One More Really Weird Yahoo Answers Question [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Weird

Mom questions her intentions towards her handicapped son and his God-given right to do what every other boy does.
There are 203 comments:
Male 6
Is...is she hot?
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Female 135
OMG O_o
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Female 931
thats just.. ew
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Female 1,283
Hm, the name "green" is a bit inconspicuous

If it`s true...o.O

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Female 420
Ah its probably fake, some people try to shocking and controversial on yahoo answers to illicit a response, for what reasons, well i`m not going there.
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Female 209
Oh jesus drat.
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Male 741
I just threw up in my mouth. Eeeww
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Female 7
what the...???
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Male 1,093
"Your doing it all wrong mom. Where`s dad!?"
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Male 463
that mom is either really caring or sexually disturbed
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Male 188
well that`s just nasty.
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Female 30
now this is just disturbing
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Male 44
you need the help.. WHY? thats gross
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Male 35
OMG Why!?
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Male 189
Bring him a sammich
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Female 72
LOL oml. no.
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Female 376
You give handjobs to your own son!
Omg she just made my life.
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Female 687
ew.
EW.
EWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
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Male 564
I wonder how this started...
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Male 1
Well honestly the son is the sicko here for bringin up to his mom that question and pitting it against her motherly instincts and saying I have no arm plz do it so mom I feel bad for u
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Female 5,222
wow..
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Male 198
yeah... thats what my girlfriends for...
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Male 121
Why do some parents think its their goal or necessity in life to make sure their kids have EVERYTHING? Being deprived of some things is as natural as masturbation....
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Female 576
oh eww...thats gross
i hope its fake XD
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Female 29
its just wrong
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Male 579
here`s what you do, lady.. go to your husband`s gun closet..
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Male 975
so for pictures that seem out of the ordinary everyone screams PHOTOSHOPPPPPP but this is a likely question to ask right?
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Male 378
uuuuuuuuuuuh
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Male 5,194
Ok, I think I have the solution to this - you go to the doctor and tell him you want a prosthetic arm but instead of a hand you want a "Fleshlight".
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Male 71
I wonder how that particular thing happened. "Mom, can you come in here and give me a hand with something". Mother steps into the bathroom to see the son with a boner.
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Male 2,372
Since no girl is going to want him anyway, mom should let him father a child through her...but just not let the husband know.
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Male 123
thanks mom, your the best.
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Male 2,591
i`m glad its obviously a photoshop. thats f-ed up
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Male 394
umm.. isent this like second degree child molestation? now the kid will have to go to federal prison just to beat off :(
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Female 89
IABbrandon:
ahahahahaha. :)
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Male 505
"Man if he truly wanted beat his meat, he would have found out how to use his feet. He just wants to drat his mom, eww incest. And they`re probably not even hot."
I snapped along to the rhyme.
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Male 1,590
This is just wrong on so many levels.
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Male 332
Man if he truly wanted beat his meat, he would have found out how to use his feet. He just wants to drat his mom, eww incest. And they`re probably not even hot.
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Female 735
"Mommy, could you also please put your face in front of it when i cum, so i dont get it on my sheets? because you know i cant clean it up, if i do!"
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Male 795
A mothers love knows no bounds........ OMFGEIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCRIBBTYIWELWSDFI *Eyes pop out of head*
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Male 42
then he`s not going to get any girl and she`s going to drat him cuz that the part of "growing up". Stupid
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Female 55
o_o" ..... *speachlessly creeped out*
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Male 338
awwwwww...
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Male 1,485
sick
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Male 131
wtflol?
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Female 691
wat.
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Male 432
iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
1243 Posts Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:51:07 AM
nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off. iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
1243 Posts Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:51:07 AM
nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off.
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I`m sure any kid would rather make love to concrete than have his mom give him a handjob! X-D

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Female 961
wtf? what kid...? what parent...? just....wtf?
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Male 107
wasn`t there an even funnier one where the mother saw his son had an awry penis and helped him to `massage` it straight or something alike? what`s with all the incestuous stuff?
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Male 4,867
"what do i do"
jump in a fire
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Female 1,401
who asks their mom to help them masturbate?? and whose mom actually does it?? GAWD people
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Male 1,051
The Question was deleted. RIP strange facinating question.
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Male 17
i wonder if she swallows
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Female 1,412
nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off.

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Male 2,159
This can`t be real. No-one is that wierd who isn`t a fictional drama character from a show trying to get viewers back by doing something mad. Must be a troll.
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Male 31
Thats true love!
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Male 126
now THERES a kid whose gonna have oedipole issues...
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Female 877
hahahahaha nirosaki! i llloved your link it was so funny i laughed my a.o. xDDD lolololololollll!!!

nirosaki`s link: how is babby formed

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Male 621
This has to be a lie. This was probably posted by someone who wanted it to become a new internet fad.
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Male 2,388
so did the kid ask for help or did the mom tell him i dont even want to know
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Male 516
Reddit`s reaction to this is priceless:

"It`s nice to see a mother who has a real stranglehold on the situation."
"There aren`t enough hands-on parents nowadays."
"Ah, there`s the rub."

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Male 690
I wanna see how that conversation goes lol
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Male 337
maybe dad can join in and they can have family time... just saying.. the family that... stays together.... so u posters later dont hate i`m KIDDING!
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Female 673
"Why did it had to be a boy? If this woman would have had a armless daughter it would have been a lot more fun and a lot less disturbing."

A lot less disturbing for WHO exactly?

Oh, right... for you.

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Male 2,172
Why did it had to be a boy? If this woman would have had a armless daughter it would have been a lot more fun and a lot less disturbing.
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Male 1
So fake..........why wouldnt she just get him a drat doll??
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Female 50
Ahaha, wow.
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Female 519
HAWT
<3

:-|

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Female 3,696
I tried to search for it and it IS real post made on the site but the poster wasn`t legitimate... It`s been deleted but the search result also come up with

"I have been "helping" my amputee son, and I have not told my wife, and not sure how. ..."

haha serial poster! At least I can sleep at night x.x

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Female 427
It`s not "Fake" per-se, it probably was really posted. I`ve seen worse on there. Everyone needs to know something about Yahoo! Answers: It is a place where people spill their deepest darkest secrets to the internet in hopes to get advice to things that they`d never ask someone about in real life in order to avoid rumors, losing reputation, saving face etc. You get to sit behind a computer screen, no one knows who you are, and sometimes, with poo like this, you`ll actually get a heart-felt, caring, answer.

Not likely, but, still.

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Male 56
Come on people, grow up! It`s FAKE!!!
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Male 2,506
NOICE! Hes getting hand from an older woman ;)
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Female 428
This is so wrong on so many levels. I mean, seriously...wtf?
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Female 523
WHAT THE F*CK. i sincerely hope this isn`t real.
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Male 339
<barf>
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Male 1,347
mooshoo, you made me laugh my friend,made me laugh. Almost spat out my vodka coffee
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Male 1,347
Ah ha, I see. Couldn`t she ask a really big favor from her friends or something, anything?!?!? poo, she may as well be sucking it or schtuping it now anyway.
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Male 215
I wouldn`t qualify being "monkey-spanked" by one`s mom as "natural thing for boys growing up"
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Male 335
He wouldn`t have to masturbate, mush less get it from his own mom, if the girls his age would get over themselves and love the poor guy!
Okay, I`m partially joking.
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Male 4,793
eww eww eww eww. that kid is officially messed the drat up. so is the mom.
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Male 137
@Zeroknight92

Millions have tried. Handfuls have succeeded

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Male 289
uuuuuhhhuhuhuhhh that is just.... I can`t...... I mean....yeah, errrr no...ahhh F it, good for him!
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Male 2,582
Clearly an Online Predator...
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Male 111
Wow, this is beyond troll, this is beyond awkward, this is the outer limits!
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Male 36
Wow, a 14 year old handicapped boy`s mom has been giving him handjobs for the past three months?
I say again, WOW
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Female 118
This reminds me of that creepy video that was posted on here awhile back with the mum walking in on her son masturbating.
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Male 374
wtf.......akward lvl=over 9000
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Male 76
Hmmm....maybe her son should get more flexible so he can give himself a bj. That way, she won`t need to help him get himself off.
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Female 89
awkward.
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Female 1,593
Wow.
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Male 1,375
>ryanF701

the prototype was just your mom on her knees blowing me but after she got lockjaw it lost its charm

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Male 387
They don`t
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Male 1,627
idk what do dogs do when they want to masturbate
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Female 369
I hope some body calls child services on her.
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Male 2,486
"fleshlight with automatic pump and my homemade fapping chair. yes I finally made it its basically a blow up megan fox. but ey f*ck you what have you made recently "

You are a very lonely person.

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Male 1,375
Only one answer:

fleshlight with automatic pump and my homemade fapping chair. yes I finally made it its basically a blow up megan fox. but ey f*ck you what have you made recently

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Female 36
It`s all about the aim.
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Male 7,378
Thank`s Mom!
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Female 205
0.o thats the creepiest thing iv seen today....
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Male 97
i`m with lkc1
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Male 106
well i would tell the lady to not tell her husband and just remove the kids bottom ribs and teach him how to blow himself
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Male 2,582
She could always put an ad out on Craigslist for "Masturbater Wanted".
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Male 228
osirisascend:
"Why do people actually think that questions like this posted on Yahoo Answers are real?"

It`s on Yahoo. *rolls eyes*

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vitaliy:
"...He would`ve learned to use his feet, or at least to autofellate."

Autofellate, hmmm? ;-)

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Carks:
"Wish she was my mom"

Classic! :-) LOL ;-)

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Male 422
Screw this IAB. Im outa here!
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Female 1,677
Okay that`s incest/CHILD ABUSE/perversion all rolled into one sick little package. She doesn`t want him to not experience what other guys can? How many other NORMAL guys HAVE BEEN JERKED OFF BY THEIR MOTHERS??? Perverted piece of poo.
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Male 512
Fake though they may be, these Yahoo Answers are still hilarious :D
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Male 155
i wish she was my mom
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Male 1,666
Definitely not real. He would`ve learned to use his feet, or at least to autofellate.
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Female 146
OHHH mygawd!!!
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Male 3,058
Why do people actually think that questions like this posted on Yahoo Answers are real?
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Female 92
That`s going to take some eye bleach. And therapy.
For me O.O"
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Male 89
lol @ supersmash
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Female 443
Dood. If I know anything about guys I BET he could get off without arms ...

He could hump his pillow or something...

this is BS

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Male 1,918
that would be so wrong
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Female 354
get him a gf??
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Male 394
thats just uhh... Is the mom hot?
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Male 3,755
I`d just tell her to wear gloves.
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Male 367
Haha excellent troll. :D
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Male 1,108
She could tell him to stick his d1ck up his arse and go f*ck himself!
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Female 150
I`m totally gonna answer that question...

I`m the one named Stella!

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Male 92
i really want to see some of the answers to this one...
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Male 776
psh, i use my feet anyway, better traction.
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Male 89
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:15:58 PM
if hes tht desperate, cant he just rub his dick on a tree or summin...

really? you really suggest that he rub his dick on a tree or something? and you`re a dude and you suggest that... i`m ashamed of you. please turn your man card in at the next meeting.

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Male 5
c`mon. all he has to do is use the "i`m an amputee" sympathy factor to get a girlfriend.
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Male 8,302
> LazyMe484
> Even if he`s missing both his arms he can still masturbate

HOW!!???

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Female 9,558
Someone please tell me that she`s from West Virginia... If not, I am going wash my brain out now.
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Male 480
The boy is 14 and doesn`t have a girl friend or a girl that would do it for him or atleast bob on his knob or give him some nookie? I mean WTF! HIS MOM! EW!
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Male 2,229
the comments are way more entertaining
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Female 986
......She should have told him to somehow use his feet....? I don`t know... He`s fourteen. Tell him to concentrate on school.
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Female 4
Ummmm...I want to know if anyone answered this question. Totally whacko Mom couldn`t go out and find/hire a gal to do this for him, SHE, had to do it????
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Female 778
nasty nasty nasty.
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Male 31
eh...um.....guh...8-l
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Female 3,696
I`m guessing at 14 the kid probably doesn`t have much trouble getting it up on his own...so..

BLOW UP DOLL. BLOW UP DOLL. BLOW UP DOLL YOU SICK F*CK! Auuuuuuuuuuuughh

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Male 144
Well that`s awkward. he couldn`t find a random chick for this?
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Male 345
So is she hot? If the kid can`t hold a National Geographic than I hope to god his mom is hot. If you`re going to be in therapy for years than at least have made them worthwhile, no one likes a slacker...
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Female 185
I don`t buy it. And if it is... that is child molestation, even if he wanted her to. buy him a fake vagina and nail it to something, you sicko.
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Female 2,672
if hes tht desperate, cant he just rub his dick on a tree or summin
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Male 904
oh... wow. that`s gross. buy him a toy and tape it to a desk or something... wtf
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Female 74
And how could he do that LazyMe484?
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Male 294
What I wanna know is how people replied to this?
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Male 58
pics or it didn`t happen
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Male 2
lmao.
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Male 32
Isnt this what hookers are for?
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Male 10,440
This is un-necessary. He`s an amputee. He`s not paralyzed. Even if he`s missing both his arms he can still masturbate.

This looks like a case of messed up son (because he lost his arms) and messed up mom (because her son doesn`t have arms).

... Or, you know, it could all be fake. Which it probably is.

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Male 73
um excuse me but what the drat are you doing?
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Female 4,197
*shudders* ngheeeeehhhh
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Male 335
lol lukas
nothing like a good religious argument ^^
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Male 3,425
Why does everyone call these guys trolls? They`re geniuses. I always get called a troll on Yahoo! Answers, seems they don`t have a sense of humour over there. Seriously, if you`re looking for some good entertainment, head over to Religion and Spirituality, preaching the benefits of Satanism doesn`t go down too well.
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Male 527
Wow what a good mom.
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Male 8,302
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Female 1,890
thats hot
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Male 3,425
0.o I REALLy hope this is a joke. I mean having your mum talk to you about sex is bad enough, but having her jerk you off!? That`s wrong in so many ways. Does that mean shed have to clean... Eeeurgh, I don`t want to think about it.
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Male 525
Nirosaki what the hell was that? Funny as f**k.
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Male 375
Its fake, already deleted.
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Female 15,763
Oh thank god it isn`t real...
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Male 4,546
"report Abuse" button right below...
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Male 56
lol, obviously hes a troll

i miss my yahoo answers account :(

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Male 1,403
if some1 else is doing it is it still masturbating?
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Female 85
I looked it up on yahoo answers and the username changed to "jack mehoff" so im pretty sure its a fake
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Male 4,014
Oh lordy, but I doubt its real...
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Male 1,108
Just take him out to the woods and leave him. He`ll be f*cked then!
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Male 265
i smell a troll
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Male 496
What`s wrong with that? I`m not an amputee and my mom did that for me!
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Male 8,302
Another BS Yahoo question. She doesn`t want to deprive him of a "normal part of growing up"? And she thinks sexual abuse and incest are a normal part*, does she?

[quote]*Outside of Arkansas and Tasmania, anyway[/quote]

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Female 1,682
This is......interesting. I mean, i dont even know what to say to this. It is possibly one of the weirdest questions ive heard asked. But uh, good luck with figuring out that one lady lol
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Male 1,596
wait masturbate to what, does she hold the magazine up for him aswell?
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Male 438
oh barf.
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Male 120
as long as he`s a multiple amputee, its fine. lol
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Male 477
Cut a hole in the kids mattress and put a Fleshjack in it.
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Male 701
What in the poo is going on in that house hold? o.o
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Female 33
Ewwwwwww.
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Male 13,630
primetimekin - I really hope so
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Male 1,406
Heh, I remember the thread yesterday where someone decided to put this up again. It`s pretty old.
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Male 7,933
....this is a joke right?
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Female 654
how is babby formed

how girl get pragnant

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmo... (less awkward. just think haaapppy thoughts and not of your mother masturbating you.. )

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Male 1,182
i just found it on Yahoo Answers. It was real. They just deleted it.
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Female 335
hawt
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Male 494
That lady has more fingers then she has braincells.
In fact, her son has more fingers then she has braincells.
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Male 13,630
Oh the shame of life never ends !
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Male 2,004
now this is really drated up. can`t he just get a gf? I`ve heard there are some people who dig amputees.
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Male 410
That can`t be for real, and if it is lady you`ve given your son worse problems than not being able to yank is own chain.
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Male 228
What do you do, you ask? Keep UP the good work!

LOL LOL LOL ;-)

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Male 3,369
troll or not...I just threw up in my mouth.
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Male 251
I wonder if the mom`s an amputee too? If she is she must be using her... Oh my!
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Female 177
good luck with that one ma`am
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Male 650
That`s a pickle.
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Male 2,552
Awkward in absurdum.
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Male 1,375
hmmm well is it a REALLY hot step mom????? think about these things friends THINK
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Male 17
TAWLINN
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Female 297
OMG.... um.... I have 2 sons and they are 3 and 1, it freaks me out to even SEE them discover their body parts in the bath tub.... so I can`t even imagine this mom doing that...... EWW AND SO WRONG! If he "needs" that so badly she can teach him how to use his feet like that one lady does...
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Male 588
It`s a troll. How do I know? Here`s the same question from another person. The old one is deleted [but google still remember...">. And the one from green cannot be found.
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Female 2,289
I wish I could un-read that.
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Male 3,619
well i s`pose handicaped ppl got needs too. you know... when you`re handicaped you gonna need with the most personal things by people that ar eclosest too you. yet... this is somewhat just wrong
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Male 525
This makes me feel unclean
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Female 2,289
:-O
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Female 209
omg...
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Female 1,386
jezuz mom, buy the kid a fleshlight. Uhm... a really long fleshlight, so he can hold the end still in his mouth or something.
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Female 40
I`d be interested in seeing the answers to this, too :)
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Male 394
Either troll....
Or REALLY weird.
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Male 7
hahaha, that`s crazy
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Male 31
Oh holy god that`s terrible
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Male 84
Clearly a troll
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Female 1,780
Link: One More Really Weird Yahoo Answers Question [Pic] [Rate Link] - Mom questions her intentions towards her handicapped son and his God-given right to do what every other boy does.
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