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Date: 08/05/09 06:01 AM

76 Responses to Psycho Mall Walker Lady [Video]

  1. Profile photo of erichappe
    erichappe Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 5, 2009 at 5:49 am
    Link: Psycho Mall Walker Lady - Crazy lady who is really into mall walking. No, you don`t get it, she`s really, really, realllllly into mall walking.
  2. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:10 am
    omfg... wow
  3. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:17 am
    This it completely real, obviously.
  4. Profile photo of dammitgod
    dammitgod Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:18 am
    holy hell...someone put her out of her obvious misery.
  5. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:19 am
    old onion methinks
  6. Profile photo of Donut017
    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:21 am
    i hate this place.....i mean the world...lol
    *pulls out gun.....Blows own brains out*
  7. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:26 am
    somebody needs more (or less) meds. please before she kills again!
  8. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:40 am
    I think she needs to be returned to the home.
  9. Profile photo of KRush
    KRush Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:44 am
    she almost doesn`t seem to have eyelids...
  10. Profile photo of DexterRiley
    DexterRiley Male 40-49
    21 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
    I made it to 1:53, but just couldn`t take anymore.
  11. Profile photo of hypergames
    hypergames Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:50 am
    WTF, thats my grandmother. why is she on here D:
  12. Profile photo of adelan
    adelan Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:01 am
    *phew* it`s just a hat ... i thought she`s gonna pull out a gun and go on a killing spree in the mall :))
  13. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:16 am
    she`s like the female joker o.O
  14. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:17 am
    >.>...<.<....Bitch is craaaazy.
  15. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Damn.
  16. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:24 am
    i hate mall walkers. >_<
  17. Profile photo of bezdancing
    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:33 am
    It`s a pith helmet!!! XD
  18. Profile photo of psykoboy264
    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:45 am
    oh dear jebus why did they have to save her after she fell down the stairs
  19. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:52 am
    ...srsly, gotta be fake...right?
  20. Profile photo of DethRose
    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:06 am
    She is a happy walker girl. Can she open eyes any wider?
  21. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:10 am
    "I get out of the car & I close the door & I do some warm ups...one two...*snorts some coke*..."
  22. Profile photo of Samara0001
    Samara0001 Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 5, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Seven days...
  23. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:19 am
    I... I just couldn`t look away. I had to keep watching.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Yeah a modern woman falling into old stereotypical behavior worthy of 1950`s misogyny.
  25. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:49 am
    It sure does work at keeping her in shape....
  26. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:01 am
    That was awesome! It was painful but awesome! I have to call fake though, if only so that I can sleep at night.
  27. Profile photo of SassyMkitty
    SassyMkitty Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Oh that`s just scary lol...
  28. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
    mum *whimpers*
  29. Profile photo of nerdALERT
    nerdALERT Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:16 am
    I call bullpoo, mainly for the fact that when she was singing the song she kept looking to the left, which means that she was making up information as she goes. Rather than looking to the right, which is a way of recalling information.
  30. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:39 am
    I watched and now I`m scared.
  31. Profile photo of bac8434
    bac8434 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:46 am
    If I ever see the Happy HIking Girls, I`m running. That`s all there is to it.
  32. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:56 am
    nerdALERT
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    25 Posts Wednesday, August 5, 2009 10:16:36 AM
    I call bullpoo, mainly for the fact that when she was singing the song she kept looking to the left, which means that she was making up information as she goes. Rather than looking to the right, which is a way of recalling information.
    -------------------------------------------------
    your left = her right

    you`re dumb

  33. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:58 am
    *Runs away from monitor*
    *Comes back with sledgehammer*
  34. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Yes, she does seem a little... off. But walkers in the mall don`t really surprise me. Hell, I`ve seen some walkers around the store I work at.
  35. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:20 am
    AHHHHHH D:
  36. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:43 am
    *Runs away from monitor*
    *Comes back with sledgehammer*
  37. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    God, if she`s like that about walking...can you imagine her during se....NVM
  38. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    DISCOVERY CHANNEL!??
  39. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    She needs to talk to her Doctor about changing her meds.
  40. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    HOLY EFF

    RUN AWAAAAAAYYY!!

  41. Profile photo of Jess776
    Jess776 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Holy...my computer was being slow and not loading and i got some super good faces while it was loading!!! ha ha! Seriously...just pause it every now and then, you`ll thank me for it! ha ha!
  42. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    "I call bullpoo, mainly for the fact that when she was singing the song she kept looking to the left, which means that she was making up information as she goes. Rather than looking to the right, which is a way of recalling information. "
    Please..

    Please don`t think you know psychology because you read some online article on cracked.com or something.

    Go to school first.

  43. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    That bitch be crazy.
  44. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I love you hwkiller
  45. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    oh no, god forbid walking in the rain
  46. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    seriously, the discovery channel, this?!
  47. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    There is nothing wrong with liking what you do to the utmost but sometimes, putting it out there on TV is something you just shouldn`t do.

    I like target practice but I can put what I do into a calm, cool and collected context without it seeming like it`s all I ever do.

    Seriously, I think this lady might need to see a therapist for possible OCD.

  48. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    kudos to hwkiller.

    she seems like the cray cat lady from down the street doesnt she?

    creepy as hell......

  49. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    she is soooo smoking rocks no joke. look at her eyes. at first i thought she does a few lines but no, she smokes bobos. you can definately look at her mannerisms and tell... had to turn it off when she started singing
  50. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    she scares me
  51. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    The picture that is displayed before you press play...I`m afraid to even press play. :/

    I made it to :12. Had to shut it off. She`s drating nuts.

  52. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    This woman looks like a hardcore tweaker, but she`s fat on top of all her walking... Maybe she eats twinkies before her warmup?

    Tough call. Crazy twinky walking woman or strangly fat obsessive compulsive tweaker?

  53. Profile photo of BigJ8909
    BigJ8909 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Crazy Canadians
  54. Profile photo of BigJ8909
    BigJ8909 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Crazy Canadians...shes very lonely
  55. Profile photo of ding_a_ling
    ding_a_ling Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    IT NOT SILLY!

    sure what ever you say lady

  56. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    O_O thanks, IAB i asdfasd just lost a dfasd asdasf lot of braincells watching that.....sajdlisbldadljkdb
  57. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    And the very next day, all the malls in the US didnt open their doors untill 12pm
  58. Profile photo of SoMeMeXiCaN
    SoMeMeXiCaN Male 13-17
    149 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    Im never watching the Discovery Channel ever again
  59. Profile photo of JRsDaisy
    JRsDaisy Female 30-39
    24 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Her family must have gathered around the TV for this one!!
  60. Profile photo of ClownFace
    ClownFace Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:59 am
    ...Damn.
  61. Profile photo of jr1
    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:21 am
    Soooo basically she is just using the walking as an excuse to be a shopoholic.
  62. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:23 am
    NOT THE RAIN!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY WALKED IN THE RAIN!!!! WHY!!!!!!
  63. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Give that woman a Grammy for that song! :D Better yet, throw her a Grammy - remember to hit her head!
  64. Profile photo of yumcupcake13
    yumcupcake13 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Yeah, walking them mall is fun because I love shopping lol... But not that much... O.O
  65. Profile photo of chzplz
    chzplz Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Hahaha! This is pretty bad. I love how offended she looks as she tells what her hat is.. as if the person behind the camera was looking at her with a "WTF" expression! XD
  66. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    holy god...i couldn`t look away...
  67. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    i`m a nut, i`m a nut, i`m a nut, i`m a nut... i`m a nut. bada bum bum
  68. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    dear god.....she must be stopped. now she has a helmet.....
  69. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Someone, please!! Just put her down... put her out of her misery!! She is suffering and she knows not what she does.
  70. Profile photo of IceUck
    IceUck Male 40-49
    48 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    Does anyone believe that this isn`t an actress?
  71. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Forget the walking luv, go get laid. Quick.
  72. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:47 am
    i really hope this isn`t real
  73. Profile photo of PwnedYourMom
    PwnedYourMom Female 18-29
    21 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    I manage a store in a mall. The mall walkers are so ridiculous. I could understand doing it here during winter cause it snows and its nice and warm in the mall but people get way too into it. Our malls even have put mile markers on the ground. Sometimes i go in early and sit in the window of my store and watch the people power walk back and forth haha.
  74. Profile photo of MafiaQueen13
    MafiaQueen13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    I reeeeaaaallllyyy hope this isn`t real. ps i hate mall walkers>-(
  75. Profile photo of sdeli900221
    sdeli900221 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    There`s something wrong with that lady. Besides her psychotic obsession with mall walking.
  76. Profile photo of cshoo711
    cshoo711 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    I think that lady needs a little more than just walking to get her healthy. Can anybody say pills perhaps, or just a good course or therapy.

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