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Date: 08/18/09 12:06 PM

205 Responses to The Lonliest Lady in the World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Link: The Lonliest Lady in the World - Geez, when was the last time dad laid mom?
  2. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Oh god thats just got me asking so many questions before realising i don`t want to know.
  3. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    widest stair case ever!
  4. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Okay, assistant. we get it. you have thousands of pictures you collected over your life that you wish to unload on us. thats fine. but dont unleash 10 at time
  5. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Hey...those stupid dolls are worth money...
  6. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    someone`s got a thing for blonde dolls...
  7. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    363 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    It`s spelled `loneliest`. If you`re going to mock someone, at least do it right.
  8. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Those stupid dolls are creepy looking.
  9. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Fancy`s Assistant sucks.
  10. Profile photo of laddsta
    laddsta Male 18-29
    152 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    i agree with buttersisluv
  11. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    If only I had a cabbage patch doll for every friday night I didn`t get laid. Wait a sec...
  12. Profile photo of hosipickle
    hosipickle Female 13-17
    25 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    @ Xerasia, exactly what i was thinking lol.
    i spot one black doll and two dark haired lmao
  13. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1217 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    This has horror movie written all over it.
  14. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    why so blonde?
  15. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    It`s a whole army of Nazi Aryan cabbage patch kids.
  16. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    that is the scariest thing I have EVER seen.
  17. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    That actually makes me pissed off. What a waste of time, space, energy and money. Someone ought to put her out of her misery. Weirdo.
  18. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    obsession? by Calvin Klein

    fred take out the pics

  19. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    fredflint, what are those egg/dragon things?
  20. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    each one of them is unique!!!! wow!!!!
  21. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    spot the black one!
  22. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Whoa, now that`s a lady that really, really needs to get laid, or get a job, or anything that doesn`t involve those evil looking dolls! Probably couldn`t have kids of her own...or she doesn`t like her own kids?
  23. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Like something out of my worst nightmare!!!
  24. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "spot the black one!"

    Found it cornered between two gingers, surrounded by blond near the middle. D:

    & do mine eyes deceive me, or do a few of them have baby abominations with them?

  25. Profile photo of bugontherun
    bugontherun Female 18-29
    7 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    WHOA.
    She should donate them :)
  26. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    somebody has some issues
  27. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    that`s just scary : /
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    This attually makes me glad I gave away all my stuffed animals when I did.
  29. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Rofl, i`m glad I have my old beanie babie collection boxed up and in storage. XD
  30. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    lol, i`m sure some people would pay A LOT for a collection like that, especially if there are some rare ones in there
  31. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Why do 99% of them have blue eyes ???
    Wait, wait,
    NO 100% have blue eyes !!!!
    Clearly a racist!
  32. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    clearly she`s hitler.
  33. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    i spotted two black ones. some do look browner then others tho.
  34. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Why is her stairway so wide?
  35. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    I see one black one...
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    WELL THAT`S JUST F*CKING RACI- Oh, no there`s a black one.

    Okay good.

    Reminds me of one time I went to a store and they had a sales rack of dolls. All the black dolls were half off.

  37. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    that is a huge stairway
  38. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Hey let`s play a game of...

    WHO CAN SPOT THE DIVERSITY FIRST?

  39. Profile photo of IIzKIDNAPPED
    IIzKIDNAPPED Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 18, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    BWAHAHA, I hate those dolls with a passion.. Yay for diversity!
  40. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    "Why is her stairway so wide?"

    to fit all the dolls on

  41. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    she`ll regret it when they all come alive and kill everyone
  42. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    366 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Sooo, let me guess...
    She only likes the white dolls.
    Specifically the ones with blonde hair, but when there were none left she switched to Red?
  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Hey wait... NONE OF THEM ARE DISABLED OR IN WHEELCHAIRS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    I count at least 4 dolls of color. And I didn`t put too much effort into it.
  45. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Burn all that crap with a sterno bomb, also she looks really sexually repressed.
  46. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    that is just... wow
  47. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    It`s like she had these fantasies about her and Chucky and put her dreams into some sick twisted fetish and `birthed` all of these. I`m going to have nightmares about my baby being a Cabbage Patch Kid now... GREAT.
  48. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    This is one of the most ridiculous things I`ve ever seen
  49. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    I think they are adorable. I had 2 of them when i was younger.
  50. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    if thats her house then she has a nice wide stairwell. maybe she`s rich? who`d say no now? still me. oh well... yeh im crazy
  51. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    That`s a wide staircase.
  52. Profile photo of NARTHAwk
    NARTHAwk Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Those are actually worth a lot of money. She may be lonely, but she can afford a few escorts to keep her company. :)
  53. Profile photo of kseniaclaire
    kseniaclaire Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    1 for every month she`s remained untouched
  54. Profile photo of acey365
    acey365 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    I like her rug
  55. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    nightmare city...
  56. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    Looks like Hitler`s doll army. All blonde. All blue eyes. All creepy.

    $hit, wait, nvm. I see a black doll...

  57. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    lol.... not like IAB is it? to have loads of kids post that someone else is a complete loser cause of one pic, and then they go off to continue wanking into a gym sock thinking it`s everyone else that`s the loser and not them.
  58. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    holy poo obsess much on meaningless items?
  59. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Yo dog, i heard you,like dolls...
  60. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    wheres waldo?
  61. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    *looks for waldo*
  62. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Can i just point out how F*ing large that staircase is!!!!?!!!
  63. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    yeah.... cause no one else had noticed that had they
  64. Profile photo of Logan033
    Logan033 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    i dont even care about that just think about how drating long it must have taken to set all of them up for the picture and speaking of, who is the photographer? must be kinda freaked out
  65. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    @ Listypoos

    Charming.

  66. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    oh sorry... must have missed the internet steering group meeting that stated `charm` was a must.

    bugger........... now i`ll have to get a cat so i can post some `charming` pictures.

  67. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Yo yo dawg, we heard you like dolls on stairs so we put some dolls on your stairs so you can stare at your dolls on the stairs.
  68. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    What on earth have i done to wind you up so?

    You look like a perfectly happy chap in your picture. Are you having a bad day?

  69. Profile photo of Learjetguy
    Learjetguy Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Really bad case of empty-nest syndrome?
  70. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    LOOK AT THOSE HUGE STEPS!
  71. Profile photo of hog4me8
    hog4me8 Male 40-49
    89 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    I bet she had those stair built just to display those hideous creatures
  72. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    AtomicSkier9, drating seriously.
  73. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW BIG THOSE STAIRS ARE?

    THEY`RE REALLY BIG.

    HAVE YOU NOTICED?

    HAVE YOU?

  74. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Forget about the dolls ( no matter how creepy they are) those are the biggest damned stairs I`ve ever seen!!!
  75. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Opie, I think she bought the house for the sole reason of being able to squeeze all of her little dolls on the stairs.

    Also, she needs a man in her life.

  76. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    She reminds me of my English teacher
  77. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    ouch opie what happened to your lip in your avatar? you been gettin into fistycuffs? somehow I imagine you being a badass
  78. Profile photo of Storm-Pixie
    Storm-Pixie Female 30-39
    51 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    The stairs I`ve seen that big before so that doesn`t bother me.
    However the Cabbage patch dolls I was scared of them as a child and find they freak me out even worse as an adult.
  79. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Haha If i were you i wouldn`t comment on the stairs. Apparantly it offends some people :-)
  80. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    There is only one black doll.
  81. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    she kinda looks like my mom... O.O
  82. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Opie, avoid posting while you are pmsing.
  83. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    helluva house, going by the stairs. even if it wasnt obvious, you`d so know she was american by that staircase. you dont get that in england.
  84. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Mosh pit.
  85. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    o dear... my worst nightmare
  86. Profile photo of tim88
    tim88 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    looks like the quality of posts here has gone down
  87. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW BIG THOSE STAIRS ARE?
    THEY`RE REALLY BIG.

    HAVE YOU NOTICED?

    HAVE YOU?

    Do you know what I`VE NOTICED? I`VE NOTICED that you comment on every freakin` article. What are you at now, 12000 and some? And as is evident above you don`t usually have anything to say. You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments. People only really need to comment when they agree or disagree with somthing or somebody, or when they want to share their view or show support of another`s view(s). Saying "OMG THOSE ARE HUGE STAIRS," is a waste of a comment and kind of suggests that the commenter has no imagination. That`s just what I think, and you and everybody else are entitled to your own opinions. If anyone wants to respond to this i would like to here what you have to say. Note: Don`t copy and paste this post unless you only want enough space for like 10 words.

  88. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    @jmanbaseball...not to shatter the moment but...

    *hear...sorry, I had to :P

    And the picture is just freaky...I knew someone who was like this but with Hot Wheels >_>

  89. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    But they are really big stairs. And who the hell cares about a comment lead?
  90. Profile photo of flarexeyes
    flarexeyes Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Wave of babies!
  91. Profile photo of Camira
    Camira Male 18-29
    646 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    You know what I love about these Cabbage Patch Kids, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
  92. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    i wonder if she made those stairs for them
  93. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    "Oh sure I would love to shake your hand, just let me put my baby down for a second..."
  94. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    one those are really wide stairs are they driving a car up them? two did someone finish putting the kids behind her or did she like burrow underneath them three just why?
  95. Profile photo of LexiVanity
    LexiVanity Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Oh god, that`s hella scary! Those things are creepy enough by themselves.
  96. Profile photo of MoosePile
    MoosePile Female 30-39
    8 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Really, does anybody know if this was taken at the new Cleveland General? I`ve been to the Cabbage Patch 3-4 times (mostly as a child but once with my niece) and it doesn`t look like the old one. Last time we were there they were working on the new one. The most I ever got there was a $10 outfit for the FAKE Cabbage Patch my cousin made me. What did my niece get? A $250 doll that she got to see pulled out of the patch AND she got to name. Emily. No middle name. And I`m at their house weekly and I haven`t seen that doll since about a month after she was "born."
  97. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    does she just leave em chillin on the stairs?
  98. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    hey jman, why don`t you shut the f*ck up.
    Nobody gives a sh*t what you have to say,stop being a douchebag.

    P.S. THOSE A RE SOME HUGE STAIRS,SERIOUSLY.
    THOSE STAIRS ARE MASSIVE.

  99. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    shoooooooooooooped
  100. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    aaaahh nightmares
  101. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    I realize that the doll count should bug/terrify me more than anything, but honestly, the tacky carpeting is what gets me.
  102. Profile photo of MoosePile
    MoosePile Female 30-39
    8 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Oh no, I`m sure it`s not shopped, if you think that, you haven`t been to the actual place in Cleveland, GA. They have "preemie" dolls in actual incubators there! And you too could own one, for about $200!
  103. Profile photo of MoosePile
    MoosePile Female 30-39
    8 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    That`s Oriental Carpet! From the Orient!
    --Ms. Lila in Prince of Tides
  104. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    -People only really need to comment when they agree or disagree with somthing or somebody, or when they want to share their view or show support of another`s view(s).-

    I disagree and think you`re a prick.
    Anyone agree?

  105. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Holy poo guys did you notice? The stairs rise upward! HOLY EFFING SHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  106. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Why are they all blonde?
  107. Profile photo of MoosePile
    MoosePile Female 30-39
    8 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    They`re not all blonde. There are reds and browns of varying shades. The more prevalent blonde, however, probably has more to do with what sells more than the most common hair color of the actual population of the US.
  108. Profile photo of DethRose
    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    That is seriously creepy.
  109. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Wow, that`s a lot of uhh... Whatever that is.
  110. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    i think one of the dolls vibrates... or all of them. that`d be kinda cool actually. a pit of vibrating dolls
  111. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    I dont know but Chad better get on the drating horse
  112. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Why anyone wants to collect Cabbage Patch Dolls is beyond me.
  113. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    B-Hazard and Parkm why dont YOU both shut the f*ck up. B-hazard, it looks like no one agrees with you. awww too bad.
    P.S. F*CK YOU
  114. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    That`s a pretty wide staircase...
  115. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Oh wow. I never was one for cabbage patch kids, but their spin-offs, which were SO MUCH DAMN CUTER than the cabbage patch kids, Cheek-ums were my favorite dolls as a little girl. I renamed them- Blond curly was Mary, Red head was Cindy, and African American was Alexa. They`re under my bed getting dusty now. I`m missing the brunnette one. I`ve always been searching on ebay for that one.

    Thought you guys might like to know. V_V

  116. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    "That`s a pretty wide staircase..."

    You better shut up about the staircase before opie PMS`s all over you.

  117. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "i think one of the dolls vibrates... or all of them. that`d be kinda cool actually. a pit of vibrating dolls"

    Vibrating dolls that giggle!

  118. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Oh, I KNOW this sounds rascist and spammy, but I just looked at the pic again and... look at the lonely African American one.
  119. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    There`s a black one, and a biracial one.
  120. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    I agree with B-Hazard. ^^
  121. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    i am both saddened and amused...
  122. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    she`s not lonely, she has hundreds of best friends and they stay up all night talking about boys and braiding each others` hair, and they don`t judge her because they love her.
  123. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    @B-Hazard

    What happened to you, B-Hazard? You used to be cool. Now you go and defend mods?
    What has new IAB done to you, man?

  124. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    holy sh*t I`m scared
  125. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Dad would have laid Mom, but Sarah told Becky, who told Janice and Tiffany, who told Amber who told Laura and Michelle and Ginger and Stephanie, who told Mom, that sex was a no-no.
  126. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    "Do you know what I`VE NOTICED? I`VE NOTICED that you comment on every freakin` article. What are you at now, 12000 and some? blah blah blah. I has me a self righteous opinion. blah blah blah"


    Thats nice precious. But I believe that if the people that own and run IAB had a problem with Opie`s comments, they wouldn`t have made her a mod.

  127. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    jmanbaseball
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    104 Posts
    ======================================

    Thats my counter-argument to you jman. That simple.

    Opie`s been one of IAB`s most respected IAB members. If we are really doing this whole "Post count" thing then I`d be the one who`d be upset at second place but honestly... I don`t give a drat. Post count is pointless.

    1) You don`t know Opie
    2) You don`t know why Opie comments on everything.

    she`s commented on every link she clicks since she first started coming on IAB, I really doubt she is going to let someone I bet she`s never heard of stop her

  128. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    wow She really does need to get laid doesn`t she? lol
  129. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Red name= 2 years of hard work
    12000 posts=roughly 3 years if you post every drating day
    being defended by other regulars=6 months

    Getting told off by a damn 3 month old noob with 1/1200th of your posts=priceless

  130. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    dratin bitch
  131. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    B-Hazard and Parkm why dont YOU both shut the f*ck up. B-hazard, it looks like no one agrees with you. awww too bad.
    P.S. F*CK YOU


    damn,I can`t argue with that kind of logic
    you sound pretty intelligent there.
    I bow down to your superior logic:"jmanbaseball

    wow

  132. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Wow...dedicated to the collection or just obsession?
  133. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    BTW
    I agree with b-hazrd,BITCH
  134. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    I`d screw her. I mean, what the hell.
  135. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    I found the black one!!!
  136. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    id roll-down the stairs and then burn them all :)
  137. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    > when was the last time dad laid mom?

    Not surprisingly, that`s a question I can honestly say I`ve never asked. Nor want to.

  138. Profile photo of BigJ8909
    BigJ8909 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    those are some big steps
  139. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Guys, knock off the personal assaults RIGHT NOW.

    I will NOT hesitate to ban each and every last one of your asses.

    Do NOT test me.

  140. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    She actually looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid!
  141. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    i wouldnt say lonely more than obsessed
  142. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    I wanna jump on `em! >:D
  143. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    omg scary
  144. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    you know the funny thing is she prolly gets more then anyone else on this forum and collects those things while she waits for her junk to cool down
  145. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    drago, that`s not funny at all. Why must you bring stuff like that up? I`m gonna go cry now.
  146. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    The thing on my mind when I look longer at the picture is how time consuming and mind numbing the arrangement of everything must have been and then how many bad shots and angles they had to go through before this one.
  147. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    "Saying "OMG THOSE ARE HUGE STAIRS," is a waste of a comment and kind of suggests that the commenter has no imagination."

    Oh my...

    I was making fun of the other people who made those comments!

    Jesus.. kids these days and sarcasm. It never gets through!

  148. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    "You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments"

    Now, I`m not getting myself involved in any of this, but just saying, opie isn`t even close to being the user with the highest amount of votes. You forget users from years ago likeExplodo.
    (I think he`s #1, not sure though.)

  149. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "`You just comment to keep your huge lead in total comments`

    Now, I`m not getting myself involved in any of this, but just saying, opie isn`t even close to being the user with the highest amount of votes. You forget users from years ago likeExplodo.
    (I think he`s #1, not sure though.)"

    I was trying to find this guy. Thanks.

    I`m an avid believer that the post count should NOT be public. It would sure cut down on comments like, "lol" and "o-o" because we get a lot of spam sh*t like that. I-A-B is my funtime happy hobby sh*t. It has taught me many things, like slf confidence, how to get my work done, and how to recognize satire. Considering that last one, J, you might want to poke around the site a little longer and see if you soak up any of that skill. It`s a help, it really is.

  150. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Those really are ridiculously large stairs. Seriously, she`s either living in a mansion, or this was edited using Adobe Photoshop® software.
  151. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    "I was trying to find this guy. Thanks."

    lol, no prob, I was amazingly bored one day and IAB never fails to cure that.

    "this was edited using Adobe Photoshop® software"
    Man that`s either gonna get amazingly funny or old really really fast

  152. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Geeessh people, lay off.
    The woman has a hobby. Chill.

    It in no way affects either you or (i`m pretty dam sure) anyone around you.

    Just because she collect dolls doesn`t mean she can`t have a normal life. i`ve seen stamp collectors with about 10x bigger collections than that, and not one person has ever said to me how weird or creepy they are.

    As for the Whole Opie thing.
    Whoever is insulting her, go F*CK yourself! you obviously need a hug.

  153. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    > opiebreath
    > kids these days and sarcasm. It never gets through!

    That`s what she said.

    :-) :-)

  154. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Videogamer I think you`re onto something. If she lives in a mansion that`s probably how she can afford all the dolls.
  155. Profile photo of Poker_Face
    Poker_Face Female 18-29
    51 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    Ah..I can imagine being her grandchild..terrified of dolls.

    "Honey, it`s time for you to spend the weekend at Grandma`s!"

    Poor child.

  156. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    What a nightmare to keep `em clean- you would have to hoover the dust off!! Beats frogs though, or owls.
  157. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    Haahahhaa freaky
  158. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 12:09 am
    I hate those dolls!
  159. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 12:52 am
    I swear, dolls scare me. And that picture is like the Freddy Kreuger of Doll Phobias.
  160. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:08 am
    she`s probably a serial step mother who has given up...

    i guess you can say those dolls have kept her on the stairs

  161. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:33 am
    how big is that staircase?
  162. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:45 am
    look, she even has a matching haircut...creepy...
  163. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:50 am
    zeerakhan is up to no good...
  164. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 4:14 am
    I`d hit that (NOT the woman) lol :)
  165. Profile photo of Ricgus3
    Ricgus3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 4:18 am
    >ridhima

    Stop spamming!

  166. Profile photo of XxBrodstaxX
    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
    56 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 5:23 am
    I not likey the dollys :(
  167. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 6:23 am
    I actually had trouble finding the lady in this picture.
  168. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:08 am
    when i see comment wars like this one it just makes me miss devi2000
  169. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:13 am

    Loooots of blond, white cabbage patch kids. No brown-hair white ones and only a couple not white. Wtf.
  170. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:38 am
    What`s with the wide-ass staircase?
  171. Profile photo of florielaamor
    florielaamor Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:12 am
    yeah why are they all blonde? that;s so messed up!!!
  172. Profile photo of 8394
    8394 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 9:08 am
    not only is this sad but incredibly creepy
  173. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 9:25 am
    It`s like Children of the Corn...(or should that be Children of the Cabbage Patch...)
  174. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 9:37 am
    The majority of those are white blonds, and they all have blue eyes. Most of them are wearing shoes, but none are wearing gloves. A few are wearing hats.
  175. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 9:52 am
    she has got to have the biggest staircase i`ve ever seen in a house lol
  176. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
    whys the stairs so freakin big????
  177. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:20 am
    That is just sad and scary.
  178. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:37 am
    creepy...
  179. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    SOMEONE CALL THE ARMY, QUICK! THE CABBAGE PATCH REBELLION IS RISEN!
  180. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    The only thing bigger than that stair case?
    Her loneliness... I typed it....
  181. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    oh lord
  182. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    The Moment before her death she will say "Uhh, all my life i`ve been collecting dolls....and that`s about it..." bummer? With Infinite Potential, how could you waste it like that?
  183. Profile photo of Epiccookies
    Epiccookies Female 13-17
    22 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    Her kids must of been blondes.
  184. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    aw, lol, poor her.
    i`d be afraid of having that much dolls.
  185. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Photoshop
  186. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    Angelmassb
    "Photoshop"

    Ah, yes, the natural birdcall of the Dumbassuss Testiculus.

  187. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    Omg..

    that`s HUGE stair case!

  188. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    And there`s one black one in the middle right lol. I can`t imagine having to sleep in a house with 400 cabbage patch dolls...just staring...and watching...and waiting...*rocks in corner*
  189. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    that staircase is pretty huge..
  190. Profile photo of jksami
    jksami Female 13-17
    6 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 7:38 am
    ahhhhhhhh (its scary)
  191. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Creepy.

    -shudder-

  192. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    f*ck thats a lot of goddamn scary dolls
  193. Profile photo of Austiep
    Austiep Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    sexy
  194. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I just wanna jump in there!
  195. Profile photo of jrodjarrod
    jrodjarrod Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    i cant habe children so i collect small plastic ones instead
  196. Profile photo of JustAlex
    JustAlex Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Attractive. lolol
  197. Profile photo of Poloticsspaz
    Poloticsspaz Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:02 am
    ...kinda funny....strangely creepy
  198. Profile photo of Emmily623
    Emmily623 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    is that a staircase for fat ppl?
  199. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    what a wide staircase
  200. Profile photo of peter2ko
    peter2ko Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    erm need life much?
  201. Profile photo of MrLOL
    MrLOL Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:22 am
    Thats not awkwardly creepy at all.
    Thats whjat I thought too, mountainbord.
    LOL
  202. Profile photo of phxbrjbr
    phxbrjbr Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
    grandma i told you not to put the pic on the comp...now what are people at work gonna say
  203. Profile photo of Bellagirl22
    Bellagirl22 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    is that primes mom?
  204. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 1:36 am
    Are those CPK`s? OMG I lived in the same county and knew the woman who owned the company. Holy crap that woman in that pic would`ve had to go to that tourist trap like every freaking day to get that many of them.. jesus christ.
  205. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    This is strangely cool...

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