The Classic Douchebag: The Formative Years [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Young ladies, meet every guy you"re ever going to encounter for the rest of your lives.
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Female 94
this made me snort
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Female 3,828
this made me lol and rofl
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Male 35
Haha what a douche!(o wait,i have no room to talk)
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Male 394
nip slip!
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Male 66
why is everybody topless?
PEDOBEAR SPOTTED!


noel vaincra!

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Female 931
that`s pretty funny
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Male 259
lol this is sehr funny!
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Male 422
"Gosh I`m a feminist, but I hate to admit this douche made me laugh"

Whatever that has to do with being a feminist... Yes I know, because he`s a dude and she`s a girl... But I somehow doubt he points at her out of some wish for chauvinistic oppression. He`s just an non-nice individual, so no point of getting gender out ;)

(And indeed, I am anti-feminist. I`m very much pro emanzipation, though. Not the same thing at all...)

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Female 257
That picture is very depressing.
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Male 1,853
It`s little Javier!
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Female 1,697
Gosh I`m a feminist, but I hate to admit this douche made me laugh
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Male 1,381
aww that`s horrible!
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Male 382
That must be her brother.
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Male 1,918
"Anthome for all you do-ouchebags"
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Female 1
They all have their shirts off cuz it`s a whole lot easier to give injections that way, especially if you have a large group like that. You don`t have to wait for everyone to pull up their sleeves, which still may fall down and get in the way. Plus it`s easier to hold onto the child in case they try to make a break for it. They could hurt themselves with a shirt on.
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Female 5,222
he`s next in line
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Female 9,572
That kid is also not going to have a manhood if he keeps that up.
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Male 3,369
Vulpes-Aurun..Your a little young to remember when a picture like this was innocent. Please keep your nanny-state politics out of our lives.
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Male 3,058
@ ferdyfred: I like the new avatar! WWII if I`m correct? All about you Brits keeping a stiff upper lip and what not?
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Male 13,630
DickFace3 - well your name says it really dunnit?
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Male 13,630
Vulpes-Aurum - Nope just common and garden sense, tis the nanny state world which makes everyone and everything dangerous and suspect,sorry to say it, but you missed the world where life was truely free bud
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Male 301
Me too Crawdaddy. :-(
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Male 19
"Pedo alert to anyone who saw anything other than innocent kids getting shots."

Said the 40-49-year-old man...

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Male 2,049
Moments later Chad was diagnosed with HIV.

Who`s laughing now bitch?

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Male 3,369
There are people objecting because they have their shirts off? Seriously? They can`t be any older than five! Pedo alert to anyone who saw anything other than innocent kids getting shots.
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Female 34
he is swiming in the shallow end of the gene pool lol
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Male 1,666
He`s missing the spiked up hair, but the fake-ish tan is there
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Male 596
swine flew touched down south of Atlanta the other day, no cure for Atleast 6more months...this is going to be a Cold winter....
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Male 144
ahlishlovesu, they`re getting vaccinated
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Female 88
Why do all the kids have their shirts off??
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Male 13,630
Dunno, I reckon she laughed her arse off when HE took a shot, just swings N roundabouts :-)
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Male 9,305
...wow...it starts younger than I thought. Not even children are innocent anymore. o_O
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Female 2,509
Since when does one have to remove their shirt/blouse to get a shot? Pedo alert to whoever made the call.
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Female 110
that smile will be wiped off his face when its his turn for a shot
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Male 161
Ha, that`s brilliant.
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Male 353
Bluethen
"lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face"

Please refer to #7 on http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-m...

This sucks because I`m all of them except the ninja, the bot, and the Hitler`s apprentice. *looks in the mirror to reevaluate his life*

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Female 1,893
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ** EVIL LAUGH**
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Male 353
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138 Posts Friday, August 7, 2009 8:38:04 AM
"So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules."

It`s ok to show naked children as long as it isn`t pornographic. So basically what you said is true, yeah. The internet has strange rules indeed."

It`s not just the internet it`s anywhere. As long as the Photo is not provocative or sexual in any way then there`s nothing wrong with images of nude children. It`s the intent behind the picture that makes it CP.

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Male 931
lmao @ matwix_2004
your 1st post has unleashed a monster :P
and yeah, when i was 4, i was getting the jab and it was my dad that was laughing me...
huh...explains a lot, really.
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Female 99
Argh... brings back memories... its not the kid laughing and pointing its the nurse with the big smile on her face while stabbing you...
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Female 15,763
Dick, send me an email (my address is on my profile) about it and we can talk more.
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Male 245
"So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules."

It`s ok to show naked children as long as it isn`t pornographic. So basically what you said is true, yeah. The internet has strange rules indeed.

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Male 23
Yes, it may be a first post, but it is also a highly important one. Could Fancy or someone else, Opie, Davy, please contact me regarding the matter. Yes, it`s safe in my hands but if someone malicious found the flaw, a great deal of trouble could be caused.
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Female 48
He`s next! I bet she got her jellybean and gave him a dose of his own medicine. Go girl.
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Male 2,551
ITsalwayssunny - nah, that just looks like pure hate/ammusement.

Lorah - It might have been a hot day?

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Male 20
So, it`s okay to show half naked children as long as they are crying or being tortured? Sex bad, pain good. Cool, thanks for the clarification. I think I need to go and relearn the internet rules.
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Male 3,058
What`s sad is that that kid most likely IS going to grow up to be a complete a**hole.
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Male 301
LOL....Love the list bluethen...but they forgot the biggest one of all: The idiots who feel the need to write "First". Though, I guess that would fall under the ninja category.
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Male 1,375
haha aww poor girl although I`m sure the little boy just has a huge crush on her and doesn`t know how to show it
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Male 4,807
Nice first post D1ckface3.... LOL
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Female 1,784
why are they all topless?
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Male 23
Where do I report vulnerabilities in the site?

Like being able to insert any code I want on a page?

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Male 54
lol bit mean
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Male 614
wolfking "lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face"

Please refer to #7 on http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-m...

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Male 419
priceless :)
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Male 1,129
haha... she`ll probably end up dating him or something haha
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Male 516
Made me ROFL
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Male 156
lol thats kinda funny but if he did that 2my vest friend i would break his face
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Female 15,763
Yaaay I feel better.

Crak, c*ck is a banned word. So yes, roosterroaches run on the floor, a pilot sits in a roosterpit, and low class people in England speak with a roosterney accent.

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Female 761
lol not all that funny.
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Male 4,807
dats for poor Opie :-)
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Male 4,807

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Male 17,511
geesh i can`t type ? c o c k r o a c h ?
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Male 17,511
I left just such a kid (when I myself was a kid) with a bloody nose for the same kind of mockery, Of a close friend. After that, Every want-to-be bully wanted to fight me. Douchebags are like roosterroaches, Smash one and all the others come out of the woodwork.
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Male 1,399
Oh fu*k HA HA HA HA HA HA

What a perfect frozen moment.

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Female 39
Lol! That boys face makes me laugh x)
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Male 2,551
Aww, poor opie. D:
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Female 15,763
Oh god I knew a kid like that once. Came up 2 feet from me in P.E. in Elementary School when we were playing hockey and I was the goalie and slammed the puck into my leg. Left a nasty welt, the bruise that came later turned all sorts of fun colors.

*reliving horrible childhood memories*

:(

I need kittens.

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Male 2,551
omgz! Childpronz! Ohnoes! </sarcasm>
I lol`d, I just love his facial expression. :D
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Male 20,909
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