Tacky Wedding All Star [11 Pics]

Submitted by: jinxiejae 7 years ago in Funny
http://tackyweddings.com/2009/07/08/tacky-wedding-all-star-mini-me-bride-and-groom-neon-orange-showgirl-bridesmaids-and-super-fugly-wedding-dress/

Gotta love the chavs; a lottta money, very little taste
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Female 471
Actually, that wedding dress could be a LOT worse.
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Female 465
@Nirosaki

*Non-Educated Delinquent...

And I don`t know if anyone already mentioned this, but Neds are confined to Glasgow. Which means these guys couldn`t be Neds, as it`s not raining and therefore can`t be Scotland :p This is further backed up by the fact that none of the women are wearing inch-thick bright orange fake tan and don`t have their hair scraped back except for two little straggly bits at their temples...

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Female 5,222
minus the face i think her whole getup was pretty neat looking
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Female 111
omg she looks scary :o and the dress is way 2 much
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Male 1,485
im not getting married because of this
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Female 1,231
There is actually a website called tackyweddings.com.

I`m going to spend a day and a half browsing it, now. Thanks, IAB. >.<

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Female 1,401
dayum! i want that dress!
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Female 84
i remember seeing this on tv. she wanted her wedding to be like a fairytale.
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Male 144
SuperSmash

You`re my new favorite person.

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Male 1,918
cinderellass
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Female 1,264
Oh, well...the bride looked happy.
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Female 12
gypsy wedding!!!!
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Female 51
My lord..
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Male 814
lukas, that was the clearest definition of chav i`ve seen. thank you
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Male 3,059
@ The IAB Brits: Is it a safe assumption that what you refer to as a "council estate" is the same thing as a government-subsidized housing project (or "the projects" here?

If so, then that should make the concept of "chav" much more clear to my fellow Americans, the one difference being that those in our housing projects that act gangsta, probably ARE.

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Male 3,425
Chavs are British teenagers who live in council estates, wear sports clothes and think they are "ganstas". Pastimes include harassing old ladies, blaring rap music through a phone speaker, standing on street corners looking intimidating, shoplifting and getting hammered at the local part. They are truly the worst type of people who live upon this earth, and you Americans are blessed not to have them.

As for this wedding, I`d say they are more pikeys (or Irish gypsies) rather than chavs, chavs don`t tend to have a lot of money, but pikeys do (mainly from stealing gravestone marker and the likes) but yeah... Just clearing up what a chav is. I know from first hand experience, the place I live is overrun by them.

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Male 3,059
@ wiredtobits: Interestingly enough, we have Irish Travelers here in the U.S. (mostly in South Carolina go figure) They generally pose as building contractors, roofers, pavers, and scam the ignorant and elderly, charging the, thousands of dollars for shoddy, or nonexistent work.

Dateline NBC did a story about them six or seven years ago there`s an article here about them.

They seem to be a pretty tight-knit group... to the point of inbreeding.

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Female 654
I`d just like to point out that `Ned` is a much better word than `chav.`

Non Educational Delinquent. :D

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Female 182
There`s no pictures of the happy couple? Where`s the poor bastard she was marrying? Did he see the neon orange tuxedo he was supposed to wear and made a run for it?
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Male 47

They are not Chavs, they are travellers, (Pike`es), Irish Gypsies (or as they ones in Ireland call themselves, Pav`ees). As such they are an ethnic minority in Britain so yez are all racists if you`re laughin and english. What`s better is the fights that they get into when the clans meet for the post-wedding piss-up
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Male 915
aaaah bewbs
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Female 134
are you kidding me? what about that wedding is bad? i mean besides the fakeness...i`d love to ride in a glass chariot thing. if i had like 10thou to blow..
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Male 2,582
It`s a dress and a foam party all in one.
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Female 92
The dresses would all be better if they didn`t so much... exist.
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Male 316
Seriously?...

I hate people who have these tacky, over-the-top weddings with a passion. They should all die. :)

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Female 40
Well equivalent to redneck except more money and more plastic.

Rednecks don`t have the money to look so horrendously fake. *barf* Besides, if the wedding had neon orange as a color it would follow that the wedding dress would be camouflage, naturally.

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Male 3,756
"Looks like they live in the South U.S.
Obese children. . . Really fake looking women. . ."


And I thought all the ignorant people who stereotype live in the South.

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Female 1,120
The first bride has a unibrow.
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Male 1,666
Heh, tacky weddings are pretty awesome to crash
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Female 369
Looks like they live in the South U.S.

Obese children. . . Really fake looking women. .

shaw.

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Female 282
hahaha at the orange sherbert bridesmaid dresses
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Male 15,832
LOL@ #4: Maid of Honor Cops a Quick Feel!
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Male 32
Looks like someone wanted to be a bubbly princess
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Female 40
Chav - council house and violent.. says it all really. They are the bane of my life in this area.
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Male 690
gay???
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Female 500
whew, I learned something new today.
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Female 42
Yikes
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Female 53
gorgack, I think you are confused. Chavs are not like rednecks.
Chavs are like some horrendous cross-breed between the gangs in America and the rednecks.
Hence plenty of them stab rape and mug thier way through life, whilst being almost completely ignorant and prejudice to anyone different to them and spending sickening amounts of Dole money on "bling".

Oh how I love what england has become :/

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Male 1,403
wow. just, just, wow.
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Female 4,447
It looks like she`s getting married in either a Chuckie Cheese ball pit (all white of course) or a sea of bubbles..or maybe they`re holiday ornaments.
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Male 311
uhh, ya.
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Male 4,680
Chavs are basically rednecks with different accents and live in council estates instead of trailer parks.
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Male 382
Yup, I thought it was England. For some reason the lower class folks throw thousands of pounds at weddings despite the fact many are not gainfully employed. The welfare state mentality I suppose. I cant believe I was born there.
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Male 152
That looks like a very expensive bed/snuggie.
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Male 251
That dress is awesome, it`s like there`s a sea of foam floating around her. Kind of like that foam some frogs generate to lay their eggs in.
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Male 2,121
chav = council house aggressive. Basically the word started off describing the people who live in government accomodation and are generally angry and vandally. Then it spread to basically any lower class kid who acts tough.
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Female 287
Oh. Dear. Lord.
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Male 287
For our American friends - a chav is roughly the equivalent of a redneck.
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Male 221
LOL neon orange
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Male 3,915
never heard of chav...and if i had i wouldn`t know what i means....but...okay...tacky nonetheless...
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Male 1,704
"yet its quite clearly on a council estate in bolton. or perhaps essex."
i resent that!
its more likely to anywhere else than essex lol.
further north like manchester probably.
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Female 190
Wow, has the word "chav" officially crossed the Atlantic now? Awesome!

Anyway, those pictures are just urghhh.

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Female 531
thats....
kinda gross
: / betcha they`re already divorced.
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Female 654
here are some chavs who have money. (Well, their parents do)

Then you got the other low-class chavs who buys fake-everything.

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Male 12,138
Description: "Gotta love the chavs; a lottta money, very little taste".

Chavs do NOT have a lotta money. they`re the great unwashed of the British working class. What in America would be called "white trash". They lack money and taste in equal measure...

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Female 688
christ on a bike. i love the way it looks *coughcough* straight from the pages of OK, yet its quite clearly on a council estate in bolton. or perhaps essex.
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Male 3,059
Skankiest.

Bride.

Ever.

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Male 13,624
Bloody pikeys
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Female 857
The orange dresses were awful, she wore way too much makeup, but I liked the carriage. :)
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Male 1,375
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Female, 13-17, Midwest US
31 Posts Sunday, August 16, 2009 10:23:34 AM
she`s scary looking. and yes, that dress makes her look fat.
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it`s not the dress
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Female 683
Hey, man, whatever makes you happy... <.<
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Female 519
Ugh...that mini-me bride was just too much, almost as bad as those god awful bridesmaid dresses. I really hope when I get married someone has the good sense to tell me whether the dresses are ugly or not.
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Female 37
she`s scary looking. and yes, that dress makes her look fat.
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Male 233
im speechless
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Female 1,395
I just see orange; orange faces, glow-the-dark orange accessories...did this take place in the middle of a solar eclipse?
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Female 55
The orange chicks hand in four...
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Female 428
Boy, how I`d love to throw just one lit match on that wedding dress. It`d probably go up in a heartbeat.
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Female 572
Like they say (whomever `they` are) be careful what you wish for...

On another note, it looks like the wedding party spewed orange dream cream ice cream everywhere, yuck.

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Female 45
inspired by jordan and peter
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Male 3,756
Douche you take this man?...I douche. Douche you take this woman?...I douche. You may now inappropiately shove your tounge down her throat.
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Female 414
.... wow... no words can describe that...
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Female 7,866
Good god alive, ah well, as long as it is what THEY wanted I suppose it`s ok. But really, did they enter a competition for the tackiest wedding??
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Female 15,763
I swear... when I get married, I`m letting my bridesmaids pick out their own outfits, because obviously being a bride affects one`s mental ability to distinguish flaming fugly from beautiful.
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Male 4,807
I just puked in my mouth.
Tacky just isn`t a big enough word.
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Male 333
I think they were going for a "fairy tale" wedding but it looks more like a tale from the Brothers Grimm!
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Female 2,927
Link: Tacky Wedding All Star [11 Pics] [Rate Link] - Gotta love the chavs; a lottta money, very little taste
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