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Date: 08/10/09 01:28 PM

61 Responses to Rejected Snickers Ads [5 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:21 am
    Link: Rejected Snickers Ads - Snickers new ad campaign is known for some pretty clever wordplay. Here are some of the ads that didn`t market so well.
  2. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:17 am
    stick your finger in my snack hole. now that is awesome. disturbing but awesome
  3. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:24 am
    im a fan
  4. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Some of them made me snicker.

    Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  5. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:29 am
    yeah dude f*ck twix
  6. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Are this serous ads?
  7. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Snicker, please.

    Ha.

  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Learn this lesson well: nothing is safe from parody!
  9. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Ooh, there`s Raphael from Olde English.
  10. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:30 am
    F*CK TWIX!
  11. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:45 am
    "Are this serous ads?"

    Unfortunately, no. The real ads are much worse.

  12. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:01 am
    HEIL!
  13. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:45 am
    LOL F*ck twix...
  14. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:01 am
    If only they had rejected the Mister T ones as well
  15. Profile photo of camanokid
    camanokid Male 13-17
    18 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
    F*ck Twix FTW
  16. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:56 am
    "Unfortunately, no. The real ads are much worse."

    I disagree. The Patrick Chewing ad was brilliant.

  17. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Snickers can only dream of being as great as Twix.
    Twix > Snickers
  18. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    twix are worse for you though.
  19. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Someone actually suggested the last one...
  20. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    "Snickers can only dream of being as great as Twix.
    Twix > Snickers "

    Agreed.

    But nothing beats a drating Reese`s.

  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Well, the Snickers marketing department has officially won.
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    f*ck twix?

    OK. I doubt many (any) of these are real.

  23. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    "f*ck twix?

    OK. I doubt many (any) of these are real."

    It took you reaching the fifth one to reach that conclusion?

  24. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i don`t get number 3
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    FTW SNICKERS lol genious
  26. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Ooooookayyy. No me like the penutty crunchyness. It like reesses codpeice but worse.
  27. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    bananajojo, "n*gger please"...
  28. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    If i saw the last sign in real life, I would drive to the nearest gas station/store and buy a whole case of snickers.
  29. Profile photo of MrLindeau
    MrLindeau Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    That last sign actually made me want a Twix. =\
  30. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    haha f*ck twix ftw. i love how all the others were clever wordplay except the last one haha
  31. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Please tell me these are `shopped.
  32. Profile photo of adfarenheit
    adfarenheit Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    nougatory rape. xD
  33. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    i<3 the snick
  34. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Stay classy, Snickers
  35. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Heil Adolf Bitler...
  36. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    hahaha, Fu*k twix. bahaha
  37. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    thank you ikeray! it makes so much sense now :)
  38. Profile photo of GatoCap
    GatoCap Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Haha that second one has the guy from ole english, those guys are hilarious, the people that did the funny version of "____ takes a picture every day for ____ years"
  39. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    OLDE ENGLISH FTW!
  40. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    haha are these real?!?!!? omg
  41. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Is that F*ck Twix won real? LoL!
  42. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Hahaha
  43. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:40 am
    LOL at #3.

    That guy`s jumpsuit is just fabulous.

  44. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:41 am
    i wish ads were really like this
  45. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:16 am
    >Qtee & DeathDefy & any others that I cannot see that responded in a similar fashion.
    No. They were rejected, meaning not used in public. It says so in the dsecription of the link.
  46. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:35 am
    Half of these are clearly fake. And I get that it wont be put to the public because they were rejected, but I don`t even think that`s true. Like anyone would submit racist, the f-bomb or even rape jokes to the heads of marketing for snickers. This just looks like one of those lame ass emails I get at work. Fail.
  47. Profile photo of Goebbels
    Goebbels Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:25 am
    #4 isn`t so bad...
  48. Profile photo of Gmanji
    Gmanji Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:38 am
    >Khronnus I think somebody doesn`t get the joke...
  49. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:00 am
    NOUGATORY RAPE!!!

    That.Was.Awesomesauce

  50. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Those were quite good.
  51. Profile photo of ozzlicious
    ozzlicious Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:48 am
    dude chilll the drat out we all know that they are fake and werent acctually put out there and you dont need to tell us stop being a smartass
  52. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:17 am
    last one actually made me laugh out loud....definitely best for last for me....XD
  53. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    lol these are hilarious
  54. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    I love them. Very Creative. haha
  55. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:09 pm

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    Khronnus
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    238 Posts Tuesday, August 11, 2009 1:35:31 AM
    Half of these are clearly fake.


    But there were five of them...how could half be fake? Answer: half are fake and so are the other half!

    Ha ha ha ha ha please say you recognize that old child`s riddle.

  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    FU(K TWIX!! haha sweet
  57. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    i cant possibly imagine why these are rejected =]
  58. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:22 am
    I`d buy one if I saw #5 just because I don`t like twix.
  59. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    lmaooo@ all.
  60. Profile photo of turtledude11
    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:37 am
    OH, MY GOD SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!
  61. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
    143 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Love em all. LOL

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