Pizza Fail [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

You just weren"t meant to have that pizza.
There are 163 comments:
Male 64
It`s moments like these that I truly wish someone would market a cleaning product for the gene pool.
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Male 1,140
It`s called a pan.... and common knowledge. Get some. Please.
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Male 39
I always wondered what happened to the idiots that forgot to put pizza pans under their pizza`s, But I guess they`ve finally been found.
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Male 101
failfags
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Female 3
lulz XD
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Female 901
foil anyone? cookie sheet? oh, wait, COMMON SENSE. ahhh there it is!
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Male 49
umm... pizza pan anyone?
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Female 171
You can tell when you really look at it, that it`s home-made. The dough kinda gives it away.
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Female 5,222
omg :O
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Male 394
i always roast my pizzas on an open fire in a frying pan
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Male 5
Many frozen pizzas say that to get a crispier crust, you should place the pizza directly on oven rack.

That being said, I know how this happened. Those pizzas also say, "Do not thaw before cooking."

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Male 274
that wasnt very smart
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Male 1,485
idiot.....
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Female 1,231
Someone didn`t read the instructions.
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Male 1,918
how in the hell do you do that?
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Male 76
its trying to say "loose weight"
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Female 51
XD lol, how does that happen?
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Male 262
Uhm yeah... you kinda need a baking sheet there guys.
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Male 3,755
"Ive never had this problem but the ONE time my boyfriend made a pizza, this happened. I have the scar on my hand to prove the cleanup :X"

Your boyfriend might`ve screwed up the pizza, but you`re the one who put your hand in a hot oven.

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Female 233
...damn now im hungry.
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Male 138
I nearly had that happen to me once.
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Male 480
WOW! How stupid can you get?
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Female 217
thats happened to me before too...i dont get how it happens, i think it has to be a bad pizza in a batch as when it happened to me it was a "strait on shelf" pizza, maybe its telling me to stop being such a pizza whore? nah! i think its telling me to get a domnioes instead...bet they are behind all this! damn dominoes fairys!
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Female 12
Ive never had this problem but the ONE time my boyfriend made a pizza, this happened. I have the scar on my hand to prove the cleanup :X
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Female 218
I`m going to use a tray from now on xD
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Male 1,596
this is why you should buy a pizza tray if you want to make them yourself dumkopf
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Male 976
Thank you Zerocyde.

I WAS being sarcastic. It`s called having a sense of humor. :/

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Male 18
dammit it was a 9999999999999999999$ one. lol
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Female 414
hahahaha no pizza for you
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Male 43
hahahahaha damn. fail!
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Male 612
That must`ve been extremely dissapointing. Hey guys want some piz....DAMMIT!!!!!!!
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Male 184
At least he has the crust left :/
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Male 3,755
"Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really..."

We only do it because it works. If you ladies didn`t fall for it everytime maybe we`d do it every now and then.

Actually, I can cook and do laundry like a pro. All the while chugging beer and watching sports. Got a stain, I`ll get it out. Want some fettucini? I`ll make it. Wanna play some hoops? I`ll school ya.

I`m single ladies. Don`t all rush at once.

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Male 1,666
Yeah I could see myself doing this
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Male 1,375
pizza pan probably wouldn`t fit in there
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Female 2,289
There`s a thing called a pizza pan...
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Male 8,300
> panth753
> Only a guy would do that...

> buxco215
> And only a woman would clean it up because that`s her job. ;)

DING-DING!!!!! Jeerrrry!! Jeerrry!! Jeerrry...

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Male 76
is that a toaster oven? seriously how small was that pizza? could it really have been that big of a loss? was it for a midget? or just one of the olsen twins?
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Male 383
maybe they thawed it before cooking it.
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Female 282
wtf was that pixxa made of, paper? no regular pizza does that in an oven lol
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Male 1,256
I always cook without a baking sheet and this never happens to me! Wonder what went wrong?
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Female 130
wow that person was an idiot
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Male 1,292
pfft... id still eat it
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Male 1,375
Is this in I-A-B headquarters?? for some reason I think I remember seeing that machine in one of fancy`s posts of I-A-B although I could be(probably am) wrong
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Male 383
thats how pizza hut gets their ideas!
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Male 31
That sucks and it was probably a pain in the ass to clean
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Female 24
I was confused at first, too. I though it was a conventional oven. If you look at the bottom of the pic and the right side you can see it`s either a microwave or a convection oven. Either way, I`m not cleaning it up!!
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Male 3,255
"That was a lame comment. Not cool. Not manly. no."

I love it when people take poo-talking seriously. It`s so hilarious to watch.

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Male 190
@ buxco 215

That was a lame comment. Not cool. Not manly. no.

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Male 976
>>Only a guy would do that<<

And only a woman would clean it up because that`s her job. ;)

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Female 168
i`ve baked on the rack before o_o
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Male 190
i still dunno how the crap that could`ve happened, i`ve never experienced such a f-up like that.
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Male 1,375
>fluffy101

I thought you put quiche in a pie tin....

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Male 7,933
i dont use pans when i do my pizzas. those things shouldnt melt like that, stupid chad
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Female 263
lmao, that happened to me with a quiche once :$
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Female 47
Nidonemo- Sorry. Only a guy would do that....
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Female 2
There is a thing called a pan but i think they are too stupid to use one.Lol
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Male 12,138
[quote]FAIL! Pizza pans are used for cooking pizza...cant do it without them![/quote]

I`ve never cooked a pizza on a pan in my life, only ever directly on the rack, frozen or fresh. I mean what in the name of beelzebub is a pizza made of that MELTS when exposed to heat?

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Female 152
well you cant let it go to waste!
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Female 1,677
Uh ever heard of a pan? Dumbass.
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Male 656
What???
I don`t see anything wrong so far...
looks like a normal pizza to me...

lol

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Male 9,305
Panth753: "Only a guy would do that..."

Upupup...let`s not forget women can be just as equally stupid and foolish as men.

Gender equality means taking the good and the bad and saying we`re the same. Nothing less or more.

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Male 20
"Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really..."

While this isn`t true for a lot of guys, for a much larger amount, it is. Although, I pity anybody who can`t/won`t cook or do their own laundry.

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Male 82
Loxen, I find your response to that comment mildly attractive...is that normal?
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Female 1,386
""Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."
That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and don`t come back without a f*cking sandwich."

Guys. They portray themselves as the smartest toughest living thing on the planet until its time to make food or do laundry, then suddenly they don`t mind looking like retarded helpless infants. Its a strange phenomenon really...

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Female 207
"Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

"ChrisRLive -- That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich."

Should have thought about that before sticking the pizza in the oven, Chris :)

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Male 311
u have to try to have that happen. sh*t like that just doesnt happen on accident.
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Male 173
if i`m able to get that outta the oven, i`d still eat it.
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Male 141
Chad, did you forget the bloody pizza bottom again?
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Male 430
Hahaha Now we just need someone that can f*ck up PB&J.
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Male 2,788
""Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich. "

High five, brah

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Male 1,403
haha
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Male 260
"Panth753 -- Only a guy would do that..."

That`s because its the females job. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and dont come back without a f*cking sandwich.

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Male 403
FAIL! Pizza pans are used for cooking pizza...cant do it without them!
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Male 4,793
wow how did they do that? thats why they make pizza pans. believe it or not, those arent just for looks.
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Male 3,425
Hahahaha, this really made me laugh. How can you fail making frozen pizza?
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Female 2
woops..
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Female 9,572
Only a guy would do that...
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Female 80
aww, poor pizza ):
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Female 287
lmao!!! ^_^
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Male 533
Wow you people are retarded, it says to place the pizza directly on the oven grates on the box...

The reason that happened was the pizza wasn`t frozen when put in the oven. Soft dough = this

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Male 10,855
That`s why you`re supposed to put a cookie sheet under them!
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Male 976
If you`re not smart enough to put a pizza on a baking sheet, you don`t deserve the pizza.
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Female 4,028
Haha! The oven hates them.
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Female 45
that happened to me a few times it helps if the pizza is frozen before cooking it
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Female 72
I hate purple Kool-Aid.

I`m all over that Arctic Apple or whatever it`s called.

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Male 742
Opie, we all know purple is their favorite.
GOD
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Male 190
Well i like lasagna too
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Female 15,763
"We should throw in a little god (sock) debate for good measure."

Ankle height.

"ew topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid."

KFC brand and orange flavored Kool-Aid.

GO.

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Female 1,386
I use that non-stick reynolds foil and give the pizza just a weee bit extra time to get crispy.
Slides right off the foil...I love the stuff but wish it wasn`t so expensive, its like freaking gold.
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Male 3,915
yeah...baking sheet all the way dude...
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Male 2,049
It would have sucked if they were stoned, had no money and that pizza was the last thing there was to eat.
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Male 9,305
""BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!"
You get a crispier crust without one... dumbass."

Pro tip hot shot. Don`t call a mod names. Just fair warning.

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Male 378
i put raw pizza on a platter. case dismissed
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Male 195
ahah rofl i would have cryed at not haveing a any pizza :[
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Male 2,855
when you make homemade pizza, first you precook the dough, then put the toppings and cheese, then to the oven again, you simply dont put toppings on raw dough or that happens
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Female 427
It`s not the rack, the crust was too thin and the weight of the toppings caused it to cave. /end of debate.
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Female 150
Wow, I`ve put pizzas directly on the rack before and never had THAT happen. O_o
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Male 4,393

Zerro
Male, 18-29, Southern US
536 Posts Sunday, August 16, 2009 11:03:42 AM
This forum was a joy to read.

New topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

DISCUSS.

NO.

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Male 3,819
Pro Tip: You can only cook a pizza directly on the rack if it`s FROZEN.
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Female 781
Whoa, I`ve never seen that happen. Maybe they made the pizza themselves, and it was too soft.
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Male 104
"BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!"
You get a crispier crust without one... dumbass.
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Male 328
at least most of the crust is still intact...
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Male 626
This forum was a joy to read.

New topic: African Americans love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

DISCUSS.

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Male 3,619
I think if this happend to me my feet would fail me and i would just lie there on the kitchen floor crying my heart out... 15 min later when its cooler i would just eat it with a fork right out of the oven...
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Male 9,305
BAKING SHEET! BAKING SHEET DUMBASS! GAWD!
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Male 26
this is all too familiar, and it occurred with Digorno`s cheese filled crust pizza. The directions clearly state that you can put the pizza on the rack, but every time this happens. I was going to take a similar photo and send it in as a complaint, but that`s just anal, so I scraped up the remnants and ate it anyway....
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Male 931
Pizza fail went straight to Forum Fail. Infact...
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Female 131
Aha, would like to take a moment to apoligise for starting a stereotype war :)
I`m sure you are all lovely, and all our teeth are lovely.
Much love. Me.
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Male 4,807
Ahhh, I love IAB forum. A pic of a mangled pizza= health care reform debate.
LMAO

We should throw in a little god (sock) debate for good measure.

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Male 150
How does this happen?
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Male 268
ROFL I have done this when I was drunk off my azzz
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Female 74
Lol at OpieBreath.

Sarcasm never fails to amuse me.

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Female 354
ok seriously whomever is getting this stuff is getting off of crazypoo.com
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Female 662
Use a baking sheet next time.
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Male 121
Food Fail!
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Female 15,763
"How in the WORLD did this go from "pizza fell through the grating" to health care?
Wtf, IAB.

Invest in an irc chatroom or something, lol."

Um... You see where the I-A-B logo is? Now, you see where it says "Latest, Popular, etc" in that light blue bar? Go aaaall the way to the right, see where it says chat?

...Yeah.

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Male 490
How in the WORLD did this go from "pizza fell through the grating" to health care?

Wtf, IAB.
Invest in an irc chatroom or something, lol.

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Male 2
Stoner`s nightmare.
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Female 931
lmao! faiiiill
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Female 15,763
"You pay for it in the form of higher taxation. Thus, if you were to REALLY argue this point, it`s more likely that the Americans and the British have an equal chance at getting dental care, it really comes down to high it is on each individual`s list of priorities"

If we were to really REALLY argue, we could just say F*CK IT THAT`S NOT EVEN WHAT THIS LINK IS ABOUT!

*headdesk*

I give up.

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Male 253
...how high it is*
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Male 233
SuperSmash...you got it hahah
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Male 253
"While americans have to pay $1000`s for the same treatment... thus it would make sense that we actually have better teeth than you as even the people who can`t afford to buy clothes anywhere but Primark still get this dental care."

You pay for it in the form of higher taxation. Thus, if you were to REALLY argue this point, it`s more likely that the Americans and the British have an equal chance at getting dental care, it really comes down to high it is on each individual`s list of priorities

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Female 97
hahahaha that sucks
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Male 85
This picture was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop®!
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Male 1,265
Just a quick note on british teeth...

We get FREE dental care, I had bad teeth when I was a child but got teeth removed, braces, regular check ups all for FREE. And now I go to a dentist twice a year, never had a filling and have very good teeth.
While americans have to pay $1000`s for the same treatment... thus it would make sense that we actually have better teeth than you as even the people who can`t afford to buy clothes anywhere but Primark still get this dental care.

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Female 895
D: Flash backs of Issei Sagawa`s fridge!! Bleh!!
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Male 3,755
I`d like to see a group of IAB`ers at a comedy club. It`d be about 5 minutes before the comedian offended someone and a huge brawl broke out.
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Male 5
Welcome to College Cooking 101!
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Male 614
You`re all idiots.
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Female 251
that`s just heartbreaking
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Male 931
Jabbox
dont worry, ive realised also that people are idiots long ago.
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Male 119
Opie you forgot that they dont shower O.o
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Male 305
OMG, there is only the putrefied skeleton of a pizza left *shudders*
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Male 228
LOL (next time use more flour and LESS water)
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Male 132
Well, the good thing is this dude had nothing planned today
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Female 15,763
""If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."
We don`t sterotype you bunch of upstarts as fat and stupid, we`ve got a hell of a lot of proof and rhino`s can`t punch - which proves me right. I`m well fed up of you colonists acting up all the time, learn your god damn place."

STEREOTYPE WAR!

"You`re judgmental and your whole country is fat and lazy!"
"No, YOU`RE judgemental and YOUR whole country has bad teeth!"
"HURDERDURHER!"
"BLURBURBLARBUR!"

Accurate summary?

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Male 250
I`m genuinely surprised people have yet to realize that everyone is stupid, including themselves...
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Male 3,755
Just for fun, I searched "British teeth" on Google. You should try it.
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Male 196
@TBWRB

Some of us Americans are stupid, yes, but I`ve talked to a few dumb ass Europeans as well.

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Male 931
lawl @ pizza fail, but nooo, we get the same morons starting an argument over something trivial and the idiots getting annoyed by it.
Dont feed the troll.
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Male 50
"If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."
We don`t sterotype you bunch of upstarts as fat and stupid, we`ve got a hell of a lot of proof and rhino`s can`t punch - which proves me right. I`m well fed up of you colonists acting up all the time, learn your god damn place.
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Female 15,763
"If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino."

Oh that`s a good idea. Call her judgemental then judge her.

*headdesk*

WE WILL NEVER F*CKING LEARN LIKE THIS!

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Male 1,232
What kind of liquid dough did they use?
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Male 2,486
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I`ve never understood why americans find our teeth so amusing? Their just like any other teeth, Itsalwysunny? May have to ask the family guy people about this."

If you guys can stereotype every single one of us as fat and stupid, we can stereotype every one of you as people who look like they just got punched in the mouth by a rhino.

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Male 1,375
>xfairylozx

I would be more prone to blame Austin Powers to be honest or mr. beans

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Female 45
LOL eurgh :(
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Female 917
Eh, I wouldn`t have eaten it anyway. I hate sausage pizza.
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Female 131
I`ve never understood why americans find our teeth so amusing? Their just like any other teeth, Itsalwysunny? May have to ask the family guy people about this.
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Male 357
I always bake pizza without a pan, it makes a crisper crust. The problem here is either he didn`t have the oven hot enough, or he thawed a frozen pizza too much. You cannot thaw a frozen Digiorno or something, it will turn into a doughball.
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Female 572
I always wondered if this would happen without a pan, well now I know.
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Male 1,375
"british pizas never break appart their base is made of glass"

Very unlikely although it does explain their teeth

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Male 3,755
There were some devastated stoners that night. Probably fell to their knees in anguish. Then scraped all they could off the bottom and thought it was the best pizza they`ve ever had, man.
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Female 15,763
I thought pizzas were supposed to be without a pan...
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Male 4,807
Its easy to do when your drunk and try to make it from scratch.
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Male 924
i had a slightly better version of this...base wasnt as thick as we thought and it drooped.
on the plus side, crinkle-cut pizza was served!
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Male 2,788
Looks delicious
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Male 2,388
british pizas never break appart their base is made of glass
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Female 69
You can bake some pizzas without a pan... just apparently not this one
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Male 3,014
What idiot bakes a pizza without a pan?
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Male 4,807
Bah HA HA , I`ve done that before. Epic FAIL
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Female 1,780
Link: Pizza Fail [Pic] [Rate Link] - You just weren`t meant to have that pizza.
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