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Date: 08/25/09 12:04 PM

205 Responses to One More Really Weird Yahoo Answers Question [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Link: One More Really Weird Yahoo Answers Question - Mom questions her intentions towards her handicapped son and his God-given right to do what every other boy does.
  2. Profile photo of museike
    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Clearly a troll
  3. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Oh holy god that`s terrible
  4. Profile photo of takito
    takito Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    hahaha, that`s crazy
  5. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Either troll....
    Or REALLY weird.
  6. Profile photo of nancyxgirl
    nancyxgirl Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I`d be interested in seeing the answers to this, too :)
  7. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    jezuz mom, buy the kid a fleshlight. Uhm... a really long fleshlight, so he can hold the end still in his mouth or something.
  8. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    omg...
  9. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    :-O
  10. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    This makes me feel unclean
  11. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    well i s`pose handicaped ppl got needs too. you know... when you`re handicaped you gonna need with the most personal things by people that ar eclosest too you. yet... this is somewhat just wrong
  12. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I wish I could un-read that.
  13. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    It`s a troll. How do I know? Here`s the same question from another person. The old one is deleted [but google still remember...">. And the one from green cannot be found.
  14. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    OMG.... um.... I have 2 sons and they are 3 and 1, it freaks me out to even SEE them discover their body parts in the bath tub.... so I can`t even imagine this mom doing that...... EWW AND SO WRONG! If he "needs" that so badly she can teach him how to use his feet like that one lady does...
  15. Profile photo of triggy
    triggy Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    TAWLINN
  16. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    hmmm well is it a REALLY hot step mom????? think about these things friends THINK
  17. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Awkward in absurdum.
  18. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    That`s a pickle.
  19. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    good luck with that one ma`am
  20. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    I wonder if the mom`s an amputee too? If she is she must be using her... Oh my!
  21. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    troll or not...I just threw up in my mouth.
  22. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    What do you do, you ask? Keep UP the good work!

    LOL LOL LOL ;-)

  23. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    That can`t be for real, and if it is lady you`ve given your son worse problems than not being able to yank is own chain.
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    now this is really drated up. can`t he just get a gf? I`ve heard there are some people who dig amputees.
  25. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Oh the shame of life never ends !
  26. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    That lady has more fingers then she has braincells.
    In fact, her son has more fingers then she has braincells.
  27. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    hawt
  28. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    i just found it on Yahoo Answers. It was real. They just deleted it.
  29. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    how is babby formed

    how girl get pragnant

    http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmo... (less awkward. just think haaapppy thoughts and not of your mother masturbating you.. )

  30. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    ....this is a joke right?
  31. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Heh, I remember the thread yesterday where someone decided to put this up again. It`s pretty old.
  32. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    primetimekin - I really hope so
  33. Profile photo of Cedar_mc
    Cedar_mc Female 18-29
    33 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Ewwwwwww.
  34. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    What in the poo is going on in that house hold? o.o
  35. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Cut a hole in the kids mattress and put a Fleshjack in it.
  36. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    as long as he`s a multiple amputee, its fine. lol
  37. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    oh barf.
  38. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    wait masturbate to what, does she hold the magazine up for him aswell?
  39. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    This is......interesting. I mean, i dont even know what to say to this. It is possibly one of the weirdest questions ive heard asked. But uh, good luck with figuring out that one lady lol
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Another BS Yahoo question. She doesn`t want to deprive him of a "normal part of growing up"? And she thinks sexual abuse and incest are a normal part*, does she?

    *Outside of Arkansas and Tasmania, anyway

  41. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    What`s wrong with that? I`m not an amputee and my mom did that for me!
  42. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    i smell a troll
  43. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Just take him out to the woods and leave him. He`ll be f*cked then!
  44. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Oh lordy, but I doubt its real...
  45. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
    85 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I looked it up on yahoo answers and the username changed to "jack mehoff" so im pretty sure its a fake
  46. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    if some1 else is doing it is it still masturbating?
  47. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    lol, obviously hes a troll

    i miss my yahoo answers account :(

  48. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    "report Abuse" button right below...
  49. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Oh thank god it isn`t real...
  50. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Its fake, already deleted.
  51. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Nirosaki what the hell was that? Funny as f**k.
  52. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    0.o I REALLy hope this is a joke. I mean having your mum talk to you about sex is bad enough, but having her jerk you off!? That`s wrong in so many ways. Does that mean shed have to clean... Eeeurgh, I don`t want to think about it.
  53. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    thats hot
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
  55. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Wow what a good mom.
  56. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Why does everyone call these guys trolls? They`re geniuses. I always get called a troll on Yahoo! Answers, seems they don`t have a sense of humour over there. Seriously, if you`re looking for some good entertainment, head over to Religion and Spirituality, preaching the benefits of Satanism doesn`t go down too well.
  57. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    lol lukas
    nothing like a good religious argument ^^
  58. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    *shudders* ngheeeeehhhh
  59. Profile photo of Knoxville912
    Knoxville912 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    um excuse me but what the drat are you doing?
  60. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    This is un-necessary. He`s an amputee. He`s not paralyzed. Even if he`s missing both his arms he can still masturbate.

    This looks like a case of messed up son (because he lost his arms) and messed up mom (because her son doesn`t have arms).

    ... Or, you know, it could all be fake. Which it probably is.

  61. Profile photo of hudaman
    hudaman Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Isnt this what hookers are for?
  62. Profile photo of coldice7
    coldice7 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    lmao.
  63. Profile photo of snukatoof
    snukatoof Male 18-29
    58 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    pics or it didn`t happen
  64. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    What I wanna know is how people replied to this?
  65. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    And how could he do that LazyMe484?
  66. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    oh... wow. that`s gross. buy him a toy and tape it to a desk or something... wtf
  67. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    if hes tht desperate, cant he just rub his dick on a tree or summin
  68. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    I don`t buy it. And if it is... that is child molestation, even if he wanted her to. buy him a fake vagina and nail it to something, you sicko.
  69. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    So is she hot? If the kid can`t hold a National Geographic than I hope to god his mom is hot. If you`re going to be in therapy for years than at least have made them worthwhile, no one likes a slacker...
  70. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Well that`s awkward. he couldn`t find a random chick for this?
  71. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I`m guessing at 14 the kid probably doesn`t have much trouble getting it up on his own...so..

    BLOW UP DOLL. BLOW UP DOLL. BLOW UP DOLL YOU SICK F*CK! Auuuuuuuuuuuughh

  72. Profile photo of Ninjagamer12
    Ninjagamer12 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    eh...um.....guh...8-l
  73. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    nasty nasty nasty.
  74. Profile photo of sweetpea_bc
    sweetpea_bc Female 50-59
    4 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Ummmm...I want to know if anyone answered this question. Totally whacko Mom couldn`t go out and find/hire a gal to do this for him, SHE, had to do it????
  75. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    ......She should have told him to somehow use his feet....? I don`t know... He`s fourteen. Tell him to concentrate on school.
  76. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    the comments are way more entertaining
  77. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    The boy is 14 and doesn`t have a girl friend or a girl that would do it for him or atleast bob on his knob or give him some nookie? I mean WTF! HIS MOM! EW!
  78. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Someone please tell me that she`s from West Virginia... If not, I am going wash my brain out now.
  79. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    > LazyMe484
    > Even if he`s missing both his arms he can still masturbate

    HOW!!???

  80. Profile photo of insane99
    insane99 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    c`mon. all he has to do is use the "i`m an amputee" sympathy factor to get a girlfriend.
  81. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:15:58 PM
    if hes tht desperate, cant he just rub his dick on a tree or summin...

    really? you really suggest that he rub his dick on a tree or something? and you`re a dude and you suggest that... i`m ashamed of you. please turn your man card in at the next meeting.

  82. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    LionHart, you cant reach? (;

    and i do beleive this is fake

  83. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    psh, i use my feet anyway, better traction.
  84. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
    92 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    i really want to see some of the answers to this one...
  85. Profile photo of StellaT
    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    I`m totally gonna answer that question...

    I`m the one named Stella!

  86. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    She could tell him to stick his d1ck up his arse and go f*ck himself!
  87. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Haha excellent troll. :D
  88. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    I`d just tell her to wear gloves.
  89. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    thats just uhh... Is the mom hot?
  90. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    get him a gf??
  91. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    that would be so wrong
  92. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Dood. If I know anything about guys I BET he could get off without arms ...

    He could hump his pillow or something...

    this is BS

  93. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    lol @ supersmash
  94. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    That`s going to take some eye bleach. And therapy.
    For me O.O"
  95. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Why do people actually think that questions like this posted on Yahoo Answers are real?
  96. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    OHHH mygawd!!!
  97. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Definitely not real. He would`ve learned to use his feet, or at least to autofellate.
  98. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    i wish she was my mom
  99. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Fake though they may be, these Yahoo Answers are still hilarious :D
  100. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Okay that`s incest/CHILD ABUSE/perversion all rolled into one sick little package. She doesn`t want him to not experience what other guys can? How many other NORMAL guys HAVE BEEN JERKED OFF BY THEIR MOTHERS??? Perverted piece of poo.
  101. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Screw this IAB. Im outa here!
  102. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    osirisascend:
    "Why do people actually think that questions like this posted on Yahoo Answers are real?"

    It`s on Yahoo. *rolls eyes*

    --

    vitaliy:
    "...He would`ve learned to use his feet, or at least to autofellate."

    Autofellate, hmmm? ;-)

    --

    Carks:
    "Wish she was my mom"

    Classic! :-) LOL ;-)

  103. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    She could always put an ad out on Craigslist for "Masturbater Wanted".
  104. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    well i would tell the lady to not tell her husband and just remove the kids bottom ribs and teach him how to blow himself
  105. Profile photo of VomitStorm
    VomitStorm Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    i`m with lkc1
  106. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    0.o thats the creepiest thing iv seen today....
  107. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Thank`s Mom!
  108. Profile photo of anniboo
    anniboo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    It`s all about the aim.
  109. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Only one answer:

    fleshlight with automatic pump and my homemade fapping chair. yes I finally made it its basically a blow up megan fox. but ey f*ck you what have you made recently

  110. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    "fleshlight with automatic pump and my homemade fapping chair. yes I finally made it its basically a blow up megan fox. but ey f*ck you what have you made recently "

    You are a very lonely person.

  111. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    I hope some body calls child services on her.
  112. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    idk what do dogs do when they want to masturbate
  113. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    They don`t
  114. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    >ryanF701

    the prototype was just your mom on her knees blowing me but after she got lockjaw it lost its charm

  115. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Wow.
  116. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    awkward.
  117. Profile photo of Zeroknight92
    Zeroknight92 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Hmmm....maybe her son should get more flexible so he can give himself a bj. That way, she won`t need to help him get himself off.
  118. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    wtf.......akward lvl=over 9000
  119. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    This reminds me of that creepy video that was posted on here awhile back with the mum walking in on her son masturbating.
  120. Profile photo of Sirhieu
    Sirhieu Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Wow, a 14 year old handicapped boy`s mom has been giving him handjobs for the past three months?
    I say again, WOW
  121. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Wow, this is beyond troll, this is beyond awkward, this is the outer limits!
  122. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Clearly an Online Predator...
  123. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    uuuuuhhhuhuhuhhh that is just.... I can`t...... I mean....yeah, errrr no...ahhh F it, good for him!
  124. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    @Zeroknight92

    Millions have tried. Handfuls have succeeded

  125. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    eww eww eww eww. that kid is officially messed the drat up. so is the mom.
  126. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    He wouldn`t have to masturbate, mush less get it from his own mom, if the girls his age would get over themselves and love the poor guy!
    Okay, I`m partially joking.
  127. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    I wouldn`t qualify being "monkey-spanked" by one`s mom as "natural thing for boys growing up"
  128. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Ah ha, I see. Couldn`t she ask a really big favor from her friends or something, anything?!?!? poo, she may as well be sucking it or schtuping it now anyway.
  129. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    mooshoo, you made me laugh my friend,made me laugh. Almost spat out my vodka coffee
  130. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    <barf>
  131. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    WHAT THE F*CK. i sincerely hope this isn`t real.
  132. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    This is so wrong on so many levels. I mean, seriously...wtf?
  133. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    NOICE! Hes getting hand from an older woman ;)
  134. Profile photo of AmigoNY
    AmigoNY Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Come on people, grow up! It`s FAKE!!!
  135. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    It`s not "Fake" per-se, it probably was really posted. I`ve seen worse on there. Everyone needs to know something about Yahoo! Answers: It is a place where people spill their deepest darkest secrets to the internet in hopes to get advice to things that they`d never ask someone about in real life in order to avoid rumors, losing reputation, saving face etc. You get to sit behind a computer screen, no one knows who you are, and sometimes, with poo like this, you`ll actually get a heart-felt, caring, answer.

    Not likely, but, still.

  136. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    I tried to search for it and it IS real post made on the site but the poster wasn`t legitimate... It`s been deleted but the search result also come up with

    "I have been "helping" my amputee son, and I have not told my wife, and not sure how. ..."

    haha serial poster! At least I can sleep at night x.x

  137. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    HAWT
    <3

    :-|

  138. Profile photo of LukesJester
    LukesJester Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Ahaha, wow.
  139. Profile photo of Momegablast
    Momegablast Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 25, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    So fake..........why wouldnt she just get him a drat doll??
  140. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Why did it had to be a boy? If this woman would have had a armless daughter it would have been a lot more fun and a lot less disturbing.
  141. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    "Why did it had to be a boy? If this woman would have had a armless daughter it would have been a lot more fun and a lot less disturbing."

    A lot less disturbing for WHO exactly?

    Oh, right... for you.

  142. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    maybe dad can join in and they can have family time... just saying.. the family that... stays together.... so u posters later dont hate i`m KIDDING!
  143. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 12:31 am
    I wanna see how that conversation goes lol
  144. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 12:37 am
    Reddit`s reaction to this is priceless:

    "It`s nice to see a mother who has a real stranglehold on the situation."
    "There aren`t enough hands-on parents nowadays."
    "Ah, there`s the rub."

  145. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 1:18 am
    so did the kid ask for help or did the mom tell him i dont even want to know
  146. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 1:44 am
    This has to be a lie. This was probably posted by someone who wanted it to become a new internet fad.
  147. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 2:05 am
    hahahahaha nirosaki! i llloved your link it was so funny i laughed my a.o. xDDD lolololololollll!!!

    nirosaki`s link: how is babby formed

  148. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 2:49 am
    now THERES a kid whose gonna have oedipole issues...
  149. Profile photo of Pepsi_Plunge
    Pepsi_Plunge Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 3:39 am
    Thats true love!
  150. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 3:49 am
    This can`t be real. No-one is that wierd who isn`t a fictional drama character from a show trying to get viewers back by doing something mad. Must be a troll.
  151. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 3:51 am
    nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

    btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

    awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off.

  152. Profile photo of NicePants
    NicePants Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:03 am
    i wonder if she swallows
  153. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:06 am
    The Question was deleted. RIP strange facinating question.
  154. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:29 am
    who asks their mom to help them masturbate?? and whose mom actually does it?? GAWD people
  155. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:30 am
    "what do i do"
    jump in a fire
  156. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:41 am
    wasn`t there an even funnier one where the mother saw his son had an awry penis and helped him to `massage` it straight or something alike? what`s with all the incestuous stuff?
  157. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:16 am
    wtf? what kid...? what parent...? just....wtf?
  158. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:21 am
    iluvpink13
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    1243 Posts Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:51:07 AM
    nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

    btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

    awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off. iluvpink13
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    1243 Posts Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:51:07 AM
    nice link, nirosaki. everyone else enjoyed it you should have submitted it.

    btw, this is fake. arms or not, a 14 yr old boy will figure out how to fap. lots of places to stick it :)

    awesome troll, though. theyre getting smarter and figuring out ways to make people laugh instead of piss them off.
    ----------------------
    I`m sure any kid would rather make love to concrete than have his mom give him a handjob! X-D

  159. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 7:23 am
    wat.
  160. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:09 am
    wtflol?
  161. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:45 am
    sick
  162. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:48 am
    awwwwww...
  163. Profile photo of doomgir
    doomgir Female 18-29
    56 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    o_o" ..... *speachlessly creeped out*
  164. Profile photo of patohh
    patohh Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    then he`s not going to get any girl and she`s going to drat him cuz that the part of "growing up". Stupid
  165. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    A mothers love knows no bounds........ OMFGEIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCRIBBTYIWELWSDFI *Eyes pop out of head*
  166. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    "Mommy, could you also please put your face in front of it when i cum, so i dont get it on my sheets? because you know i cant clean it up, if i do!"
  167. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Man if he truly wanted beat his meat, he would have found out how to use his feet. He just wants to drat his mom, eww incest. And they`re probably not even hot.
  168. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    This is just wrong on so many levels.
  169. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    "Man if he truly wanted beat his meat, he would have found out how to use his feet. He just wants to drat his mom, eww incest. And they`re probably not even hot."
    I snapped along to the rhyme.
  170. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    IABbrandon:
    ahahahahaha. :)
  171. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    umm.. isent this like second degree child molestation? now the kid will have to go to federal prison just to beat off :(
  172. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    i`m glad its obviously a photoshop. thats f-ed up
  173. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    thanks mom, your the best.
  174. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Since no girl is going to want him anyway, mom should let him father a child through her...but just not let the husband know.
  175. Profile photo of jr1
    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 1:16 am
    I wonder how that particular thing happened. "Mom, can you come in here and give me a hand with something". Mother steps into the bathroom to see the son with a boner.
  176. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Ok, I think I have the solution to this - you go to the doctor and tell him you want a prosthetic arm but instead of a hand you want a "Fleshlight".
  177. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 10:14 am
    uuuuuuuuuuuh
  178. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 11:01 am
    so for pictures that seem out of the ordinary everyone screams PHOTOSHOPPPPPP but this is a likely question to ask right?
  179. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 11:10 am
    here`s what you do, lady.. go to your husband`s gun closet..
  180. Profile photo of EvaAve87
    EvaAve87 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 11:42 am
    its just wrong
  181. Profile photo of MissPengywin
    MissPengywin Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Get him a blowup doll? A whore? Anything but physically helping. Dang, if i was a guy, I couldn`t even get a semi if it was my MUM doing it. Sick.
  182. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    oh eww...thats gross
    i hope its fake XD
  183. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Why do some parents think its their goal or necessity in life to make sure their kids have EVERYTHING? Being deprived of some things is as natural as masturbation....
  184. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
    yeah... thats what my girlfriends for...
  185. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 4:03 am
    wow..
  186. Profile photo of izu
    izu Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 28, 2009 at 8:04 am
    Well honestly the son is the sicko here for bringin up to his mom that question and pitting it against her motherly instincts and saying I have no arm plz do it so mom I feel bad for u
  187. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:23 am
    I wonder how this started...
  188. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    ew.
    EW.
    EWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
  189. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    You give handjobs to your own son!
    Omg she just made my life.
  190. Profile photo of sadiesykes
    sadiesykes Female 13-17
    72 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    LOL oml. no.
  191. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Bring him a sammich
  192. Profile photo of Lelouch
    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    OMG Why!?
  193. Profile photo of airf50
    airf50 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:23 am
    you need the help.. WHY? thats gross
  194. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    now this is just disturbing
  195. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 11:50 am
    well that`s just nasty.
  196. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    that mom is either really caring or sexually disturbed
  197. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    "Your doing it all wrong mom. Where`s dad!?"
  198. Profile photo of jsheets
    jsheets Female 18-29
    7 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    what the...???
  199. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    I just threw up in my mouth. Eeeww
  200. Profile photo of beehappy
    beehappy Female 13-17
    209 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 4:42 am
    Oh jesus drat.
  201. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 8:41 am
    Ah its probably fake, some people try to shocking and controversial on yahoo answers to illicit a response, for what reasons, well i`m not going there.
  202. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    Hm, the name "green" is a bit inconspicuous

    If it`s true...o.O

  203. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 29, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    thats just.. ew
  204. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    OMG O_o
  205. Profile photo of BamShark
    BamShark Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Is...is she hot?

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