Our Monkeys Are Fixing Our Servers [Actual Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Tech

Thanks to you, I-A-B is now so huge, our servers blew. The monkeys are getting us back up to 100%. We"re at about 80%.
There are 45 comments:
Male 463
rhesus macaques are actually very intelligent...
yeah, right! they cant even open a damn walnut, much less fix computer!
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Male 65
ha, like slaves, but not evolved yet, and much smarter cause there working on cpus
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Female 572
I was wondering when you were going to show your true employees over there :-)
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Male 56
No wonder it`s always slow!
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Female 94
At least someone`s working on it
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Male 1,523
Are those the "interns" I always hear people talking about?
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Female 34
Hey, that`s my mom`s job....er >.> at least it pays good
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Male 282
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Female 1,260
work, little monkey, work! IABer`s are a very impatient lot - we want what we want and we want it NOW!
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Male 13,630
No still acting up like,um.. something acting up
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Male 1,108
Hmm the monkeys need paying more than peanuts I think. I-A-B is running like a dog with one leg.
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Male 1,375
fancy lied i still cant post
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Male 66
naziashaikhh - Friday, August 28, 2009 4:28:57 AM
"can u able to fill do this.." Oh for God`s sake, if you are going to spam at least make sense!
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Male 2,238
Make sure you give him plenty of Bananas.
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Female 5,222
did you try flinging the poo? maybe i should try flinging the poo.. ill fling the poo
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Male 1,496
Also, Digg.com caused the crash when a picture from here made the front page.
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Male 1,505
Looks more like he`s choosing the posts.
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Male 316
Oh, that`s why I couldn`t comment yesterday. I was wonderin`! Haha
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Male 480
Fancylad your the fu*king best dude. XD
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Male 20,826
Just bumping this up so everyone who hasn`t seen it can see it...

The ability to leave comments and the internal site page view tracker should be back up to 100% tomorrow?

+ + + + + + +

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know of the other bugs that are f-ing up the site (such as the fact that some of you can`t leave comments and the page view discrepancy on the home page).

The monkeys are on all of this and should have everything fixed by the end of the day.

Thanks for being so patient and so sexy.

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Female 187
so is that why, when i click a link, the page just refreshes?
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Female 4,197
i want a helper monkey like that :(
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Male 8,302
ATTN [email protected]
From playing around with it for a few hours.
The problem people are having posting comments appears to be related to the "User clicked Post Reply twice/tried to post same comment twice so ignore it" code. Assuming that the server is determining that their first attempt is actually an attempt to repost a previously-made comment.
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Female 9,557
Thanks for the info fancy!
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Female 1,412
gasp another vancouverite? i have never met one, let alone one who advertises it in their name! yay team canada! go on chat, ms vancouver
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Male 8,302
Aww I love it, it just somehow makes IAB so much more "personal" when Fancy posts pictures of his kids at his office.
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Female 4,225
Good to know fancylad, good to know
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Male 3,755
You know...I heard that the comments aren`t working because Fancy`s overlords over at Demand Media are devising a way to look through our comments to harvest information about us in an effort to post links that get more hits. Thus, making them more profit.

Oink! Oink! Oink! Capitalist Pigs!

Just kidding. Or am I...

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Male 1
looks shopped to me
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Male 13,630
FitzySpyder - Hell dont say such - you will have Bullshtbob on your case!
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Male 394
That is, indeed, a monkey.
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Male 119
Fancy, you dont need to thank me for being sexy, its a free service I offer.
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Male 13,630
YAY!
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Male 403
Hats off to the monkeys!
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Male 486
Thanks fancylad and the monkeys!
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Male 378
iab seems like a random guy trying hard to keep us entertained through his infinite supply of semi-entertaining stuff.. because we have nothing to do but surf the web.. no offense iab, im a member!
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Male 256
I guess with the fall of the auto industry, trunk monkey had to go back to school and is now Server Monkey...
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Male 721
they aint sevrers
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Female 250
yay monkeys! keep up the good work!
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Male 339
stupid monkey. :)
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Male 2,388
try again:
youre welcome and we certainly cant help being sexy
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Male 3,425
Ah cool, the comments bug is really annoying me, writing a big comment, then having to go back, copy it and paste in in the actual comments section is quite annoying. Glad to know the monkeys are on it though.
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Female 961
"y`all"? i still prefer "you guys" either way, i trust the monkey
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Male 20,826
Hey guys, I just wanted to also let you know of the other bugs that are f-ing up the site (such as the fact that you can`t leave comments and the page view discrepency one the home page).

The monkeys are one all of this and should have everything fixed by the end of the day.

Thanks for being so patient and so sexy.

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Male 20,826
Link: Our Monkeys Are Fixing Our Servers [Actual Pic] [Rate Link] - Thanks to you, I-A-B is now so huge, our servers blew. The monkeys are getting us back up to 100%. We`re at about 80%.
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