Serious Spider Problem [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Yeah, I don"t think a rolled up newspaper is going to fix this situation.
There are 226 comments:
Male 430
it`s Shelob.
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Female 135
EWWWWWWWw D`:
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Female 151
awwwwww i think its cute
they will eat all the motherfkin ants and wasps too
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Female 1
Holy sh*t! that totally not cool.
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Female 2
this is some scary sh* t
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Male 168
holy sh*t lol
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Male 114
OMG that thing looks huge!!
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Female 264
I hope I never live to see this or anything like this in RL.
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Male 394
@ fellid
... i dont get it... :( am i missing something ... what the f*ck is Jeff?!
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Male 1,918
mama and her little killas
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Female 1,120
My skin crawled just looking at that picture.
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Female 3
@ cloud6060:
um, you say its immature yet you remembered it enough to recall that ONE specific phrase and know exactly where it came from? yea, dont knock other people. its rude. Vimto was just trying to be funny.

@ the picture itself:
freakin sweet. babies xD

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Female 12
oh god i wont sleep now ever x
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Male 13
@vimto:
thats so immature. i used to watch that poo when i was like 8.
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Female 965
And I thought I had spider problems. O_O
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Male 2,862
It`s Jeff, and he thinks you`re his dad.
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Male 43
ohhh my godddd. what the f*ck!!!!!!!!!! are you serious who doesn`t look around the room frantically after seeing this pic
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Male 68
Time to move
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Female 460
HOLY poo.
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Male 76
poo...now I`m gonna be itching all night in bed. Thanks alot.
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Female 130
holy f*ck!!!!

just wanted to throw that out there...

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Male 23
looks like an avondale spider to me.. and they do come inside, i get them sometimes
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Female 140
jmanbaseball, that`s not a tarantula. Shows how much you know.
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Male 168
For all of you who think this is a genuine Pic:
Spiders that big dont make nests in corners or even live in peoples houses. Tarantulas can`t eat flies (they`re too small to suck the blood out of) they eat things like crickets and other large insects which are not easily accessible in the corner of your dining room.
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Male 701
Those lil spiders are scary, they`ll just jump off the ceiling right on your head. :(
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Male 17
I would scream "call John Goodman" at the top of my lungs but it looks like this family already did...only to witness his immediate consumption by the horde
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Male 27
Hey look! its boris!
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Male 1,140
i bet the flash from the camera made them go bat poo and kill the photographer, he died to show us this horror.
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Male 1,140
HOLY F*CKING SH*T KILL IT WIITH FIRE! BURN!!
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Female 837
Oh holy drating poo. I would die. I`m not even kidding.

That`s some Arachnaphobia (movie) poo right there.

*huddles in a corner and cries*

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Female 295
oh dang.....it had babies!!
just wait til they`re all full grown...and start selling the rights to the horror film now.
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Male 1,265
kill it with fire
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Female 50
omfg is that real?
i think i just poo my pants
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Male 332
Take out the minigun.
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Male 192
lol @ buxco215 - That`s great!
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Female 9,560
Oh God, I`d die if I were to see that.
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Female 62
Holy crap, I would die if I saw that in my house! o_O
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Male 976
This is a dramatization of what WILL happen when you try to kill the spiders by "using fire" and "burning them":

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Female 101
something wicked this way comes, now we know what! brrr
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Female 126
Some ACID rounds from Resident Evil should fix this problem!
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Female 2,289
I would sht myself.
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Male 120
where`s a flamethrower-shotgun when you need one?!
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Female 414
oh gosh D:
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Male 264
Lovely spider :D
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Female 165
id run away to the farthest, safest corner and proceed to cry myself to sleep
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Male 121
this honest to goodness just terrified the living hell out of me. im gonna check every corner of my room now.
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Male 287
Screw burning the thing. I`d shoot it. With a shotgun. While burning the little ones.
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Male 703
Actually, since the spider was in the old lady`s will, technically she owns the house. You`ll be renting off her. But face it, she`s quiet, she keeps herself to her corner mostly, and... oh... you have a terrier. Yeah that might be a problem. But the dog`s going to die soon anyway right?
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Male 1,853
Aragog is dead.....
:-(
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Male 2,238
A normal day in Australia.
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Female 1,190
0_0
a little part of me just died....
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Male 838
Holy. Yeah. Tragic that you have to burn the whole f`ing place down now. The Orkin man isn`t going to deal with that, not for any price.
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Male 2,582
Yea so it`s your standard three-two, great location, wood floors... Here we have the living rooaAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!
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Female 1,578
ARAGOG! What are you doing away from Hogwarts?! Does Hagrid know you escaped?
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Female 1,186
I`d be the fck outta that place. Hopefully my heart would work after seeing such a sight.
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Male 277
Axe + Lighter = problem solved
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Male 31
My solution to this would be fire
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Male 107
DAYAMMMMMMMM!
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Female 282
yeah id burn that, or kill it with bleach...i just did that to a grasshopper this morning, cuz i hate crunchy bugs
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Male 84
Kill it with fire. Or sell your soul to the devil, it`s safer in hell.
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Female 96
gahhh why do they need so many legs?! you dont need that many mister spider! you`re so CREEPY! ahhhhh!X-(
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Female 59
I saw this and screamed lol
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Male 135
its only the giant one that worries me
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Male 383
know what i do when there is spiders? and lots of them? i do what any good pyro would do. I get my blowtorch. and i torch all of them.
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Male 201
This is why I own a minigun.
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Female 1,199
AHHHHHHHHHH!
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Male 438
Get the magnum!!
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Female 901
SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!
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Male 1,064
Seriously? This picture is like the third result on a google search for "spiders". Surely we can do better than this.

it`s the 18th actually, i checked

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Female 239
Whip out the Raid bomb.
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Male 215
Seriously? This picture is like the third result on a google search for "spiders". Surely we can do better than this.
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Male 486
Call the cops!
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Male 141
I`d nuke that bastard and his babies so bad.

P.S Won`t be able to sleep tonight, thanks Fancy thank you very much.

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Female 165
Holy.crap.

I`d seriously be OUT of that room, house, and/or state.

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Female 13
You`d need a god damn shot gun to take care of that.
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Female 1,589
*cries under safety of blanket*
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Male 177
prolly from a movie but if not than that would suck balls
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Female 519
Giant shoe, plz kthx
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Female 224
MAKE IT GO AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Male 216
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Male 715
In my house it wouldn`t be so simple:
"GET THE VACUUM!
What?
THE GOD DAMN F**KING VACUUM CLEANER. GET IT!
Why?
GET IT NOW, THEY ARE SWARMING."
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What`s swarming?
THE SPIDERS!
What spiders?
THE ONES IN THE CORNER!
What Corner?
JUST GET THE DAMN VAC....(eaten by swarm)
What corner?
Hello? Why aren`t you answering me?
Do you still need the vacuum?
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Male 339
KILL THE QUEEN! KILL THE QUEEN!!!!
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Male 14
SWEET MOTHER OF F**K! GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
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Male 2,372
They`re sooo cute when they`re little...
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Male 76
MAMMA! GET THE VACUUM!

What?

THE GOD DAMN F**KING VACUUM CLEANER. GET IT!

Why?

GET IT NOW, THEY ARE SWARMING.

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Female 82
Erggh. That picture makes me feel ill.
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Male 2,582
All they need are little clown costumes.
Hmm, what would be worse, a giant spider dressed as a clown, or a clown covered in spiders? Or perhaps filled with them, like a pinata...
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Female 459
poo! poo! DAMN YOU I-A-B! I thought maybe it was like a drawing or something, I`m deathly afraid of spiders. -_-
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Male 144
i bet mace is an effective bug spray... i gotta try it
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Male 914
time to move
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Male 294
Don`t kill him! It`s Aragog`s little brother!
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Male 1,371
THEY ARE FORMING A MASSIVE SUPER SPIDER!!
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Female 1,890
super raid time i think i might acually pee myself really O-o`
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Female 111
omg i first tought it was a plastic one or sumthing....im not afraid of spiders but that thing ewww i would run away and never come back XD
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Male 45
i would just have a heart attack and die if i saw that in my house.
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Female 602
I want to put the big one on a leash and take it to the park...

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Male 3,819
Sorry I spasmed and then fainted on my keyboard.
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Male 3,819
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Female 339
They`re more scared of you than you are of it. They`re more scared of you than you are of it.

Doesn`t help. Never helps. Who ever came up with that sucked.

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Male 721
my brothers kitten kept playing with a big spider today, kept batting it. eeeeeeew
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Female 1,260
ohgodohgodohgod....I am so freaked out by spiders - of any size! I know it`s stupid, I know they are much smaller than me, I know they are beneficial, blah, blah, blahdedy, blah...They need to stay away from mah house!!!! Yeecccchchchh!
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Male 25
Is that really real?? I saw only the top of the picture, only seeing 5 spiders and the start of a pile thinking "Omg, thats a lot of spiders, and they are big too. . . . *scroll down* OH MY GOD!!!!!!"
I`m very arachnaphobic, or however that is spelled.

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Male 382
I don`t kill spiders because they are beneficial. Any problems we could have with them are outweighed by the fact they help to keep the worlds food supply intact. That said, I still wouldn`t want that inside my house. Easy enough to scoop it up w/ some Tupperware.
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Male 7
someone needs a can of raid
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Female 855
we iz all in yor ceiling
freekin youse owt
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Male 81
how cute ^_^
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Female 114
OMFG holy poo,
i would never get that close to take a picture
wtf :|
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Female 924
Kinda looks like a huntsman spider, these are not poisonous ... no problem.
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Male 214
i would try to make friends with it and train it to guard my valuables :D...orr maybe kill it..one of the two
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Male 9
Seen this before. But still. WTF!!!
I would get a freaking motel if I saw that crap.
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Male 6
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 6
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2
Rolled up newspaper? You`d need a machete for that monster.
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Male 17,512
Could be a Sydney Funnel Web Spider and it`s young.
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Male 907
FIRE IN THE HOLE.
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Female 4,376
Please tell me this poo isn`t real.

:-(

I`m not a huge arachnophobic and usually don`t pay spiders no mind as long as they aren`t crawling on my body or my bed. I try not kill them if I can help it but that poo...no...that is pushing the limit of what anyone can stand.

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Female 55
I`ve seen this picture many times...and each time I do, I almsot cry...and by almost I mean curled up in fetal position balling my eyes out...
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Male 1,086
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Male 123
flame thrower anyone?
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Female 1,148
cute.
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Male 3,619
I would probably try to empty a couple of bug-sprays on the pile. and put a bucket under or something to catch them all. then fill the bucket with diesel and burn it
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Male 2,229
that`s awesome, mom and bunch a babies
There`s going to be a hell alot less flies and mosquitoes at that house
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Male 262
drat! KILL IT KILLIT BURN IT SEND IT TO HELL!!!
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Male 976
Reminds me of any "Resident Evil" game. Get the grenade launchers!! :D
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Male 403
o_O
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Male 4,793
that is exactally why it`s not illegal to own a flamethrower.
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Male 82
Man, I was petrified at that pic. I HATE spiders. Holy Tacos, that is a HUGE-ASS spider!

Anybody else feel itchy-ness on their body, too?

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Female 140
O_O
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Female 961
oh...my...GOD!
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Male 144
DD;
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Male 430
The little ones are kinda cute But id stomp that big one for sure.
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Female 57
could you imagine that jumping on you face? While you sleeping?
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Female 57
holy f*ck.
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Male 305
nothing a good ol can of raid (and a lighter)can`t take care of.
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Female 917
If I ever saw that, I would burn down the house.

Bye, bye spidey :)

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Male 404
That`s pretty freaking scary. If I ever saw that? Fxck, man. I freak out if a see a big moth.
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Male 152
HOLY F*CKING GOD!
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Female 76
omgggg D: D: D:
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Female 84
I got goosebumps =/
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Female 2,927
you know i like spiders, one at a time. but this is just, omfg scary!
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Male 23
This seriously just gave me shivers. I really think this would scare me stiff for a good 5 minutes or more if I witnessed this.
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Male 374
AHHHHHH!

*goes to get flamethrower*

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Male 31
Spiders scare the flip out of me. I remember the first time I saw this picture on Cracked. I immediately curled up into a ball on my chair and began frantically checking the corners of my room for any such hell-creatures.
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Male 13,630
Holy shieeeeiiiite! That would scare the well, most of the bodily waste right outta me
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Female 152
i would be so scared as poo i hate spiders
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Female 85
I would probably try to catch them on fire and in the process, blow my own house up.
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Male 8
I think that`s a picture from Arachnophobia. Still really creepy. *Shiver*
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Male 1,148
... oh god!!

burn it burn it burn it!

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Female 1,211
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH KILL IT!
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Male 2,172
Looks like my pet spider... only with less little spawns.
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Female 1,412
This is my worst nightmare, we have some spiders in house that appear from time to time. There were two yesterday in the bathroom, and when i returned they were like ontop of each other it looked like one with 16 legs :`(
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Female 778
i`d be duct taping a can of hairspray and a zippo...
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Female 120
.____. i`d probably move out of my house. immediatley. The curl up in the corner of my new house and cry. XD
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Male 58
I think that`s the Australian Huntsman spider.
They choke small rodents to death before eating them.
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Female 92
This must be just inside the Hell Lobby.

Freaking A, this reminds me of those spider things from Alien? That attack your face? Happy thoughts, everyone!

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Female 310
i totally hope thats fake if its real and i saw that i think i would have screamed, sprinted away and peed myself all at the same time
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Male 2
OCTOMOM!!!
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Male 1,678
Forget trying to kill them, just Usain Bolt the f*ck outta there!!!
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Female 157
That`s just nasty... :-(
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Male 5,314
the only solution at this point is to BURN THAT MOTHERdratING HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!!
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Male 10,855
uh-oh
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Male 702
Awww, lookit da kewt lil baby spiders. Hewwo lil fella. Hewwo.
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Male 1,718
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!! Or you could make do with acid, either really.
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Male 12
i`d still try to put it in a jar and make it fight ants. who doesn`t do that?
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Female 74
Holy. Balls. *shiver*

Chuck Arach-Norris.

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Male 460
break out the flame-thrower! and then watch them run around for 5 seconds and be amused ahahaha....god i hate spiders
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Male 5,189
FIRE!!!!!!!
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Male 2,552
No, a newspaper won`t do you any good! Instead, run, screaming, out of you house, to the nearest military base, sneak in, steal a minigun, and mow down you entire house with it. Then, to make sure the bastard and the little bastardites are gone, douse the whole pile of rubble in gasoline, and ignite while standing on it.
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Female 1,566
Anyone else care to supply the species?

It /is/ a Huntsman. Heteropoda maxima.

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Female 146
aww
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Male 3,755
A lighter and a can of hair spray will take care of that problem.

I need to go huddle in a corner somewhere and rock myself back and forth. I`ll check it for spiders first though.

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Male 31
We used to get problems like this, although I never saw the swarm of baby spiders. Luckily, my flamethrower kit was nearby.
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Male 1,182
Take a flamethrower to that bitch
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Female 931
D:!
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Female 78
Aragog!
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Female 209
wtf!!
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Female 691
Awwww, cute.

That said, KILL IT WITH FIRE. It is so not funny when you wake up with the little bastards next to your face.

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Male 596
Burn it. Infestation isa bitch
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Male 225
"Follow The Spiders" Said Hagrid To Harry

@ BARD


I too have seen this movie, I know how it ends... Harry defeats the snake

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Male 66
Okay... I think I just got arachnophobia.
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Male 57
ok what you need is about 5 spray cans, a couple of pilot lighters and a couple of your ballsiest friends

WHOOOSH!

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Male 214
"we are going to die"
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Male 138
I saw the movie, I know how this ends. You need fire, and LOTS of it.
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Female 1,095
That definitely makes my skin crawl.
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Male 4
"Pyro, I`m pretty sure we didn`t need a lesson on spiders while on I-A-B. :| BTW, Wikipedia is your friend."

Nothing wrong with a bit of relvant information... If it`s true... I applaud his knowledge, as it solidifies my spider hate even more o-o

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Male 182
Am I going to see this picture every month for the rest of my life. REPOST!
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Male 104
Pyro, while that`s interesting, this isn`t a Brazilian Wandering. Phoneutria nigriventer is known as the world`s most venomous spider and rarely ever lives indoor. Plus, they`re primarily terrestrial as far as I know. This is likely some species of Huntsman, but I`m too lazy to bother to look it up.

Anyone else care to supply the species?

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Male 795
Spiders are lucky........ Although I think I`d break out the .40 cal for this one.
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Male 101
get a can of hair spray rubber band a zippo to the top and light it then spray the hairspray over the flame
problem solved.
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Female 710
Agh,I feel all itchy now...
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Female 227
ooo god I`m getting all itchy!
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Male 363
"Resistance is futile."

"We will add your biological uniqueness to our own."

"Prepare for the spiderapoclaypse."

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Male 96
Pyro, I`m pretty sure we didn`t need a lesson on spiders while on I-A-B. :| BTW, Wikipedia is your friend.


Onto the pic...Good Lord...This is what happens when you say "It`s just one little spider, it won`t hurt anyone". It turns into a God damn army of spiders, and then you have the momma spider and she will tear you apart if you get near her.

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Female 271
I`ve seen this picture a bazillion times. I`ve got the same problem, well minus the big one, in my living room.
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Male 165
Damn it Nidonemo get a freakin hold of yourself.
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Male 9,305
*shrieks and burns the house down*
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Female 42
This is not funny! 3 days ago I saw a spider and tried to kill it with a wad of paper towels... and when I thought I smashed it, a collection of spider babies started crawling all over the place. I then killed the spider babies in a pool of Windex. And then I killed the mama spider. It was creepy.
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Male 51
That`s a Brazilian Wandering Spider. Basically the most terrifying and deadly spiders in the world. The most into your house when it rain. They`re the fastest spiders in the world, and when you scare them, their first reflex is to jump and clamp onto you.
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Male 1,403
match+axe can=no more problem
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Male 4,290
Jesus Christ. My usual cup-and-A4 approach is useless here. Gonna require bucket-and-carpet.
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Female 145
Flamethrower. Just use a giant flamethrower.

Or Raid, one of those spray bottles... whatever covers a large area in a small amount of time. :)

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Male 3,058
Fu*k THAT.

Just burn the house down.

@ DaisyDope: I wouldn`t do that if I were you. Shooting it will just make it mad, and you`d never be able to reload fast enough to get the little ones.

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Male 20
the only way it culd get worse, is if that big one isnt really one big spider, its a bunch of those small one connected and monsterous :((
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Male 556
Demonious: Heteropoda Maxima.

http://clumpy.blogspot.com/2008/12/heter...

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Male 31
I forget what kind of spider that is but I saw this image as part of an article. Essentially the article was on the most vicious types of spiders and why not to mess with them. I`ll try to find it instead of doing work this morning.
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Male 1,596
you`d need a sword for that big basterd
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Female 2,509
O M G ewwwwwwwww
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Female 428
They`re in the house...they must die. That is the rule for spiders.
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Male 928
Looks like a job for the flamethrower!
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Male 107
...

I`d...freeze

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Female 218
That is a picture of my worst nightmere O_O
I`d propably scream until I`d faint.
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Female 350
YAY!! =DD
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Male 255
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Female 299
ma, get my gun.
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Male 901
I`ve seen this picture before, and it is the single most horrible thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 492
insert inaudible screech here!
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Female 1,652
AAAAAAAAHHHHH*dies*
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Male 1,190
Spiders are ambassadors from the triple Goddess of Fate, welcome them into your homes!
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Male 1,375
lemme get my boots and there will be no more of those f*ckers
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Male 801
No, but a can of lynx and a lighter would sort it right out.
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Male 4,807
I Love spiders,
I would adopt all of them if I could!!!
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Male 931
fudge that poop.
i think im scared of spiders now :$
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Male 167
Kill it with fire. Lots of it!
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Male 1,375
I F*CKING HATE SPIDERS. sorry had to get that out whew. I got bit by a brown recluse on my neck and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. Too painful to move my neck at all and too close to my jugular for the doctor to lance it and take everything out so I had to sit day after day as my neck deteriorated. It looked horrid but all I have to show now is a tiny little scar
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Male 292
oh drat...
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Male 20,828
Link: Serious Spider Problem [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, I don`t think a rolled up newspaper is going to fix this situation.
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