The Best and Worst Military in the World [2 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Guess which one is which?
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Male 246
both seem crap.
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Female 149
Flaming bricks on b*lls batman! Lmao stupid.
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Male 14,330
"nor have I been eaten by a beardy weirdy guy."

Hang on we ran out of Ketchup.

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Male 28
Im with ari - it`s not nice to have class prejudice.
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Male 3,619
im gonna say theo ne on left is atleast most bad-ass ^^
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Female 572
Um gee... is the second one the worst? lol
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Female 119
max normal, i live in one of those trailers and they do suck, but i have not been killed yet by my husband or one of his "mentally subnormal white supremacist"-friends. nor have I been eaten by a beardy weirdy guy.
where exactly do you get your information?
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Male 658
"trailer people" made me laugh.

And everyone knows that all trekkies have jobs. Especially high-paying government jobs.

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Male 298
Max is Americajealous (sic)

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Female 330
@MAX Normal

USA USA USA!!! HAHAHAHA

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Male 14,330
VV I guess they wouldn`t get to test out their combat sneakers.
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Female 443
why not just cross up the road a few feet where I see there is no giant puddle?
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Male 320
"right actually get the job done"

"What job would that be?"

Keeping the soldiers trainers clean?

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Male 1,361
I`m guessing the guys on the left are Spetznaz?

The guys who do sit ups on nails and broken glass, who train to use tomahawks(the hatchet not the missle) and who`s applicants are interviewed by an 8 foot man-eating bear?
Those guys?

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Male 357
wow max normal, sounds like you gotta little bit of jealousy going on over there! You come off as a shrill middle aged man who is mad at the world...but that`s what you intended isn`t it?
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Male 500
From what I understand, the "greatest army in the world" is entirely comprised of mentally subnormal white supremacists who live in trailers and like to kill everything that moves (especially British soldiers). In Europe the only people who live in "trailers" are Slovaks, and that`s only until the trailer arrives in England. What`s more, the American "Trailer people (Sic)" use incredibly expensive high-tech weapons designed by fat beardy people who go to Star Trek conventions, presumably for inspiration, and like to eat everything that moves. Lets face it boys, it`s the fat beardy weirdies that are the best in the world, you bomb the living F*ck out of everthing with computer guided high-explosives and then send in a few scrawny rednecks with M16s to bully the natives and generally "Americanize" (sic) the place afterwards. Fat KFC eatin` Beardy trekkies FTW!
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Male 690
These are both pics of poo-butt Eastern European militaries. They are neither the best nor the worst, but both sad, sad, organizations.
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Male 14,330
"right actually get the job done"

What job would that be?

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Male 4,680
Left are show-offs, right actually get the job done.
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Female 397
*sigh* where`s tru-man??
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Male 5,190
I have no opinion on this.
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Male 527
"well neither are dead yet, so definatly not american"
lulz wat? It`s not like american troops are well known for dying so that`s a odd stereotype. If that`s what you are doing, or you are threating the u.s huh.
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Male 6
The guy on the right of the rightmost army looks like Troll. Badass.
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Male 525
Boredered "Spam bots man -.-"

Dude what`s the problem?

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Male 527
The ones on the right are learning how to walk over corpses of the guys on the left. That just shows how badass the guys on the right is be.
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Male 1
Germans on the left, French on the right. Hardass practice vs. rollover preparation.
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Male 511
the left is british army, the right is british army cadets.

so basically both of them are thick poos

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Male 467
What`s the point in cracking flaming tiles? Really, the one of the right seems to actually be of use..
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Male 3,425
I`m pretty sure the left is the British army, looks like their uniform. Not sure about the right one though.
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Female 5,222
hmmmmmmmmm
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Male 20
The guys on the left are either bored marines or spetsnaz training. The right is greenpeace. And in either picture, one guy is at least thinking, "I`m definetly getting laid for this!"
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Female 15,763
The one on the right is just my morning exercise routine.

I`m the one walking.

;D

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Male 2,506
Spam bots man -.-
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Female 324
I dunno which is better to be covered in fire or water??
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Male 914
"WTF is the point of the right one? There isn`t any use I can think of being able to do that..."

yah i was thinking the exact same thing...it kinda looks like the people laying on the ground are all men and the person walking on them is a woman...so maybe they`re all trying to be gentlemen?? well i hope she was worth it...lol...

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Male 3,756
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Male 8
They both look retarded to me :S
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Female 14
I`m guessing the one on the right is French? x3
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Female 250
"yknow. i might be playing the racy card a bit here. but everyone in every picture was white. not even a tanned white. white white.

im guessing english and, maybe U.S?"

US is soooo not white white. However, I do live in California.

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Male 480
Neither? I mean they both look dumb...
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Male 2,121
WTF is the point of the right one? There isn`t any use I can think of being able to do that...
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Male 256
The left = The Russian Army
The right = The Russian Reserve Army
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Male 221
@OMGitsJASON

yknow. i might be playing the racy card a bit here. but everyone in every picture was white. not even a tanned white. white white.

im guessing english and, maybe U.S?

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Male 3,842
Wherever these guys are from, they look pretty tough in both pictures. I wouldn`t mess with them either way. They have my respect and gratitude.
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Male 10,845
On the left: Painful yet awsome!
On the right: Painful and humiliating.
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Male 177
im guessing isreals army they train you hard there
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Male 193
Balls of steel.
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Male 4,393
wow those soldiers r crazes XP
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Male 91
"neither pics are our Soldiers. You can tell by the uniforms...."

Have you ever even seen the U.S. Army fatigues?

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Male 205
I think having your crotch set on fire and then smashed with a hammer is my pick for worst photo :)
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Female 646
"ah ok, probally havnt had the chance to kill each other with friendly fire yet then."

wtf?

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Female 185
I don`t think the pic with the guys in the water are even soldiers, they are not wearing boots... just regular shoes. They`re just some guys wearing camo. Maybe paint ball players or some crap.
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Male 814
who`s the princess in the second pic who`s the only one that gets to cross dry?....
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Male 1,053
neither pics are our Soldiers. You can tell by the uniforms....
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Male 721
"both pics might be our soldiers..."

ah ok, probally havnt had the chance to kill each other with friendly fire yet then.

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Female 110
both pics might be our soldiers...
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Male 191
@metalicDemon i think its more like balls of fire... ha...
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Male 610
i can`t tell who`s who, but the first is a demonstration like firewalking that looks cool but isn`t dangerous if you know what you`re doing, the second looks like they`re just screwing around
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Female 118
I`d prefer to be in the second pic, that way I`d get to walk all over them. Without asking the sergeant.
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Male 721
well neither are dead yet, so definatly not american
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Male 1,484
the first one is obviously the best coz they have balls of steel, the second one has a poof comander who doesnt want to get his feet wet
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Male 1,375
unless the military in the second gives out vans as the standard military boots I don`t think its actually a fighting force of any king maybe a corporation team building exercise deal
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Male 1,053
The first one is apparently some kind of competition, evidenced by spectators.

The second one is a team building exercise. Being able to count on your buddy, and being able to `lay down` and take one for the team to accomplish the mission.

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Male 204
You`d be surprised how useful both sets of skills can be in combat.

BTW, I`m not sure that the second one is an actual military unit. They resemble a Corporate "teambuilding" retreat(oh, the places I`ve worked).

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Male 33
Frankii,

What exactly is the second army learning? How to make a human bridge in mud when they can just walk 20 feet backwards and cross easily?

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Male 742
lol at a1butcher
the military on the right have sneakers on
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Male 432
Frankii: You do realize that there`s solid ground a good 12 steps behind the army on the right?
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Female 437
The second one is by far the better army, they are learning useful things, not how to burn concrete. In what military situation will you be required to break concrete slabs which are (for no apparent reason) on fire against one`s wedding tackle?
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Male 138
#2 is it dress down day? What`s with the running shoes?
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Female 127
I`d say the second one`s the best as long as you get to be the one walking.
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Male 4,807
The guys laying in the mud should be on fire. That would be cool
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Male 165
The fact that the ones in #1 says that they aren`t afraid to have flaming concrete blocks broken over their balls so #1 has the best military.
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Male 211
no offense but the 1st one looks like some kinda weird gay porn *shudder*
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Male 14,330
So in combat you have to make human bridges and smash flaming concrete over your nuts with a sledge hammer??????
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Male 9,306
Hmmm...a guy who gets his nads hammered...or several that would lay in the mud and let someone walk over them...

...I kinda like dirty guys... >_>

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Male 331
arrrgghhhhh manly fire, stones and a HUGE hammer!!! arrrrggghhhhh
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Male 633
what are they trying to prove in the first pic?
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Male 1,375
is the first one on fire as well?
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Male 19,873
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