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Date: 08/16/09 09:06 AM

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  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Link: Pizza Fail - You just weren`t meant to have that pizza.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Bah HA HA , I`ve done that before. Epic FAIL
  3. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:10 am
    What idiot bakes a pizza without a pan?
  4. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:11 am
    You can bake some pizzas without a pan... just apparently not this one
  5. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:13 am
    british pizas never break appart their base is made of glass
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Looks delicious
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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:19 am
    i had a slightly better version of this...base wasnt as thick as we thought and it drooped.
    on the plus side, crinkle-cut pizza was served!
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Its easy to do when your drunk and try to make it from scratch.
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:26 am
    I thought pizzas were supposed to be without a pan...
  10. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:27 am
    There were some devastated stoners that night. Probably fell to their knees in anguish. Then scraped all they could off the bottom and thought it was the best pizza they`ve ever had, man.
  11. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:27 am
    "british pizas never break appart their base is made of glass"

    Very unlikely although it does explain their teeth

  12. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:28 am
    I always wondered if this would happen without a pan, well now I know.
  13. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:29 am
    I always bake pizza without a pan, it makes a crisper crust. The problem here is either he didn`t have the oven hot enough, or he thawed a frozen pizza too much. You cannot thaw a frozen Digiorno or something, it will turn into a doughball.
  14. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I`ve never understood why americans find our teeth so amusing? Their just like any other teeth, Itsalwysunny? May have to ask the family guy people about this.
  15. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Eh, I wouldn`t have eaten it anyway. I hate sausage pizza.
  16. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:35 am
    LOL eurgh :(
  17. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:35 am
    >xfairylozx

    I would be more prone to blame Austin Powers to be honest or mr. beans

  18. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:36 am
    "
    I`ve never understood why americans find our teeth so amusing? Their just like any other teeth, Itsalwysunny? May have to ask the family guy people about this."

    If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino.

  19. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:40 am
    What kind of liquid dough did they use?
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:43 am
    "If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."

    Oh that`s a good idea. Call her judgemental then judge her.

    *headdesk*

    WE WILL NEVER F*CKING LEARN LIKE THIS!

  21. Profile photo of TBWRB
    TBWRB Male 18-29
    50 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
    "If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."
    We don`t sterotype you bunch of upstarts as fat and stupid, we`ve got a hell of a lot of proof and rhino`s can`t punch - which proves me right. I`m well fed up of you colonists acting up all the time, learn your god damn place.
  22. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:55 am
    lawl @ pizza fail, but nooo, we get the same morons starting an argument over something trivial and the idiots getting annoyed by it.
    Dont feed the troll.
  23. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:55 am
    @TBWRB

    Some of us Americans are stupid, yes, but I`ve talked to a few dumb ass Europeans as well.

  24. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Just for fun, I searched "British teeth" on Google. You should try it.
  25. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    I`m genuinely surprised people have yet to realize that everyone is stupid, including themselves...
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:01 am
    ""If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."
    We don`t sterotype you bunch of upstarts as fat and stupid, we`ve got a hell of a lot of proof and rhino`s can`t punch - which proves me right. I`m well fed up of you colonists acting up all the time, learn your god damn place."

    STEREOTYPE WAR!

    "You`re judgmental and your whole country is fat and lazy!"
    "No, YOU`RE judgemental and YOUR whole country has bad teeth!"
    "HURDERDURHER!"
    "BLURBURBLARBUR!"

    Accurate summary?

  27. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Well, the good thing is this dude had nothing planned today
  28. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    LOL (next time use more flour and LESS water)
  29. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    OMG, there is only the putrefied skeleton of a pizza left *shudders*
  30. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Opie you forgot that they dont shower O.o
  31. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Jabbox
    dont worry, ive realised also that people are idiots long ago.
  32. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
    that`s just heartbreaking
  33. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
    You`re all idiots.
  34. Profile photo of Braston
    Braston Male 18-29
    5 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Welcome to College Cooking 101!
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I`d like to see a group of IAB`ers at a comedy club. It`d be about 5 minutes before the comedian offended someone and a huge brawl broke out.
  36. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:07 am
    D: Flash backs of Issei Sagawa`s fridge!! Bleh!!
  37. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Just a quick note on british teeth...

    We get FREE dental care, I had bad teeth when I was a child but got teeth removed, braces, regular check ups all for FREE. And now I go to a dentist twice a year, never had a filling and have very good teeth.
    While americans have to pay $1000`s for the same treatment... thus it would make sense that we actually have better teeth than you as even the people who can`t afford to buy clothes anywhere but Primark still get this dental care.

  38. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:11 am
    This picture was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop®!
  39. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:12 am
    hahahaha that sucks
  40. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
    "While americans have to pay $1000`s for the same treatment... thus it would make sense that we actually have better teeth than you as even the people who can`t afford to buy clothes anywhere but Primark still get this dental care."

    You pay for it in the form of higher taxation. Thus, if you were to REALLY argue this point, it`s more likely that the Americans and the British have an equal chance at getting dental care, it really comes down to high it is on each individual`s list of priorities

  41. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
    SuperSmash...you got it hahah
  42. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
    ...how high it is*
  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:17 am
    "You pay for it in the form of higher taxation. Thus, if you were to REALLY argue this point, it`s more likely that the Americans and the British have an equal chance at getting dental care, it really comes down to high it is on each individual`s list of priorities"

    If we were to really REALLY argue, we could just say F*CK IT THAT`S NOT EVEN WHAT THIS LINK IS ABOUT!

    *headdesk*

    I give up.

  44. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:22 am
    lmao! faiiiill
  45. Profile photo of buckstunna
    buckstunna Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Stoner`s nightmare.
  46. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:24 am
    How in the WORLD did this go from "pizza fell through the grating" to health care?

    Wtf, IAB.
    Invest in an irc chatroom or something, lol.

  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:27 am
    "How in the WORLD did this go from "pizza fell through the grating" to health care?
    Wtf, IAB.

    Invest in an irc chatroom or something, lol."

    Um... You see where the I-A-B logo is? Now, you see where it says "Latest, Popular, etc" in that light blue bar? Go aaaall the way to the right, see where it says chat?

    ...Yeah.

  48. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Food Fail!
  49. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Use a baking sheet next time.
  50. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:34 am
    ok seriously whomever is getting this stuff is getting off of crazypoo.com
  51. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Lol at OpieBreath.

    Sarcasm never fails to amuse me.

  52. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:39 am
    ROFL I have done this when I was drunk off my azzz
  53. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:42 am
    How does this happen?
  54. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Ahhh, I love IAB forum. A pic of a mangled pizza= health care reform debate.
    LMAO

    We should throw in a little god (sock) debate for good measure.

  55. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Aha, would like to take a moment to apoligise for starting a stereotype war :)
    I`m sure you are all lovely, and all our teeth are lovely.
    Much love. Me.
  56. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Pizza fail went straight to Forum Fail. Infact...
  57. Profile photo of snargh
    snargh Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:54 am
    this is all too familiar, and it occurred with Digorno`s cheese filled crust pizza. The directions clearly state that you can put the pizza on the rack, but every time this happens. I was going to take a similar photo and send it in as a complaint, but that`s just anal, so I scraped up the remnants and ate it anyway....
  58. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:55 am
    BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!
  59. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I think if this happend to me my feet would fail me and i would just lie there on the kitchen floor crying my heart out... 15 min later when its cooler i would just eat it with a fork right out of the oven...
  60. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:03 am
    This forum was a joy to read.

    New topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

    DISCUSS.

  61. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:05 am
    at least most of the crust is still intact...
  62. Profile photo of BTDM
    BTDM Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:09 am
    "BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!"
    You get a crispier crust without one... dumbass.
  63. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Whoa, I`ve never seen that happen. Maybe they made the pizza themselves, and it was too soft.
  64. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Pro Tip: You can only cook a pizza directly on the rack if it`s FROZEN.
  65. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Zerro
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    536 Posts Sunday, August 16, 2009 11:03:42 AM
    This forum was a joy to read.

    New topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

    DISCUSS.

    NO.

  66. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Wow, I`ve put pizzas directly on the rack before and never had THAT happen. O_o
  67. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:40 am
    It`s not the rack, the crust was too thin and the weight of the toppings caused it to cave. /end of debate.
  68. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:49 am
    when you make homemade pizza, first you precook the dough, then put the toppings and cheese, then to the oven again, you simply dont put toppings on raw dough or that happens
  69. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:51 am
    ahah rofl i would have cryed at not haveing a any pizza :[
  70. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:55 am
    i put raw pizza on a platter. case dismissed
  71. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:56 am
    ""BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!"
    You get a crispier crust without one... dumbass."

    Pro tip hot shot. Don`t call a mod names. Just fair warning.

  72. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:57 am
    It would have sucked if they were stoned, had no money and that pizza was the last thing there was to eat.
  73. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    yeah...baking sheet all the way dude...
  74. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    I use that non-stick reynolds foil and give the pizza just a weee bit extra time to get crispy.
    Slides right off the foil...I love the stuff but wish it wasn`t so expensive, its like freaking gold.
  75. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    "We should throw in a little god (sock) debate for good measure."

    Ankle height.

    "ew topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid."

    KFC brand and orange flavored Kool-Aid.

    GO.

  76. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Well i like lasagna too
  77. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Opie, we all know purple is their favorite.
    GOD
  78. Profile photo of bassprincess
    bassprincess Female 18-29
    72 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I hate purple Kool-Aid.

    I`m all over that Arctic Apple or whatever it`s called.

  79. Profile photo of musicmel
    musicmel Female 18-29
    46 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    that happened to me a few times it helps if the pizza is frozen before cooking it
  80. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Haha! The oven hates them.
  81. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    If you`re not smart enough to put a pizza on a baking sheet, you don`t deserve the pizza.
  82. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    That`s why you`re supposed to put a cookie sheet under them!
  83. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Wow you people are retarded, it says to place the pizza directly on the oven grates on the box...

    The reason that happened was the pizza wasn`t frozen when put in the oven. Soft dough = this

  84. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    lmao!!! ^_^
  85. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    aww, poor pizza ):
  86. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Only a guy would do that...
  87. Profile photo of groove82
    groove82 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    woops..
  88. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Hahahaha, this really made me laugh. How can you fail making frozen pizza?
  89. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    wow how did they do that? thats why they make pizza pans. believe it or not, those arent just for looks.
  90. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    FAIL! Pizza pans are used for cooking pizza...cant do it without them!
  91. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    "Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

    That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich.

  92. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    haha
  93. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    ""Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

    That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich. "

    High five, brah

  94. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Hahaha Now we just need someone that can f*ck up PB&J.
  95. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Chad, did you forget the bloody pizza bottom again?
  96. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    if i`m able to get that outta the oven, i`d still eat it.
  97. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    u have to try to have that happen. sh*t like that just doesnt happen on accident.
  98. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    "Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

    "ChrisRLive -- That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich."

    Should have thought about that before sticking the pizza in the oven, Chris :)

  99. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    ""Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."
    That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and don`t come back without a f*cking sandwich."

    Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really...

  100. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Loxen, I find your response to that comment mildly attractive...is that normal?
  101. Profile photo of Sikras
    Sikras Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    "Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really..."

    While this isn`t true for a lot of guys, for a much larger amount, it is. Although, I pity anybody who can`t/won`t cook or do their own laundry.

  102. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Panth753: "Only a guy would do that..."

    Upupup...let`s not forget women can be just as equally stupid and foolish as men.

    Gender equality means taking the good and the bad and saying we`re the same. Nothing less or more.

  103. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    What???
    I don`t see anything wrong so far...
    looks like a normal pizza to me...

    lol

  104. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Uh ever heard of a pan? Dumbass.
  105. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    well you cant let it go to waste!
  106. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    FAIL! Pizza pans are used for cooking pizza...cant do it without them!

    I`ve never cooked a pizza on a pan in my life, only ever directly on the rack, frozen or fresh. I mean what in the name of beelzebub is a pizza made of that MELTS when exposed to heat?

  107. Profile photo of smiley25
    smiley25 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    There is a thing called a pan but i think they are too stupid to use one.Lol
  108. Profile photo of StinkyDuck
    StinkyDuck Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Nidonemo- Sorry. Only a guy would do that....
  109. Profile photo of fluffy101
    fluffy101 Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    lmao, that happened to me with a quiche once :$
  110. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    i dont use pans when i do my pizzas. those things shouldnt melt like that, stupid chad
  111. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    >fluffy101

    I thought you put quiche in a pie tin....

  112. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    i still dunno how the crap that could`ve happened, i`ve never experienced such a f-up like that.
  113. Profile photo of lava_tomato
    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    169 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    i`ve baked on the rack before o_o
  114. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    >>Only a guy would do that<<

    And only a woman would clean it up because that`s her job. ;)

  115. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    @ buxco 215

    That was a lame comment. Not cool. Not manly. no.

  116. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "That was a lame comment. Not cool. Not manly. no."

    I love it when people take poo-talking seriously. It`s so hilarious to watch.

  117. Profile photo of JRsDaisy
    JRsDaisy Female 30-39
    24 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    I was confused at first, too. I though it was a conventional oven. If you look at the bottom of the pic and the right side you can see it`s either a microwave or a convection oven. Either way, I`m not cleaning it up!!
  118. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    That sucks and it was probably a pain in the ass to clean
  119. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    thats how pizza hut gets their ideas!
  120. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Is this in I-A-B headquarters?? for some reason I think I remember seeing that machine in one of fancy`s posts of I-A-B although I could be(probably am) wrong
  121. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    pfft... id still eat it
  122. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    wow that person was an idiot
  123. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I always cook without a baking sheet and this never happens to me! Wonder what went wrong?
  124. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    wtf was that pixxa made of, paper? no regular pizza does that in an oven lol
  125. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    maybe they thawed it before cooking it.
  126. Profile photo of jrodjarrod
    jrodjarrod Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    is that a toaster oven? seriously how small was that pizza? could it really have been that big of a loss? was it for a midget? or just one of the olsen twins?
  127. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    > panth753
    > Only a guy would do that...

    > buxco215
    > And only a woman would clean it up because that`s her job. ;)

    DING-DING!!!!! Jeerrrry!! Jeerrry!! Jeerrry...

  128. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    There`s a thing called a pizza pan...
  129. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    pizza pan probably wouldn`t fit in there
  130. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Yeah I could see myself doing this
  131. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    "Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really..."

    We only do it because it works. If you ladies didn`t fall for it everytime maybe we`d do it every now and then.

    Actually, I can cook and do laundry like a pro. All the while chugging beer and watching sports. Got a stain, I`ll get it out. Want some fettucini? I`ll make it. Wanna play some hoops? I`ll school ya.

    I`m single ladies. Don`t all rush at once.

  132. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    At least he has the crust left :/
  133. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    That must`ve been extremely dissapointing. Hey guys want some piz....DAMMIT!!!!!!!
  134. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    hahahahaha damn. fail!
  135. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:41 am
    hahahaha no pizza for you
  136. Profile photo of jodoalien
    jodoalien Male 30-39
    18 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 1:49 am
    dammit it was a 9999999999999999999$ one. lol
  137. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:24 am
    Thank you Zerocyde.

    I WAS being sarcastic. It`s called having a sense of humor. :/

  138. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:28 am
    this is why you should buy a pizza tray if you want to make them yourself dumkopf
  139. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 4:24 am
    I`m going to use a tray from now on xD
  140. Profile photo of EMSChicky
    EMSChicky Female 18-29
    12 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 4:38 am
    Ive never had this problem but the ONE time my boyfriend made a pizza, this happened. I have the scar on my hand to prove the cleanup :X
  141. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 8:56 am
    thats happened to me before too...i dont get how it happens, i think it has to be a bad pizza in a batch as when it happened to me it was a "strait on shelf" pizza, maybe its telling me to stop being such a pizza whore? nah! i think its telling me to get a domnioes instead...bet they are behind all this! damn dominoes fairys!
  142. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 10:18 am
    WOW! How stupid can you get?
  143. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    I nearly had that happen to me once.
  144. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    ...damn now im hungry.
  145. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "Ive never had this problem but the ONE time my boyfriend made a pizza, this happened. I have the scar on my hand to prove the cleanup :X"

    Your boyfriend might`ve screwed up the pizza, but you`re the one who put your hand in a hot oven.

  146. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Uhm yeah... you kinda need a baking sheet there guys.
  147. Profile photo of ZombieSex
    ZombieSex Female 13-17
    51 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    XD lol, how does that happen?
  148. Profile photo of Call
    Call Male 13-17
    76 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    its trying to say "loose weight"
  149. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    how in the hell do you do that?
  150. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Someone didn`t read the instructions.
  151. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:41 am
    idiot.....
  152. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:58 am
    that wasnt very smart
  153. Profile photo of RequiemCube
    RequiemCube Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Many frozen pizzas say that to get a crispier crust, you should place the pizza directly on oven rack.

    That being said, I know how this happened. Those pizzas also say, "Do not thaw before cooking."

  154. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    i always roast my pizzas on an open fire in a frying pan
  155. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    omg :O
  156. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    You can tell when you really look at it, that it`s home-made. The dough kinda gives it away.
  157. Profile photo of toughnerd
    toughnerd Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    umm... pizza pan anyone?
  158. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    foil anyone? cookie sheet? oh, wait, COMMON SENSE. ahhh there it is!
  159. Profile photo of froggydrip
    froggydrip Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 11:58 am
    lulz XD
  160. Profile photo of Austiep
    Austiep Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    failfags
  161. Profile photo of Jesterdog
    Jesterdog Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
    I always wondered what happened to the idiots that forgot to put pizza pans under their pizza`s, But I guess they`ve finally been found.
  162. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    It`s called a pan.... and common knowledge. Get some. Please.
  163. Profile photo of Scrooluse
    Scrooluse Male 30-39
    64 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:28 am
    It`s moments like these that I truly wish someone would market a cleaning product for the gene pool.

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