actually. a pit of vibrating dolls
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Male 1,232
Wow, that`s a lot of uhh... Whatever that is.
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Female 280
That is seriously creepy.
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Female 8
They`re not all blonde. There are reds and browns of varying shades. The more prevalent blonde, however, probably has more to do with what sells more than the most common hair color of the actual population of the US.
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Female 267
Why are they all blonde?
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Male 782
Holy poo guys did you notice? The stairs rise upward! HOLY EFFING SHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Male 2,958
-People only really need to comment when they agree or disagree with somthing or somebody, or when they want to share their view or show support of another`s view(s).-

I disagree and think you`re a prick.
Anyone agree?

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Female 8
That`s Oriental Carpet! From the Orient!
--Ms. Lila in Prince of Tides
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Female 8
Oh no, I`m sure it`s not shopped, if you think that, you haven`t been to the actual place in Cleveland, GA. They have "preemie" dolls in actual incubators there! And you too could own one, for about $200!
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Female 138
I realize that the doll count should bug/terrify me more than anything, but honestly, the tacky carpeting is what gets me.
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Female 1,677
aaaahh nightmares
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Male 604
shoooooooooooooped
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Male 742
hey jman, why don`t you shut the f*ck up.
Nobody gives a sh*t what you have to say,stop being a douchebag.

P.S. THOSE A RE SOME HUGE STAIRS,SERIOUSLY.
THOSE STAIRS ARE MASSIVE.

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Male 311
does she just leave em chillin on the stairs?
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Female 8
Really, does anybody know if this was taken at the new Cleveland General? I`ve been to the Cabbage Patch 3-4 times (mostly as a child but once with my niece) and it doesn`t look like the old one. Last time we were there they were working on the new one. The most I ever got there was a $10 outfit for the FAKE Cabbage Patch my cousin made me. What did my niece get? A $250 doll that she got to see pulled out of the patch AND she got to name. Emily. No middle name. And I`m at their house weekly and I haven`t seen that doll since about a month after she was "born."
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Female 70
Oh god, that`s hella scary! Those things are creepy enough by themselves.
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Female 310
one those are really wide stairs are they driving a car up them? two did someone finish putting the kids behind her or did she like burrow underneath them three just why?
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Male 288
"Oh sure I would love to shake your hand, just let me put my baby down for a second..."
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Male 5,314
i wonder if she made those stairs for them
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Male 646
You know what I love about these Cabbage Patch Kids, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Male 21
Wave of babies!
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Male 63
But they are really big stairs. And who the hell cares about a comment lead?
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Male 184
@jmanbaseball...not to shatter the moment but...

*hear...sorry, I had to :P

And the picture is just freaky...I knew someone who was like this but with Hot Wheels >_>

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Male 168
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW BIG THOSE STAIRS ARE?
THEY`RE REALLY BIG.

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

HAVE YOU?

Do you know what I`VE NOTICED? I`VE NOTICED that you comment on every freakin` article. What are you at now, 12000 and some? And as is evident above you don`t usually have anything to say. You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments. People only really need to comment when they agree or disagree with somthing or somebody, or when they want to share their view or show support of another`s view(s). Saying "OMG THOSE ARE HUGE STAIRS," is a waste of a comment and kind of suggests that the commenter has no imagination. That`s just what I think, and you and everybody else are entitled to your own opinions. If anyone wants to respond to this i would like to here what you have to say. Note: Don`t copy and paste this post unless you only want enough space for like 10 words.

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Male 18
looks like the quality of posts here has gone down
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Male 81
o dear... my worst nightmare
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Male 367
Mosh pit.
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Female 688
helluva house, going by the stairs. even if it wasnt obvious, you`d so know she was american by that staircase. you dont get that in england.
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Male 418
Opie, avoid posting while you are pmsing.
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Male 906
she kinda looks like my mom... O.O
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Male 2,582
There is only one black doll.
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Female 19
Haha If i were you i wouldn`t comment on the stairs. Apparantly it offends some people :-)
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Female 51
The stairs I`ve seen that big before so that doesn`t bother me.
However the Cabbage patch dolls I was scared of them as a child and find they freak me out even worse as an adult.
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Male 1,375
ouch opie what happened to your lip in your avatar? you been gettin into fistycuffs? somehow I imagine you being a badass
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Male 1,666
She reminds me of my English teacher
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Male 152
Opie, I think she bought the house for the sole reason of being able to squeeze all of her little dolls on the stairs.

Also, she needs a man in her life.

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Male 160
Forget about the dolls ( no matter how creepy they are) those are the biggest damned stairs I`ve ever seen!!!
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Female 15,763
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW BIG THOSE STAIRS ARE?

THEY`RE REALLY BIG.

HAVE YOU NOTICED?

HAVE YOU?

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Male 418
AtomicSkier9, drating seriously.
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Male 89
I bet she had those stair built just to display those hideous creatures
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Male 1,085
LOOK AT THOSE HUGE STEPS!
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Male 29
Really bad case of empty-nest syndrome?
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Female 19
What on earth have i done to wind you up so?

You look like a perfectly happy chap in your picture. Are you having a bad day?

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Male 782
Yo yo dawg, we heard you like dolls on stairs so we put some dolls on your stairs so you can stare at your dolls on the stairs.
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Male 3,147
oh sorry... must have missed the internet steering group meeting that stated `charm` was a must.

bugger........... now i`ll have to get a cat so i can post some `charming` pictures.

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Female 19
@ Listypoos

Charming.

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Male 94
i dont even care about that just think about how drating long it must have taken to set all of them up for the picture and speaking of, who is the photographer? must be kinda freaked out
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Male 3,147
yeah.... cause no one else had noticed that had they
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Female 19
Can i just point out how F*ing large that staircase is!!!!?!!!
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Male 225
*looks for waldo*
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Male 1,403
wheres waldo?
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Male 296
Yo dog, i heard you,like dolls...
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Male 1,360
holy poo obsess much on meaningless items?
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Male 3,147
lol.... not like IAB is it? to have loads of kids post that someone else is a complete loser cause of one pic, and then they go off to continue wanking into a gym sock thinking it`s everyone else that`s the loser and not them.
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Female 97
Looks like Hitler`s doll army. All blonde. All blue eyes. All creepy.

$hit, wait, nvm. I see a black doll...

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Female 855
nightmare city...
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Male 28
I like her rug
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Female 30
1 for every month she`s remained untouched
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Female 1
Those are actually worth a lot of money. She may be lonely, but she can afford a few escorts to keep her company. :)
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Male 357
That`s a wide staircase.
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Male 697
if thats her house then she has a nice wide stairwell. maybe she`s rich? who`d say no now? still me. oh well... yeh im crazy
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Female 4,376
I think they are adorable. I had 2 of them when i was younger.
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Male 31
This is one of the most ridiculous things I`ve ever seen
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Female 171
It`s like she had these fantasies about her and Chucky and put her dreams into some sick twisted fetish and `birthed` all of these. I`m going to have nightmares about my baby being a Cabbage Patch Kid now... GREAT.
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Female 572
that is just... wow
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Male 382
Burn all that crap with a sterno bomb, also she looks really sexually repressed.
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Male 3,755
I count at least 4 dolls of color. And I didn`t put too much effort into it.
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Female 15,763
Hey wait... NONE OF THEM ARE DISABLED OR IN WHEELCHAIRS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
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Female 365
Sooo, let me guess...
She only likes the white dolls.
Specifically the ones with blonde hair, but when there were none left she switched to Red?
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Male 460
she`ll regret it when they all come alive and kill everyone
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Male 1,375
"Why is her stairway so wide?"

to fit all the dolls on

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Female 1
BWAHAHA, I hate those dolls with a passion.. Yay for diversity!
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Male 296
Hey let`s play a game of...

WHO CAN SPOT THE DIVERSITY FIRST?

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Male 533
that is a huge stairway
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Female 15,763
WELL THAT`S JUST F*CKING RACI- Oh, no there`s a black one.

Okay good.

Reminds me of one time I went to a store and they had a sales rack of dolls. All the black dolls were half off.

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Female 1,412
I see one black one...
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Male 679
Why is her stairway so wide?
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Female 650
i spotted two black ones. some do look browner then others tho.
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Male 265
clearly she`s hitler.
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Male 4,807
Why do 99% of them have blue eyes ???
Wait, wait,
NO 100% have blue eyes !!!!
Clearly a racist!
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Male 1,064
lol, i`m sure some people would pay A LOT for a collection like that, especially if there are some rare ones in there
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Female 779
Rofl, i`m glad I have my old beanie babie collection boxed up and in storage. XD
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Female 9,562
This attually makes me glad I gave away all my stuffed animals when I did.
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Female 531
that`s just scary : /
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Male 233
somebody has some issues
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Female 7
WHOA.
She should donate them :)
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Female 1,566
"spot the black one!"

Found it cornered between two gingers, surrounded by blond near the middle. D:

& do mine eyes deceive me, or do a few of them have baby abominations with them?

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Female 233
Like something out of my worst nightmare!!!
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Female 1,260
Whoa, now that`s a lady that really, really needs to get laid, or get a job, or anything that doesn`t involve those evil looking dolls! Probably couldn`t have kids of her own...or she doesn`t like her own kids?
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Male 904
spot the black one!
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Female 1,890
each one of them is unique!!!! wow!!!!
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Male 1,375
obsession? by Calvin Klein

fred take out the pics

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Female 4,039
That actually makes me pissed off. What a waste of time, space, energy and money. Someone ought to put her out of her misery. Weirdo.
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Male 587
that is the scariest thing I have EVER seen.
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Female 427
It`s a whole army of Nazi Aryan cabbage patch kids.
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Female 140
why so blonde?
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Female 1,329
This has horror movie written all over it.
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Female 25
@ Xerasia, exactly what i was thinking lol.
i spot one black doll and two dark haired lmao
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Male 63
If only I had a cabbage patch doll for every friday night I didn`t get laid. Wait a sec...
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Male 152
i agree with buttersisluv
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Female 24
Fancy`s Assistant sucks.
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Female 1,120
Those stupid dolls are creepy looking.
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Female 362
It`s spelled `loneliest`. If you`re going to mock someone, at least do it right.
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Female 1,181
someone`s got a thing for blonde dolls...
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Male 227
Hey...those stupid dolls are worth money...
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Male 1,704
widest stair case ever!
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Female 129
Oh god thats just got me asking so many questions before realising i don`t want to know.
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Female 1,780
Link: The Lonliest Lady in the World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Geez, when was the last time dad laid mom?
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