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The Classic Douchebag: The Formative Years [Pic]

Young ladies, meet every guy you”re ever going to encounter for the rest of your lives.

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Date: 08/07/09 06:06 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19375 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:54 am
    Link: The Classic Douchebag: The Formative Years - Young ladies, meet every guy you`re ever going to encounter for the rest of your lives.
  2. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:04 am
    omgz! Childpronz! Ohnoes! </sarcasm>
    I lol`d, I just love his facial expression. :D
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Oh god I knew a kid like that once. Came up 2 feet from me in P.E. in Elementary School when we were playing hockey and I was the goalie and slammed the puck into my leg. Left a nasty welt, the bruise that came later turned all sorts of fun colors.

    *reliving horrible childhood memories*

    :(

    I need kittens.

  4. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Aww, poor opie. D:
    What kind of kittens do you want?
    I have shorthair, wirehair, bengal, burmese, bobtail, and and and lots more.
  5. Profile photo of Epiales
    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Lol! That boys face makes me laugh x)
  6. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Oh fu*k HA HA HA HA HA HA

    What a perfect frozen moment.

  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:25 am
    I left just such a kid (when I myself was a kid) with a bloody nose for the same kind of mockery, Of a close friend. After that, Every want-to-be bully wanted to fight me. Douchebags are like roosterroaches, Smash one and all the others come out of the woodwork.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:26 am
    geesh i can`t type ? c o c k r o a c h ?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:29 am

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:29 am
    dats for poor Opie :-)
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:36 am
    lol not all that funny.
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Yaaay I feel better.

    Crak, c*ck is a banned word. So yes, roosterroaches run on the floor, a pilot sits in a roosterpit, and low class people in England speak with a roosterney accent.

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    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:40 am
    lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face
  14. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Made me ROFL
  15. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:44 am
    haha... she`ll probably end up dating him or something haha
  16. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:04 am
    priceless :)
  17. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    614 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:11 am
    wolfking "lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face"

    Please refer to #7 on http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-m...

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    declan765 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:17 am
    lol bit mean
  19. Profile photo of DickFace3
    DickFace3 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Where do I report vulnerabilities in the site?

    Like being able to insert any code I want on a page?

  20. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:21 am
    why are they all topless?
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:23 am
    Nice first post D1ckface3.... LOL
  22. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1375 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:23 am
    haha aww poor girl although I`m sure the little boy just has a huge crush on her and doesn`t know how to show it
  23. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:27 am
    LOL....Love the list bluethen...but they forgot the biggest one of all: The idiots who feel the need to write "First". Though, I guess that would fall under the ninja category.
  24. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3057 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:34 am
    What`s sad is that that kid most likely IS going to grow up to be a complete a**hole.
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    Laarye Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:35 am
    So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules.
  26. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:35 am
    ITsalwayssunny - nah, that just looks like pure hate/ammusement.

    Lorah - It might have been a hot day?

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    AussieSheila Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:36 am
    He`s next! I bet she got her jellybean and gave him a dose of his own medicine. Go girl.
  28. Profile photo of DickFace3
    DickFace3 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Yes, it may be a first post, but it is also a highly important one. Could Fancy or someone else, Opie, Davy, please contact me regarding the matter. Yes, it`s safe in my hands but if someone malicious found the flaw, a great deal of trouble could be caused.
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    nobody404 Male 13-17
    245 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:38 am
    "So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules."

    It`s ok to show naked children as long as it isn`t pornographic. So basically what you said is true, yeah. The internet has strange rules indeed.

  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Dick, send me an email (my address is on my profile) about it and we can talk more.
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    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Argh... brings back memories... its not the kid laughing and pointing its the nurse with the big smile on her face while stabbing you...
  32. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:04 am
    lmao @ matwix_2004
    your 1st post has unleashed a monster :P
    and yeah, when i was 4, i was getting the jab and it was my dad that was laughing me...
    huh...explains a lot, really.
  33. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:15 am
    "US
    138 Posts Friday, August 7, 2009 8:38:04 AM
    "So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules."

    It`s ok to show naked children as long as it isn`t pornographic. So basically what you said is true, yeah. The internet has strange rules indeed."

    It`s not just the internet it`s anywhere. As long as the Photo is not provocative or sexual in any way then there`s nothing wrong with images of nude children. It`s the intent behind the picture that makes it CP.

  34. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:19 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ** EVIL LAUGH**
  35. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Bluethen
    "lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face"

    Please refer to #7 on http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-m...

    This sucks because I`m all of them except the ninja, the bot, and the Hitler`s apprentice. *looks in the mirror to reevaluate his life*

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    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:59 am
    Ha, that`s brilliant.
  37. Profile photo of aahhdude
    aahhdude Female 18-29
    110 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:59 am
    that smile will be wiped off his face when its his turn for a shot
  38. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Since when does one have to remove their shirt/blouse to get a shot? Pedo alert to whoever made the call.
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9306 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:25 am
    ...wow...it starts younger than I thought. Not even children are innocent anymore. o_O
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13621 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Dunno, I reckon she laughed her arse off when HE took a shot, just swings N roundabouts :-)
  41. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Why do all the kids have their shirts off??
  42. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
    ahlishlovesu, they`re getting vaccinated
  43. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:01 am
    swine flew touched down south of Atlanta the other day, no cure for Atleast 6more months...this is going to be a Cold winter....
  44. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1666 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:21 am
    He`s missing the spiked up hair, but the fake-ish tan is there
  45. Profile photo of Critter13
    Critter13 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:40 am
    he is swiming in the shallow end of the gene pool lol
  46. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3361 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
    There are people objecting because they have their shirts off? Seriously? They can`t be any older than five! Pedo alert to anyone who saw anything other than innocent kids getting shots.
  47. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Moments later Chad was diagnosed with HIV.

    Who`s laughing now bitch?

  48. Profile photo of Vulpes-Aurum
    Vulpes-Aurum Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    "Pedo alert to anyone who saw anything other than innocent kids getting shots."

    Said the 40-49-year-old man...

  49. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Me too Crawdaddy. :-(
  50. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13621 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Vulpes-Aurum - Nope just common and garden sense, tis the nanny state world which makes everyone and everything dangerous and suspect,sorry to say it, but you missed the world where life was truely free bud
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13621 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    DickFace3 - well your name says it really dunnit?
  52. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3057 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    @ ferdyfred: I like the new avatar! WWII if I`m correct? All about you Brits keeping a stiff upper lip and what not?
  53. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3361 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Vulpes-Aurun..Your a little young to remember when a picture like this was innocent. Please keep your nanny-state politics out of our lives.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9329 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    That kid is also not going to have a manhood if he keeps that up.
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    he`s next in line
  56. Profile photo of lizzysparkle
    lizzysparkle Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 7, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    They all have their shirts off cuz it`s a whole lot easier to give injections that way, especially if you have a large group like that. You don`t have to wait for everyone to pull up their sleeves, which still may fall down and get in the way. Plus it`s easier to hold onto the child in case they try to make a break for it. They could hurt themselves with a shirt on.
  57. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1918 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    "Anthome for all you do-ouchebags"
  58. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    aww that`s horrible!
  59. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    382 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    That must be her brother.
  60. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Gosh I`m a feminist, but I hate to admit this douche made me laugh
  61. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1853 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:07 am
    It`s little Javier!
  62. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:45 am
    That picture is very depressing.
  63. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 4:47 am
    "Gosh I`m a feminist, but I hate to admit this douche made me laugh"

    Whatever that has to do with being a feminist... Yes I know, because he`s a dude and she`s a girl... But I somehow doubt he points at her out of some wish for chauvinistic oppression. He`s just an non-nice individual, so no point of getting gender out ;)

    (And indeed, I am anti-feminist. I`m very much pro emanzipation, though. Not the same thing at all...)

  64. Profile photo of Tomolenko
    Tomolenko Male 13-17
    259 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:40 am
    lol this is sehr funny!
  65. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:48 am
    that`s pretty funny
  66. Profile photo of tiben36
    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    why is everybody topless?
    PEDOBEAR SPOTTED!


    noel vaincra!

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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    nip slip!
  68. Profile photo of Lelouch
    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Haha what a douche!(o wait,i have no room to talk)
  69. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3828 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 4:16 am
    this made me lol and rofl
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    peglegsam Female 18-29
    94 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    this made me snort

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