Rhinos Make The Best House Pets [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

It"s just the picking up their basketball-sized bowel movements in the backyard that can be a bit tedious at times.
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Male 463
"Rhinos Make The Best House Pets"
until they crap all over your rug...
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Male 20
thats his mom
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Male 42
@Godfather1: google it. I found quite a few before, right off the bat I remember giraffe, whale, dolphin, duck, feline, erm... I should shut up now... ;-/
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Male 65
HAAAAAAA I WANA RIDE ONE OF THOSE TO THE STORE.
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Male 9
Godfather1 - imagine two dogs.. but bigger (in every department)
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Male 8,302
> Godfather1
> i wonder how rhinos have sex

I think Fancy has a video around here somewhere that you could...

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Female 92
"i wonder how rhinos have sex"

... wtf?!

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Male 1,206
Oh come on, who didn`t have a pet rhino as a kid?
Looks like a shadow of the sphinx to me. Again, who didn`t have one of those, too?
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Female 423
tey have very long penises, thats how
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Male 56
i wonder how rhinos have sex
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Male 13,624
Lionhart2 - Yup big ole lion hiding under the coffee table there
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Male 8,302
Anyone else notice the shadow of the sitting lion on the left?
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Male 7
yo mamas soo fat....
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Female 1,890
thhats YO MAMA
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Male 678
If i were that kid I would ride it to school.
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Female 9,478
Where can I buy one?
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Female 15,763
Hippos look like big grey pieces of poop anyway.
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Female 3,598
It`s a baby! awww! see his lil horn?
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Male 3,425
Same opie. It`s like a hippo would be Jack Black and a rhino would be Arnie if animals were film stars. Which they aren`t.
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Female 232
That WOULD make a hell of a guard "dog".
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Male 4,680
That house hippo PSA lied, they`re much bigger than that!
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Female 15,763
I`ve always felt like rhinos were the badass version of hippos.
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Male 104
Just wait until it accidentally walks through a wall. How cute is it then?
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Male 13,624
I think my neighbour is a House Hippo
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Female 986
@ SwyvedLegacy

The North American House Hippo is tiny :P So just leave it bed crumbs and it is out of your hair 18 hours of the day :D

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Female 160
Ugh, I want a house hippo SO BAD!!!!
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Female 160
Wow...
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Male 177
aaaaawe, cute little feller.
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Female 857
House hippos are better.
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Female 192
Mine`s Marius Pontmercy.
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Male 533
I will name mine Spike
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Male 20,194
Link: Rhinos Make The Best House Pets [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s just the picking up their basketball-sized bowel movements in the backyard that can be a bit tedious at times.
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