Sex Chat Room Fail [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

You know it"s going to be a frustrating evening when this is the chat room you get. Safe for work.
There are 132 comments:
Male 115
ROFL MAO LOL BEST PIC IVE SEEN ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1
Last Woman I would want to wake up for a sex video.
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Female 127
Hahahaha!
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Female 30
Maybe she`s tired because of her previous guest o.o
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Female 80
Rofl.
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Male 1,718
Streamate (recongnize the interface(, went there one time paid the chick and she refused to get naked.

What a selfish B*tch

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Male 101
Streamate (recongnize the interface(, went there one time paid the chick and she refused to get naked.
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Male 10
man that hilarious. they were actully sending her text messages telling her to wake up in caps.

yea that`ll wake her up

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Male 227
No...you see, once you pay for premium...THEN you get the awake chicks. This is just a free tour so you get sleeping chicks.
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Female 209
LMAO!!!! @ Gerbear!! took the words right out of my mouth!!
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Male 3,619
*High fives JohannaxStar*
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Female 53
Just how I like my women... unconscious.
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Male 1,485
redtubelive........
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Female 1,186
It`s best to not wake the beast.
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Male 2,552
Such a big fail on multiple levels...
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Male 3,755
BBW: B* be worn out.
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Female 713
Ha Pumpaction!
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Male 1,218
Pumpaction? No comment could do that justice.
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Male 15,510
Geee... Its enough that it happens to you over and over again in real life already...
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Male 914
...to each his own taste in women...personally, i think i prefer if she stay asleep...
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Male 311
"A Wild Snorlax apears......"

awesome.

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Male 427
LMAO
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Female 3,598
Hot.
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Male 104
those caps are bound to awake the beast
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Male 2
A Wild Snorlax apears......
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Male 8
Awesome job.
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Female 22
lol. I would totally want that job. :-P
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Female 1
lmaoo. WAKE TEH drat UP! Lol`d irl<3
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Male 73
Why would he try to wake the bear?
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Male 1,370
Haha, awesome fail
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Male 492
HAWT!!
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Female 428
That`s my kind of job, sleeping on camera! And making people angry by doing so ^_^
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Female 3,726
BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL............HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Female 414
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA this made my day x]
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Male 175
No, I`m not really all that normal, in fact I... I should stop before I say too much
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Male 59
Saved to SLEEPING FETISH folder.

What...?

Oh, like you`re normal.

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Female 1,412
lol your comments are as interesting as the post, guys.

nice job iab.

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Male 10,855
The sad part about this is that Guest_705 would`ve had a better chance if he had a microphone.
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Male 686
Oh wow.
I love the reaction the guy gives-its so impatient its hilarious.

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Male 20
Nothing wrong with any race, but the way he is `yelling` with caps, is funny as hell. Like she is going to hear the tone in the keystrokes, that`s about as effective as pounding on the keyboard with your head.
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Female 50
oh, it`s not the race, or the stature, or the sleeping that bother me.
it`s those ugly as crap curtains!
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Male 10,440
Oh Yeah? Well just I loathe black people. Especially babies.
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Male 895
haaaa
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Male 741
IABbrandon

Suck up.

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Male 374
i know this sounds like sucking up, but i just wanna say all u mods are kick ass. thanks for keeping I-A-B more entertaining than it already is. 8-)
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Male 12,138
[quote]It`s not the fact that she`s sleeping that would bother me. It`s the fact that she`s fat and black. Ok, just fat, that`s what bothers me.[/quote]

Wey_pooh, you`re on very thin ice when it comes to racism. Think millimetres. It`s not the first time we`ve had this chat.

Be good.

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Male 243
and i mean both the arguing in the comments and the pic.
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Male 243
lol... this is too funny.
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Male 596
lmfao, 9.99 a month for 5 token.s oh F**** that...
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Female 179
that was sweet
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Male 1,381
mah girl ches is finally in the posts! sweet!
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Male 1,003
It`s not the fact that she`s sleeping that would bother me. It`s the fact that she`s fat and black. Ok, just fat, that`s what bothers me.
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Female 15,763
Oh dear god I`ve come home to see my children all involved in some angry cursing orgy.

Be safe kids... use a word filter.

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Female 30
I had a feeling you were into that Prime ;)
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Male 8,300
Skimming the page I see:
naked whore slut masterbating bastard slag...

I know we`re all one happy family yanking each other`s chains, but let`s remember to keep it family-friendyish ok? And I`m particularly spanking you, Davy and Prime. Spankety-spank, and no comments back about how you love it.

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Male 12,138
Prime, shush now. You know you love it. You slag.
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Male 374
wow......
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Male 180
100 posts YEAH!
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Male 1,078
@Gorgack:

Take a look at my profile pic.

I can not thank you enough for that pic, Davy.

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Male 820
[quote] davymid got 5000... anyone else just hit a post-count milestone?[/quote]

333!!!!
(lol I turned caps lock on for that by reflex)
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Male 7,933
"Completely off-topic, I thought I would dedicate my 5000th post to my good friend and colleague Primetimekin. "


.....You drating cheeky bastard

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Female 5,222
whahahaha XD
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Female 723
This is awesome! Way to go girl. ;)
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Male 1,590
"Why must everything nice in life cost money?"

The same reason every food that tastes good is bad for you.

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Male 2,841
Why must everything nice in life cost money?
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Male 10,440
Rofl!
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Male 2,703
sorry to disappoint you batmanners, but any girl getting naked on webcam is a whore, even if she`s not a promiscuous "slut" she doesn`t respect herself and needs the self esteem boost by getting naked (and typically masterbating) for a bunch of pathetic people online that she will never meet.
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Male 895
wow batmanners, get a real gf
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Male 3,755
She probably got beat by the sleazebag who monitors these sluts.
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Male 45
She is worn out. Do you have any idea how much she chats?
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Male 1,666
Batmanners, whatever happened to just finding a real person that you can stick it into?

I guess I`m old fashioned.

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Male 4,004
That`s why you don`t go to pay sites like livejasmin. They don`t show unless you spend money. Free cams (like cam4) are way better, and it`s real people instead of whores.
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Female 280
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Male 265
i keep telling my mother she should not sleep on the job :(

i apologize to my mother.

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Male 8,300
Oh great, I`ll see you soon then Davy!
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Male 12,138
Don`t worry Lion, we`re still sending our convicts to Botany Bay!
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Male 8,300
The US and Britain separated!?? WHY DOESN`T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS!!!??
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Male 85
Epic!
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Female 1,677
Well it must be tiring work..
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Male 1,666
Sord, the amount of posts you have is also the year that the U.S. declared independence from Britain. That`s kind of a milestone.
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Male 2,388
ahhh commitment to a 2d world is glorious no milestone though
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Male 1,666
Male 907
`Woohoo, this is post number 12632! WHAT a milestone... oh god I have no life *cries in a corner*`

No life.

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Male 246
lol
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Female 15,763
"t 2000, davymid got 5000... anyone else just hit a post-count milestone?"

Woohoo, this is post number 12632! WHAT a milestone... oh god I have no life *cries in a corner*

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Male 1,704
asleep?

niice :->

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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 8,300
> gorgack2000
> I got 2000, davymid got 5000... anyone else just hit a post-count milestone?

Whatchutalkinaboutwillis?? EVERY post I make is a Milestone!!

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Male 741
Well... I guess if your in to narcoleptic big women. Eeewww
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Male 1,837
i guess its a bbw chat room?
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Male 8,300
Well, he *IS* in the FRE chat, obviously they only wake up and start taking stuff off when you pay some actual presidents. But by the looks of her, keep that money in your pocket man!
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Male 1,666
This is almost as sexy as IAB chat. Almost.
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Male 1,505
By the looks of her, it`s better for everyone if she just sleeps.
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Female 9,572
Oh God, eww.
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Male 2,591
heh heh heh ewwwww
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Female 15,763
I hope she doesn`t drool...

Oh god she`s got the quad boob thing going on. Lovely.

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Male 928
If I got into that room I would be glad she was sleeping and leave. Who wants to look at that...
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Female 32
Ahahaha, wow that`s great. I dunno if I`d be angry or too busy laughing to care if that happened to me.
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Male 376
HHAHAHAHAHA omg
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Male 587
WAKE UP!!
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Male 2,028
Hahaha, I might just burst out laughing if that happened to me.
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Female 1,095
lmao that`s great
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Female 152
lmao!!!
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Male 748
@gorgack2000: I got 31! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Female 1,578
LOLFAIL
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Male 4,680
TWO THOUSANDTH POST GET

I got 2000, davymid got 5000... anyone else just hit a post-count milestone?

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Male 25,416
Another day goes by where the interwebs makes a chuckle!
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Female 64
ive seen this before....still funny XD
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Female 761
HAHAHA!!
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Male 3,058
@ davymid: I bow down to you sir... I nearly spit water into my keyboard when I realized what you did with prime`s photo.

I look forward to his retaliation.

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Male 1,086
Prime hasn`t commented yet. Lawl.

Also at the post, ^.^

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Male 905
davy is the hero of the interwebs
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Male 5,189
:/
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Male 512
Hahahahaha well played, Davy!
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Male 418
Holy poo. Davy made a face in the hole that actually looks legit. Those things NEVER work. I am amazed. This needs its own article.
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Male 3,619
action filled :P
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Male 1,666
Davy, you are one hilarious mother f*cker.
I cannot stop laughing right now.
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Male 1,918
You have to pay the pimp you know...
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Female 26
hahahahaha. Davy, you`re hilarious.
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Male 20,917
Davy wins at the internet today.

Good show, DM. Good show indeed.

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Male 3,014
In response to your picture, David of the Middle, I am currently performing a rolling motion upon my carpeted floor whilst laughing so long and hard that I fear my buttcheeks may come unhinged from the rest of my body.
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Male 2,125
LMFAO! Nice one, davy!
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Female 138
ROFL LMAO davy!!!!!
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Male 3,819
LMAO DAVY! ROFL
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Male 3,819
HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 12,138
Completely off-topic, I thought I would dedicate my 5000th post to my good friend and colleague Primetimekin.

Prime, this one`s for you:

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Female 129
Rofl she must have had a busy night!!!
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Male 533
omg that is hilarious
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Female 531
hahahahaha
best thing i`ve seen all day.
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Male 483
Now that`s what I call a "sticky" situatin
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Male 548
hahahah awesome.
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Male 20,917
Link: Sex Chat Room Fail [Pic] [Rate Link] - You know it`s going to be a frustrating evening when this is the chat room you get. Safe for work.
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