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Date: 08/14/09 06:02 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:29 am
    Link: Serious Spider Problem - Yeah, I don`t think a rolled up newspaper is going to fix this situation.
  2. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:36 am
    oh drat...
  3. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:37 am
    I F*CKING HATE SPIDERS. sorry had to get that out whew. I got bit by a brown recluse on my neck and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. Too painful to move my neck at all and too close to my jugular for the doctor to lance it and take everything out so I had to sit day after day as my neck deteriorated. It looked horrid but all I have to show now is a tiny little scar
  4. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Kill it with fire. Lots of it!
  5. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:38 am
    fudge that poop.
    i think im scared of spiders now :$
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:39 am
    I Love spiders,
    I would adopt all of them if I could!!!
  7. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:45 am
    No, but a can of lynx and a lighter would sort it right out.
  8. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:46 am
    lemme get my boots and there will be no more of those f*ckers
  9. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Spiders are ambassadors from the triple Goddess of Fate, welcome them into your homes!
  10. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:50 am
    AAAAAAAAHHHHH*dies*
  11. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:52 am
    insert inaudible screech here!
  12. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:53 am
    I`ve seen this picture before, and it is the single most horrible thing I`ve ever seen.
  13. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:58 am
    ma, get my gun.
  14. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:04 am
    ._.
  15. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:06 am
    YAY!! =DD
  16. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:10 am
    That is a picture of my worst nightmere O_O
    I`d propably scream until I`d faint.
  17. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:13 am
    ...

    I`d...freeze

  18. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:16 am
    Looks like a job for the flamethrower!
  19. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:17 am
    They`re in the house...they must die. That is the rule for spiders.
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:20 am
    O M G ewwwwwwwww
  21. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:22 am
    you`d need a sword for that big basterd
  22. Profile photo of Demonious
    Demonious Male 18-29
    31 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:35 am
    I forget what kind of spider that is but I saw this image as part of an article. Essentially the article was on the most vicious types of spiders and why not to mess with them. I`ll try to find it instead of doing work this morning.
  23. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:47 am
    Demonious: Heteropoda Maxima.

    http://clumpy.blogspot.com/2008/12/heter...

  24. Profile photo of Restaino814
    Restaino814 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:48 am
    the only way it culd get worse, is if that big one isnt really one big spider, its a bunch of those small one connected and monsterous :((
  25. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Fu*k THAT.

    Just burn the house down.

    @ DaisyDope: I wouldn`t do that if I were you. Shooting it will just make it mad, and you`d never be able to reload fast enough to get the little ones.

  26. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:01 am
    Flamethrower. Just use a giant flamethrower.

    Or Raid, one of those spray bottles... whatever covers a large area in a small amount of time. :)

  27. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:02 am
    Jesus Christ. My usual cup-and-A4 approach is useless here. Gonna require bucket-and-carpet.
  28. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:04 am
    match+axe can=no more problem
  29. Profile photo of PyroX7
    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:05 am
    That`s a Brazilian Wandering Spider. Basically the most terrifying and deadly spiders in the world. The most into your house when it rain. They`re the fastest spiders in the world, and when you scare them, their first reflex is to jump and clamp onto you.
  30. Profile photo of archerbeauty
    archerbeauty Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:06 am
    This is not funny! 3 days ago I saw a spider and tried to kill it with a wad of paper towels... and when I thought I smashed it, a collection of spider babies started crawling all over the place. I then killed the spider babies in a pool of Windex. And then I killed the mama spider. It was creepy.
  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:07 am
    *shrieks and burns the house down*
  32. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Damn it Nidonemo get a freakin hold of yourself.
  33. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:13 am
    I`ve seen this picture a bazillion times. I`ve got the same problem, well minus the big one, in my living room.
  34. Profile photo of Reverend7x
    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Pyro, I`m pretty sure we didn`t need a lesson on spiders while on I-A-B. :| BTW, Wikipedia is your friend.


    Onto the pic...Good Lord...This is what happens when you say "It`s just one little spider, it won`t hurt anyone". It turns into a God damn army of spiders, and then you have the momma spider and she will tear you apart if you get near her.

  35. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:22 am
    "Resistance is futile."

    "We will add your biological uniqueness to our own."

    "Prepare for the spiderapoclaypse."

  36. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:35 am
    ooo god I`m getting all itchy!
  37. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:53 am
    Agh,I feel all itchy now...
  38. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:56 am
    get a can of hair spray rubber band a zippo to the top and light it then spray the hairspray over the flame
    problem solved.
  39. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Spiders are lucky........ Although I think I`d break out the .40 cal for this one.
  40. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Pyro, while that`s interesting, this isn`t a Brazilian Wandering. Phoneutria nigriventer is known as the world`s most venomous spider and rarely ever lives indoor. Plus, they`re primarily terrestrial as far as I know. This is likely some species of Huntsman, but I`m too lazy to bother to look it up.

    Anyone else care to supply the species?

  41. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Am I going to see this picture every month for the rest of my life. REPOST!
  42. Profile photo of ThisIsJay
    ThisIsJay Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:02 am
    "Pyro, I`m pretty sure we didn`t need a lesson on spiders while on I-A-B. :| BTW, Wikipedia is your friend."

    Nothing wrong with a bit of relvant information... If it`s true... I applaud his knowledge, as it solidifies my spider hate even more o-o

  43. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:09 am
    That definitely makes my skin crawl.
  44. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:11 am
    I saw the movie, I know how this ends. You need fire, and LOTS of it.
  45. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:12 am
    "we are going to die"
  46. Profile photo of PuNkMaN1987
    PuNkMaN1987 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:15 am
    ok what you need is about 5 spray cans, a couple of pilot lighters and a couple of your ballsiest friends

    WHOOOSH!

  47. Profile photo of Demonplaya
    Demonplaya Male 13-17
    66 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:15 am
    Okay... I think I just got arachnophobia.
  48. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:16 am
    "Follow The Spiders" Said Hagrid To Harry

    @ BARD


    I too have seen this movie, I know how it ends... Harry defeats the snake

  49. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Burn it. Infestation isa bitch
  50. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Awwww, cute.

    That said, KILL IT WITH FIRE. It is so not funny when you wake up with the little bastards next to your face.

  51. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:25 am
    wtf!!
  52. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:26 am
    Aragog!
  53. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:27 am
    D:!
  54. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Take a flamethrower to that bitch
  55. Profile photo of Ninjagamer12
    Ninjagamer12 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:29 am
    We used to get problems like this, although I never saw the swarm of baby spiders. Luckily, my flamethrower kit was nearby.
  56. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:29 am
    A lighter and a can of hair spray will take care of that problem.

    I need to go huddle in a corner somewhere and rock myself back and forth. I`ll check it for spiders first though.

  57. Profile photo of electromania
    electromania Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:30 am
    aww
  58. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Anyone else care to supply the species?

    It /is/ a Huntsman. Heteropoda maxima.

  59. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:34 am
    No, a newspaper won`t do you any good! Instead, run, screaming, out of you house, to the nearest military base, sneak in, steal a minigun, and mow down you entire house with it. Then, to make sure the bastard and the little bastardites are gone, douse the whole pile of rubble in gasoline, and ignite while standing on it.
  60. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:37 am
    break out the flame-thrower! and then watch them run around for 5 seconds and be amused ahahaha....god i hate spiders
  61. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Holy. Balls. *shiver*

    Chuck Arach-Norris.

  62. Profile photo of IronXVI
    IronXVI Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:44 am
    i`d still try to put it in a jar and make it fight ants. who doesn`t do that?
  63. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:52 am
    KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!! Or you could make do with acid, either really.
  64. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Awww, lookit da kewt lil baby spiders. Hewwo lil fella. Hewwo.
  65. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
    uh-oh
  66. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:08 am
    the only solution at this point is to BURN THAT MOTHERdratING HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!!
  67. Profile photo of kappamu
    kappamu Female 18-29
    157 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:10 am
    That`s just nasty... :-(
  68. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Forget trying to kill them, just Usain Bolt the f*ck outta there!!!
  69. Profile photo of Konsy
    Konsy Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:19 am
    OCTOMOM!!!
  70. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
    i totally hope thats fake if its real and i saw that i think i would have screamed, sprinted away and peed myself all at the same time
  71. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:33 am
    This must be just inside the Hell Lobby.

    Freaking A, this reminds me of those spider things from Alien? That attack your face? Happy thoughts, everyone!

  72. Profile photo of snukatoof
    snukatoof Male 18-29
    58 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:47 am
    I think that`s the Australian Huntsman spider.
    They choke small rodents to death before eating them.
  73. Profile photo of microxscream
    microxscream Female 13-17
    120 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:55 am
    .____. i`d probably move out of my house. immediatley. The curl up in the corner of my new house and cry. XD
  74. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:03 am
    i`d be duct taping a can of hairspray and a zippo...
  75. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:04 am
    This is my worst nightmare, we have some spiders in house that appear from time to time. There were two yesterday in the bathroom, and when i returned they were like ontop of each other it looked like one with 16 legs :`(
  76. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Looks like my pet spider... only with less little spawns.
  77. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:20 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH KILL IT!
  78. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:25 am
    ... oh god!!

    burn it burn it burn it!

  79. Profile photo of quidi
    quidi Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:31 am
    I think that`s a picture from Arachnophobia. Still really creepy. *Shiver*
  80. Profile photo of cheyobi
    cheyobi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:37 am
    I would probably try to catch them on fire and in the process, blow my own house up.
  81. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
    i would be so scared as poo i hate spiders
  82. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Holy shieeeeiiiite! That would scare the well, most of the bodily waste right outta me
  83. Profile photo of Currahee428
    Currahee428 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Spiders scare the flip out of me. I remember the first time I saw this picture on Cracked. I immediately curled up into a ball on my chair and began frantically checking the corners of my room for any such hell-creatures.
  84. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    AHHHHHH!

    *goes to get flamethrower*

  85. Profile photo of EhSteve89
    EhSteve89 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    This seriously just gave me shivers. I really think this would scare me stiff for a good 5 minutes or more if I witnessed this.
  86. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    you know i like spiders, one at a time. but this is just, omfg scary!
  87. Profile photo of Ushersgurl14
    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I got goosebumps =/
  88. Profile photo of tazmania435
    tazmania435 Female 13-17
    76 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    omgggg D: D: D:
  89. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    HOLY F*CKING GOD!
  90. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    That`s pretty freaking scary. If I ever saw that? Fxck, man. I freak out if a see a big moth.
  91. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    If I ever saw that, I would burn down the house.

    Bye, bye spidey :)

  92. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    nothing a good ol can of raid (and a lighter)can`t take care of.
  93. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    holy f*ck.
  94. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    could you imagine that jumping on you face? While you sleeping?
  95. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    The little ones are kinda cute But id stomp that big one for sure.
  96. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    DD;
  97. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    oh...my...GOD!
  98. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    O_O
  99. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Man, I was petrified at that pic. I HATE spiders. Holy Tacos, that is a HUGE-ASS spider!

    Anybody else feel itchy-ness on their body, too?

  100. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    that is exactally why it`s not illegal to own a flamethrower.
  101. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    o_O
  102. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Reminds me of any "Resident Evil" game. Get the grenade launchers!! :D
  103. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    drat! KILL IT KILLIT BURN IT SEND IT TO HELL!!!
  104. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    that`s awesome, mom and bunch a babies
    There`s going to be a hell alot less flies and mosquitoes at that house
  105. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    I would probably try to empty a couple of bug-sprays on the pile. and put a bucket under or something to catch them all. then fill the bucket with diesel and burn it
  106. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    cute.
  107. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    flame thrower anyone?
  108. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE.
  109. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    I`ve seen this picture many times...and each time I do, I almsot cry...and by almost I mean curled up in fetal position balling my eyes out...
  110. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Please tell me this poo isn`t real.

    :-(

    I`m not a huge arachnophobic and usually don`t pay spiders no mind as long as they aren`t crawling on my body or my bed. I try not kill them if I can help it but that poo...no...that is pushing the limit of what anyone can stand.

  111. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    FIRE IN THE HOLE.
  112. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Could be a Sydney Funnel Web Spider and it`s young.
  113. Profile photo of youquilele49
    youquilele49 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Rolled up newspaper? You`d need a machete for that monster.
  114. Profile photo of Vastarien
    Vastarien Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  115. Profile photo of Vastarien
    Vastarien Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  116. Profile photo of sashoemaker
    sashoemaker Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Seen this before. But still. WTF!!!
    I would get a freaking motel if I saw that crap.
  117. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    i would try to make friends with it and train it to guard my valuables :D...orr maybe kill it..one of the two
  118. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Kinda looks like a huntsman spider, these are not poisonous ... no problem.
  119. Profile photo of lolpop
    lolpop Female 13-17
    114 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    OMFG holy poo,
    i would never get that close to take a picture
    wtf :|
  120. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    how cute ^_^
  121. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    we iz all in yor ceiling
    freekin youse owt
  122. Profile photo of minimoose101
    minimoose101 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    someone needs a can of raid
  123. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I don`t kill spiders because they are beneficial. Any problems we could have with them are outweighed by the fact they help to keep the worlds food supply intact. That said, I still wouldn`t want that inside my house. Easy enough to scoop it up w/ some Tupperware.
  124. Profile photo of Indifferent
    Indifferent Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Is that really real?? I saw only the top of the picture, only seeing 5 spiders and the start of a pile thinking "Omg, thats a lot of spiders, and they are big too. . . . *scroll down* OH MY GOD!!!!!!"
    I`m very arachnaphobic, or however that is spelled.

  125. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    ohgodohgodohgod....I am so freaked out by spiders - of any size! I know it`s stupid, I know they are much smaller than me, I know they are beneficial, blah, blah, blahdedy, blah...They need to stay away from mah house!!!! Yeecccchchchh!
  126. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    my brothers kitten kept playing with a big spider today, kept batting it. eeeeeeew
  127. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    They`re more scared of you than you are of it. They`re more scared of you than you are of it.

    Doesn`t help. Never helps. Who ever came up with that sucked.

  128. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    dsfa;klasjdfklasdjfds;lakdjfffffffffffffiiiiiiiiii
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    iiiiiiiiiiiiii
  129. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Sorry I spasmed and then fainted on my keyboard.
  130. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    I want to put the big one on a leash and take it to the park...

  131. Profile photo of cameron666
    cameron666 Male 40-49
    45 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    i would just have a heart attack and die if i saw that in my house.
  132. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    omg i first tought it was a plastic one or sumthing....im not afraid of spiders but that thing ewww i would run away and never come back XD
  133. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    super raid time i think i might acually pee myself really O-o`
  134. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    THEY ARE FORMING A MASSIVE SUPER SPIDER!!
  135. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Don`t kill him! It`s Aragog`s little brother!
  136. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    time to move
  137. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    i bet mace is an effective bug spray... i gotta try it
  138. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    poo! poo! DAMN YOU I-A-B! I thought maybe it was like a drawing or something, I`m deathly afraid of spiders. -_-
  139. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    All they need are little clown costumes.
    Hmm, what would be worse, a giant spider dressed as a clown, or a clown covered in spiders? Or perhaps filled with them, like a pinata...
  140. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Erggh. That picture makes me feel ill.
  141. Profile photo of Dunmer
    Dunmer Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    MAMMA! GET THE VACUUM!

    What?

    THE GOD DAMN F**KING VACUUM CLEANER. GET IT!

    Why?

    GET IT NOW, THEY ARE SWARMING.

  142. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    They`re sooo cute when they`re little...
  143. Profile photo of bhomer2
    bhomer2 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    SWEET MOTHER OF F**K! GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
  144. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    KILL THE QUEEN! KILL THE QUEEN!!!!
  145. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    In my house it wouldn`t be so simple:
    "GET THE VACUUM!
    What?
    THE GOD DAMN F**KING VACUUM CLEANER. GET IT!
    Why?
    GET IT NOW, THEY ARE SWARMING."
    ---------------------------------
    What`s swarming?
    THE SPIDERS!
    What spiders?
    THE ONES IN THE CORNER!
    What Corner?
    JUST GET THE DAMN VAC....(eaten by swarm)
    What corner?
    Hello? Why aren`t you answering me?
    Do you still need the vacuum?
  146. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
  147. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    MAKE IT GO AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
  148. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Giant shoe, plz kthx
  149. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    prolly from a movie but if not than that would suck balls
  150. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    *cries under safety of blanket*
  151. Profile photo of IxL0V3xHIM
    IxL0V3xHIM Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    You`d need a god damn shot gun to take care of that.
  152. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Holy.crap.

    I`d seriously be OUT of that room, house, and/or state.

  153. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    I`d nuke that bastard and his babies so bad.

    P.S Won`t be able to sleep tonight, thanks Fancy thank you very much.

  154. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Call the cops!
  155. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Seriously? This picture is like the third result on a google search for "spiders". Surely we can do better than this.
  156. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Whip out the Raid bomb.
  157. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Seriously? This picture is like the third result on a google search for "spiders". Surely we can do better than this.

    it`s the 18th actually, i checked

  158. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!
  159. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Get the magnum!!
  160. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHH!
  161. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    This is why I own a minigun.
  162. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    know what i do when there is spiders? and lots of them? i do what any good pyro would do. I get my blowtorch. and i torch all of them.
  163. Profile photo of iceman22
    iceman22 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    its only the giant one that worries me
  164. Profile photo of whatehpotato
    whatehpotato Female 13-17
    59 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    I saw this and screamed lol
  165. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    gahhh why do they need so many legs?! you dont need that many mister spider! you`re so CREEPY! ahhhhh!X-(
  166. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Kill it with fire. Or sell your soul to the devil, it`s safer in hell.
  167. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    yeah id burn that, or kill it with bleach...i just did that to a grasshopper this morning, cuz i hate crunchy bugs
  168. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    DAYAMMMMMMMM!
  169. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    My solution to this would be fire
  170. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Axe + Lighter = problem solved
  171. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    I`d be the fck outta that place. Hopefully my heart would work after seeing such a sight.
  172. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    ARAGOG! What are you doing away from Hogwarts?! Does Hagrid know you escaped?
  173. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    Yea so it`s your standard three-two, great location, wood floors... Here we have the living rooaAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!
  174. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Holy. Yeah. Tragic that you have to burn the whole f`ing place down now. The Orkin man isn`t going to deal with that, not for any price.
  175. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    0_0
    a little part of me just died....
  176. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    A normal day in Australia.
  177. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Aragog is dead.....
    :-(
  178. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    Actually, since the spider was in the old lady`s will, technically she owns the house. You`ll be renting off her. But face it, she`s quiet, she keeps herself to her corner mostly, and... oh... you have a terrier. Yeah that might be a problem. But the dog`s going to die soon anyway right?
  179. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    289 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Screw burning the thing. I`d shoot it. With a shotgun. While burning the little ones.
  180. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 12:01 am
    this honest to goodness just terrified the living hell out of me. im gonna check every corner of my room now.
  181. Profile photo of ichirei
    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 12:12 am
    id run away to the farthest, safest corner and proceed to cry myself to sleep
  182. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 12:36 am
    Lovely spider :D
  183. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:06 am
    oh gosh D:
  184. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:33 am
    where`s a flamethrower-shotgun when you need one?!
  185. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:55 am
    I would sht myself.
  186. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:08 am
    Some ACID rounds from Resident Evil should fix this problem!
  187. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:02 am
    something wicked this way comes, now we know what! brrr
  188. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:48 am
    This is a dramatization of what WILL happen when you try to kill the spiders by "using fire" and "burning them":

  189. Profile photo of ManicWolf
    ManicWolf Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:22 am
    Holy crap, I would die if I saw that in my house! o_O
  190. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:51 am
    Oh God, I`d die if I were to see that.
  191. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 6:08 am
    lol @ buxco215 - That`s great!
  192. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Take out the minigun.
  193. Profile photo of FrenchFry89
    FrenchFry89 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 9:07 am
    omfg is that real?
    i think i just poo my pants
  194. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:20 am
    kill it with fire
  195. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:44 am
    oh dang.....it had babies!!
    just wait til they`re all full grown...and start selling the rights to the horror film now.
  196. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Oh holy drating poo. I would die. I`m not even kidding.

    That`s some Arachnaphobia (movie) poo right there.

    *huddles in a corner and cries*

  197. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    HOLY F*CKING SH*T KILL IT WIITH FIRE! BURN!!
  198. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    i bet the flash from the camera made them go bat poo and kill the photographer, he died to show us this horror.
  199. Profile photo of imaperson12
    imaperson12 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Hey look! its boris!
  200. Profile photo of KingGrimlock
    KingGrimlock Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I would scream "call John Goodman" at the top of my lungs but it looks like this family already did...only to witness his immediate consumption by the horde
  201. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Those lil spiders are scary, they`ll just jump off the ceiling right on your head. :(
  202. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    For all of you who think this is a genuine Pic:
    Spiders that big dont make nests in corners or even live in peoples houses. Tarantulas can`t eat flies (they`re too small to suck the blood out of) they eat things like crickets and other large insects which are not easily accessible in the corner of your dining room.
  203. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    jmanbaseball, that`s not a tarantula. Shows how much you know.
  204. Profile photo of ROADCONE
    ROADCONE Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    looks like an avondale spider to me.. and they do come inside, i get them sometimes
  205. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    holy f*ck!!!!

    just wanted to throw that out there...

  206. Profile photo of Zeroknight92
    Zeroknight92 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    poo...now I`m gonna be itching all night in bed. Thanks alot.
  207. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:31 am
    HOLY poo.
  208. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Time to move
  209. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:03 am
    ohhh my godddd. what the f*ck!!!!!!!!!! are you serious who doesn`t look around the room frantically after seeing this pic
  210. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 6:07 am
    It`s Jeff, and he thinks you`re his dad.
  211. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:38 am
    And I thought I had spider problems. O_O
  212. Profile photo of cloud6060
    cloud6060 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 10:32 am
    @vimto:
    thats so immature. i used to watch that poo when i was like 8.
  213. Profile photo of hinkykinky
    hinkykinky Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    oh god i wont sleep now ever x
  214. Profile photo of Fellid
    Fellid Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    @ cloud6060:
    um, you say its immature yet you remembered it enough to recall that ONE specific phrase and know exactly where it came from? yea, dont knock other people. its rude. Vimto was just trying to be funny.

    @ the picture itself:
    freakin sweet. babies xD

  215. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    My skin crawled just looking at that picture.
  216. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    mama and her little killas
  217. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    @ fellid
    ... i dont get it... :( am i missing something ... what the f*ck is Jeff?!
  218. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    I hope I never live to see this or anything like this in RL.
  219. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    OMG that thing looks huge!!
  220. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    holy sh*t lol
  221. Profile photo of punckgirl
    punckgirl Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
    this is some scary sh* t
  222. Profile photo of psychofarie
    psychofarie Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Holy sh*t! that totally not cool.
  223. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    awwwwww i think its cute
    they will eat all the motherfkin ants and wasps too
  224. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    EWWWWWWWw D`:
  225. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 11:30 am
    it`s Shelob.

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