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Date: 08/30/09 09:02 AM

32 Responses to Rhinos Make The Best House Pets [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Link: Rhinos Make The Best House Pets - It`s just the picking up their basketball-sized bowel movements in the backyard that can be a bit tedious at times.
  2. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I will name mine Spike
  3. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
    Mine`s Marius Pontmercy.
  4. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:18 am
    House hippos are better.
  5. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:37 am
    aaaaawe, cute little feller.
  6. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Wow...
  7. Profile photo of SwyvedLegacy
    SwyvedLegacy Female 18-29
    161 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Ugh, I want a house hippo SO BAD!!!!
  8. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:54 am
    @ SwyvedLegacy

    The North American House Hippo is tiny :P So just leave it bed crumbs and it is out of your hair 18 hours of the day :D

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:05 am
    I think my neighbour is a House Hippo
  10. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Just wait until it accidentally walks through a wall. How cute is it then?
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:02 am
    I`ve always felt like rhinos were the badass version of hippos.
  12. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:11 am
    That house hippo PSA lied, they`re much bigger than that!
  13. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:12 am
    That WOULD make a hell of a guard "dog".
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Same opie. It`s like a hippo would be Jack Black and a rhino would be Arnie if animals were film stars. Which they aren`t.
  15. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    It`s a baby! awww! see his lil horn?
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Hippos look like big grey pieces of poop anyway.
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Where can I buy one?
  18. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    If i were that kid I would ride it to school.
  19. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    thhats YO MAMA
  20. Profile photo of fight10irish
    fight10irish Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    yo mamas soo fat....
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Anyone else notice the shadow of the sitting lion on the left?
  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Lionhart2 - Yup big ole lion hiding under the coffee table there
  23. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    i wonder how rhinos have sex
  24. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    tey have very long penises, thats how
  25. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Oh come on, who didn`t have a pet rhino as a kid?
    Looks like a shadow of the sphinx to me. Again, who didn`t have one of those, too?
  26. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    "i wonder how rhinos have sex"

    ... wtf?!

  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:40 am
    > Godfather1
    > i wonder how rhinos have sex

    I think Fancy has a video around here somewhere that you could...

  28. Profile photo of Spectek
    Spectek Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:50 am
    Godfather1 - imagine two dogs.. but bigger (in every department)
  29. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:37 am
    HAAAAAAA I WANA RIDE ONE OF THOSE TO THE STORE.
  30. Profile photo of BrentB
    BrentB Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    @Godfather1: google it. I found quite a few before, right off the bat I remember giraffe, whale, dolphin, duck, feline, erm... I should shut up now... ;-/
  31. Profile photo of craigmurph
    craigmurph Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:18 am
    thats his mom
  32. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    "Rhinos Make The Best House Pets"
    until they crap all over your rug...

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