Rejected Snickers Ads [5 Pics]

Submitted by: peloos12 8 years ago in Funny

Snickers new ad campaign is known for some pretty clever wordplay. Here are some of the ads that didn"t market so well.
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Male 143
Love em all. LOL
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Female 126
OH, MY GOD SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!
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Female 80
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Female 244
I`d buy one if I saw #5 just because I don`t like twix.
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Male 311
i cant possibly imagine why these are rejected =]
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Female 5,222
FU(K TWIX!! haha sweet
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Male 3,842

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Khronnus
Male, 18-29, Europe
238 Posts Tuesday, August 11, 2009 1:35:31 AM
Half of these are clearly fake.


But there were five of them...how could half be fake? Answer: half are fake and so are the other half!

Ha ha ha ha ha please say you recognize that old child`s riddle.

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Male 150
I love them. Very Creative. haha
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Male 1,485
lol these are hilarious
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Male 3,915
last one actually made me laugh out loud....definitely best for last for me....XD
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Male 9
dude chilll the drat out we all know that they are fake and werent acctually put out there and you dont need to tell us stop being a smartass
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Male 418
Those were quite good.
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Male 1,361
NOUGATORY RAPE!!!

That.Was.Awesomesauce

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Male 64
>Khronnus I think somebody doesn`t get the joke...
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Female 2
#4 isn`t so bad...
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Male 621
Half of these are clearly fake. And I get that it wont be put to the public because they were rejected, but I don`t even think that`s true. Like anyone would submit racist, the f-bomb or even rape jokes to the heads of marketing for snickers. This just looks like one of those lame ass emails I get at work. Fail.
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Male 2,552
>Qtee & DeathDefy & any others that I cannot see that responded in a similar fashion.
No. They were rejected, meaning not used in public. It says so in the dsecription of the link.
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Male 321
i wish ads were really like this
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Male 2,238
LOL at #3.

That guy`s jumpsuit is just fabulous.

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Male 316
Hahaha
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Male 403
Is that F*ck Twix won real? LoL!
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Female 414
haha are these real?!?!!? omg
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Male 493
OLDE ENGLISH FTW!
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Male 20
Haha that second one has the guy from ole english, those guys are hilarious, the people that did the funny version of "____ takes a picture every day for ____ years"
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Female 1,401
thank you ikeray! it makes so much sense now :)
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Male 330
hahaha, Fu*k twix. bahaha
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Female 55
Heil Adolf Bitler...
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Male 1,666
Stay classy, Snickers
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Male 905
i<3 the snick
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Female 50
nougatory rape. xD
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Male 1,598
Please tell me these are `shopped.
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Female 130
haha f*ck twix ftw. i love how all the others were clever wordplay except the last one haha
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Male 1
That last sign actually made me want a Twix. =\
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Male 336
If i saw the last sign in real life, I would drive to the nearest gas station/store and buy a whole case of snickers.
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Male 2,703
bananajojo, "n*gger please"...
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Male 1,718
Ooooookayyy. No me like the penutty crunchyness. It like reesses codpeice but worse.
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Male 1,918
FTW SNICKERS lol genious
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Female 1,401
i don`t get number 3
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Male 516
"f*ck twix?

OK. I doubt many (any) of these are real."

It took you reaching the fifth one to reach that conclusion?

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Male 10,440
f*ck twix?

OK. I doubt many (any) of these are real.

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Male 3,755
Well, the Snickers marketing department has officially won.
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Female 1,427
"Snickers can only dream of being as great as Twix.
Twix > Snickers "

Agreed.

But nothing beats a drating Reese`s.

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Male 1,086
Someone actually suggested the last one...
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Male 669
twix are worse for you though.
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Male 976
Snickers can only dream of being as great as Twix.
Twix > Snickers
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Male 2,034
"Unfortunately, no. The real ads are much worse."

I disagree. The Patrick Chewing ad was brilliant.

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Male 18
F*ck Twix FTW
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Male 525
If only they had rejected the Mister T ones as well
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Male 374
LOL F*ck twix...
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Male 833
HEIL!
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Male 3,014
"Are this serous ads?"

Unfortunately, no. The real ads are much worse.

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Male 233
F*CK TWIX!
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Female 254
Ooh, there`s Raphael from Olde English.
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Male 10,855
Learn this lesson well: nothing is safe from parody!
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Male 506
Snicker, please.

Ha.

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Female 9,572
Are this serous ads?
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Male 1,375
yeah dude f*ck twix
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Male 2,552
Some of them made me snicker.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Male 2,388
im a fan
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Male 1,129
stick your finger in my snack hole. now that is awesome. disturbing but awesome
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Male 3,819
Link: Rejected Snickers Ads [5 Pics] [Rate Link] - Snickers new ad campaign is known for some pretty clever wordplay. Here are some of the ads that didn`t market so well.
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