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Date: 08/25/09 06:03 AM

71 Responses to Not-So-Smart Guy Vs. Automatic Doors [Video]

  1. Profile photo of dcaldwell09
    dcaldwell09 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Link: Not-So-Smart Guy Vs. Automatic Doors - Stick with this one. It`s slow at first, but something weird happens mid-way through. It`s unexplainable.
  2. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:36 am
    HAHA!!! So ridiculous! I love it.
  3. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:37 am
    wtf was he trying to do?
  4. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:43 am
    wat
  5. Profile photo of Blankcheck
    Blankcheck Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:48 am
    uhm......Boom Headshot?....nevermind thats just too weird. He is in the building already so I dont know if his entrance was just as interesting. He looks old enough to have been born in the time of auto doors. I know the security crew had a good laugh about this though.
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:49 am
    bwahahahahaaha
  7. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:51 am
    So how did he get in in the first place?
  8. Profile photo of gaaraaraag
    gaaraaraag Male 13-17
    23 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:09 am
    ha ha at 0:19 the guy at the bottom of the screen had the same problem.
  9. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Saw this, that guy is an engineering student!
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Is he looking for a claim? Too bad the incident was captured on security camera if so...
  11. Profile photo of Poloticsspaz
    Poloticsspaz Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:47 am
    Poor Bestard.
  12. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:50 am
    Those glass door are supposed to be solid enough to resist this sort of impact... wtf!
  13. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:00 am
    was he born inside the building or how did he enter??
  14. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:02 am
    If you slow the footage down some more, you see him go super saiyan just before hitting the glass.
  15. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:09 am
    quackor-
    good point.
    i wanna go with born there :)
  16. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:41 am
    The doors were planning it. I can tell >.>
  17. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:43 am
    i want 2 of whataver he had!
  18. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:53 am
    THIS IS SPART-ow!
  19. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:00 am
    wait... if he didnt know how to open the automatic door, how did he get inside?
  20. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Erg...I sent this in the day it came out. Lol what an idiot, he ran through an automatic door at a college.
  21. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
    how does this work..........i know, ill run head first at a glass door!!!
  22. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Looks like he was trying to get some money out of it. Did anyone else see that?
  23. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Brilliant thinking: I don`t know what to do. Rather than asking for help and looking stupid. I`ll smash it with my head...................and not look stupid.
  24. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:05 am
    the magical force field encounter. Any bug would relate.
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Wow, And I thought blondes were dumb.
  26. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I`m the Juggernaut, bitch!
  27. Profile photo of PuNkMaN1987
    PuNkMaN1987 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:19 am
    aw come on this isn`t fair i submitted this video like 2 weeks ago.

    rant over comment on video:

    my question is it looks like he doesn`t know how the doors work but if he doesn`t how is he in the building in the first place.

    although it also looks like he tried to out run it....still idiotic

  28. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:23 am
    He should be more carefull
  29. Profile photo of SpankyJake
    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:51 am
    um...wait...how the hell did this happen?....
  30. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:14 am
    what a fudgein retard
  31. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:33 am
    reminds me of an fml

    "Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they`ll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don`t."

  32. Profile photo of takito
    takito Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Take that you stupid door!
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    aw come on this isn`t fair i submitted this video like 2 weeks ago.

    `fraid dcaldwell09 beat you to the submission, Punkman.

  34. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    How did he get into that building without going through the doors in the first place?
  35. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Love his enthusiasm when he starts off. He`s really going for it!
  36. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    and then bullshtbob walks up,trips,and impales his jugular on the broken glass.

    The world(IAB) is now a happy place again. Be free my children.....be freeeeeee

  37. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Maromi: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:25:21 AM
    Looks like he was trying to get some money out of it. Did anyone else see that
    ____________________>>
    Yeah, that`s what I was thinking too. The way he looked around to see who was watching and then choosing to run at the door when the lobby was empty. Don`t think he counted on the camera though! I think looking in his book was a stall tactic.
  38. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    WIN!
  39. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    haha that guy`s got brass balls to do that. and poo in his head.
  40. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    I don`t see why he would run towards it? He was watching people go through. Also if I wasn`t used to the door then I think I`d more likely to walk up to it slowly then headbutt it.
  41. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Also I think the guy on the cellphone didn`t know how the doors open either. Because he is walking towards them when they are open and as they about to close he walks away.
  42. Profile photo of hudaman
    hudaman Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    How the hell did he get in the building in the first place
  43. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    He prob just followed someone in
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    What a fool.
  45. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    *looks at engineering book* "to open automatic glass doors, run headfirst into them"
  46. Profile photo of moonperyie
    moonperyie Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    The guy must be from Smallville.
  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Oh yes, what a bad day! First this, then he gets ouotside to find he got a Ticket for double-parking his camel, then when he got home to find his 35th wife had lost her veil and apparently lied about how good-looking she was...
  48. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Lionhart, you suck. Racist.
    But yeah, pretty funny.
  49. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Rofl!
  50. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    at first when he checked his books maybe he was just stopping to look at them but them...well you know. LOL imagine how stupid you would fell after...he should have approached it first before thinking of that brilliant idea
  51. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    He just... head butted it...
  52. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    he was trying to get to platform 9 and 3/4
  53. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    OMG CANINE! I laughed for hours!
  54. Profile photo of Antonin
    Antonin Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Poor door, never had a chance to open half way...
  55. Profile photo of AznFriday
    AznFriday Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    Oh.... Poor man, lol. That must have been terrible afterward. Well, lesson learned: Do not charge thin glass doors.
  56. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    hahahaaa Loved it. I like this song too. I wonder who the artist is.
  57. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    The song is by Anton Barbeau. Never heard of him, but a simple search for "automatic door song" gave me the answer. It`s called Google. Check it out.
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    SuperSmash, that`s a lot of mouse and typing effort, first you have to open a new window, then go to Google, then type all those words, then press Search, then read all the results... you shoulda just linked the Google search for all of us who can`t be bothered typing heaps and heaps and can`t make the effort of moving the mouse around all that distance and then typing more letters and then even more, because some of us are way too lazy to type that many letters and go to all that effort when you could`ve just linked it for us to save us doing all that typing that we hate to do.
  59. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 12:23 am
    @lionhart2:

    Here you go.

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=automatic+door+song

  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 12:28 am
    Thanks for completely missing the joke, jareddevour. Now I ahve to push my mouse ALL the way to your link! Sigh.
  61. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 12:30 am
    Haha I know I know. It`s worth it though. (trust me...)

    Muahahahaa. (now as a mod you have to check it to make sure it`s not a link to goatse. xD)

  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:40 am
    Nah, Davy does all the actual checking and banning, I just do the act like a total troll loudmouth opinionated old grey fart who never actually does anything else but post on forums part of the modding.
  63. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 12:07 am
    ...why did ramming his head into it seem like a good idea???
  64. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Dear Ramming Head Into Glass Door Guy,
    How did you initially get inside? Through the sliding doors?
    Regards,
    LP
  65. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    why the HELL did he think that was a good idea?
  66. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lmao -- it must have been really embarassing tho
  67. Profile photo of nbolin
    nbolin Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:07 am
    it`s these video`s that make me feel like a genious!
  68. Profile photo of sparkles03
    sparkles03 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 4, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    hahaha... my 1 year old wont stop laughing...!
  69. Profile photo of Growlerchan
    Growlerchan Female 13-17
    41 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:29 am
    XD too funny
  70. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    September 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Retard. XD
  71. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Oh man, I hope that guy is ok.

    I thought he would just try walking by the door...but man, the intro comment says it all =3

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