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Date: 08/03/09 01:02 PM

79 Responses to The Best and Worst Military in the World [2 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Link: The Best and Worst Military in the World - Guess which one is which?
  2. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    is the first one on fire as well?
  3. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    what are they trying to prove in the first pic?
  4. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    arrrgghhhhh manly fire, stones and a HUGE hammer!!! arrrrggghhhhh
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Hmmm...a guy who gets his nads hammered...or several that would lay in the mud and let someone walk over them...

    ...I kinda like dirty guys... >_>

  6. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    So in combat you have to make human bridges and smash flaming concrete over your nuts with a sledge hammer??????
  7. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    no offense but the 1st one looks like some kinda weird gay porn *shudder*
  8. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    The fact that the ones in #1 says that they aren`t afraid to have flaming concrete blocks broken over their balls so #1 has the best military.
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    August 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    The guys laying in the mud should be on fire. That would be cool
  10. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    I`d say the second one`s the best as long as you get to be the one walking.
  11. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    #2 is it dress down day? What`s with the running shoes?
  12. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    The second one is by far the better army, they are learning useful things, not how to burn concrete. In what military situation will you be required to break concrete slabs which are (for no apparent reason) on fire against one`s wedding tackle?
  13. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Frankii: You do realize that there`s solid ground a good 12 steps behind the army on the right?
  14. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    lol at a1butcher
    the military on the right have sneakers on
  15. Profile photo of cyberninjaru
    cyberninjaru Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Frankii,

    What exactly is the second army learning? How to make a human bridge in mud when they can just walk 20 feet backwards and cross easily?

  16. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    You`d be surprised how useful both sets of skills can be in combat.

    BTW, I`m not sure that the second one is an actual military unit. They resemble a Corporate "teambuilding" retreat(oh, the places I`ve worked).

  17. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    The first one is apparently some kind of competition, evidenced by spectators.

    The second one is a team building exercise. Being able to count on your buddy, and being able to `lay down` and take one for the team to accomplish the mission.

  18. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    unless the military in the second gives out vans as the standard military boots I don`t think its actually a fighting force of any king maybe a corporation team building exercise deal
  19. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    the first one is obviously the best coz they have balls of steel, the second one has a poof comander who doesnt want to get his feet wet
  20. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    well neither are dead yet, so definatly not american
  21. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    i can`t tell who`s who, but the first is a demonstration like firewalking that looks cool but isn`t dangerous if you know what you`re doing, the second looks like they`re just screwing around
  22. Profile photo of Pieface90
    Pieface90 Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    I`d prefer to be in the second pic, that way I`d get to walk all over them. Without asking the sergeant.
  23. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    @metalicDemon i think its more like balls of fire... ha...
  24. Profile photo of aahhdude
    aahhdude Female 18-29
    110 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    both pics might be our soldiers...
  25. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    "both pics might be our soldiers..."

    ah ok, probally havnt had the chance to kill each other with friendly fire yet then.

  26. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    neither pics are our Soldiers. You can tell by the uniforms....
  27. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    who`s the princess in the second pic who`s the only one that gets to cross dry?....
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    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    I don`t think the pic with the guys in the water are even soldiers, they are not wearing boots... just regular shoes. They`re just some guys wearing camo. Maybe paint ball players or some crap.
  29. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    "ah ok, probally havnt had the chance to kill each other with friendly fire yet then."

    wtf?

  30. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
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    August 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I think having your crotch set on fire and then smashed with a hammer is my pick for worst photo :)
  31. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    "neither pics are our Soldiers. You can tell by the uniforms...."

    Have you ever even seen the U.S. Army fatigues?

  32. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    wow those soldiers r crazes XP
  33. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Balls of steel.
  34. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    im guessing isreals army they train you hard there
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    On the left: Painful yet awsome!
    On the right: Painful and humiliating.
  36. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Wherever these guys are from, they look pretty tough in both pictures. I wouldn`t mess with them either way. They have my respect and gratitude.
  37. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    @OMGitsJASON

    yknow. i might be playing the racy card a bit here. but everyone in every picture was white. not even a tanned white. white white.

    im guessing english and, maybe U.S?

  38. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    The left = The Russian Army
    The right = The Russian Reserve Army
  39. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    WTF is the point of the right one? There isn`t any use I can think of being able to do that...
  40. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Neither? I mean they both look dumb...
  41. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    "yknow. i might be playing the racy card a bit here. but everyone in every picture was white. not even a tanned white. white white.

    im guessing english and, maybe U.S?"

    US is soooo not white white. However, I do live in California.

  42. Profile photo of d_coy
    d_coy Female 70 & Over
    15 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    I`m guessing the one on the right is French? x3
  43. Profile photo of Kretain
    Kretain Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    They both look retarded to me :S
  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    USA! USA! USA! USA!
  45. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    August 3, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    "WTF is the point of the right one? There isn`t any use I can think of being able to do that..."

    yah i was thinking the exact same thing...it kinda looks like the people laying on the ground are all men and the person walking on them is a woman...so maybe they`re all trying to be gentlemen?? well i hope she was worth it...lol...

  46. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    I dunno which is better to be covered in fire or water??
  47. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Spam bots man -.-
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 3, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    The one on the right is just my morning exercise routine.

    I`m the one walking.

    ;D

  49. Profile photo of Laarye
    Laarye Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:43 am
    The guys on the left are either bored marines or spetsnaz training. The right is greenpeace. And in either picture, one guy is at least thinking, "I`m definetly getting laid for this!"
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:51 am
    hmmmmmmmmm
  51. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2009 at 2:58 am
    I`m pretty sure the left is the British army, looks like their uniform. Not sure about the right one though.
  52. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2009 at 3:16 am
    What`s the point in cracking flaming tiles? Really, the one of the right seems to actually be of use..
  53. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:06 am
    the left is british army, the right is british army cadets.

    so basically both of them are thick poos

  54. Profile photo of Odradek
    Odradek Male 40-49
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    August 4, 2009 at 5:07 am
    Germans on the left, French on the right. Hardass practice vs. rollover preparation.
  55. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
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    August 4, 2009 at 5:44 am
    The ones on the right are learning how to walk over corpses of the guys on the left. That just shows how badass the guys on the right is be.
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2009 at 5:47 am
    Boredered "Spam bots man -.-"

    Dude what`s the problem?

  57. Profile photo of NickMax
    NickMax Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2009 at 5:47 am
    The guy on the right of the rightmost army looks like Troll. Badass.
  58. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:50 am
    "well neither are dead yet, so definatly not american"
    lulz wat? It`s not like american troops are well known for dying so that`s a odd stereotype. If that`s what you are doing, or you are threating the u.s huh.
  59. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:32 am
    *sigh* where`s tru-man??
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 4, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Left are show-offs, right actually get the job done.
  61. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    August 4, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "right actually get the job done"

    What job would that be?

  62. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:03 am
    These are both pics of poo-butt Eastern European militaries. They are neither the best nor the worst, but both sad, sad, organizations.
  63. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:49 am
    From what I understand, the "greatest army in the world" is entirely comprised of mentally subnormal white supremacists who live in trailers and like to kill everything that moves (especially British soldiers). In Europe the only people who live in "trailers" are Slovaks, and that`s only until the trailer arrives in England. What`s more, the American "Trailer people (Sic)" use incredibly expensive high-tech weapons designed by fat beardy people who go to Star Trek conventions, presumably for inspiration, and like to eat everything that moves. Lets face it boys, it`s the fat beardy weirdies that are the best in the world, you bomb the living F*ck out of everthing with computer guided high-explosives and then send in a few scrawny rednecks with M16s to bully the natives and generally "Americanize" (sic) the place afterwards. Fat KFC eatin` Beardy trekkies FTW!
  64. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    wow max normal, sounds like you gotta little bit of jealousy going on over there! You come off as a shrill middle aged man who is mad at the world...but that`s what you intended isn`t it?
  65. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    August 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I`m guessing the guys on the left are Spetznaz?

    The guys who do sit ups on nails and broken glass, who train to use tomahawks(the hatchet not the missle) and who`s applicants are interviewed by an 8 foot man-eating bear?
    Those guys?

  66. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    "right actually get the job done"

    "What job would that be?"

    Keeping the soldiers trainers clean?

  67. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    why not just cross up the road a few feet where I see there is no giant puddle?
  68. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    August 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    VV I guess they wouldn`t get to test out their combat sneakers.
  69. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    @MAX Normal

    USA USA USA!!! HAHAHAHA

  70. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    August 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Max is Americajealous (sic)

  71. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
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    August 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    "trailer people" made me laugh.

    And everyone knows that all trekkies have jobs. Especially high-paying government jobs.

  72. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    max normal, i live in one of those trailers and they do suck, but i have not been killed yet by my husband or one of his "mentally subnormal white supremacist"-friends. nor have I been eaten by a beardy weirdy guy.
    where exactly do you get your information?
  73. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Um gee... is the second one the worst? lol
  74. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 1:15 am
    im gonna say theo ne on left is atleast most bad-ass ^^
  75. Profile photo of Chootastic
    Chootastic Male 18-29
    28 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:29 am
    Im with ari - it`s not nice to have class prejudice.
  76. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    August 5, 2009 at 5:52 am
    "nor have I been eaten by a beardy weirdy guy."

    Hang on we ran out of Ketchup.

  77. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Flaming bricks on b*lls batman! Lmao stupid.
  78. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
    both seem crap.

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